How would you test that someone is from america solely from text?

how would you test that someone is from america solely from text?

Simple. We don't put unnecessary "u"s in all of our words. Humor, Color, Honor.

if* someone...

i want something currently happening in ameican politics or media that only american would know
or maybe something from every day life or something from us history that EVERY us citizen knows

Something from US history?
Who won the war of 1812.

Most Americans will say we did, Europeans will say we didn't.

>hides flag
>totally not a kike shill here guys, how do I lie that I'm American

blow it up your ass, europoor

They use the word cuck. And project their degenerate shit on other countries.

it id good, but i want something even better, i want a dead giveaway

Ask for favorite fast food joint.

Mention something about underage teenage females being attractive

Americans will never willingly put mayo on burgers. It's a strictly European thing.

When you see someone say "Eastern Europeans hate Communism", you're reading the words of an American

do you have something tied to *california*?
some fact about that state which everyone in us knows... but not outside of it...

North or South America? Which Country on either Continent?

i wouldn't either and i am from eu, it is disgusting
and i am sure there are people in us who do exactly that

united states, state california

You have to go back

Social Butter Law.

If an American has an emergency shortage of butter, he can walk into any police station or firehouse and get three sticks of butter, no questions asked.

what lol?
funny

You're fucking retarded, i have mayo on just about every burger i grill.

>whopper, mayo
>Sonic #1, mayo
>Red Robin burger, mayo
>Jack in the Box, Double Jack, mayo
> Five Guys, mayo is first topping listed

I'm sorry your mommy only fed you shitty McD's cheezburgers. You should really expand your palate.

Every chain you listed is shit except 5 guys

Non-English speakers might do the same thogh.

I said willingly. Obviously someone has you at gunpoint eating that garbage.

Make them recite the pledge of alliegence.

Though i suppose through text that isnt reliable in this age of information, as they can just copy it off the internet

Red Robin>Five guys

honestly, most chains are shit but those are the ones that sprang to mind.

COME ON GUYS I NEED SOMETHING QUICK
DON'T FAIL ME 4CHIN

you niggers need some Whataburger in your life

American things you can ask about:
Steak houses
Tipping at restaurants
Gun carry laws in their state
How everybody hates the IRS
How everybody hates the DMV
How everybody hates the BATFE
Garbage disposals

Simply stating that mayo is one of the foremost condiments that people put on their burgers, you poor piece of white trash. I grill most of my own burgers and when I'm too lazy for that I send your whore mother to the kitchen to make one for me.

Californians say "like" a lot. They're also very liberal, ask what the Dixie flag means to them.

To Europe? Nah.

Agreed, Whataburger is pretty good, had some when I lived in FL.

Le 5 guys is good meme.

i'm confused
what kind of answer should i hope for

based on this thread, the answer to your OP question:

>how would you test that someone is from america

is simply to unironically discuss burgers. Works every time.

okay.. but even if someone is from america, why would they have to love/like/know everything about burgers and junk food?

because that's what makes them American the same way how you're not a European anymore if you don't pray to Allah 5 times a day

Karma is india/hippie BS

funny...