Clean your room

Clean your room
Stop watching pornography
Take an IQ test

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>Take an IQ test

I did. I have an IQ of 76. Feels bad man!

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holy shit take the MENSA shortbus to sub-saharan africa and improve our average IQ score by atleast one standard deviation

you took an internet troll test, i did it and got in the 70s also which is impossible.

>Stop watching pornography
NEVAR

I tested in the 140s when I was a kid. No what that means in practice? Precisely dick.

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>Clean your room
Room is clean.
>Stop watching pornography
No, fuck you Jordan.
>Take an IQ test
That will only depress me.

>take an iq test
no thanks senpai im good

>NEVAR
simply epic

I don't even know where Africa is.

No it was a real test by a physicist

>Clean your room
What am I, a 16-year old?

>Take an IQ test

Why does he want this?

>doesn't want to slay the dragon and take the treasure
>doesn't want to confront chaos and make order out of it
simply sad

I have a friend with depression
how do you get someone to sort themselves out if they have no motivation?

Buy an inspiration gun with motivational bullets

>clean your room
I have to be at work in 10 minutes

>stop jerking off to porn
I only have ten minutes till work, need to get one out

>take an IQ test
I took an online one and it told me i was probably gonna be late

high iq nazi with an iq of 88 here

not funny

So you can pick a career that matches your intelligence and you'll be less miserable. Also he thinks should take a personality test. I'm not going to i don't want a jewish number to be assigned to how dumb i am.

get him some whore pussy. a good fucking could always make someone happier.

I'm between 130-140. Does Peterson have any classification or overview for what career path would be suitable?

>I'm between 130-140.
Based on what test exactly?

self-reported

Assessments by two seperate recruiting agencies. Please answer my question though.

>watch jordan peterson videos at night
>world makes sense
>get intensely motivated to sort myself out
>wake up the next day and just keep living my same shitty life and being low consciousness

At least I started making my bed every morning.

>Please answer my question though.
I don't know about what Peterson says about it, but a proper personality test might help you figure out what is suitable. The MBTI for example may not be recognized by most experts, but it gives you a hint if you are more of a hands-on man or a strategic planner.

WE WUZ KANGZ

Don't forget to save your father from the underworld, buckos!

This is about the mean iq in universities. I hope that answers your question.

IQ: 123

my room is the size of a closet so not much point cleaning that, it will be as dirty in 2 days time.

watching pornography is my olny vice...


test.mensa.no/

I've done the first two, not doing the third.

>This is about the mean iq in universities.
You wish it was. The students I had to misfortune of talking to weren't any smarter than your typical handyman. The only thing they come equiped with by default is an attitude because they believe themselves to be much smarter.

>my ass is the size of a closet so not much point wiping that, it will be dirty in 2 days time

That's a good start

>believed in IQ test
Good goy

poorly exacuted analogy ya got there mate.

I got 152 on IQ test. It explained alot of things.
At uni I was pissed off that all the engineers just wanted to talk about women and football and non-IQ shit. I didnt realise it was cause they all dumbasses. I had first thought I had a personality disorder, why are all these people gay and happy and i'm in a bad mood?

ENTJ was what I had IIRC. To further describe what my strong points were as seen in assessments: analytical skills, social, problem solver. Seems somewhat in line with my desire to pursue a career in policy-making.
Already finished uni but fair enough thanks. Even disagree with the notion that intelligence is crucial for academic success nowadays, dedication and planning can get an average person far enough in uni. I knew a girl who was somewhat average intellectually speaking, according to herself, but just studied 6 hours a day and graduated cum laude.

>le clean your room faggots
>le slay your dragon niggers
>le sort yourself out normies

cringe

allways is low iq who says that

Just that excercise is a cure. And just time then.
You can't do anything as a friend except just be there for them - by being there for them I mean dont do anything cunthead like tell them, "You are a fucking loser cause your mum was a crackwhore"

>le shitposting burden on society.
Way cringier

Ok. I'll take the IQ test. But I need to watch hot women kiss every once in a while. Gee...

>Clean your room
My wife does that for me
>Stop watching pornography
Pass
>Take an IQ test
130 here, should I be impressed?

>t.abo

>Just that excercise is a cure. And just time then.
can you elaborate on this?

Where can you take a free accurate iq test?

Lol, only maybe at math/physics departments is it anywhere close to that. E.g. sociology is closer to a 100 avg

consistent exercise is pretty much the single best way to get someone out of a depression

1: its clean. I live alone but im not a pig.
2: Meh, yes and no, moderation is key.
3: have at 14, twas 138, next?

There aren't any. Its done by a panel, its timed and quite long.

You can get sample mensa tests if you wish.

You left out slay the dragon, save your father, give me money on Patreon, buy my books and courses

I think it's hilarious that so many people here say they've got 130-140 iqs, but they're still shitposting on pol.
If you're so smart why are you wasting your life on Sup Forums? Checkmate.

Jordan is such a cutie
such a clean and pure soul
dog bless

From 5 hours sleep and a hangover.

