Canada Thread

Nothing is happening here. Come my children, let us gather here and discuss our countries politics.

All three major parties suck ass, is there a possibility a new part could show up and steal all the votes next election?

Will Canada ever have an army?

Will we ever invade Greenland?

Why are Burgerlards so jelly of us?

Why won't Trudeau die?

Can someone nuke us please?

Quebec and Ontario are shit?

Come come, lets go. Discuss.

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I'm not clicking that shit faggot.

Stay lonely then

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I listened to it, quebectards aren't even french I don't understand it, they are all breton and scottished mixed with natives so yea. I don't know why they call themselves french.

Why does the obamaleaf care more about US politics than your own countries?

Are you some kinda French tranny?

Some leafs larp as liberals to troll Sup Forums but I assure you, the majority of us here are veteran redpillers.

Fuck you people, you're all the same, a bunch of fucking whining flakes.

As far as white people go, you are the fucking WORST.

Niggers have more common sense than Canadians do.

Love you too sweetie.

Over 100 images saved and 70+ posts in a thread isn't trolling it's autism. The guy was defending pedophiles today

Not that I know

Well Toronto is a liberal wasteland so it's possible he is serious. Populism has spread here, only boomers hopped up on pills are still liberal, though there is quite a few of them.

At work I server probably 1000 customers on average a day, and I've only met one tranny, and one gay dude, so the shit you see on Sup Forums about us isn't entirely accurate.

That being said, we have some special cases for sure.

You talk with heavy aspiration then. Most people are way more chesty.

You guys suck so bad you cant even keep a thread going without hamburger helper.

I hope the Nanoha movie comes to Canada.

>That being said, we have some special cases for sure.
Understatement of the year

yea thanks for that, I'm sure most of our fellow country-men are off in other threads doing really important things. :)

Just pirate it...

I speak with my nose mostly

Being able to see it on a big screen would be better.

>giving 10 million to a convicted terrorist
I want off of this ride

one day...

...

>Went downtown the other night
>Friends are degenerate af
>They decide they want to go get weed
>Go to dispensary in ghetto era
>Filled with hippies, niggers, and the like
>Guy in a dress rollerblading around
>Dead eyes everywhere
>He goes in and gets it without any medically licensed prescription
>Guess the mayor wasn't lying about how fucking easy it is to get
>Walk back, 2 friends are high now
>People literally smoking in the streets everywhere
>Families walking by
>White families
>What the fuck is this country anymore?
>Antifa posters everywhere
>Synagogue in the middle of it
>Right outside of Chinatown where they're literally flying huge Chinese flags and nothing is in English or French

Fuck everything, colonialism was a mistake, fuck John Dee

Yes that was pretty fucked, but princess jasmine is digging his own grave steadily so I'm ok with it. I don't think there is a chance in hell he will be re-elected.

I know provincial libs aren't the same as the feds, but the libs have lost their grasp on almost every province so it could be an indicator.

What city

Kill all Muslims. Push them into the sea.

TAKE A GUESS

ON WHICH CITY

COULD BE THAT FUCKING DEGENERATE

IN CANADA

HINT, IT'S REALLY FUCKING GAY AND HAS A GIANT TOWER

>libs have lost their grasp on every province
They just got re-elected here in Nova Scotia. I wouldnt be surprised if we had another 4 years of wonder boy.

...

It could be any city at this point really

Oh yea, that city. Fuck that city. It should be burned to the ground in a nuclear firestorm.

Why the fuck do they vote for them there? I don't get it. Libs stopped giving out gibs a while ago. They just give gibs to shitskins now.

When is trump going to make it easier for white people to immigrate. Isn't he a racist nazi? Do I gotta fake a gay marriage in order to leave this sinking ship of a Post National State before it completely collapses, as getting the bachelors degree/millions of dollars to get a visa would take too long?

If you invade Greenland, they win

We need to restart the Canadian Fascist Party

Our Defense Minister is Trying to grow it (that fucking Hindu)

All we need to do is annex them and they would probability join us

idk maybe its because we take out 11 times the carbon we take out

'cause hes a lizard

we are one of the most peaceful country's and all the country's with nukes are our allies : (
(except N.Korea)

Yeah, I live in BC and the only problem we have is Green party being little shits

Strong Men Make Strong Society's
Strong Society's Make Weak Men -(We are Here)
Weak Men Make Weak Society's
Weak Society's Make Strong Men

Buy a bigger tv.. Canada bro, You can pirate everything without getting in trouble. Use all the saved entertainment money on a new tv or projection home theater

Saskatchewan thankfully isn't like that.

I'm coming to Canada to fuck some quebec faggot in his fat yummy ass.

Is there really NOTHING fun to do besides easy gay sex?

Any northernfags here? I'm thinking about moving to a territory to work for extra money. But the more north you go the more natives you get and I don't wanna be stabbed

Don't go its not worth it.

fucking leafs

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I'll spend the $13 to watch a Nanoha movie.

