*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

Salam Aleikum, brother. Let us go forward together in peace and submission.

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*performs a box jump and clears the blockade*

Blitzkrieg in response.

Unironically the best leader in power right now. Based Big Mac.

*unzips pants*

>unironically
>kek

I'd put him up there with Trump as the best. He is just different and good for France.

*spreads cheeks*

If Macron blocks my path, Ill hide my grandma from him.

Ask for succ

Stop

*sends truck of peace*

I continue forward and my balls smack his face.

KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Un-ironically on my shortlist for anti-christ potentials

>TFW THOUGHTS TOO COMPLEX
>I AM A ROMAN GOD

*steps over him

>Bogspeed fellow traveler
iron, but fair fist

>gets molested as a kid and raises the children of his barren, aging abuser

>gets molested as a kid and raises the children of his barren, aging abuser
>Cannot engage with physical love of his former abuser, is forces to watch like a literal cuck as she molests kids of the age she perfers

I'm not going to do my usual thing where I get angry, instead I'm going to ask, what is the actual appeal of this guy? Like, what is he doing that appeals to the French so much? I don't understand the French at all. It took me years of rereading Der Unterten before I finally understood what the fuck is wrong with Germans. I still do not understand the French. It's like a country of radicals but what you guys think is radical sounds an awful lot like boring center-left politics.

*steps over him*

A globalist sex toy that declared he will rule as God is good?

Jupiter Ascending.

>lifts leg slightly higher than a normal step to step over him and place bacon on a mosque and shit on his 75 year old grandmother of a wife

>all these faggots hating on Macron
>nobody agreeing on masenko
Sad!

200 years of passionate war starting with the 1 million that Napoleon ground up.

French Alpha male replacement rate was not fast enough. Ironically, a strong royalty or aristocracy would have helped them weather this. But no, their culture is going extinct instead.

*Throws woman 15 years his elder at him*
Nothin' personal kid.

*wants you to get her access to Tenpenny towers*

>tells him Trudeau is waiting with lube around the corner
>he sprints out of my path

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Underrated.

He will cuck on the migrants question, the only important one. So he's basically useless.