The most infallibly accurate post I've seen in a while

The most infallibly accurate post I've seen in a while.

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I fucking hated Adderall. Zero appetite, zero sex drive, insomnia. Shit drove me crazy. Then when I gave it up the withdrawal symptoms made me want to die.

Amphetamines. Never again.

It just made me pissed all the fucking time

the normies fear Sup Forums, but let's be honest guys, we are useless

if we were so good, we would be hacking the rothschilds and exposing their crimes against humanity, not lowering CNN's app ratings

But seriously guys, We can't let him have the nuclear codes!

Powerful!

>Adderall
checked

Amphetamines are groovy!

>We can't let him have the nuclear codes!
But he does

We also have anonymity and next to no moral scruples. A master's degree means shit when it comes to war.

>master degrees in (((journalism)))
So, toilet paper?

Shhh Don't tell them that

CNN

Cunts
Niggers
Numales

High class expensive toilet paper.

>zero sex drive
wut
One of the hardest things about Adderall is not ending up with chafing because you accidentally viewed 1/4 of a side boob and spent the next 6 hours meticulously curating and indexing pornography while you jerk off.

The joke here is that a couple of reporters with masters in journalism from Ivy League schools feel the need to pick a fight with a bunch of autists on a burmese embroidery forum.

And apparently we all have adderal so we won't be sleeping and busy, busy, busy.

I don't even know who's side he's taking.

Sup Forums has cnn reporters too

don't fuck with us

I have a Masters degree in Journalism. I'm also unemployed.

So real degrees equal fake news?

Is this supposed to be joke that invalidates any educated person from Sup Forums is the joke Sup Forums invalidating the journalists' education

>Blows load, closes 126 tabs

>masters in journalism

is there a more worthless degree than that? maybe Political science?

yes

Women's studies

who here /spun/?

I just got angry

>posting in a shareblue thread

HEY GUYZ, DON'T YA HATE THAT NORMIES ARE GETTING RED PILLED???

DON'T YA HATE THAT THE MAINSTREAM IS WAKING UP TO OUR SIDE???

DON'T YA HATE NATIONALISM IS RISING???

WE MIGHT ACTUALLY WIN OR SOMETHING!!!

DOESN'T THAT SUCK???

WE SHOULD STOP THIS!!!

DON'T YOU AGREE???

(I SWEAR I'M NOT A LIBSHIT SHAREBLUE DISSENSION TROLL OR ANYTHING)

child psychology

share- whaaat?

>masters in journalism
>ivy league schools being impressive

>77
Top Kek of truth

>zero sex drive
You might be gay

This is why i cant take the stuff anymore, ill literally jerk off for 2 days straight

>woman's studies

please tell me you cant major in this. anyone who does should probably be immediately disqualified from any job paying more that 50k per year

Absolutely anyone can be a journalist, you can do it with zero schooling. They might as well have degrees for masturbation

>masters in journalism
id be embarrassed to say that in public. didnt even know that was a thing.

Fuck off, LARPer

It's concerta actually and I don't get a bottle.

>zero sex drive

I don't know bout you, but when I take a 30 mg adderall I end up fapping like 8 time that day, can't get fully hard though but really horny. zero appetite and insomnia for sure though.

It's not only something you can major in, but you can get masters and doctorates in. Same thing for African/Asian/etc American Studies.

I love adderall but only in small doses and I had to cut how much caffeine I have.
Caffeine + Adderall = JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP territory

>falling for the pharmaceutical jew

and we have the guys on the high to genius IQ range which your colleges removed for being white males. Who are now actualized and destroying you guys. Who are more potent than even your best by a factor of at least 3 times, per head. When we have thousands, if not hundred thousands now.

Enjoy your "equality" when you struggle to find anything competent to throw at us.

