ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING:

ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING:

NORTH KOREA: KEKED

Other urls found in this thread:

ravico.com/ST/Download/Checklists/BMS/Document/BMS_Range_Ops_V22.pdf
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

...

Good.

Excellent.

Sum Ting Wong! NUKES CONFIRMED!

Nothing is happening except wasting jet fuel. Fuck off.

whats the point of dropping fake bombs?

mods please ban this faggot nigger

Aerate barren places in the forest so that trees can more easily grow, common forestry practice.

This thread is inert.

They were aiming for your hairy mothers hairy roach holes.

Why is this news?

The Air Force does training at the Pilsung Range literally every day, and they have for the last like 50 years.

It's mostly A-10's and F-16's but still. This isn't new, nor is it newsworthy. I feel that they're just hyping up this ordinary event to make it seem like they're doing something.

Now that NK has proven ICBMs the only step left for them is to put a nuke on one.

Is the U.S., SK, and Japan going to allow them to do this or is the Korean war pretty much certain to go hot again very soon?

A bold show of weakness from the United States.

Do they normally launch from Guam?

one of my fav gif

>"When strong appear weak - when weak appear strong"
Sun Tzu - Art of War

If it's a bomber plane, yes.

holy shit my side
lel

Can't want for more American 19 year olds to die pointlessly

The US dropped fake bombs and North Korea was absolutely powerless to stop them. Those could have been two nukes.

They dropped fake bombs on a base in SK, not NK.

>Jietai F-2
this thing's awesome it's like an F-16 and a Su-27 fugg'd

gay and fake.

>when you can nuke them to hell 1000x over you don't need to be reading this shit
Sun Tzu was truly ahead of his time.

Why are you to dumb to not figure this out? It'sa display of strength and proof that if they want to they can fuck nk up. Turks really are not bright people at all.

first three posts best three posts

They were full of cash and porn, as a bribe to Dear Leader to quiet down for a while.

HOLY FUCKING FUCK

See what North Korea was doing with firing rockets very close to Japan waters was essentially waving your hand very close to someone's face and going "I AM NOT TOUCHING YOU"

And Americas response right now was pulling out a water pistol and shooting North Korea. And then putting it back and pointing to his real gun next to it.

interdasting.

Great analogy.

(((They))) can't wait to open the Rotschild bank.

We need a fucking happening. WW3 this week.

If you are a weak fat shut-in faggot.

norks didn't shell Seoul.

love this pepe

They're despaired and don't know what to do. Basically because Trump is a fucking idiot and doesn't know when to back off from the war his masters rused him into.

That is an impressive analogy user. Have a (you) good sir.

good im glad

Why does this fat chink even hate us.
>just want to be left alone
>threaten to nuke us

Umm.

reunification next week, lads

I hope we help you because your situation is similar to east and west Germany reuniting.

Americans have real guns

Read the whole post. For fucks sake!

>american reading comprehension

wow its fucking nothing

wait a minute, you mean north korea tests a missile that can carry a nuclear warhead and america's response is dropping paperweights into the ground?

uhm, what's the word you guys like to use all the time that describes this?

>Practice rounds dropped in a training area
Wow it's fucking nothing

Why are we baiting North Korea into war?

What the fuck?

please happen, praise kek

>show of force
>no happenign

boring

>yfw the Japanese and SK fighters start attacking each other

For big cums

I'm gonna jerk off before bed. I wasn't going to before I read this, but, ehhhm, yeahhh.

Kek, please, give us this happening

So we are escalating. Get comfy lads.

It's kind of like Operation: Paul Bunyan, but not as lulz worthy.

>If you defend yourself from getting nuked, they win!

English teacher or military - I understand S Korea doesn't really want reunification.

Until NK is a crater, call off the happening.

fucking lancers, nice!!

>turk

kekd

Nice 9/11 truther fb tier post. Tell me about the chem trails too.

War mongering jew detected!
I'm pretty sure the supreme leader ultimately wants peace, he's just being prepared for foreign invaders who don't want peace..... A bit like the fuhrer had to do, hopefully he gets his shit together and has a decent korean war machine ready in time to defend his country and shock the world. Good luck mistah Kim

Well, since Turks have the subtlety of a flaming faggot during pride week, allow me to explain... Do you remember when Vlad the Implier put all those fifty Turkish subhuman muslim filth on pikes? That was a message to your disgusting moon worshipping pig people to fuck off.

Likewise, this was a message to the North Koreans: Fuck off or next time they'll be the real thing.

It gets the point across

You used more than five words. This confuses the kebab.