Explain to me this obamaleaf

sounds like hes gunna be fucking you

What if I told you that lots of trans people in Canada are redpilled?
I'm trans and I'm a nationalist socialist born and raised.

just fix our women and ill be satisfied

im sick of the "lets play games till 32 charade" that only western countries abid by

As long as you are against mass immigration I honestly don't give a fuck. None of my business what you do with your genitals. Realistically I think if trannies go through with the surgery then technically they are the opposite sex so I have no qualms about it. I just hate anti-white liberals.

>rewarding a terrorist with 10 million dollars

not even sweden is this cucked, he lives in edmonton btw

Enjoy the mexicans.

it's hot

also fuck the libs and trudeau in particular

i think we're in to the early stages of #3 alreadt

The west(Alberta, BC, Sask, and maybe Manitoba) genuinely needs to secceed from the rest of the country if we want to escape this nig storm alive

Secede*

Let's take NWT as well.

As long as we keep the literal ice neanderthals from destroying everything in sight

Honestly... Canada is screwed as long as we lean Left... That Traitor Pierre started us on the road and now that Son-of-a-traitor is going to Macaroni us with a third official language of Arabic in a few years. Can't trust the eNDeePee and the Connie's are commies. We are truly and sorely fudge-packed until we grow a seriously large pair of hockey pucks.

Seriously thinking that we need to all move to Alberta and then succeed to the U.S.A. and then to ask for a Wall.

in wich province are you ?

i think you should support any of the provincial autonomist of identy party.

in quebec be souverainist, in alberta be wild rose alliance for what i know of patriotic groups are the least cucked.

*secede

Honestly Alberta is the only economic powerhouse left in canada that isnt completely leftist cucked OR completely owned by chinks,also i think that as an sovreign nation Alberta would do fine for itself economically

Yeah the only reason I'm here is cause i've actually noticed the liberal insanity in real life.

And Alb.'s about to get it's knee's cut out from underneath itself by ...wait for it... Captain Carbon Tax.....

First mistake was going to Kensington market.

The peice of produce in Alberta has already gone up something like 14% since the implementing of the fucking commie tax, notley needs to resign

In 2016, we spent in the 4th quarter alone:

324 million on restoring and renewing international assistance
249 million on expanding immigration

This was not including:

100 million every month on syrian refugees
645 million in additional foreign aid after the 10% increase
65 million in humanitarian aid
785 million to fight Aids/Malaria/TB in africa
13 million to vietnamese farmers
15 million to job training in Africa
650 million on increasing access to abortion globally
112.8 million to haiti and french africa
12.5 million to africa for support of democracy/inclusion/gender equality
130 million to liberia/sierra leone/guinea for ebola
450 million for UN Peacekeeping (in order to attempt to grab seat)
14.25 million to Indonesia for infastructure

letting Fort Mac, burn costing 3.58 billion

And 2.65 billion to developing nations to fight climate change

And this is all on top of the 4.9 billion we spend in foreign aid per year

THANKS TRUDEAU
EVERY DAY TILL YOU LIKE IT

LOOK AT ME I'M SHITTING UP YOUR THREAD LIKE YOU SHIT UP ALL OF OURS WOOOOOOOO I'M A FAGGOT AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

will someone please execute Trudeau?

>notley needs to resign

I'd settle for her just calling an early election. She won't, of course. She knows her election was a fluke and her days are numbered.

HEY GUYS FUCK AMERICA RIGHT! HAHA CANDA IS SOOOOO MUCH BETTER HAHA

We can call for ALL the elections we want but until we have a party who has Canada's interests at heart we are just killing time, money and our future.

WHEN WILL THOSE ISLAMAPHOBE AMERICAN SHITLORDS LEARN? IF YOU LET FOREIGNERS BUY ALL OF YOUR REAL ESTATE YOU WIN AMIRITE?

Somehow in Quebec the only political party (CAQ) who openly speaks about abusive migration is a federalist party.
Fuck the Bloc, the Pq, and double fuck QS. All faggots. We're held by the balls with fake oppositions and people know that they're shit so they don't vote and the majority of people voting are the brain damaged. And they always vote for the liberal party of Quebec cuz muh gibs (mostly boomers).

no bully please

AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU ELECTED THIS MORAL BEACON OF HOLY PORGRESSIVE VALUE IT MAKES YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE STUPID AMERILARDS

the ndp will probably cease to exist in any relevance after the next federal election, cuckservatives will probably win and trudeau will step down causing the liberals to spend another election cycle doing nothing

a new party could easily exploit social media(since the cbc wont cover an independent party) to gain ground by using common logic to point out the stupidity of the major parties

No way Chang I'm tired of your shit

This is a robbery.

Mr Peterson is happening there.