Jesus is a socialist, biggots

Jesus is a socialist, biggots.

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Jesus isn't real dude. I don't believe in religion homo

If Jesus had spent any time around niggers he would not have died for our sins

>tfw Christian anarchists have to rely on poor understanding of scripture to justify their commie positions

Yeah, and look how protestantism turned out for Christians. The suicide cult to end all suicide cults. Catholicism brought structure and pride to it, before it was polluted too.

sorry that the pope agrees with us newfag... welcome to 2017

Yeah, but conservatives are fucking cucks, of course they worship a jew on a stick. Martin Luther gave birth to what became the modern progressive movement.
Men are not created equal.

If god was a socialist then god would never t have given us absolute freedom

can you guys just start signing all of your posts as like:

"white trash reporting in"

or something like that.... kthanks

No, no he wasn't a socialist.

not an argument

I hope you starve to death while slowly realizing what the cancer you fight so hard for has done to the world around you.

Karl Marx was not a person of color.
Every Leftists Hate.

Ok, show me the verses where Christ advocated the state owning the means of production? I'll wait.

Doesn't PoC just mean non-white? Jews are not white.

Implying your imaginary friend ever existed

>posts picture of dictator
americuck

IKR? At least you have the courtesy to leave your /leftypol/ signature over your Canadian flag.

I simply dont have time to educate you my child... I suggest you attend one of our Marxist Universities and make an attempt at educating yourself.... you could also just continue to exist as a limp dick reactionary... and in that case just use your god gifted magic computer box to google the word lumpenproletariat

Fuck off, Satan.

Shut up you America hating faggot.

Jesus was:

>a bleeding heart
"if any would not work, neither should he eat."
2 Thessalonians 3:10

>long-haired
"Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?"
1 Corinthians 11:14

>peace-loving
"And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean. And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
Revelation 19:14-15

>liberal
"Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire"
Jude 1:7

>freak
Jesus was sinless.

>strange ideas
The Word of God is not strange.

Not an argument :^)

Leftards are anti-establishment and love peace now?

Jesus isn't a message about politics it is about the soul. Also Jesus was literally the son of God in the story so he is nothing like a hippie because he actually is enlightened and possesses magic powers.

No, Jesus was a Libertarian. He preached voluntary donations, not governments stealing from you and giving to the poor.

this

Not even close. Have you guys read the thing? Or just quotes your pastor fucked into you?

Read your Bible.

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taxes are voluntary btw

he believed in the free market... fuck off summerfag

He supported taxes. Just not that they necessarily go to poor people.

I opened this thread just to see this picture

so, he was in favor of violating the 6th (killing) and 8th (stealing) commandments?
I find that dubious....

25 “Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? 26 Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? 27 Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life[a]?

28 “And why do you worry about clothes? See how the flowers of the field grow. They do not labor or spin. 29 Yet I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these. 30 If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will he not much more clothe you—you of little faith? 31 So do not worry, saying, ‘What shall we eat?’ or ‘What shall we drink?’ or ‘What shall we wear?’ 32 For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. 33 But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. 34 Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own."

Jesus wasn't anti-establishment as shown in Matthew 22:15-22. He does not tell his followers to overthrow governments. He did advocate for individuals to be charitable. He did not say that it was okay to force others to give to the poor for you. Socialism is forcing others to do things for you irregardless of their will.

That is why you can go to jail for failing to pay them. Totally voluntary.

No Jesus is a Monarch and he's coming back with a sword
He also got pissed and whipped the shit out the money changing globalists

>violating the law means you go to jail

no shit?

taxes are still voluntary

Jesus would hate socialists and the left, because what the left essentially wants to do is supplant God's role as the caretakers of mankind through government.

>quoting a heretical bible translation

of course I agree with every word of matthew 6, always seek god before material things.

You're right. He was a creation by the Jews to destroy western civilization.

You know stop judging Jesus man...
Hey, if he were that hippy guy on the port there in the faros wheel section on GTA V He'd be the only hope left.. Just sayin, if u play that sick game go at least heck out the Jesus NPC at least there someone could think a little clearer than the rest of the content in the game now.


Damn.....

What about Samson? He was not allowed to cut his hair because he was commanded by God not to. Furthermore, wasn't it a Nazarene tradition to never cut your hair? Are you cherry picking?

>structure and pride
>indulgences, witch trials, pedo cover ups
protestants are just as bad but thats only because they are staffed by people, just like catholics.

>le sharing is the same as stealing at gun point meme

Liberal means degeneracy. Degeneracy is a form of decay. Decay is destruction/illness.
How can he be the Lord of Death when He's the Lord of Life?
Also,
Praise Ahura Mazda

Heretical? Ah yes, I have the original manuscript right here. Good thing I know Hebrew.

Yes, God commands all sorts of particular things for particular people in the bible, like how on 1 or 2 occasions god commands the creation of "graven images".

Just because something happens in the bible or because it's a nazarene tradition doesn't make it right. the bible is clear the men should have short hair and women long hair (for her long hair is her veil, and is a blessing unto her).

