what's the most fucked up thing you have personally experienced? maybe with an ex-gf, or family, or work, or coworker, etc. maybe it's a true story they told you about their wife, neighbor, or whatever.
only true shit. trying to gauge the level of degeneracy of this world.
Carter Baker
I fingered my friends pet duck once
Eli Baker
sage
Jaxon Sanders
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
Connor Ross
I raped like 20 people and got away with it.
Austin Sanders
I used to hang out with some "sketchy but smart" types of people in uni. Walked in on one of them making crack sophmore year, like with a spoon. Tried it, didn't like it very much though, was a very speedy kind of high.
Jackson Wilson
>be spic (muhh 90% Spaniard blood) >go to Florida, niggers everywhere, my inner racism comes out around them >go to decent restaurant >orders drink >"Dont you want water?" >no? >"are you sure you dont water?" >Im sure
3 mins later
>orders an appetizer >"is that all for today?" >um no, just for now >"okay then, Ill be back"
it isnt fucked up but I thought it was funny considering I look pretty white. This dude was like a bald pale skin head though.
Zachary Diaz
My best friend was really suicidal and always had trouble with women I'd always be there for him hugging him when he was crying when girls wouldn't text him back or would label him a creep also lost a couple of friends for being on his side even though I still would if it was that same time he ended up sleeping with my fiance and then attempted to label me a stalker for trying to contact her when she broke up with me out of the blue while I was at work it wasn't until months later that I figured out what had happened. It really fucks with me to this day I treated him like a blood brother.
Aaron Hughes
These digits don't lie.
Grayson Bennett
I nearly sold my soul to the Devil. AMA
Jonathan Gray
>dated a girl for 4 years while in uni >the type of girl who voted for obama 'just because he's black' >daddy issues >great lay >cheated on me near the end She was the reason I became redpilled - seeing the way she lived made me realize how wrong everything around me was. Only reason I stuck around for 4 years was because the sex was amazing
Jordan Scott
cucked by a cuck, you win the cuck cup.
Austin Morgan
I know someone like this. Was he also kind of a narcissist? People can do some really shitty things when they're low on the totem pole and desperate.
Luke Nelson
theres a guy addicted to propane in a small village near my town. he has this tube coming out of a 3 gallon propane tank and he keeps the other end in his mouth all the time
Isaiah White
I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to cum onto pigeons, but I never had a strategy until now.
Cameron Baker
ding ding. that's the winner so far.
Nathaniel Thompson
A white kid I thought was my friend, told some niggers he thought were his friends, when I was going out of town camping, and they busted into my college dorm and robbed all my roommates laptops, tv's, playstations at gunpoint. Then when I got back and found I out, I went to that white kids house, threatened him at knife point to tell me where the niggers lived. I dressed up in an old pizza delivery uniform, hid gun with a homemade silencer in the pizza bag I had kept, went to the niggers door, and rang the doorbell. I won't say what happened next, but I got their things back.
Carson Jackson
If it compensates for anything he's apparently heard us have sex in reality he's king of the sloppy seconds and he's as permanent as me but what is permanent is her having to see her cousin who not only lives in the same county as her but is the same age and goes to every family gathering she goes to and I fucked her right after I found out
Eli Cook
I used to buy lsd from a guy named packrat who lived in the park. Quality stuff.
Dylan Robinson
abusing propane !
Eli Ortiz
Did you have to do anything drastic Serb user good shit
Michael Flores
come on m8, elabor8
Jaxson Sullivan
So in a way you're the winnar rilly.
Tyler Jones
The most drastic thing I had to do after that was write a detective fiction novel and sell it off as reality when the pd came knockin at my door. But the first thing I did when the detective introduced himself was give him a strong gripped 'mormon' handshake, and looked him dead in the eye until he nodded. Then he took out his pad and wrote everything down that I said I knew verbatim and didn't ask any other leading questions. As far as I know the case was closed then and there.
Benjamin Cook
I've seen people, like women even smoking around small children, it's really fucked up. Like bitch pushing a baby stroller or holding her fucking baby with a cig in her hand. Goddamn, I hate people.
