You are married with your wife for 10 years, you have 3 children she suddenly says

You are married with your wife for 10 years, you have 3 children she suddenly says
>user we have to talk
>I have to tell you something
>I can't live this anymore
>I'm.
>Jewish.
>I know you hate my people I couldn't bring myself to tell you because I was afraid of losing you, I love you so much please stay, I'll do anything you want
Wat do?

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Nothing. Because this scenario is stupid and would never happen.

Stupid? It's completely possible, there are lots of crypto jews without the stereotypical facial features.
Scarlet Johanson looks completely white, Sup Forums knows because of wikipedia

Convert to Christianity?

Jews are white so w/e

They wouldn't hide something like that for 10 fucking years. Even if they didn't explicitly tell you their would be hints or behaviors, etc. that would give it away.

Who are you why are you in my house and no we aren't married

I heil the Master Race!

If she has blonde hair blue eyes im fine

>hints and behaviors
You are really deep into the layers and layers of memes
This is what you probably think it would happen
>you and your wife both in bed
>honey why are you rubbing your hands?
>I don't know what you mean user
>ThatWasWeird.jpg

>you and your wife walking by the park
>suddenly she sees a coin on the ground
>she grabs it and shrieks, my precious over and over again.

lol I knew you were jewish.
I was just messing with you I'm not really a nazi.
I was wondering how long until you'd comment on it.

it's not possible because I was redpilled on marriage before Sup Forums redpilled me on jews

jews aren't white you nigger they are their own ethnic race

Her six sided star shaped vagina didn't give her away?

That's not at all what I'm fucking talking about you sperg. What's it going to be like meeting their parents, don't you think it will probably be revealed at some point that her parents or at least her mother is Jewish just through casual conversation?

Your fault for marrying a jew faggot.

>Because this scenario is stupid and would never happen.
Right. An autistic neckbeard like me isn't getting married.

r e d d i t

>Scarlet Johansson
>looks completely white

yeah because she's only half jew, and even then she only looks white after extensive plastic surgery

unique opportunity for this pitch-perfect .webm

Get the kids into Yale for free then if you're so Jewey

red pill the kikes- i mean kids and create a Ben Sharpio

>wat do
feel sad she feels like I would leave after all we have gone through just because she is a jew.

Your primary responsibility is always to your family. If you would let your politics destroy your family you've spent too much time here spouting memes without actually understanding conservatism at all.

Crypto jews are jews that changed their surnames, and they don't practice Judaism, they're Jewish at only the genetic level, after WWII some jews become sneakier, it's possible autist

my duty

I always crack a smile with this one. The cigarette flip is legendary.

At that point you've done bought in. not really much you could do. Besides, how did you marry a non christian woman in the first place? Not a good idea

>w-well... go grab the kids and wait here for a moment
>where are you going user!?
>i just need to collect myself... that's all...
>*user walks into room
>*pulls out loaded shot gun from closet user has been saving just in case this scenario ever came true
>i never thought this would ever happen to me but it must be done!
>*grips shotgun and turns around
>*walks slowly into room where wife and children are
>user what are you doing with that gun!
>i-i'm so sorry it had to come to this
>no user please! i love you!
>daddy no! please daddy! please!!!!
>don't kill our children user! we made love user!
>i know - i know we did
>*slowly raises shot gun as hands begin to shake
>*cocks shot gun
>i'm sorry love...
>no! please n-
>*BLAM
>...
>*BLAM
>...
>*BLAM
>...
>... to be continued...

And these same Jews just randomly wait 10 years into your marriage before telling you that they're Jewish, and literally nothing else gives it away? Face it, it's stupid.

Make love and have a fourth child. If we're too old God will work it out like with Abraham and Sarah.

SJ looks kikey IRL and has a giant fucking head.

Nobody said the only logical choice.
Dust of that old nazi uniform from the closet and engage in nazi sexy roleplay
>I'm gonna shove you in the oven
>*opens legs*
>shove it right here baby

A lot of white non-Jewish people have giant foreheads.

You are an awkward wreck:

youtube.com/watch?v=IPspT0zQIlE

She has a physically giant head on a tiny body. I mocked her about it because she was being a nuisance. Fuck off.

Is an exorcism an option?

Trial by fire.

You want to exorcise her second, Jewish soul, and make her less divine like a Goy?

Shove shellfish down her kike throat

> False
Women don't have feelings.

Jews are white, i'd put another baby in her.

tell her that jews dol not exist so she cannot be one. "Jews" from bible like solomon, moses, abraham are fictionl characters and 12 tribes are 12 zodiac signs, so she cannot be descendant of something which didn't exist. Instead she is a larping free-mason

punch her in the throat

I dated a jewish girl in college. She was gorgeous.

I dont give a fuck what religion the girl sucking my dick is.

this, especially if she is Alison Brie or Scarlett Johansson

That explains why our kids are mixed, carry on fucking niggers but let me watch in the future

You pull down your own mask and say MASELTOW!

I'm not a racist. Your scenario would never happen to me.

*sips tea*

this t b h

Problem solved

>>user we have to talk
>>I'm.
>>Jewish.
Well, as long as she isn't a full Jew and is just a little Jew-ish, I guess its ok.