There is no section where Jesus says "seize the means of production". Maybe you should get a real education before opening your big mouth.

>politicizing Jesus
Pretty low.

>"if any would not work, neither should he eat."

Didn't the commies say the same thing?

Good thing christianity isnt a political system. Point is irrelevant, you can be charitable and help people and also love capitalism.

Kind of, "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need"

Jesus was against socialism.

Yeah, but Jesus was a Nazarene, therefore he had long hair.

THOU
SHALL
NOT
COVET

Don't forget he also wasn't white

Oh yeah I remember that part in the Bible.

>everything conservatives hate

Yet somehow, it's the liberals who hate him.

Isn't that too in the bible?
Doubtful all things considered

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jesus was sinless, therefore he had not long hair. he followed the will of god, not of man.

He was also an anti-semite who told Jews they were going to hell and whipped the fuck out of them. So he's sort of everything liberals hate, but liberals are (((atheists))) so it's irrelevant anyway and besides tha-

>anti-establishment
>Conservatives hate
>implying liberals are anti-establishment in any way shape or form

Never mind. Sage.

>Didn't the commies say the same thing?
Christian god is a omniscient being that knows what is better for us.

So he knows what he need?

God think we should follow what he do because he is omniscient and so following him so equals to doing the right thing, not because "hey follow me"

>Jesus was a socialist, that's why His followers called themselves Christians.
>Jesus was a socialist, that's why He went around killing merchants, punching Romans, and taxing people to pay for welfare projects.
Just curious, but are you (((guys))) even required to study the Bible before you try to criticize it or warp its original meaning? Pathetic attempts, truly. Up your game.

Taxes are voluntary and not theft.

>for her long hair is her veil, and is a blessing unto her
That's because women lack what men have (men do grow more hair) since they came from men. Long hair in women is a symbol, a reminder of God's creation; however, the devil corrupts so long hair is seen now as a narcissistic trait

No, that's is a quote from Marx. simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_each_according_to_his_ability,_to_each_according_to_his_need

I know that Jesus was sinless, and the son of God, but he was also a man. He lived as man did, he would have been a heretic if he cut his hair. Also, your view of Matthew 6 lacks conviction, are you reading the words? Or remebering the interpretation given to you by priests who long forgot how to think.

Why do you guys glorify a CIA installed dictator?

who cares ? Jesus was a retard , greek philosophers who came years before him were much enlightened than him

Name three without looking them up.

What about Act 11:29 and Acts 4:35?

Socrates , Plato , Aristotle

>priests
you clearly haven't read the bible nor care. according to the bible, we are all priests as believers in Christ. Are you referring to a pastor, perhaps?

of course i'm reading the words, and of course he who follows christ is provided with the necessities of life. the chapter is pretty clear.

The coup was voted in by parliament after allende destroyed the country and turned it into a dictatorship.

Jesus is literally none of those things.

They're close, but I don't think that's where Marx got the idea.

the constitution and bill of rights was based off the Torah, and the New testament. the people who made your flag are firm believers in the bible.


>ignoring the fact the catholic church goes against every letter of the bible, and is the literal whore of Babylon. the Protestant church is the daughter of the whore of babylon, the same way Jezebel has a daughter.

>pride to it, before it was polluted too.
>catholics know nothing of how disgusting pride is.

I meant what I said and knew what I meant.

He wasn't any of that you fucking kike.

A coup was attempted before the vote took place, parliament was surrounded by an armoured regiment

>Jesus Christ was a liberal 2000 years ago
>Good liberal ideas are being upheld
>They are 2000 years old
>Therefore, it is called "Conservatism"

I hope I could help you with your mental disorder, faggot.

not an argument... why don't you make like a tree and leaf

i follow the bible, not the (((pope)))

Acts 11 is about famine, user.

You have yet to refute anything, commie. Chapter and verse, cough it up.

Although I do regret taking such a hostile tone. You seem like a good enough Christian.

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Everybody know New Testament is Liberal and Old Testament is Conservative.

Only really fucking dumb fuck Conservatives would believe otherwise. It's not like any Trumpcuck dumb fucks on this board are getting into heaven anyway.

Okay. Fuck Jesus.

Everything good about Christianity came from the pre-Christian pagan traditions it absorbed during the fall of Rome.

It's always really cute when the same people who hate Jesus try to tell those who love him "what he was really like".

Too bad you'll be burning in the fiery lakes of Hell for all eternity while I'm livin' the good life far above, but don't worry, you'll have all other leftists, kikes and commiefags there to keep you company.

God is good!

these days we're the ones with anti establishment and strange ideas

i bet jesus would be a Sup Forumsack no fucking doubt

Acts 4:35
They have no need for the flesh because they are with the spirit and the spirit supplies

>communist
>defending the opiate of the masses

You're forced to pay taxes or you'll be punished. If taxes were voluntary, you wouldn't be punished if you didn't pay them.

Jesus was a Jew.

You stupid yankee bastard.

Except Hammurabi's Code from ~1754 BC predates the earliest Old Testament fragments by 300 years and is the basis for pretty much every judicial system from that region.