Alexander Ramirez
>spring break >going to panama city beach, florida. woo. >stay at cheap hotel in shady part of atlanta...only for a couple hours because we got there late and drove for 12+ hours >whoops, forgot backpack in car >on way back to room with backpack see mexican woman, about 30, run towards me and away from two mexican guys [on balcony, outside of the rooms] >she looks beat up and scared. can't speak english. >two beaner guys looking a bit nervous. >me, freaked as fuck and just want to get back to room. keep walking. >tell friends, lock door, and GTFO next morning
not sure what the fuck that was all about, but it still sticks with me all these years later. had a bad feeling about what was going on.
Matthew Roberts
Maybe it's not the worst thing that ever happened to me, but i reckon this, that happened 4 months ago:
>be me >Just got a haircut >go to the supermarket to lay my hair down with some water >while standing in front of the mirror, nigger woman behind me goes into one of the toilets behind me >doesn't close the door and just lay down the loudest fucking shit ever holy shit mang >fucking stunned by wtf is going on >wipe her ass like 3-4 times, not at all sufficient >i hurry the fuck out of the toilet and noted down this for the dane bros to see (longer down) >disdain this dystopian, degenerate shithole, just wanting to kill everybody and everything around me
"WTF MAND. Jeg står på toilettet i Fotex, fordi jeg skulle sætte mit hår (længere historie). Lige pludseligt kommer der en negerkælling ind og sætter sig på toilettet uden at lukke doren helt. Hun pisser/skider fucking hårdt og det larmer så fucking meget, at jeg skal fucking brække mig. Jeg skynder mig ud og ned til bussen.
W T F
Jeg snapper en eller anden dag, jeg kan ikke klare den her moderne, degenerede sump."
Blake Bell
My apartment got raided by police once. That was a pretty fucked up feeling.
Henry Cruz
One final little thing that happened. Like 2 weeks later I got a random call ffrom that white kid while I was driving across the desert at night and he was apologizing profusely saying the cops were making him call me and apologize and make SURE that shit was behind us. I said we were cool, and before he even replied another voice said, 'good thats it' in the background and hung up. This is why you make sure you're a full tithe payer.
Landon Brown
My friend's brother used to shit into soda boxes in his bedroom so he didn't have to go to the bathroom
Grayson Flores
I'll take shit that never happened for 500 Alex
Justin Green
Yeah, I made the whole thing up, how was my Larp
Joseph Hernandez
When I was 21, I saw a guy my age die. I was walking home from a bar, and saw a red mustang turn down the wrong way of a one way. The car sped way the fuck up and disappeared behind a building. Next I heard tires screech, and the sound of crunching metal. I took off at a Sprint down the street, the whole time I'm on my cell phone with 911. I get to the car and the driver ( Hispanic guy) is fucked up. By that I mean his legs are crushed by the steering column and he reels of cheap beer. He wrapped the front drivers quarter of that mustang around a young oak. He tells me to check the back seat. There's a baby girl in a car seat, and some chick bleeding from her forehead and cheek. She was not exactly coherent, but not unconscious. The passenger in the front was drunk as hell but responsive. I got the baby out first. She was crying but seemed uninjured. Then the front seat passenger helped me get the chick in the back out. I went to the driver. He was unresponsive at this point and a cop had just gotten there. I was checking for a pulse (which I didn't feel) when the cop asked me to back away.
Cop gave me a ride home. Got called to the station a couple days later to give my statement. Found out the guy was my age and had two prior DWIs.
I pass that oak tree everyday on my way to work.
Thomas Smith
>after that >implying most drastic thing already happened
I highly doubt you took your shit back simply at gunpoint. Leaves only one other option, but is the most beautiful option
Evan Lee
But if you're white, consider moving to Utah and converting to mormonism. the 10% tithe has more than 10% returns, and you'll always have the legal upperhand on state level issues when it comes to niggers and spics.
Jayden Rivera
FUCK OFF CNN
Thomas Jones
They were spics. U shoulda tossed in a match.
Parker Brown
Saw the aftermath of a shotgun suicide It was a young kid
Brandon Young
Yeah we know, and it fucking sucked. Faggot.
