Why are millennials unable to be successful?

Why are millennials unable to be successful?

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dunno, but gen z is looking pretty good so far

Thanks famalam.

We're going to fix the millennials mess.

Because the boomers are still alive.

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>Why are millennials unable to be successful?
Because they are lazy. I got lucky though, and am currently the chairman of a corporation.

Underage posters aren't allowed on Sup Forums.

The absolute oldest Gen Z are 17 at the moment.

Begone.

inb4 some utter imbecile comes along with his incorrect generation aging where he stupidly think 95 is the beginning of Gen Z

Gen Z starts at 1995

>oldest gen z is 17
Inb4 thread derail

They're retarded and have shit work ethic.

Because they weren't fucking raised properly. If my son ended up a NEET like me I'd question where I went so wrong instead of blaming him.

I was born in 1983, so I'm stuck between two generations.

The boomers raised millennials to be cheap prostitutes, on the jew's order. The millennials saw their parents work and get paid big bux. So the millennials thought that the same would come to them... Instead millennials were told to work harder than their parents are take less pay.


Not only that but the boomer's didn't really want to raise children to be skillful adults in fear that millennials would steal their jobs around the early 2000's.

Thus they raised millennials to be ignorant and shooed millennials away from work places as much as possible.

I remember being 15 in the late 90's and wanting to learn skilled trades, I was pretty much told to fuck off and not to put my curiosity in such things.

I'm starting a business. I'm 25. The more millennials fuck up, the better my future will be.

>I am currently the chairman of a corporation.

Yeah, the CanaCuck Corporation Ltd., whose sole purpose is to manufacture big black cocks for the pleasure of beta male CanaCucks and single CanaCuck mother's who can't afford a full time Somalian immigrant.

Gen Z cutoff point is 9/11

If you vividly remember 9/11 you're a millennial, if not or you were not born at the time you're gen z

>Why are millennials unable to be successful?

Because the internet has always been there for them. They never had to do everything manually without the internet or email. When they get out into the real world and have to actually "do life manually", they don't even know where to start.

>millennials saw their parents work and get paid big bux
thats bullshit
thing where just cheaper. a 4 bedroom 2 bathroom home was 40k, in a nice all white neighborhood, with good schools. now they are 200k+.
factory jobs were plentiful, and companies kept people for 30+ years, until they retired.
families of 4 could get by on one income, if the mother worked everything else was extra.
food was cheap, gas was under a dollar.
it's not that they made a ton of money it's that everything was x10 cheaper.
most boomer can't even afford to retire in their own home, because of the high cost of living today.

Rude. It's actually consumer loans.

Gen Z starts at 95' or kids that grew up post 9/11 but don't actually remember 9/11. They're classified as the kids who grew up during the recession.

^ this

But be wary of boomers... they are hostile in business. They don't like to see young people doing the merchant like activities because right now they are the merchants.

They are "territorial" with business and use dirty tactics in attempt to get rid of you.

Boomers like capitalism until they have competition, then they want authoritarianism.

There are entire towns that are dictated by boomers, monopolizing everything from bars, repair shops, book stores... They won't let you have a license unless you pay to them, it's like a little mafia.

My friend and I dealt with this in a small town outside of milwaukee, wi. In order to start a business in the town you had to get approved by the town hall, and often people would bring their case to the town hall and their business ideas were stolen.

Lets say you open a computer business and they see you are making huge capital, they will do everything they can to ruin your business and then start their own business in that town.

That's how bad it's getting, the boomers are jews, the jews are boomers.

It's literally the same thing nigger

Because they believe it's impossible, they don't want to put any work towards anything.

>We're going to fix the millennials mess.
If you mean "deleting" millennials, then go for it. Start now.

As expected. Millennials don't know math. We'd tell you to gas yourself, but you'd probably fuck that up. Don't worry. We'll gas you ourselves.

>These butthurt 95-99 kids who can't admit they are millenials.

