>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
How's all the Roberts doing tonight. Just cracked a 40 and settling in for an evening of shitposting and cpd mayhem.
Jaxson Phillips
Thank you Robert. Hopefully tonight will be bountiful with coonery.
Carson Jones
I was here since the screwdriver attack.
Juan Campbell
>Craig
Luke Martinez
Asian man...uh...oh...Mexican...
Colton Jenkins
Evening Roberts.
Zachary Myers
...
Isaac Lewis
Then you missed male white having sex with the garbage can.
Alexander Ramirez
>car on fire at the citgo
Aaron Nelson
Damnit!
Parker Perez
There are two threads running, so divided attention spans. >boards.Sup Forums.org/pol/thread/132677316
Aiden Kelly
This one was first. I searched the catalogue and there were none. Search the catalogue before making threads, newfag. This is going to move slow, so let that one archive.
Elijah Sanchez
I see these threads a ton who tf is Robert
Bentley Edwards
Of you fucking faggots. Good job not putting CPD in the title. I guess yours was first.
Brandon James
>not putting /cpd/ in the title
Jaxson Bell
Migrate. Newfags can't follow a template.
Isaac Reed
bump for justice Reminder to migrate back here once that shitOP bread hits limit.
Adrian Wright
D.C. user checking in .. been listening .. playing vid games. BUSY night for Roberts..
Anthony Morales
Again with the splitting? Fuck off ShariaBlue.
Julian Morgan
Can't wait to see how that backyard gunfight turns out.
Kevin James
Also bumping, because we're halfway down the stream and sliding. Bump it up, brothers. The show will soon begin, so keep it alive.
Daniel King
There's nothing wrong with the template, you're just assblasted someone else made the thread
Oliver Williams
No you nigger the hippie fucked up his thread but made it first. Notice how it's the OP (me) telling people to migrate.
Wyatt Harris
Pshaw
Lucas Sanders
Can somebody post bingo boards? I'm on a different device than normal.
Lucas Phillips
i told em to migrate here. idk why they love my shit bread.
Isaiah Watson
when will you reddit fag realize we dont give 2 fucks who makes the thread. there is no karma here. there is a pastebin so that all the info can be in the op. also by putting the previous thread link we can go back in the archive easier and keep them in order.
Sebastian Gutierrez
lol calm down
Samuel Jackson
hello fellow roberts
Bentley Edwards
everytime one of you idiots screw up a thread causing it to split, you act we are pissed, we get called shills etc. the lack of understanding of how the board works gets infuriating after a while. most of you think typing sage somehow downvotes a thread, saying bump when thread doesnt need it, not knowing limits, not searching the catalog keeping you from understanding why subject is important ie /cpd/. It makes you look like fools. this is a /comfy/ thread so most of us are a lot nicer, this is one of the few places you can ask and we will answer nicely. take this as an opportunity to learn.
go here robert we will come back here once bump is reached.
Leo Jones
lmao
Ethan Nguyen
posted in as well but incase you missed them.
Josiah Young
Holy shit, Wendy's employee being kidnapped.
Christian Jackson
...
Joshua Reed
go here robert , this thread is on deck
Jordan Evans
keeping the dream of a clean Chicago alive
Austin Parker
Can't stop won't stop!
Logan Nguyen
here from previous thread henlo
Kevin Bell
Is it just me or is the ambient music in the youarelistening stream really quiet?
Mason Perez
yeah its ruining my comfy
Camden Cook
Good evening roberts. Anything exciting happen?
Brody Barnes
did you catch the one making out with a light pole last night?
Kayden Cruz
Roberts, I pulled the soundcloud and CPD up separate in 2 tabs. Then adjusted volume. Much better now.
Ian Butler
8 male blacks were having a gunfight in a back yard. No updates.