Cameron Sanchez
We call southern Utah 'Dixie' for a reason
Tyler Moore
>missing the opportunity to crush the baby's head to make your nation that much whiter
thats real retarded sir
Dylan Lee
He should have colonized the girls
Grayson Edwards
an old but good pasta
Ryan Howard
I hope so user
Chase Perez
thanks bruh, that makes me feel safer, really shouldn't be indulging myself.
Cameron Rodriguez
Why did you LARP this? Its just strange and cringey.
Bentley Sullivan
This happened about grade 7 or 8. >In change room after gym class with buddies >pretty awful tardo in my gym class >likes to flirt with people a lot but no one thinks much of it. >tardo enters change room as we all change there awkwardly >tardo approaches my friends shoes picks them up and throws them into a corner >my friend was kinda shocked but didnt want to anger tard because this particular specimen was probably about 3 inches taller than everyone in class >my friend goes to pick up shoes >tardo drops pants and charges friend while screaming "I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL MY PEEPEE IS IN YOU" >friend knocks him over cause floor is slippery because some twat kept turning them on >we all escape laughing, no casualties.
I shit you not, tard didn't even get a detention.
Joseph Long
Watched my dad die, gasping for breath, in front of me. The gurgling sound he made at the end will probably haunt me forever
Austin Young
Guy in front seat was white, chick in back was white, baby was white.
Front passenger kept asking about his cousin.
Evan Sullivan
If i ever decide to commit suicide im gonna advertise on craiglist as childrens party entertainment. I'll dress like a clown or cosplay as some cartoon character or something, dance around all silly making balloon animals for the children, then at the climax of the circus music i'll whip out my shotty, turn my back to the audience of kiddies and blow my brains out all over em. The white undershit I wear underneath will say 'Never forgetti'
Asher Russell
This thread.
Jaxon Brooks
Yeah he was he constantly compared himself to Cobain even though he didn't make any art or play guitar or write he had fairly good taste in music and dressed in flannel. He was also obsessed with this artist named Ty Segall and creeped the guy out so badly he sent my friend a lengthy email of what was and wasn't professional when emailing and to stop wasting his time.
Dominic Bennett
Thats not even the worst thing I've thought about doing. I have serious plans with an user group on the darkweb who buys/sells blackmail to crowdsource funds to buy blackmail on CNN anchors and force them to cooperate in filming a '2 anchors 1 cup' spoof.
Julian Rogers
>going to library to study for finals >see handicap leftist leaving and trying to wheelchair her cripple ass up the ramp >ramp is a motherfucker because library is basically underground >fuckit.jpg I need karma for tests >help this blue haired viper up the ramps >entire time she's telling me what a good minority I am how I'm a gud boy and kill all whites who won't help a 300 pound paraplegic >more I hate whites >thank god we are at the top now >tells me she can't wait till my ilk inherits the earth >this creature doesn't deserve life >"accidentally" nudge her from the top of the stairs >timber Part two gets weird
Andrew Thomas
Took some of my girlfriends mothers dirty panties and jacked off when smelling them in their bed And it wasn't just once
Connor Anderson
good larp keep goin
Eli Bennett
stop not being white and I'll read part two
Ian Baker
you want the degenerate sexual reveals or just the shit that really sucked in my life part?
I accidentally killed a girl in a car wreck. Fell asleep at the wheel. Found out later from her parents she wrote about me in her diary that she was in love with me.
Benjamin Robinson
I did that with my Aunt's panties, was about to with my cousin's until I realized they weren't my Aunt's. They know I touched their panties. They know
Gabriel Price
I used to work for a shitty company that leased appliances and electronics. Alot of our customers would be white trash in trailer parks. One day I was making a delivery to a particularly scummy looking trailer where a grandma lived with her daughter and grandkids. They were all over weight and most of them were missing teeth. The mom spoke in an atrocious lisp from my short conversation with her, I was half convinced she was on the spectrum. Just as I was leaving, one of the grandkids walked in which pissed off the mom for some reason. She grabbed him by the arm and yanked him out of the room violently. They wore dirty clothes and the trailer smelled like suage . I was delivering two PlayStation 4's
Mason Murphy
Wow you're a fucking horible person. Just think about how much deep dark black hole fucking soul sucking heart pain you caused those parents. You should probably read my suicide clown post and do something similar you fucking trash waste of humanity.
