5.8 MAGNITUDE EARTHQUAKE NEAR YELLOWSTONE

AHHHHHHHHHHH ITS HAPPENING WAKE UP CUNTS

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Fish are leaving the lake!

sheeeit

At least I won't die a virgin.

Suck it, Sup Forums

it's time

Its payday in a few hours can we postpone?

is that an impreza rs?

This.

The ayylmaos won't let it erupt.

Biggest one in a couple years... no? Last time was a 4.8?

How many people died? Is Australia state near Yellowstone?

Eyelamos new Jesus now

Definitely a red flag. As someone who has been a huge Yellowstone skeptic, this is certainly more intriguing than anything we've seen lately.

> 5.8

It is fucking nothing.

C-Checked, user....

FOLLOWED BY A 4.0 IN SAME AREA ITS FUCKING HAPPENING WEEEWWW REEEE

99 wrx, had it at 205kw atw but its gone now :(

Too bad the area isn't even close to yellowstone.

yep

A 5.8 in Montana is close enough to destabilize sub surface layers.

>5.8 magnitude

it's fucking nothing, there are at least two of the same magnitude everyday somwhere else in the world.

Yes, pls blow up. I had 2 assignments due at midnight I haven't completed yet. Put me out of my misery.

>yfw they don't realise alot of small earth quakes releases pressure and the places to worry about are those super volcanoes with zero quakes in decades

>near yellowstone
this hasnt happend in many years, add to the fact yellowstone received ~900 earthquakes in last 2 weeks and BOOM

lmao I live in montana, didnt feel shit

>5.8M
>small

I need to get some sleep before work tomorrow here in Pennsylvania.

Am I going to wake up dead?

>implying (((they))) would allow it to happen thus destroying the social structure they've spent centuries constructing
>implying (((they))) would allow civilization a hard reset to prosper without (((their))) influence

youtube.com/watch?v=BubiZAIWHgU

G-GUYS, T-TURN ON FOX ITS PROJECTED TO BLOW IN THE NEXT 20 minutes wtf

The kikes cant control Super Volcanoes.

The largest was in 1975. It was 5.9.

You need at least 8.5 mate

Only a 5.8 though, nothing major

Call me when it's a 7.0 or higher user

Nigga how in the hell do you wake up dead

You guys know what to do

kek
well, if its a 7.0 i probably wont be able to call

it was pretty spoopy, nearly shit my pants
never really felt an earthquake before

I'm so glad you got the reference.

You're a good leaf.

Now seriously, am I going to die?

If you're lucky.

Helena, MT here, the quake was like 30 miles away from me, woke me up. People felt it all the way in Spokane, WA 400 miles away.

The Great Cleansing is near. Thank God and repent.

>this hasnt happend in many years

>Although it has been over four decades since the last destructive earthquake in Montana, small earthquakes are common in the region, occurring at an average rate of 7-10 earthquakes per day.
mbmg.mtech.edu/quakes/quake-seismicity.asp

felt it here, near Missoula.

I assume not, hit those sheets my friend. No "2012" bullshit gonna happen

everybody will die

Remember that today is 5777 days after 9/11 in the Jewish messianic year 5777, 77 days before september 23.

where at? we definitely felt it in Helena, friends of mine in Missoula were all woken up and people are saying they felt it all the way out to Spokane.

Oh god.. there it goes again another aftershock as I'm typing this

Now you know why Trump is in the EU right now. To survive.

My tuned Ralliart would smash u cunt

also near missoula senpai. you guys praying too?

see

wow, getting hit hard

Witnessed

pics (under hood too) or it didnt happen

Just had a 3rd small quake

So Entire North America will turn in Atlantis 2.0?

The great burger will ascend to mythological heights in the history of man.

i could feel it in montana hold me Sup Forums

felt it hard in butte

thread theme for 3 aftershocks now

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Somehow I fucking KNEW disco would herald the end of the world....

Land comes from the ocean. No reason that it can't sink back. I think humanity gets fucked up by nature every couple of thousand years. Lots of fake ruins and history. People wouldn't be such servile cucks if they knew tomorrow could bring total disaster for mankind.

...

SUBARUIMPOSSIBRU

Who watching Dutchsinse?
He's on in person right now.

never felt in an earthquake in my life until now (i'm in idaho). my foot happened to be shaking at that exact moment so i attributed the slight movement of the couch to that.

does this mean we're getting a yellowstone happening

FISH HAVE LEFT THE LAKE
IT'S OVER

TAKE THAT SUBARU AND SAVE YOURSELF

that's what she said

kek

>Drunk user waiting for trump speech now dancing.
thank you.

>Lincoln
>Near yellow stone

turbo swap?

its a 99 wrx, came with a turbo. Had all the bolt ons got it to 205kw atw

ebic

>am I going to wake up dead
Gee, Scoob...

We are dead now, pray for fast kill

>kw
Use HP and Torque like a normal person

Fug. It dried up. No habbening today.
btw, where is Trump?

This is way out of control. This is not normal. I'm born and rasied around earthquakes. This never, ever happens. I do think Yellowstone is going to blow. It's only 30 miles away. Five quakes in an hours time.

30 miles away dumb ass.

what's a 5.8 earthquake doing in Montana?!

Your mom.

that's more than 30 miles dumbass

lebo detected.

>obeseburgland
>burgers will be fried

is this even happening?

Eh, fag. When it reaches 7.0 then you should be worried.

>mfw california gets 4.0's as often as OP has his period
>happening
t. full autism

You faggots have palm trees?

what else are we supposed to wrap our holdens around?

1 in the front garden, 4 in the back

I'm liking this map already.

omfg goodbye everyone

>oh no I won't have to go to my shitty 6:00am-11pm job.
>Oh no, I dont have to pay for my student loan
>oh no I wont be able to marry my girlfriend who sucked off 50 guys before me, and is only good as a human fleshlight. And still is the most conservative white girl I know

Blow baby blow.

I'll have some comfort knowing that all the faggots, kikes, and cucks in Germany and Israel will choke out and starve while I'm in my ash grave peacefully sleeping.

>wake up dead
youtu.be/4kSvN1dQjxc

Sodom and Gomorrah 2.0 incoming...

IT WAS RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!

slide bread sage
lets get back to burning cnn to the ground. there will be plenty of time to Yellowstone larp when cnn is dust in the wind. pic related

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