Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

>UK-US trade deal to happen quickly, says Trump
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40540340

>Labour try to resolve the ongoing de-selection row
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40533172

>Opposition and backbench Tory MPs to seek amendments to (aka disrupt) the Repeal Bill
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40529764

>Thousands join Pride parade in London
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40531136

>Another Royal Wedding may be on the cards, as Prince Harry apparently to propose to his gf imminently
mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/prince-harry-planning-propose-girlfriend-10759843

>King's College London considers opening a European campus in Dresden
bbc.co.uk/news/education-40532060

>Theresa May says plan to build Thatcher statue should go ahead, despite vandalism fears
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40529770

>Cornish terror group claims it has a would-be suicide bomber in its ranks
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4677520/Cornish-terror-group-says-SUICIDE-attacker.html

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>daily fail

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if there is one good thing about owen's faggotry it's that his family of socialists stops with him.

>Dad? Yeah hi, I'm cutting off my dick and you won't get any grandchildren
>oh by the way I'm uploading this to youtube for clicks

youtube.com/watch?v=utSfwJrreFk

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reminded /eire/ vs Sup Forums starting now

Are girl.

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I'm hoping this trade deal speeds up brexit and makes sure we don't end up being the eu's bitch

Throbbing meat
Bicycle seat
Stinky feet
Suckle a teet

>OyVeyn Jewnes

>second dad

So it runs in the family then?

FUCK OFF CUNT

twitter.com/britainelects/status/883085855203745795

What's that yarmulke-like cap?

>b-but you can't trade with other countries till we work out how to fuck you over REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

SMASH SINN FEINN IN RED

HE FEELS IT

Bangers and mash
Grow a moustache

>We're both in this photo... You're in the tummy
I'd say they should both be removed from the succession for that statement, but that leaves us with King Andrew.

Why is it so hard to convince poor people that voting Tory is literally voting against their own interests?

Yoooooo I didnt even know this guy was a yid. Can he be fucking worse? Gay jew anti white pro muslim labour affiliate journalist...

Feel free to ignore this comment but please watch the final video.

Not a man

Hate crimes are a meme

The Krauts can honestly get to fuck tbqhwy. They've used the EU to enrich themselves after the war and it's worked very, very well. Those times are coming to an end and they know it.

If she quits and we get a pro-Brexit MP in power that would be perfect, if she quits and we have another election that would be terrible.

>Plays Trump card
Nice headline desu. And the US-UK alliance should be stronger than the UK-EU alliance. Armed officers in airports is Eastern Europe tier and will only be for propaganda. We shouldn't allow any foreign soldiers to be armed in any public space in the UK.

The Argies need to shut the fuck up. They're pathetic and even if they took the Falklands they'd still be pathetic. The women are kinda hot though.

Firemen washing 95 year old's arses. No.

I can't believe people watch that shite.

(((((())))))

PTSD exists, but too many fake it or think that any form of torment equates to PTSD

This video shows PTSD in its full form:

youtu.be/S7Jll9_EiyA

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Owen Jones is a kike????

please let it be true.

>tomorrow theme
>nice and dark and easy on the eyes
>hard to read text

>standard theme
>bright and blinding

wat do?

>I'm the first man in the UK to give birth

Its like listening to the next Shakespeare.

Is this real?

use the standard theme but add a destop featuring a girl who's easy on the eyes

"In like manner women also in decent apparel: adorning themselves with modesty and sobriety, NOT WITH PLAITED HAIR, or gold, or pearls, or costly attire, But as it becometh women professing godliness, with good works."

The fact that more people are dying as a result of austerity is a clear sign that people are unable to take proper care of themselves. Fair play with the elderly but they aren't all elderly people.

why have we still not left the eu i'm confused we voted out so why havnt we just been like in a bit mate nice knowing you fuck off

Thanks lad i'm still learning

>9 (You)'s, 1 post

Nice old school vid too

i know mate but just call it a pub not a social club

i """""used to be"""" a women but gender is just a social construct.