Gabriel Brooks
Commited adultery a few times. Once with a 9/10. Once with a fat chick. Once with a housewife 6/10.
They all made me choke and hit them. Girls are really into some crazy shit now.
Gavin King
I found out my degenerate whore of a ex fiance slept with her foriegn exchange student so I reported it to the PD that the student sexually assaulted her and she was too scared to press charges and sent them the texts. They contacted her and she had to keep the ruse up the entire time or else she would do time for statutory rape (kid was 18 but state will press rape charges vs teachers). I found some hoes on backpage and OKC and fucked them nonstop while she slept on the couch during the entire investigation and had to pretend we were some loving couple devastated by the rape for appearances. Literally all of her friends and family dropped her when I told them she sent her fucking student to prison to cover her own ass literally the day after the verdict.
Isaac Howard
They've always been. They evolved those desires via coping during the brutal ages of mankind before civilization when we were just wandering tribes killing the other ape men and enslaving their ape women. The ones who didn't like that got a big ass boulder to the dome.
Jack Rivera
yea cause you faggots grew cotton back in the day
Jayden Hernandez
You my friend, are a fucking God. How much do you charge for man lessons?
Jonathan Barnes
We also had public lynchings up to the 1980's
Brody Perry
UNLV? I only know this because of rainbow six:las vegas
Cameron Edwards
I constantly call immigration when I see Mexicans walking out of a house in my town 20+ people have been deported I sometimes go back and have seen the police and vans escorting people in handcuffs 3 times
idk why I do it
Joshua Baker
Because you love your country.
Daniel Perez
because you dont want to live around a bunch of spics? nothing fucked up about enforcing our immigration laws and keeping your neighborhood civilized.
Henry Torres
Lol now you just invite pacific islanders and spics to utah to cuck you
Kevin Perez
Nothing. Only one rule to remember: a shitty person will keep doing shitty things until they drown in turd. The object is to assist them with shitting as much as possible until the wheels fall off. Do that and every revenge will be sweet.
Carter Sullivan
Yeah. It made me wonder what was the common thread amongst these different women. They all came from completely different backgrounds and age groups. But they all wanted to be dominated. Outside in the "real" world they were the alpha girls. In fact I didn't even approach any of them in a serious fashion. Which was really revealing.
Gabriel Martin
I never actually know if theyre illegal or not I just call based on skin color alone
Luis Kelly
Pacific islanders are awesome people and they have great food. Try honolulu grill. They are all very devout and civilized christians too, except a small percentage of their male youth that get into drug trouble. But the whites here do that too. Spics can't cuck shit when the states dominant religion uses church to coordinate policing and judicial strategies to minimize them.
Elijah Bennett
Was at a party at uni during third year. Saw a tranny (female to male) trying to hit on this girl. Needless to say the girl told it to fuck off.
The tranny then went to the front porch and had a mental breakdown. Cried and wailed for like 30 minutes and wouldn't budge despite the sjws at the party consoling it. Killed the entire vibe and then proceeded to sperg out and go on a muh oppreshun rant at that same girl. Tranny tried taking a swing at her and then got punched in the face by the girl's dude friends.
It started crying again and ran out of the party screaming.
Shit was cash.
Luke Smith
went on holiday, got kidnapped and tortured for 2 days.
>posted a few times on pol, yet to get a (you) >mfw
Blake Nguyen
Part 2 in summation >get in lots of trouble >had to meet one of those councilors to decide my punishment >they hear my side of the story >tell him landwhale made a driving miss daisy joke and called me a nigger so I pushed her >have to take anger management course as only punishment >they make her apologize to me This is why niggers chimp out, we are incapable of getting in trouble
Anthony White
>friends with a girl >liked her a lot, but never saw anything long term with her >she starts to date a weird meth'd out kid >lose touch >hang out on and off as they're having their spat's once/twice a year >they end up breaking up >she gets into drugs >overdoses and gets left in front of a hospital and dies
Was the first person I'd gone to school with who died. Fuck
Ethan Reyes
i got 2 scoops of ice cream one time.