Oliver Rogers
also, bump
Nathan Kelly
that's the point of ambient music, just play some music and tone it down low recap: Guy fucks trash can Fireworks in alley under power line guy smokes crack in walgreens parking lot in front of kids wendy's chick gets pulled in a van
that's all of interest so far
Jeremiah Jones
>When you try to be the best Robert you can be. >Then you look in a mirror.
Dylan Collins
Robert gonna kick some music blaring Niglet ass.
Connor Collins
Cheer up! Have one of my personal Chicago photos, Robert.
Adrian Gutierrez
>Having your car stall in Chicago BOI
Ayden Nguyen
I normally do that but I got it full volume and can barely hear it, and in some cases it wont produce sound
Kevin Stewart
Thanks roberts. Feeling comfy already.
Jacob Richardson
MALE WHITE
Angel Perez
noice. just took my son there the other day.
Jason Hernandez
This one look great. It should definitely be Robert'd.
Nathan Garcia
anyone else select their own ambient music? love this jam. youtube.com/watch?v=ObdZ8lhC0f0&t=2360s it's somehow hopeless sounding/comforting. real blackpill music.
Austin Hernandez
who else hear the midwest in 'haaahhspital' from dispatch?
Jason Perez
I've got to get off soon. Here is my final and favorite photo of this beautiful hell hole. Glad you like them.
/comfy/ food. Use unsalted nuts, a couple drops of coconut oil, then more spice Tony's
Carson Bailey
>crash involving a CTA bus
Lincoln Jackson
Or do you want the traditional happenings boards? Pic related. I've go a heap of them.
William Nguyen
Male white walking about threatening anyone he's going to shoot.
Christopher Morgan
share em all
Isaiah Rivera
Fixed.
Daniel King
also fixed.
Henry Watson
a box of yellow sandy vaginas, mmmm thats good eatin
Easton Campbell
i may use that one as a bingo background.. will play with it
Grayson Butler
Looks good to me. Nice snack for a ride along
Justin Gonzalez
>I said standby twice, can you hear me? >I don't wanna call him again Shit.
Benjamin Howard
>winter Robert aesthetic
Ayden Torres
MALE BLACK
Wyatt Myers
Saved. Max /comfy/ is winter Robert threads
Joseph Cox
I don't like spamming in comfy threads like this, but I'll drop a few more.
Jose Powell
>jesus robert here >Just got out of the airport hell systems >on vacation with /comfy/
Zachary Robinson
This was my favorite last summer.
Adrian Taylor
intoxicated kids fighting mom
Kevin Ward
>Kids intoxicated, trying to fight their mom Wew
Austin Nelson
>Chiraq >not Chicongo
Evan King
Remember that this one is for playing blackout rules.
Justin Phillips
its not spamming, i need to save them cuz someone asks everynight and i dont have many on this pc.. thnx. also i will remake on a different template and share
Michael Mitchell
What are your guys' favorite things you've heard over the CPD scanner?
I remember there was a time last year I was listening to the CPD and there were reports of a UFO (turned out to be a drone). ANyways one Robert said something to the affect of, "Get the X-Files in here." A moment later someone played the first 2 seconds of the X-Files theme over the radio. By far my favorite moment.
Samuel Butler
I'd like someone to redpill me on the storm drain nigger of last summer
Parker Mitchell
While no single instance stands out, I must say I enjoy my nightly naked male in street.
Charles Thompson
That's all for tonight, friend. Still need to eat dinner and sleep a while before work tomorrow.
Sebastian Cruz
...
Jordan Fisher
Anyone feeling creative?
Christopher Rivera
Y or N For bingo background?
Evan Reyes
Eh, one more from spring this year.
Evan Harris
for future threadz use pic related to force migration when individual is not compliant.
Jeremiah Roberts
What the fuck. Someone enlighten us about this.
Jaxson Edwards
>van stolen by female driver >keys were left in it >driver does not know his license plate
Carson Cruz
ooo, things heating up in the car category! >stolen car >auto accident
Parker Cook
we use the posts after 300 to talk about OT, stuff after everyone is gone. if you go back in archive you will see the pattern.