Gen Z starts in 2000 you delusional faggots. Deal with it or continue to live in fantasy land.

>muh boomers
sorry sons of bitches, the lot of you. take responsibility

> most boomer can't even afford to retire in their own home

Awww poor boomers... they can't go to the casino every weekend while buying restaurant dinners every night and then taking a vacation every month.

Poor old people... Whose going to pay for all those obesity related medical bills?

Fuckin millennials, they are at fault here.

I think it's mostly incompetence, not malevolence. Nobody knows how the fuck they can raise well adjusted individuals in such a quickly changing environment. Back in the day you would have your life mapped out before you were in even born.

t. Millennial

>t. Edgy millennial in denial
Wew lad

What's the age range to be considered a millenial?

For once I kinda agree with (((Washington Post))). Never thought I'd say that. Although I think they have to address female progress in the workplace as an impediment to increasing marriage rates.

Millennial here. Bought into the college meme and just procrastinated my way through life. Now I'm jobless and can't into healthy coping without having an autistic breakdown. I've gone full NEET for now.
But since it's Saturday I'm going to numb myself with alcohol and fap to porn until I fall asleep.

>My friend and I dealt with this in a small town outside of milwaukee, wi. In order to start a business in the town you had to get approved by the town hall, and often people would bring their case to the town hall and their business ideas were stolen.
why don't you make something so technically elaborate they can try to steal it and fail miserably?

> thing where just cheaper

Nah, they were paid much more.

Boomers demanded unions for nearly all of their jobs.

When boomers became the bosses and business owners they spread propaganda about how awful unions were and told millennials it was a crime to start or join a union.

Now you have a mass of millennial cucks who tell themselves unions are bad while getting paid $10 to do construction work when the boomers were paid $20 to $35 per hour on average in the 70's and 80's.

But don't take my word for it. The jews and boomers are best buddies and their philosophy is that skilled labor is just the same as sexual prostitution.

;)

>just upset because he isn't the 1997 master age
cry harder

They did fail.

After they denied my friend his shop, it was only a few months later than someone had rented out a shop and put all this computer shit in the window.

> Coming Soon!

For about 6 months, a coming soon sign with no one in the shop.

My friend was contacted by someone asking him to work for the shop, he told them no thanks.
Not long after the store was empty.

Was it coincidence? Did these fucks really try to pull this off?

Who really knows.

>The Bronx, the only one of New York City’s five boroughs that is on the American mainland,
Stopped reading there
New York City is not America, it's occupied foreign territory and should be wiped off the map.

It would be nice but it's gonna be hard to keep your business going in the 3 million square mile crater the boomers leave behind when they finally croak

>go to college for non-shit degree
>do well, take internships
>apply to as many jobs as I can
>maybe get one callback a couple weeks later
I have a lot of rage. The only saving grace here is my debt is

Nigga it's just an intro actually read the article.

>I'm a hopeless idiot who can't do anything with his life because I lack any drive and won't bother trying so I'll drink myself to sleep and bitch about it instead
Just off yourself you degenerate. Some of us have actual reasons to drink ourselves to death here. My pregnant wife died in a car crash but you keep going on with your pity party you piece of shit

Jokes on you
I never was going to read it

Does it pain you that I can remember your birth year better than you ever will?

socialism

more specifically, all the government interference in the economy, bureaucracy, excessive taxation, socialism, etc.

>someone born in 1998 is the same generation as someone born in 1984
>not the same as someone born in 2000
lol ok

it just sounds fucking retarded, are they not self aware?

also how do they think of keeping up with trends and the market by doing this and keeping young innovators out, nepotism is fine and dandy but it eventually runs it course and falls apart because of that exact reason

I'm going out on a limb here but are they possibly doing this shit BECAUSE they can't keep up?

>Go to college for 4 years to get a degree in a safe field that is painfully boring
>Take out 20k a year in student loans to pay for this degree
>Can't find a job in my town so move to NYC for work
>Job pays roughly 50k a year
>After taxes, take home pay is 2500 a month, after rent 1500, after transport 1300, after debt repayment 500
>"Why aren't you getting married?"
>My friends tell me I am doing well

I don't even know why I get up in the morning.

