Patton Oswalt new wife

>Previous wife died in April 2016
>Oswalt's publicist confirmed Thursday that he is engaged to actress Meredith Salenger. July 2016.
Why?

He must feed again.

He has a little girl who he wants to grow up with a mother.

Post your face when his second wife dies.

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Btfo so hard even I feel bad

his new one is actually hot

is it just me or is that too quick to decide you want to marry someone else?

wow, that was fast. Maybe he did....no....that cant be.

He has another victim in his sights

He can't keep getting away with this!

waiting 1 year is the bare minimum, traditionally.

looks like he waited a few months over that. Meh. A little quick to get over the mother of your kid but who am I to say.

he murdered his first wife by preying on her addictions

he thinks he got away with it, but We Know

how does a goblin dwarf get a QT pie like that?

When your dead old lady looked like a sack of potatoes stuffed in a sack of potatoes then I'm sure it wasn't too hard for a shithead like Oswalt to find some cuter bitch to rub his tiny man clit.

His second wife is a definite upgrade from his previous.


I think Patton killed his first wife.

how long until his new wife kills herself?

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Why does Sup Forums hate him?

Once you kill someone it's hard to lose the itch

More blood for the blood god.

Drugs. Money.

his first wife

But is she half Cherokee and Choctaw?

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Damn she's hot as fuck

He killed his own wife and wants to kill again.

*victim

She died from drugs that he supplied. He's a degenerates, too.

Try having 8 zeros in your bank account. You can have 5 girls like that on an annual contract perform things on you, 24/7 that you've only seen in porn.

Thats what I'd do if I was a multi-millionaire anyway.

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He got a taste of new pussy. She wants the money and attention. She can play the pity card if people try to judge her so she feels safe in her image enough to fuck that manlet.

If she survives a few years they will be very profitable. If his taste is for her soul she won't survive and we'll know four sure he killed the other one.

holy fuck

Minimum to start dating again maybe. But meeting someone, dating them, and proposing in just over a year? Unlikely

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I hope she divorce rapes him worse than Brendan Frasier got it.

KEK

>Oswalt's publicist confirmed Thursday that he is engaged to actress Meredith Salenger. July 2016.
>he is engaged to actress Meredith Salenger. July 2016.
>actress Meredith Salenger. July 2016.
>July 2016.
July 2016.
>July 2016.

He's an unfunny little puke. Almost as punchable as Jack Black.

She tweeted: "It's official. I'm the luckiest happiest girl in the universe!!!!"

Well, there's one less girl to compete with for the title.

Maybe he shouldn't have driven the first one to suicide?
Can you imagine what a possessive egomaniac that fucking manlet is? I give her two years before she's foaming at the mouth on the floor.

life isn't fucking fair, where's mine?

Poor Brendan.

JUST thread?
JUST thread.

That was AWESOME Wonder what his crybaby response was

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That's his new wife?!!? Damn. I liked her too. I forgot what movie I saw her in but it was loooong time ago. I always thought she was cool. Now shes a pig fucker

he talked shit about Trump and supported Hillary

God, he is a little troll looking fucker. Gross

He was hitting that waaay before July 2016. I bet that's why his wife killed herself! That fucking bridge troll

I knew she had to be jewish

HNNNNG

somebody should warn that poor woman

He's the anti-Patton.

George S. Patton:
Won the Battle of the Buldge
Died under mysterious circumstances
War hero
Descendant of kings
Army's first "Master of the Sword"

Patton Oswald
Lost the battle of the buldge
Wife died under mysterious circumstances
Liberal shitbag
Minor part on King of Queens
Minor part on Agents of SHIELD

feel the bern

I never heard the full details on what happened to him and his ex

>Be Michelle
>Marry unfunny manlet because he's a simpleton who believes anything feminists tell him
>Figure can fuck chads while manlet watches, cries, and makes money for you and kid
>Find out chads won't fuck you because you look like an extra from a Star Wars cantina scene
>Meanwhile manlet is fucking someone who is actually more attractive than you.
>whyevenlive.jpg
>Overdose while regretting every life decision

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I love all the people shitting on a successful comedian from their shitty apartments or moms house. clearly jealous your life hasn't equated to anything

People on here are just dying to be four foot high man with a wife who died under mysterious circumstances

Hey Oswald, Why did you push your wife to kill herself? Worse yet is how you LOVED all the attention you got from it after.

Are you going to push your daughter to off herself too? Poor kid. Has a pig for a father. Gross.

"man" haha...that is a troll. A lives under the bridge & eats kids type of troll.

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