/CPD/ Chicago Police Scanner - AT DUSK THEY CHIMP

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/
cwbchicago.com/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ObdZ8lhC0f0&t=2360s
youtube.com/watch?v=vGyB093QOIo
youtube.com/watch?v=KFIA8u_EmDs
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Bump

Robert

How's all the Roberts doing tonight. Just cracked a 40 and settling in for an evening of shitposting and cpd mayhem.

Thank you Robert. Hopefully tonight will be bountiful with coonery.

I was here since the screwdriver attack.

>Craig

Asian man...uh...oh...Mexican...

Evening Roberts.

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Then you missed male white having sex with the garbage can.

>car on fire at the citgo

Damnit!

There are two threads running, so divided attention spans.
>boards.Sup Forums.org/pol/thread/132677316

This one was first. I searched the catalogue and there were none. Search the catalogue before making threads, newfag. This is going to move slow, so let that one archive.

I see these threads a ton who tf is Robert

Of you fucking faggots. Good job not putting CPD in the title. I guess yours was first.

>not putting /cpd/ in the title

Migrate. Newfags can't follow a template.

bump for justice
Reminder to migrate back here once that shitOP bread hits limit.

D.C. user checking in ..
been listening ..
playing vid games.
BUSY night for Roberts..

Again with the splitting? Fuck off ShariaBlue.

Can't wait to see how that backyard gunfight turns out.

Also bumping, because we're halfway down the stream and sliding. Bump it up, brothers. The show will soon begin, so keep it alive.

There's nothing wrong with the template, you're just assblasted someone else made the thread

No you nigger the hippie fucked up his thread but made it first. Notice how it's the OP (me) telling people to migrate.

Pshaw

Can somebody post bingo boards? I'm on a different device than normal.

i told em to migrate here. idk why they love my shit bread.

when will you reddit fag realize we dont give 2 fucks who makes the thread. there is no karma here. there is a pastebin so that all the info can be in the op. also by putting the previous thread link we can go back in the archive easier and keep them in order.

lol calm down

hello fellow roberts

everytime one of you idiots screw up a thread causing it to split, you act we are pissed, we get called shills etc. the lack of understanding of how the board works gets infuriating after a while. most of you think typing sage somehow downvotes a thread, saying bump when thread doesnt need it, not knowing limits, not searching the catalog keeping you from understanding why subject is important ie /cpd/. It makes you look like fools. this is a /comfy/ thread so most of us are a lot nicer, this is one of the few places you can ask and we will answer nicely. take this as an opportunity to learn.

go here robert we will come back here once bump is reached.

lmao

posted in as well but incase you missed them.

Holy shit, Wendy's employee being kidnapped.

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go here robert , this thread is on deck

keeping the dream of a clean Chicago alive

Can't stop won't stop!

here from previous thread henlo

Is it just me or is the ambient music in the youarelistening stream really quiet?

yeah its ruining my comfy

Good evening roberts. Anything exciting happen?

did you catch the one making out with a light pole last night?

Roberts, I pulled the soundcloud and CPD up separate in 2 tabs. Then adjusted volume. Much better now.

8 male blacks were having a gunfight in a back yard. No updates.

also, bump

that's the point of ambient music, just play some music and tone it down low
recap:
Guy fucks trash can
Fireworks in alley under power line
guy smokes crack in walgreens parking lot in front of kids
wendy's chick gets pulled in a van

that's all of interest so far

>When you try to be the best Robert you can be.
>Then you look in a mirror.

Robert gonna kick some music blaring Niglet ass.

Cheer up! Have one of my personal Chicago photos, Robert.

>Having your car stall in Chicago
BOI

I normally do that but I got it full volume and can barely hear it, and in some cases it wont produce sound

Thanks roberts. Feeling comfy already.

MALE WHITE

noice. just took my son there the other day.

This one look great. It should definitely be Robert'd.

anyone else select their own ambient music?
love this jam.
youtube.com/watch?v=ObdZ8lhC0f0&t=2360s
it's somehow hopeless sounding/comforting. real blackpill music.

who else hear the midwest in 'haaahhspital' from dispatch?

I've got to get off soon. Here is my final and favorite photo of this beautiful hell hole. Glad you like them.

youtube.com/watch?v=vGyB093QOIo

"DOMEehstick"

No idea how to size these differently. Can someone help so they aren't so big?

nice.
someone needs to make a 1hr or longer extended vid for this
youtube.com/watch?v=KFIA8u_EmDs

/comfy/ food. Use unsalted nuts, a couple drops of coconut oil, then more spice Tony's

>crash involving a CTA bus

Or do you want the traditional happenings boards?
Pic related. I've go a heap of them.

Male white walking about threatening anyone he's going to shoot.

share em all

Fixed.

also fixed.

a box of yellow sandy vaginas, mmmm thats good eatin

i may use that one as a bingo background.. will play with it

Looks good to me. Nice snack for a ride along

>I said standby twice, can you hear me?
>I don't wanna call him again
Shit.

>winter Robert aesthetic

MALE BLACK

Saved. Max /comfy/ is winter Robert threads

I don't like spamming in comfy threads like this, but I'll drop a few more.

>jesus robert here
>Just got out of the airport hell systems
>on vacation with /comfy/

This was my favorite last summer.

intoxicated kids fighting mom

>Kids intoxicated, trying to fight their mom
Wew

>Chiraq
>not Chicongo

Remember that this one is for playing blackout rules.

its not spamming, i need to save them cuz someone asks everynight and i dont have many on this pc.. thnx. also i will remake on a different template and share

What are your guys' favorite things you've heard over the CPD scanner?

I remember there was a time last year I was listening to the CPD and there were reports of a UFO (turned out to be a drone). ANyways one Robert said something to the affect of, "Get the X-Files in here." A moment later someone played the first 2 seconds of the X-Files theme over the radio. By far my favorite moment.

I'd like someone to redpill me on the storm drain nigger of last summer

While no single instance stands out, I must say I enjoy my nightly naked male in street.

That's all for tonight, friend. Still need to eat dinner and sleep a while before work tomorrow.

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Anyone feeling creative?

Y or N For bingo background?

Eh, one more from spring this year.

for future threadz use pic related to force migration when individual is not compliant.

What the fuck. Someone enlighten us about this.

>van stolen by female driver
>keys were left in it
>driver does not know his license plate

ooo, things heating up in the car category!
>stolen car
>auto accident

we use the posts after 300 to talk about OT, stuff after everyone is gone. if you go back in archive you will see the pattern.