Sam Hyde caught sucking a ..something

Seen this pop up in a place and wondering the validity. Sam Hyde is a prominent Alt-right irony poster, but what's exactly going on here?

FYI: no ban because you can't tell if its a thumb or popcicle.

Not at all contrived, 5/5. Good job, Chad Hyde.

Isn't Hyde Canadian? Thought I seen a youtube of him doing stand-up comedy in Toronto?

>stand-up comedy in Toronto?
Sam would go to jail

Not surprised since he also banged a tranny. I heard he's pretty wack in the head

idk, I just thought if he was like Milo and the pic did what claimed, why hide it? It's not like being gay is a bad thing anymore in society.

someone post the one proving he fucked a tranny

lol I don't even like Sam that much but the ears don't match at all. Sam has a full rounded lobe and dick sucker has no lobe

His lobes were stretched by the Hat.

Different earlobes, different people

top kek hats don't stretch your earlobes you fucking mong. Also enjoy your time away

It's a bad thing whenever a penis is inserted into a shitty man ass.

See, that's what I originally thought, but you can see the Hat isn't even on his head, like it's partially off (and thus putting strain on his ears), so I thought I'd ask you guys. BAKA

Different ear lobes and beard color

>it's partially off
That would put less strain

are you fuckers retarded?
Exact same earlobes

Why should I care if he likes to a such a dick?

>someone actually went and got their dick sucked by a sam hyde look-alike and was fooled only to be punked on Sup Forums like the fool OP that faggot really truly is!

Bottom pic isn't recent at all
that's legit years old i remember that video

No surprise to me, dude acted like a permavirgin on his show

Well, then why the same glasses and the gay flag item in that pic? Wierd.

Not Sam

He's not greasy enough, his facial hair is too blonde and well kept

His glasses prescription isn't strong enough

nigga u blind

Can confirm. Dude gets mad pussy.

ah, a fellow KDE user

>gay pride object behind him
reaching

>same style glasses
he's never had those glasses

>same dyed color facial hair
what are you even trying to say? you can't even see the dick sucker's hair.

also that guy's face doesn't look like sam at all. clearly different earlobes. only similarity is the beanie and glasses...

aw yee

Sucking his fingers......

Everybody already knows he's a fag.

sam "sodomite pride" hyde
sam pryde

That's gotta be the smallest dick I've ever seen in my life. I've seen many, senpai.

How many times have these jews tried to slander Sam now? They're now resorting to having to slog through gay porno just to further defame and drive his career into the ground. He must be a huge thread to them.

Doesn't really look like t b h fampai.

Even if it is him, I don't really care. I've heard the rumors that he's dated trannies before. He'll always be funny and insightful as fuck.

good find

You = prosopagnosia and fat Jew.

DESU, Sam's a big guy.

comedians are some of the most saddest depraved people

of course he sucked a dick

you people are fucking stupid

You gotta try it once!!!

This.

Doug Stanhope has a great tranny story.

Probably has a few more that never made it into his set

This is old as fuck. It used to be passed around with his driver's license until someone pointed out that it had been shopped.

>trying to discredit a neverwas

First I opened it and zoomed in looking for "pixel" issues and didn't find anything. I can't see any 'google image' search results either, so...

Hi Sam?

"Recent pic of him"

No it's not lmao he looks like an unshaved Jihadist nowadays

Fall River, Massachusetts

Are you actually retarded

don't care, still the only legit spokesperson for the "alt right" that isn't a poser kike

It's okay to try it at least once. Perfectly natural normal thing to do. Feels good in your mouth

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>Gay pride object
>Pack of sponges
lol

sucking your own dick to experiment is one thing but that's just gay

idk man, I see it as a shopping bag filled with stuff. See the overhang on the left? I thought I'd ask if the whole pic was legit or not.

Not gay if with transgender

Kek weird ass picture.