1 IN EVERY 3 WOMEN

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Makes being a 23 virgin a little more bearable to read this

well shit, I guess no sex for me haha
w-what an inconvenience h-haha

this.
35 virgin doesnt feel so bad anymore.

>me and gf have been with each other for fucking ever
>never had sex with anyone else
>never have to worry about this shit
whores blown the fuck out

Forst zika and now this, heterocucks btfo forever

>*dies of AIDS*

Zika and super G, women are literally bad clams

Until she fucks Tyrone behind your back and gives you herpes

You can pass certain STDs through poorly washed eating utensils and toilet seats.

Whu dont you just rape white women like i do

>dies of aids
Stellar burger education again. AIDS doesn't kill you. AIDS just opens the door for other things to kill you, like all immune system suppressants.

Do you have kids? Maybe you are sterile from the clamydia she gave you

>toilet seats
Why i never want to shit anywhere except the comfort of my own home

If you eat the box you get the pox.

So liberal immigration policy

Unless you're severely immunocompromised and / or have a gaping sore right where you come in contact with the seat, you can't get an STD by sitting on a toilet seat.

>having sex with 3D women

> a decline in condom use

why are people so dumb?

>meet total stranger
>hours later have sex with the person
>decline use of protection

Vaginas are horrible things and only faggots go down on women...

>Bug seekers and Heterosexual males each face mortal danger from their kinks

Blowjobs are degenerate.
Marry a conservative woman and creampie her pussy every night.

wheres the one in three from?

thankfully I'm not a degenerate who has oral sex

Fellow warlock.

Why is no one talking about the cesspool that women's vaginas have become?

Germs. Crawling everywhere. Filthy. FILTHY

also, slobbering all over someone's genitals/rectum hours after meeting them. damn.

Unfortunately for me (and you) I have dozens of gaping puss laden sores all over my ass cheeks.

jeez you really walked into that one

please dont judge all of us off of this one underage summerfag, he was probably homeschooled

Are men or women more at risk for contracting?

This my gf got a UTI from a public toilet.

Note how the girl is BLONDE and how the guy is DARK-BEARDED

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>Have pre-marital sex
>Get STDs
AHAHAHAHAHA

im sure you'll get something from her eventually,
women cant help themselves to not cheat.

your urethra blown the fuck out

thats just what she told you

...

>implying anyone here is out fugging roasties.
The beautiful ones will survive their celibacy

Yep. Lots of people get herpes from sharing cups or mistakenly taking a solo cup from another person at a party. Used to go to parties where girls with herp were forced to label their cups

You mad snow boy?

praying for that you're just baiting

hah this 39 virgin feeling good

cück

kek, if you want to believe that cuckboy.
irl she probably got an UTI from being fucked too hard by some gentleman who isn't you. she's tired of you shitposting on pol all the time so she found herself a real man.

>be me
>22 years
>will be 23 in 4 months
>still a virgin


Your post depresses men user.

>Roasties and Chads getting rekt by superbugs
Thank you Gonorrhoeachan!

What powers do you have?

Good thing i married a virgin

These are actually incorrect. As far back as I can remember, I've always had very long/large and puffy labia with that cauliflower texture one of the graphics describes.

It's gross. I don't like how it looks. BUT I am a virgin. I'm 25 years old right now and have never slept with anyone.

So girls are just born with labia like that. No use in spreading that misinformation other than to cause confusion.

from fucking a random dude in there

Good thing I got her a ring before she got the clap!

>only faggots go down on women

The really sad thing is that this was probably said unironically.

>wont shit on a public toilet
>lets another dude tear up his rectum for fun
good luck with that buddy

damn, you sure showed him...

I'm disgusted by the idea of eating out and always wear a condom so hopefully I'll be okay

31 year old virgin. Had to get circumcised recently because my benis hurt due to tight foreskin.

Gonna hopefully lose it either at an upcoming party or when I go on holiday in a month.