>normies think we are on adderal
Bitch I run off of 100% pure autism

if they're so smart why are they losing

>Backhanded complement
We're winning.

it should be illegal to get doctorates in anything that isn't finance related or STEM related

It's a complete scam. It's a scheme to extract taxpayer's money.
There are majors, doctorates, professors etc. in women's studies.
But there is no science, no publications, no nothing. It's just pretend-academics to collect money.

Ho! HOHOH! OH MY GOD

HOHOHOHO! OH MY GOD

fuk im all out of motiron. they only give me clozapin, suck to be a schizo.

It's basically the ultimate virtue signal, you're hoping somebody will hire you because of your established documented beliefs, even though you spent possibly hundreds of thousands and wasted years with nothing to show for it.

I remember in college years back on of my professors was trying to show us parallels between religion and environmentalism and feminism and social justice, didn't see it back then

>taking pills
Good goy

>We have reporters with masters from some CUSHY IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS

AHHH! HAHAHAHAHAH! OH MY GOD

HAHAHAHAHA! IT'S AS IF IT MATTERS! HAHAH BEANED THAT HILSHILL

Only till the come down

>and we have the guys on the high to genius IQ range which your colleges removed for being white males.
>...we have thousands, if not hundred thousands now.
so much this

Speak for yourself, just the other day we located an illegal immigration hotspot in Italy.

masters degrees and still cant tell the fucking truth. thats even more embarrassing.

True story. I used to take aderall in HS, then switched over to some other thing for my freshman year of college.

I took it one morning after breakfast and went to math class. About halfway though I started feeling like shit so I told my buddy I was going to go back to my dorm. I started walking out of the auditorium and suddenly I just started barfing. The whole hallway was covered in it. So I just ran up the nearest stairwell and back to my dorm. I don't know if the janitor cleaned it up before classes ended or not, but I do know some people saw me do it.

Never took a single pill after that, and I got better grades than I ever did taking that ADHD shit

this is the gayest shit i ever saw kys op

deutschland über alles

> masters in journalism from anywhere
equivalent to a good high school education

A school's entire African Studies Department for one school got caught being a free A mill for student athletes to get their GPAs up a few years back.

This. Then closing the 87 open tabs when you're done.

Wasted get on completely baseless statement. Thinking that IQ tests matter past grade 4

*cough* *cough* *cough*

I don't even need meth for that.

There was the potential to break this movement...5 years ago...if they actually got most of their competent people FROM THE WHOLE GLOBE together to shill here, wasting more than 100 mil on this board alone.

But now its more or less game over for them, such a vast reach, so many people who know of their shill methods. They have no idea what kind of rollercoaster of fuck they will be in for now.

I once took Adderall for a few days to study for a test and accidentally went 5 days without eating. Lost 30 pounds over the course of a year.

>Dem heart palpitations
>That feeling of imminent cardiac arrest
I feel ya bro. Can't help but miss my morning cup of coffee though.

Let's be honest. We're only shaking the bottle to wake up infinitychan.

I remember a few articles outing Pen State doing this

There are publications. They're mostly garbage and written at a Middle-School level, but they exist

>I remember in college years back on of my professors was trying to show us parallels between religion and environmentalism and feminism and social justice, didn't see it back then
You missed a chance at an early redpill. Hell, if you were moderately perceptive it should have been obvious from an early age. Leftism as a whole fits that ~religion~ category. The thing that links them all is that the belief is taken to demonstrate social solidarity with others of the same belief, and reasonable doubt does not figure into it even one iota.

These days I can't even do a full cup of coffee without feeling overly cracked out. Tea works best for me, something in it that naturally counters the negative shit in caffeine although I can't remember what it was specifically.

Not even the little plastic one with the silica gel inside?
On 54mg I get that shit. Great maraca material.

>yfw UNC still hasn't gotten any real penalties for athletics or academics
It's been half a decade and the next hearing for the NCAA isn't until August

Seriously? I have a brilliant idea for a journalistic enterprise but no time to carry it out myself. Reply if you're still here. It's designed more for the American political system but it might be applicable to your desolate rainy socialist island, too.

