>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Updated in my copypasta. Not normal OP, just got the ball started tonight.
>psychotic episode
Nathan Powell
Thank you for putting CPD in the title and using the copypasta, Robert. It's unfortunate that's a lot to ask these days.
Liam Ward
We got us a shooting, boys.
Levi Turner
>two different caliber shell casings on scene
Gunfight?
James Turner
>punctured his leg climbing a fence
Eli Perez
>proceeds to think that he's been shot
Jeremiah Flores
reeeee what is that sound?!
Christian Morgan
i thought it was a string of gunshots and i got excited
Michael Fisher
We've had that particular extended bit of noise before. I'm guessing somebody's standinh near a generator or something with an open mic.
Asher Edwards
Probably on a smoke break at the station.
Oliver Parker
human form upside down in water
bike stolen trying to find the nignog who stole it
Asher Martinez
>Two kids, Tetiana and Alexey, are missing from Chuck E. Cheese's Probably slav squatting in some alley, cyka blyat
Easton Jackson
2 towtruck drivers with firearms chasing a car
kek
Colton Cooper
>Robert is flirting with dispatch
Logan Jenkins
>Watching Hamburg riots go absolutely nuts >Remember that Chicago is like this on a daily basis
Jonathan Allen
bump for incoming Robert hours
Colton Rogers
>female black in a wheelchair panhandling with three kids
Aiden Collins
>woman in wheelchair with three small kids with her >harassing people for money But why won't anyone think about the childens?!
Nathaniel Jackson
>Mr Pink is your caller
Ryan Johnson
Real Robert Hours kickin' off early tonight.
David Campbell
We've got a runner.
Sebastian Torres
>two or three beaners jumped out the window
Levi Nguyen
>ten year old grandson kicked down her door
Connor Campbell
Operation repo is gonna be lit next episode
Matthew Morales
>neighbor with a pending sexual assault case against him has two minors in his swimming pool
Jacob Gutierrez
...
Charles Richardson
oh those silly keys.
Bentley Harris
Bottleface from NYC is live talking about his assault for wearing a MAGA hat... 15 stitches.. no hate crime charge. pscp.tv/w/1vOGwvXmaavKB
Xavier Butler
>expired to a LeBron Damien
Shieeeeeeeet
Carter Long
CHECK YO KEYS ALREADY
Leo Long
Dammit 3685.
Jack Torres
>boyfriend is beating on the door with a gallon of vokda
Isaiah Taylor
>whoever stabbed him is still on the scene
Top kek
Levi Rodriguez
>stabbed in the groin >cut badly
WE WUZ EUNUCHS AN SHIEET
Levi Myers
It's baby making time
Ethan Adams
>walking toward the river >threatening suicide
Juan Cook
...
Carson Powell
uh oh niggers loitering
James Carter
Don't do it male white!
Joseph Morales
>posts a picture for ants
full size or fuck off, jackass.
Isaac Williams
Wtf is this sound?
Kevin Evans
Dude it's literally me after braving this storm.
Gabriel Torres
seems slow tonight. good job robert.
Noah Diaz
It's incredibly slow, everyone went fucking wild for the fourth. Literally so many people arrested for stupid shit like dumpster fires.
Colton Wood
>wish I'd found this thread during the madness
Brayden Bailey
It was too wild man, I swear. It was the best I've heard all night. We didn't have anything close to Pennywise the nigger hiding out in stormdrains though.
Christopher Diaz
>NINE >NINE BULLET HOLES IN THE WINDOW >AH AH AH
Cameron Clark
solid copy. if they weren't torching public waste receptacles they were fucking the shit out of them. nice dilbodubbinz btw
Kevin Perez
The best story I heard live was the fucking hammer sisters.
Elijah Collins
redpill now
William Ward
Two black women were in the street screaming and beating each other with hammers. I believe it was the same night that someone was putting bananas in gas tanks.
Joseph Martinez
The dozen plus gang members fighting in the street with hatchets and machetes was pretty good too.
Kayden Perez
Good morning all! How is Chicago doing? Sorry I missed the fourth and all, but I hope it was fun nonetheless.
Cooper Bell
Does anyone know what happened to the story of the 40 gang bangers in the parking lot?
Nicholas Johnson
4th was an both a bloodbath and an inferno.
Adrian Thompson
over a dozen wasted. 80 somthing injured. real calm tonight...relatively speaking.
Josiah Wilson
...
Dylan Morgan
i'm sayin'
Jaxson Brooks
I'm going to lay down and listen to Robert as I sleep, but I can't believe people lit the Dumpster behind the grade school on fire...
Dominic Sanchez
>vehicle contains a small safe >contains jewelry worth approximately $2500
William Gomez
this thread is rather lifeless compared to chi-town PD radio tonight. everyone still recovering from the holiday weekend?
Benjamin Cook
>altercation and car broken into in the Aldi parking lot we german ghetto blastas now
Aaron Martin
i think its the OP image honestly. a reading from the book of real according to robert hours will begin in appx. 45min. this thread will get abandoned before threehundo.
Thomas Cox
>OPPA!
Logan Scott
Dammit Adam, not again
Landon Hill
I've been looking for Robert.
Nathaniel Reyes
I'd bake new bread now, but I'm fucking sick of thread splits and the drama whoring that comes with said splits. I've got work early tomorrow and can't stay up till real nigga hours, so I vote to just let things run their natural course tonight. (le reddit spacing) I'll just leave my favorite (blackout) bingo board here instead and sign out early for tonight. Stay comfy, Roberts.
Juan Williams
Dispatch, get your shit together.
Luke Rogers
be advised new bread in progress.
Cooper Bennett
>FULL MOON TOMORROW FULL MOON TOMORROW >FULL MOON TOMORROW FULL MOON TOMORROW >FULL MOON TOMORROW FULL MOON TOMORROW >FULL MOON TOMORROW FULL MOON TOMORROW >FULL MOON TOMORROW FULL MOON TOMORROW
Christian Johnson
Is this better?
Daniel Murphy
How about now?
Owen Cook
This will be my card for tomorrow night. Thanks robert.
