Jackie Chan stars in a movie called "The Foreigner"

>Jackie Chan stars in a movie called "The Foreigner"
>he's an immigrant chink and has a Brit born daughter
>daughter gets killed by terrorist bombing
>IRA is the terrorist
I'd still fucking watch it because it's Jackie fucking Chan

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Well it's based on a book set in the 90s.

Does he still move around and stuff?

Holy shit Jackie is fucking old now

Suddenly, movies are faithful to the book they are based now?

I've seen the trailer, he's done some of the stunts. But it's Hollywood so I doubt they'd let him

It just got confirmed that him and Stallone are doing something together next.

I'm surprised he can do much now, how old is he?

If it was shitskin mudslime terrorists and their leftist enablers it would have been a 10/10 plot.

Watchmen was 90% faithful, they must cut out that newsstand side plot and made the ending more appeasing to movie goers but other than that it was pretty damn close.

You and i both know that would get shoahed in an instant

Figured around 60 without Googling.

Watchmen wasn't faithful as fuck but it was awesome nonetheless

Bloatfag pls.

Sage.

Go back to your CNN containment threads. Not everyone is surprised they did such faggotry things

He's old enough to have had a scene with Bruce Lee in the Chinese Connection and has been acting since the 70's. Give him a break.

Yes, Daesh is obviously the lesser evil here, goy.
>mwf I actually liked the chink and his films...

>Of all the things he's endured, old age is the one that's going to kill Jackie Chan

>I'd still fucking watch it because it's Jackie fucking Chan
Same.

>it's Hollywood so I doubt they'd let him
Hell they're probably contractually obligated to let Jackie do his own stunts. There's a reason he's still regarded as one of the best in the bids - he's been in 150-something action movies and he's only used stunt doubles on like a dozen occasions.

Would be more topical if the terrorists were fucking ISIS. Still, Jackie Chan is the fucking man.

Fuck the IRA. This will be a good film.

He'll put up a helluva fight first. I guarantee Death will take at least a ladder to the face before he takes Jackie Chan down... two if he don't want no trabble.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6be0-1-2aCQ

why would u watch a jackie chan movie not staring owen wilson?

His career is dead. When's the movie out?

The movie is based in the 1990s. Also there were already a few attempted IRA attacks this year.

Death versus Jackie Chan in a furniture store. Who wins?

>Also there were already a few attempted IRA attacks this year
And which terrorist attacks were successful

The original title of the novel was the infinitely better "The Chinaman".

Also, the character Pierce Brosnan plays was most emphatically *not* based on Gerry Adams. pic related.

>jews actually pushing the 'whites are the real terrorists' meme
its not gonna work shlomo.

IKEA!

jeeze the years havent been kind to him. thats that blocaine

That would have been a great movie if it was made in '94. What are they going to make a movie about the great new pioneering sound of the Grateful Dead next?

>Movie is set during the Troubles
How is it bad?

None, because potatoes are incompetent.

I thought potatoes just wanted to scare bongers. All the casualties were really accidental.

>IRA is the terrorist

dropped

SJWs are pissed that a Chinese man is playing a Vietnamese character

>Irish
>White
5/10 bait made me reply

Chinese and Vietnamese pretty much fucking share the same ancestors

Name 4 things that aren't Jackie Chan

Oh no goy, next thing you know they'll be crying that 18 year olds are playing 15 year olds in every Disney live action movie

>>IRA is the terrorist
historical facts are bad now?

It's in the director's cut.

You don't see the Mongols complain when they casted a Japanese actor as Genghis Khan and a Chinese actor as his nemesis.

>being upset that IRA is labeled terrorism

But that's what they are. Terrorists.

because the jews have cultivated Sup Forums into becoming the new SJW.
They've made Sup Forums so scared of white identity disappearing that they now lash out at anything and seem completely irrational to the common man

If this shit is going on in 80' and is decently done why not, but damn i wonder (((who))) is the main director.

how much prep time does jackie chan get?

He started as a stunt double. Now, he employs about a two dozen stunt man/double for his film in his company. This chink is wise.

"The Foreigner" kek
>implies that majority of London is not fucking foreign

you can't be the foreigner if you are the majority.

This movie is set prior to Labour coming to power in 1997.

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He's almost 80. What do you expect?

Pussies.

That guy definitely looks like a nigger of Europe

Tell them about Pierce. SJWs love terrorists and they won't think twice about supporting the IRA

Then he kills the IRA with Kung-fu moves right?

FAKE NEWS!!!! He's 62.

Hes a big nosed chink faggot.

Ey fuck u mang

No they were banned last week

>I'd still fucking watch it because it's Jackie fucking Chan
this desu

yes

The Joos really knows how to pander towards goys

no he's awesome

Jackie Chan is a dirty fucking communist who betrayed Hong Kong

But he makes good movies

>SJWs love terrorists and won't think twice about supporting the IRA

What the fuck is up with that? I listen to a comedy podcast where one of the americans is a pretty annoying jewish SJW. But they openly admire Sinn Fein and the IRA. Why? They clearly have no understanding of the Troubles, and as far as I know they've never been to the UK let alone the RoI.

_literally why_ are fucking americans so stupid about shit like this?

Jackie doesn't want any Troubles

By that logic every human on the planet shares the same ancestors, dummy.

That's just going too deep, user.