>took adderall for 6 years
>binged cocaine for a few months
>sober
>drink cokes a lot
>tea is worse than cocaine+adderall+coke (must be allergic or some shit)

No shit

>the normies fear Sup Forums, but let's be honest guys, we are useless
did you already forget that one time when we basically directed a bombing on isis base?
Or you know, elected the POTUS?
You are either a faggot or a shill and either way you are not welcome here

You mean UNC for over 20 years...they have still not been punished

>On December 19, 2012, UNC released a report, commissioned by former North Carolina governor Jim Martin, in collaboration with accounting firm Baker Tilly Virchow Krause, LLP. The report examined data back to the 1990s. Among its findings:

>Student-athletes were disproportionately enrolled in suspect classes.

>From the 1990s through 2011, AFAM offered two hundred lecture courses that never took place, as well as offering dubious independent study programs that required little or no work to complete. Also, some professors never showed up to teach classes. In some instances, the only course requirement of students was to submit a paper at the end of the class.

>In "dozens of instances", eight professors "were unwittingly and indirectly compromised" when their signatures were forged by others on grade rosters. However, no evidence showed that any other faculty member than Julius Nyang'oro or Deborah Crowder was involved in wrongdoing.

>Among grade changes for student-athletes, 106 were identified as "unauthorized", 454 as "potentially unauthorized", 373 were "inconclusive", and 203 were legitimate.

>There were felony fraud charges brought against Nyang'oro for being paid $12,000 to teach a non-existent class, but these charges were dropped by the Orange County district attorney based on recommendations from Kenneth Wainstein in exchange for Nyang'oro's cooperation.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_North_Carolina_academic-athletic_scandal

In under 15minutes.

>winning
nice try shareblue, theres no winning here. even if pol won the jews would just turn the next generation against pol as excesses in victory make them an easy target. its all a shell game. a proxy war, the real people who have power will still keep it.

please dont be real

I know with your flag that reading might be hard but check out The Bell Curve. IQ is a predictor of success at every life stage.

Can you please explain why you've all taken this drug?

I've noticed there's a Brit among the people I'm replying to, but I've never really heard of people over here taking it, I think it's pretty rare, and I think it's more common in America.

But seriously why the fuck do you take it? Because some doctor has said "you're not behaving how we want you to behave - take this drug to pacify yourself"? Don't you ever think about how fucking insidious that is?

>reporters with maters degrees from ivy league schools
>fake news

those degrees are not worth the paper they are written on...

Daily user of Adderall for over 10 years and crusader in the fight against the Jew here.

CNN honestly stands no chance.

(((5th grade teacher))) wouldnt stfu about getting me on "behavior"(talking to hot girls and look out the window during springtime) meds to my parents. My parents were guilt cucked. :( I hated every minute of it.

>These days I can't even do a full cup of coffee without feeling overly cracked out. Tea works best for me, something in it that naturally counters the negative shit in caffeine although I can't remember what it was specifically.
It's probably the other way around - tea doesn't have the MAOIs present in coffee.

>Adderall
>0 sex drive
The problem is you, because that shit is like viagra meth

Are you a kike?
Thats where you went wrong.

I'm on in because my parents took me into a psychologist and tested my IQ because they thought I was mentally retarded. Turns out, I'm a literal autist 125 IQ.

I only take 15mgs per day. Not a high amount.
That said. I love adderall and have zero intention to ever stop using it. Plus it helps me get going in the morning where coffee didn't really work like how I wanted it to.

Nigga I take Adderall every morning, get up, have coffee, eat chocolate coated coffee beans, and then go ham in vidya on autismbux

You must have a weak ass heart

Still not tired of winning!

I have legitimate ADD

>But seriously why the fuck do you take it?
To stay focused, switch tasks, follow conversations, to not wander around pointlessly, filter 'outside' noise, finish tasks before impulsively doing something else. The list goes on.