Well we are saying fuck off but very slowly so they all get the message.

most of my family and parents friends are poor they are all die hard labour supporters, there were riots when i said i was gonna vote conservative

Are any papers worth reading?

>"The only reason we take in so many migrants is to provide cheap labour to massive, multi-nationals like Tesco. Without access to cheap, disposable labour they will crumble and local shops will return. Sadly if you even suggest reducing migration to further the lives of natives, you're called a racist when in fact all you're doing is supporting the dissolution of wage oppression and end cycle of poverty for both native and foreign workers. The people living in places like Grenfell are just the tip of the iceberg of those trapped into poverty by this system. It looks great on paper - "wow gdp is up and business is booming!" in reality, the richest are getting richer, and the poorer getting poorer"

I swear, I can't be the only one who has seen that headline before? The one about the "man" giving birth.

I remember seeing it like mid 2007 or something, fucking years ago! Might not be same guy obviously, but I remember reading it and it was getting the same reaction then.

I think the tabloids just recycle the same stories over and over.

LADS

SPOONS AMIRITE?

PRE DRINKS! I WAS MUNTED RIGHT UP! HO HO

this isn't even the first i remeber watching some shit about the same topic on chanel four when i was like 10

Get yerselves red pilled on Grenfell.

behindthepaywallblog.wordpress.com/2017/07/08/the-grenfell-tower-fire-would-not-have-happened-without-the-eu-and-global-warming/

show them this speech

youtube.com/watch?v=RQVIeTLqgOw

youtube.com/watch?v=SYZvgkPyS-I

I worked at Spoons for a year and I think I aged five years from stress and inhaling oven cleaner.

I'm starting to really like her.

>Lifeline
Unnecessary wording desu but Trump being in power at the same time as Brexit is perfect. This video of his pick for EU ambassador proves that. Well worth a watch for those who haven't seen it.

youtu.be/7mxFUa1wzEw

The interesting part is from 08:00 onwards

>I had in a previous career a diplomatic post where I helped to bring down the Soviet Union; so maybe there's another Union that needs a little taming
>The EU is tilted towards Germany
>My Juncker was a very adequate Mayor of some city in Luxembourg; maybe he should go back and do that again

BASED
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Liz Hurley would get it

Top rhymes lad

Should have come out and voted in the election we literally just had desu. Fuck em.

used to be one of these pricks.

Do you think that once we leave and we are doing well other countries will stop leaving as theyll be like holy shit look at britain it's not so shit anymore

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>while walking backwards with fingers up

>seeing it like mid 2007
Yeah I remember a joke on Mock the Week around then about s tranny that had given birth that went like
>Good news: you've had a baby. Bad news: it's blown your cock off

yeah defo i remeber it being on channel four

True story but under Labour as well with the idea of re-distributing wealth people will still be poor because the simple fact is that Britain doesn't have the money and is losing out on land with the amount of immigration that has happened and without doubt will continue to happen as I said just after I voted in the general election: "British politics is absolutely brutal" and simply because there wasn't a single political party currently out there that could do the job.

>lifelong socialist
>using your grandfather's death to score political points

She's our last chance.

Many of them were disabled. If you don't know how to game the system you are basically fucked.

I have high functioning autism, honestly if I wasn't an extreme systemiser I would probably have an heroed by now.

am one of these cunts, HAHA LETS GET THE VK'S IN YEAH 2 FOR £3? DOWN IT

Not if it's on the male side

That's all well and good but I fucking love plaits on women. The rest of it can stand though.

You're worth the (You)'s

Not really, no. Buying papers is a meme. But I do check out most of their sites on a Sunday and get the general media concensus on stories.

Happened in the US/Canada a few months ago I think. And there was a picture of some fat tranny breastfeeding a kid a few years back too which might be what you're thinking of.

I do agree that they recycle stories though; all part of the propaganda.

I disagree.