Lucas Gomez
how died
Hudson Price
Any spics that step outta line in Utah are just volunteering for draconian sentences where they get to choose between solitary confinement or near-free labor for the states robust manufacturing sector. Utah is a white conservatives dream land.
Hunter Walker
Learn to formulate English sentences like a normal fucking human. Disgraceful. Did not read; could not read
Jace Jenkins
Omg, and noone got this gold on camera?
Luis Price
The only thing that surpasses white judicial privelege is administrative nigger sympathy.
Luke Martin
I used to live in a frat house in college (wasn't in the frat, pseudo-masonic bullshit not my thing) and at one of our parties there was this rich Jewish girl -- long story short me and 4 other dudes ran a train on this broad in all of her holes and when it was over she couldn't find her clothes and danced in the middle of the room to a Maroon 5 song while sobbing and repeatedly asking us if we thought she was pretty
I feel pretty sick about it now, probably the most degenerate thing I've ever engaged in
Cooper Reed
I'm 25 and know 3 people so far that have died from high school
>1 dead from genetic heart condition >2 dead from suicide
Julian Torres
>being redpilled by college
Happened to me too. One time a shooter was spotted on my campus and identified as a white male, everyone else hiding in the same room a me said "of course!" and started laughing. They where mostly white kids themselves.
We also had classes that told us gender was on this 3-spectrumed graph, was real fucking weird.
Like 4 girls told me 2nd day I met them they had been raped by guys before, they were also bipolar.
Lots of drug addict girls and guys who cares about nothing but a fix.
Jewish college professes ranting about old white males (while teaching about them).
At the end I learned to not take things so seriously and had fun trolling everyone there. Trolling professors = fun as hell.
My college was basically a Sup Forums greentext story, looking back on it it's hard to believe any of that shit was even real life. [spoiler]but it was[/spoiler]
Brandon Cruz
Caught my boss cheating on his wife in a warehouse. Blackmailed him into giving me free shit from work. Didn't even have to threaten or imply it. He just called me into his office and we had an understanding of the situation and I just told him I was going to take a few things home. He politely agreed.
Ian Mitchell
S4T4N b£ WI+H M£ (x3)
Say your wish
Denounce god and pay the price
ITS YOURS!!!!
(faust is real)
Adam Flores
@132705857
Haha oh boy what a story!
Jaxon Sanchez
Two of my best friends from middle/high school years have died because of drugs. The first one sucked because he was a happy ass kid that made everyone around him cheerful, and died cuz some meth'd twat was driving. 2nd kid, honestly burnt his bridges with everyone, had huge addiction issues, and noone even cried at his funeral, it was honestly tthe best way to end his suffering.
Aaron Ross
they won't get deported if they're not illegal. you're doing gods work. feel no guilt and do it with glee
Bentley Bailey
Oh also in high school there was this guy named Lee and at a party he found his dad's revolver and him and a bunch of guys decided to play russian roulette like a joke because they were drunk and thought it wasn't loaded and he literally blew his brains out in front of everyone
That's actually probably more fucked up
Tyler Hughes
did you meet at a crossroads in Tennessee?
Leo Bell
exactly, this type of guys will easily turn on you and fuck you over if the first chick in their lives that gives then any attention requires it
Andrew Cook
I was lit af user
Isaac Edwards
chicago?
Benjamin Price
>d I thought was my friend, told some niggers he thought were his friends, when I was going out of town camping, and they busted into my college dorm and robbed all my roommates laptops, tv's, playstations at gunpoint. Then when I got back and found I out, I went to that white kids house, threatened him at knife point to tell me where the niggers lived. I dressed up in an old pizza delivery uniform, hid gun with a homemade silencer in the pizza bag I had kept, went to the niggers door, and rang the doorbell. I won't say what happened next, but I got their things back.