You are generation X, not a millennial.

I tried to become a doctor but I failed, had a nervous breakdown, became a NEET, took my neetbux and invested in ETH. Now have almost 125000 net worth

I hate my life and want to die, but I live on out of spite for this evil world. That's the millennial version of the American Dream

These butthurt faggots larping as "Le Based Generation Zyklon amirite"

lol they're bigger faggots then millennials

Baby Boomers: 1940-1959
Gen X: 1960-1979
Millennial: 1980-1999
Gen Z: 2000-Present

Because Boomers were the most narcissistic, short sighted, self absorbed, drooling stupid and least disciplined generation America has ever seen. Literally all of the worst legislation passes and repeals that fucked our country up and put it where it is today was done under the Boomer gen voters. Fucking sandbagged idiots.

> possibly doing this shit BECAUSE they can't keep up?

They see it as their exclusive right to own the market, regardless of their ability to innovate or even do well with a business.

They don't really care about innovation, tech advancements or humanitarianism. They just want control of business and money flow to themselves.

I'v watched wealthy people trade and sell businesses which they know nothing about or even have a slightest interest in the actual business itself. These types of people just see the company they buy up as a money printer, nothing more.

It's why Amazon is a trillion dollar company that continues to grow and Radio Shack is dead.

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Amazing right? Whoever owns Radio Shack is a fuckin moron... how is it that they get all that welfare just to keep up something that's a massive failure?

Look at the 2008 financial crisis... 16 trillion in bail outs and lending to save failed businesses.

General Motors shouldn't even be around anymore, but somehow they are still here.

You could say that about any generation on an individual basis. Even if Gen Z started in 1995 as you think it does (it doesn't):

>Someone born in 1994 is the same generation as 1980 but not 1995

I don't know why you are so desperate to be Gen Z considering they're even bigger faggots than millenials. You've just fallen for the memes.

Did you turn 18 between 1996-2009? If yes you're a millenial.

kids born in the early 80's aren't the same as the ones born in the early 90's

Doesn't matter. Millennials are defined as people who are coming of age at the turn of the millennium. That ultimately means the generation stops at the early 90s.

You didn't work hard enough.

And? Kids born years apart aren't the same of any generation.

A kid born in 1981 has little in common with one born in 1986 and he has little in common with one born in 1991 and he has little in common with one born in 1996 and he has little in common with one born in 2001 and...

It's almost as if generations are incredibly vague and don't actually mean very much.

Yes, people born in the early 80's were exposed to 80's culture.

The movies specifically are so much different.

Never ending story, the fly, short circuit... it just goes on and on.

1990's movies turn into some real jew brainwashing shit, it's where the politically correct propaganda really started to hit hard. Steven Spielberg, Alex Kurtzman...

There were many more non-jews directing in the 80's.

The world changed very quickly during that time and raising them like it was the 60's didn't work.

dude what? this is some revisionist shit right here.

boomers can't be born until the service men come home after 1945.
millennials grew up with the internet, so not people born in the early or mid 80's.
gen z is post 9/11

> The world changed very quickly during that time

Nah, I think the boomers were just too occupied with themselves, they all wanted to do their own thing.

I remember my parents fighting over the most miniscule shit before their divorce.

Authoritarian mentalities clashing at every second.

80's culture was very different to 90's culture ZOG really started latching its fangs into our necks close to the millennium. I think we have made it through peak ZOG, 2015 onwards has just a continuous decline for them.

Born 1988 here. I wouldn't say I'm "single female lawyer ready to take on the man" successful, but I'm doing ok.