Pray for me lads.

> Lost virginity at 16
> Didn't wear a condom

It was really stupid but I'm glad nothing came of it. Never again.

"very long/large and puffy labia with that cauliflower texture "

So hawt.

She hates niggers, and I mean hates, I scored a lucky one

Consider now that if you ever lose your virginity with some random chick from tinder or a whore you'll get unstoppable gonorrhea. This makes losing your virginity safely more difficult. Hopefully it'll stop the culture of sexual promiscuity.

Is this bunk? Why isn't every pornstar's vagina ugly as fuck?

Better practice do not sit on toilet seat

Holy fuck I hope the bacterial infections cause sterilizations or death.

So should I go back to watching porn and beating it?

>inb4 find a good womun
>what is cheating

She shouldn't have been rubbing her cunt on the seat then.

user, She got it from fucking a Nigger

Blue cheese dressing, anyone

But I literally took her virginity. The infection happened before I met her.

Why larp on a Mongolian horse archery board?

Another 23 virgin here, turning 24 in a month. Shit like this makes me feel slightly better too.

UTI's are incredibly common. Even if you have dirty hands and finger her, you can give her a UTI. The Urinary tract has no defense, so if bacteria gets in there, infections take hold. just have her drink a lot of water, a pee after every time you have sex. also, cranberry juice, or cranberry pills helps

so... are you gonna post pictures of it or what?

Mine hates Niggers more, but congrats on your wise selection of mates user

You need to dump that bitch user. She is a disease spreading whore.

it's just dirty fingers user, she fingered herself without washing her hands

Was 22 when I lost my virginity. There is hope. Lift. Eat. Study.

We need photographic evidence to defend the validity of these claims for scientific purposes or GTFO.

Never eat a brit slut

It's bullshit.

>have high functioning autism
>find girls boring as shit, they can never talk about anything interesting
>spend friday nights watching anime and eating homemade food with friends
>tfw literally too autistic to desire women
>fap to pure 2D goodness

stop reproducing, it's dangerous goyem

Doesn't gonorrhea and Chlamydia lead to infertility in women? There was a study so.ewhere that states that it will cause permanent damage to the reproductive system if left untreated or if you have it. You'll eventually get pelvic inflammatory disease or a high chance of it, and that renders you sterile. Any anons here know what I'm talking about?

>be whore
>get SUPER GONORRHOEA
can't spell hoe without it

Couldn't have worded it any better. We are curious.

Call an escort man for god sake.

are you sure you didnt figuratively take her virginity?
because the dude that gave her the UTI literally took her virginity

damn all I did two years ago was fuck sluts off tinder, now I have a gf. I miss those days.

>being THIS in denial

just go and pay nice looking whore to get you laid, it helps with your self confidence and you stop caring about it

is it true that you get powers at 30 , im only months away, what should I expect ? Is it like x-men where the powers are random?

I haven't had sex in 8 years. At least my cock isn't going to fall off.

It's true. Unless she's a 10/10 goddess and you're lucky as hell to be banging her, there's literally no reason to go down on a woman. You're a beta.

>U.K.

God damn every time

So relieving

Stop making it out to be like your women aren't the worst in the world, your studies about them say nothing about women in general, fucking faggot, making me worry for nothing

Ancient Romans had a weird concept of faggotry. To them, it was more manly to have another man suck your dick than to lick a woman's pussy. And they were right.

Today is my birthday, Im 25 and lost my virginity at 15, feels good 10 years of banging and no STD's so far, you virgins are pathetic

Oooh I get it now.
This Super bug came from western women fucking waves of unwashed nasty refugees.

virgin detected

there's nothing better than eating a tight, wet pusy

BURN THE COAL

I ruined my wizard build at 23. But was with only with two women over the next 3 years, i'm going to be 30 this year and i feel i would be more powerful if i had those extra wizard points that i will never be able to respec now