~140 when fresh.

I come to Sup Forums to laugh at all you conspiratorial brainlets.

I'm the IQ Kang

>IQ on online meme test: 131
>IQ in real life 94

>Confront [the fact that your IQ is shit] and [change this fact]
I see a flaw in your idea

test.mensa.no/

Except in real life I have a 1st in mathematics and theoretical physics from a top tier uni.

Also do it yourself if you think you can do better.

My wife cleans our room. I have mostly stopped watching porn, down to once a month. We have actual sex, anytime we alone without our kids around.
Took an IQ test, got a few phone calls in the middle of it, guessed on a bunch to finish, because I had to leave. Still got a 99. Seemed easy enough to learn. Why can't you just study on how to take them?

IQ: 127
Australian kids get tested at schools depending on where they go

>sort yourself out
>oh and if you aren't sorted out by the age of 4 you never will be

>tfw 125 IQ
>tfw just enough to question everything and have complex patterns of thinking, but below the needed to be a leader, a scientist or philosopher

Nobody says that. I'd really enjoy more people asking themselves about how they spend their time.

>Why can't you just study on how to take them?

Because each one is different and takes original problem solving abilities. However the better you get at them, eg if you take loads of IQ tests and read up on how they work, you will literally be raising your IQ (if you're smart enough to get it).

How accurate is that mensa.no IQ test? I was watching Jordan Peterson talking about IQ and he was talking about how some people say there are different aspects to intelligence. Like that test appears to be measuring spatial reasoning but is that alone enough to measure your IQ?

Isn't it just another one of those internet IQ tests that says everyone is practically gifted?

I'm on my phone but he has a list of jobs people should aim for people based on their iq

Mostly analytical critical thinking jobs are at the top like lawyers and scientists with more repetitive manual labor jobs at the lower end

youtu.be/fjs2gPa5sD0

>it's clean
>no
>iq means jack shit

took 3blotters of LSD yesterday and I saw a giant Swastika-like pattern at the centre of the universe

What does it mean Sup Forums ?*

>Clean your room
my room is clean. it's not hard to keep my room clean because it contains only a mattress on the floor, a fan, and a bucket.

>Stop watching pornography
done. i only enjoy pornography when i have cocaine and then i do a 5hr+ beatoff sesh but i'm not on speaking terms with my cokedealer right now because i don't think he shows me the respect i deserve, so that's not even an issue.

>Take an IQ test
i did, and my IQ is 145 which may sound high to you, but is just the average here in southern ontario, canada.


i really don't understand the appeal of this fucking spergtard, peterseon.

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lighten up

You'd make a good henchman to the fuhrer.

My room isn't messy, it's actually relatively organised given the fact that I tend to keep random shit I find/stuff from when I was younger.

Once I get someone to fuck, sure.

As for , pic related.

don't worry you don't sound like you have a high IQ to me :)

I actually got 89 in an IQ test.

Tfw to smart to withstand normies

well for example emotional intelligence is a different aspect of IQ, but can hardly be tested

what's the point of high IQ if you can't motivate yourself/control yourself

EQ is pseudo science, it has no basis in reality and measures nothing. Emotional intelligence is bullshit to make brainlets feel more intelligent. Obviously you'd be a serb.

My IQ is 120 which was tested by a psychologist. If you want to take an IQ test you shouldn't use an online one

>Stop watching pornography
Did, just for giggles. I'm currently at 2 weeks and don't feel any happier or more energetic yet. I did have one moment (at ~1 week) where i started thnking about this girl I like and i started sweating a lot and my heart was beating like fucking crazy. Imma keep going as more of a personal challenge but I doubt I'll see any positive benefits from it. Should have known better than to fall for a meme with a website that is 100% advertisement.

> Take an IQ test
I'm too scared. People used to say I was smart and gifted and shit and it made me a lazy whiny bitch. By now I'm sure I'm a lot dumber than my peers.

Wtf didn't attempt the last 5 questions still got 130.
Stupid test

I got 131, don't think that's my real score.

there are ECI test for it, but whatever, disregard it on the first ball like a true intellectual

at least I don't hide my country of origin

You niggers.

He doesn't.

I took an IQ test and I am at 110. I also finished a physics M.Sc. degree.
What should I do? I am obviously to dumb to be a real scientist.

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is there proof of this?

>tfw I know them feels
IQ128

127
I doubt thats true

youtube.com/watch?v=EEExIhmv_Ow

He speaks about it enough. A quick wiki search seems to back up this. Whether or not the Jews brought in porn is another thing.

Small steps man, small steps

Sup Forums, tell me
1 Does Jordan Peterson help you self-improve? With what ?
2 Is nofap redpilled?
3 How should a Sup Forumsack self-improve? We used to have a thread about that

>Whether or not the Jews brought in porn
that's the part I wanted proof of

uhh does this guy have aids.... why is he so thin

Nice meme flag burger.

day of the rake.. yadda yadda...

canada is not relevant.. haha loser