Been saying that from the start, if Britain does well after it leaves the EU other EU members are gonna think the social club is bollocks and fuck off elsewhere because the EU is a bloody mess and countries are being dragged down the plughole with the EU establishment.

>That This Week segment
I remember this, that guy is great.
It's good to have a US President who actually seems to genuinely like us.

Went out shopping earlier in Cardiff and sat on a bench on the high street to cool down (was proper warm and humid today and my groin was like the rainforest).

Just so happened to sit next to a table of "young socialists". They had a petition going for "justice for Grenfell". They had just 3 signatures. They managed to stop one guy to ask for his signature, and he said "yeah but havent they all been offered houses and that? And theres an inquiry going on? What justice do you want?"
They just said "ok if you dont want to sign thats fine"
I was smiling ear to ear and the guy saw me and chuckled and walked off.

Meanwhile the people collecting signatures for repeals on dog breed-specific legislation had tons. I signed that one.

/mood swings/

alright maybe not that bad lad. I used to live in Spoons though, worked there & spent 90% of the time I wasn't working in there on the piss.

Why do leftists equate taking away muh bennies with killing someone?

That looks about right.

More pensioners die because of bullshit green taxes on fuel bills than are killed by austerity.

>What's blue and fucks old ladies?
>a. Hypothermia
>b. Tory energy policy.

This is exactly what I imagine when we get a nomad wander through here lecturing everyone on how to get laid
No thx I'm gud

>Trump being in power at the same time as Brexit is perfect

Not really, Americans aren't exactly known for their love of zero sum games and that was before they got a stereotypical and isolationist businessman.

Team Noel all the way.

Fuck off, this is a joke right?

The man who supports the nanny state, the man who would sacrifice another 1400 girls if it helped the Tories.

Its a lose/lose situation with welfare, care, health either way its a tough decisionwhere you're gonna get fucked over.

dont knock it till youve done it lad, thats what uni is aboot

HAHA LET SHOUT TALK! LET GO FUCKING MENTAL WE-HEY, HIS A MAD'n!!

I have a degree and not chlamydia

everything is fucked

Care to justify those accusations?

Right, who's repping us in the 4-chancup vs EIRE?

HAHAHA YEAH MATEILL NECK THIS FATTY AND YOU DOWN HER DRINK? ON 3 ?? ?

Rugby is for loser betas

> hurr durr everybody wins :)

law and order

Reminder that such data would include people who sit on their arse all day, smoke 40 a day, are obese and were refused a gastric bypass and died from being a fat fuck.

He does seem proud of his own history (Scottish) and has a page on his website about it which is very unusual for a billionaire businessman. Did you see his Poland speech? It was basically a whites>everybody else and anti-migration, pro-God, pro-white culture speech. Pretty good.

I think he's of the generation that still hate the Krauts. His parents would have probably spoken to him a lot about the war and about Germany and I think he has a real distrust of them and then seeing Merkel do what she's done/is doing will push him further away from them and the EU.

Fair play to that guy and the Cardiff people in general. The Grenfell thing is being blown out of all proportion and I'm fucking sick of hearing about it.

Welfare state. I tend to think it's a very good thing actually, it just needs to be reigned in and properly means tested. If the government fail to plan for the future and people lose employment as a result the government should be responsible and look after those people.

For example, the impending automation of around 20% of jobs is going to destroy hundreds of thousands/millions of lives. The government should have been planning for this for decades by educating people, allowing the population to continue down its natural decreasing path, legislating for phased automation etc. But they have done fuck all and people's lives will be ruined.

Uni lads don't get laid, they just say they do.

whys it so fucking hot lads i'm sweating my tits off

youtube.com/watch?v=8Qty-tKFdiw

Well someone's deflowering all the English Lit girls

its fucking richard hammond

you sure mate or is that just what you say to yourself to feel better?

I've deflowered one desu

Some uni lads get laid m8s

>the inflated belly of the GF is just fat

If you take bennies off someone that has no means of supporting themselves and the outcome is obvious.

It's more manslaughter but whatever.