>yfw the inert bomb is actually a package for kim.

ravico.com/ST/Download/Checklists/BMS/Document/BMS_Range_Ops_V22.pdf

This is the range the "bombs" were dropped.

The fact anyone even expressed this thought into words and then typed it makes me doubt that the "humans" in your country are any more than fauna.

Blame your brethren, turks.

no gul dukat filter on faceapp smdh famalam

>leaf
lancers are the can am spyders of our bomber force

i want
>ghoul action
>spirit action
>nam-tier b52 carpet bombings

i guarantee nk doesn't give a fuck about us and will develop a nuke to sell to isis or iran or your fucking fairy godmother if she had the money

He's not wrong and you're either plebbit or a shill. GTFO

>mfw I live in Seattle

>hairy roach holes
God damn it, aussie.

Is it possible to bomb out the DMZ and get rid of the mines?
Either way this is provacative as fuck- good for Trump- we gotta step it up!

And then Kim decides to hold a new nuclear test as a way to say fuck you to America.

Moment war breaks out both SK and NK will be craters.

And nothing of value would be lost, except for the spent weapons and fuel

What if you tell me about the 4D chess, user

I used to work in seismic - we would bury a stick of dynamite down 10 feet and detonate it. the ground 30 feet around it would turn to rubber like an earthquake for a couple seconds. That would probably set off any mines. I'm sure they can probably configure a missile to do the same with a much bigger payload or just literally bomb a path through it because there are no civvies there... unless KJU wants to put some there.

Even then it would just be a matter of keeping the media silent about it - at the same time setting up some of the lesser brass to take the fall for it. They'll get their names dragged through the mud for a few years possibly even discharged, but will be paid a fortune to sit on boards do nothing by military contracting companies.

I'm pretty sure that's how the deal usually works. Either that or a lead breathmint.

they have rockets which shoot out and tow a big ass cable or cord, hundreds of feet long, which falls to the ground and blows up and kills the mines

i forget what they're called but the russians use them in syria

But I like watching StarCraft, english teacher san.

No we need to invade with paratroopers or by sea. Then evacuate the civilians near the DMZ. Then post "refugees welcome" signs in Korean at the border + drop leaflets encouraging immigration.

I think NK uses internal passports to control the flow of information, there will never be a rebellion/coup because people in different regions do not know what is going on in other regions, and cannot coordinate even if they wanted to.

The ones near the border and military members will have to be silenced first of course.

Invading by sea will be critical, and of course paratroopers. I feel a decapitation strike when Kim is holding one of his regular parades could work, coupled with some strikes to C&C, but I also worry that the military there has been compartmentalized and that there's probably a shadow 'dear leader' in a bunker somewhere just in case of this.

It's a really tough situation. Maybe the best thing to do is just bomb Kim's nuke facilities with bunker busters and hope he doesn't sperg out and storm south.

The only real concern is Seoul. Having a city with 50% of your country's population and 48% of its money only 35 miles from the DMZ is terrifying. Even if we could get China to betray Norks by allowing major military buildup on the border (by making major concessions for coal/rare earths/political control of NK/South China Sea) it wouldn't matter much, both the south and north would be devastated for generations. So I'm not really sure what would happen to either country, either short or long term. Haven't seen any reports on the likely outcomes of a hypothetical war.

Guessing reunification would happen eventually but at this point I'd predict the unified Korea would probably cozy up to China, and I don't know what we'd do if that happens. I don't even know if it would be bad, after reading the recent SK scandal greentext, and the downfalls of all SK president before her...I'm not very hopeful for their politicians.

JUST LIKE YOUR MISSILES FATBOY

YOU TRY THEM WITH WARHEADS YOULL SEE MANY TIMES MORE COMING YOUR WAY

Yeah they could hardly be doing worse as commies than they are under an insane human sacrificing witch cult. I'm not even joking.

All NK needs to do now is launch an inert ICBM at the US. Do it Kim.

>tfw I was just thinking last night how funny it would be to drop a bunch of conspicuous duds on NK
>this happens

Amerisharts can you not do that?

>Not believing in chemtrails
Wake the fuck up user

No. Talk shit, get hit.

Get out of Seoul my nigger. Someone get Faker and the hottest kPop bands to safety we must protect the chink gods in case the worst happens.

Quite the analogy user, I chuckled. (You)

>Roach level intelligence
And the fucking Germans said yeah come on in mister roach your not retard or anything.

Korean war
>Implying nuking Pyongyang would not be enough to put an end to it before it started

This post is why nobody would take you yanks seriously IF you didn't actually have real guns.

>people

Rumor is the bombs were real, but Kim Jong Un heroically intercepted the bombs midair and disarmed them before they could damage North Koreas beautiful nature.