-have lower middle class job with lots of time off for vacations and hobbies; i'm recognized at work as being the best worker (which pisses off the other millenial retards and boomer lazyfags i work with to no end because i keep getting results and bonuses)
-no kids yet so I can spend money on said vacations and hobbies
-401k through work
-going to finish paying off my car this year and open an IRA
-rent by choice because i don't want to be tied down yet
-girlfriend of 3 years lives with me, probably going to wife her up soon

I mean, I'm not driving a $100,000 car and fucking models, but I'm happy

>They are "territorial" with business and use dirty tactics in attempt to get rid of you.

I know someone whose first job was working in a supermarket.
Her supervisor was a woman in her late-40s early-50s or so and she'd been working for the company for like 20 years and still just one position from the very bottom.
This woman went out of her way to pick fights with any enthusiastic young person. Why did she do that? Because the bosses always shrugged and sided with her for seniority reasons, even though knew she was a cunt. Why was she a cunt?
Because if your file says you have a history of getting into fights they won't want to promote you, it won't matter if someone else started them all.
Even dumbass failure boomers, or especially failure boomers, have the cunning to ruin young people to further their own interests.

There is not a sharp cut off for generational thought. It is a gradual between years and when they became adults(not just 18).
It's not like someone born on December 1979 is an edgy gen x who hates the establishment but the kid born on January 1980 is a lazy fuck that thinks the government should solve their problems.
The further into the middle of the generation the more prominent the traits.

We will save the world from the cucks.
Younger Gen Z'ers are also taking redpills, surprisingly enough.

Prove it.

They're only 17. Fuck off already.

2000 is the peak year of Gen Z

Gen Z ends at 2006 or so.

Is this article an attempt to rationalize unpaid internships? Because that's what it looks like

why are millenials always blamed for everything?

>millennials grew up with the internet, so not people born in the early or mid 80's.
Nigga, been using the internet since 1987.

lol 87 would literally be the first year of the late 80's

You may hav but millennials as a group didn't.
Learn to read efficiently.

who is raising gen z? and are they as retarded as the boomers were?

Gen X and no.

Because they're the next generation and statistically are the worst off as a result of their own stupid fucking decisions?

How can you be successful when you truly don't give a fuck. Spend $60 on video games regularly and also

Banks are exhausted

Why can't critics of millenials realize that? It's not fucking quantum physics

>Because they're the next generation and statistically are the worst off as a result of their own stupid fucking decisions?

exactly, millenials have been screwing up the economy and the labour and housing markets with their stupid decisions since before they were even born! :^)

>bigger faggots than millennials

That's why he wants to be Gen Z, because he's a faggot that thinks by associating himself with literal middle school kids born in 2005 he can somehow be cool

>tfw turned 18 in 2011
barely made the cut off

>50% white
>Looking good

Fuck off kike

Millennials are barely out of college. What kind of mess could they make dumb fuck. Morons not realizing boomers and gen x are in control now.

What does it mean to be successful? Having money?
Then I don't want to be successful. I'm happy to quietly pass away without feeding into this filth.

> listening to some faggy left wing journalist for Washington Post about success
l o l

What does it have to do with millenial inability to be successful? It even says those who follow the 3 rules are in the middle or top third of incomes.

>half white
>brainwashed beyond belief
>complete dependence on technology
>no discernible skills once they get older
SO BASED

>all the butthurt 80s fags that want to be their own generation
Every single thread

Not to be outdone by the 90s fags who desperately convince themselves they are part of Gen Z.

I wish you all the luck in the world.
Old millennial here. My plan is to hold out until boomers die off and gen x are all sucking down pills and booze in their couch. So far everything is going smoothly.

Yes, but the common thread for the millennial gen is tht we all grew up with the internet getting off the ground. It changed everything.

kids born in the early 40's aren't the same as the ones born in the early 50's

1998 here, I honestly think we're one of those overlapping groups, that bridges the gap between 2 generations. Some people I know within my age group are like the SJW millennial fucks, and some people are like the middle school/high school Freshman Gen Z people. I remember when I went to school, before Trump, no one really cared about politics.

$200 per week avacado toast habit.