Black people don't know how to play che-

>black people don't know how to play che-

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>The Zimbabwe gambit

How the fuck is the king in that place with the pawns still in their place. I haven't played chess in a while but since when does the king jump pieces?

Nigger king soon mated by a few pawns

Why are none of the pieces in their squares? Why is the king the first one out? How did it pass the pawns? Why did someone take a photo of a screen?

WE

The board isn't even set up correctly.

black kings are also knights

so a glass table and iron chess pieces?
probably makes a lot of clanking noise

I really prefer just a simple wood board and wood pieces, they feel nice in my hand and they aren't flashy but then again I'm not a nigger

>buy expensive chess set so you can align the pieces in a stupid non-rules layout and make a retarded post about it on a failing social media site that allows mindless content only

That's not a legal move.

That's an impossible move by the king and Jesus is Lord.

Even if that move were legal it would be fucking horrible. Black is hopelessly losing there, on move 1.

THE We wuz Khanz opening
>throw the rules out the table since they were made by white people, because it's a symbol of white opression since whites moves first
>yfw it's actually chink game stolen by sand-people, that whites liked

which one? switching the tower and the horse?

He really doesn't know how to play chess....

WOAH

ah well done you noticed!!! clever boy!!

This.

Idiot niggers.

Criminally underrated.

there are cushions

lol I once made an account on chess.com and set my country to Zimbabwe (I think I just scrolled down and hit the last country), and I - no joke - got an invite to a group called "chess kings and queens", for black players. What even makes them kangz? The fact that kangz existed in Africa? Pretty sure kings existed on every continent, right? Why aren't white people all kangz? There were kings in Europe.

of course they are sweety :) Infact they're so top tier that they get to cheat to.

And pawns.

cause ThAy WuZ KaNgZzzzzzzz

Good one.

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I don't get it?

this has to be a joke. there are way too many things wrong here

Fucking nigger cant even place the pieces properly

Zimbabwe reminds us of nigger, and it sounds good
Do you have autism?

give this man a (You)

>Australia
>comprehending high-brow culture

Pick one Jared.

Fuck you, whitey.

It's a lyric referencing king kunta, a fictional black slave from roots who was a villiage chief (ignoring the part where authority figures weren't allowed to mix with slaves)

Also the pharohs, who people insist were black despite all evidence to the contrary.

Can you just tell me please.

Melanin Kangs were knights and bishops and shiet
Niggers don't follow the law

>Chess, the WE WUZ ALL KANGS AN KNIGHTS N SHIEEET edition.

The GZA is a grandmaster chess player

They don't, they are too stupid.

Fuck you whitey WE havent been slaves to play under white man rules

>checked

Apparently not.

WUZ

Always sage satan.

In chess there are openings that follow a naming scheme: queen's gambit, king's gambit, etc. Zimbabwe gambit is a play on this. Understand now?

>Niggers don't follow the law
Kek, this.

Also, yfw the white pieces are all in the correct position, but the black pieces aren't. Decent shitpost, I guess.

Yeh but even if the pharoahs were black... it doesn't make black people today pharoahs. My ancestors were European... European monarchs were white... I'm still not a kang.

>Implying nigger will play by the rules
>Implying he won't just put it back
>tfw you can't discover check him
>tfw nig nogs exist
>tfw you have a headache
Fuck this planet.

pretty sure I could still clear the board on them.

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kek

/thread

There are always old black men at the park playing chess though.

See if you can spot the mistakes on this chess board.

keked and checked (mate)

damn nigga took HIS OWN WHITE KANG N QWAINE, HE WINNIN'

Kangz n qweenz n castles and pornz n shieeet

I first saw this with the caption "When you start paying bills on time."

The kings dead, the position of Towers and knights,

>Black man takes white kang and his wife hostage
Nothing wrong in this pic

This joke... worked on too many levels, my sides are in orbit.

Sup Forums should play more chess

great thinking game

well it is the black king

He means moving the king out first, literally an impossible move. Also the rook and knight are in the wrong spots on the black side

they're playing checkers

Yes, black people know how to play chess, and can actually be quite good.

It's because they go to prison for years and have jack shit else to do, so they play chess for 12 hours a day.

dumb shit repetitive game. almost everything now depends on a good opening/memorization. fisher random chess should be made standard

The fuck are you talking about? Literally every nigger I've ever known is somewhat adequate at chess because it's all they have to do in prison.

Qwing me nigga

Topkek

there are a few grandmasters who use Sup Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=_ngbuYanRh8

If you ever meet a black person who is good at chess, 9/10 times they spent years in prison with jack shit else to do, besides play chess.

Is, is he playing checkers with chess pieces?

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>autist trying to get first post
>doesn't notice the glaring mistake
stop attention whoring

Who, Bobby Fischer is dead.

we ant playing by the whitebois rules no more

he is playing without a king, the knight is in the wrong starting square and the board is sideways. "light square on the right"

So close to a 5/5 post but I can only give you a 4/5 because you didn't refer the piece by the correct name of KANG or KANGZ.

It's always been like that

that chink on the right is a grandmaster and she uses Sup Forums

You ever have your throat slit, leaf?

Ahahahah my sides
Love u user

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>thinking man's game meme
Chess essentially stopped evolving in the 70s, and computers are at the point that no human can compete. Chess, past retard level play, is basically 99% memorization and same exact moves every game, then the last 1% being innovative stuff.

youtube.com/watch?v=-S4BU_AYJEs

>board is set up wrong, the bottom right square is supposed to be a white square; the positions will be mirrored and incorrect because of this

>king is removed from the board, that's not possible in chess

>knight on f1 COULD have moved there legally, but probably didn't; most likely it was setup wrong.

>looks like black might have two dark square bishops, but I can't fully tell; seems like there's a bishop on both a8 and c6. Normally those are both white squares, but the board is oriented wrong, as I mentioned before.

Am I missing any?

I'll explain pic related

We wuz checkmatez

best possible post. Nice job.

What's Sup Forums's chess level?

1490 here, was at 1488 a few days ago, still just starting out though

love this game..

Ahahah i have to make a zimbabwe account right now

The black pieces are in an impossible position as well. Look at the castles and bishops. Both bishops on black squares. One bishop somehow bypassed the pawns blocking its escape, and how did that castle get over there?

What's your rating. I've never heard anyone even remotely good at chess say stuff this stupid. I'm willing to bet you're below 1100, and that's being very generous. 600-900 would be a pure beginner, and that's about how good most people are who say this.

>99% memorization

this is totally false. memorization only really applies to openings (first 10 -15 moves) the further the game progress the less you rely on memorizing anything. middle game is all about calculating.

this was the stupidity of african ethno-socialism. They thought that the wealth was natural in rhodesia. that it was always there. they didn't realize economics doesn't work like fairy dust and you actually need to have people who know what they are doing. banning foreign investments and genociding people also isn't good for your economy.

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