Hey Sup Forums,
can we get an aesthetic statues thread going?
Hey Sup Forums
Austin Roberts
Mason Gutierrez
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Hudson Jones
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Cooper Baker
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Ethan Evans
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Dominic Perry
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Evan Gonzalez
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David Barnes
just look how realistically the cloth looks on the body. 10/10
Daniel Rivera
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Nathan Moore
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Dylan Barnes
Daily reminder that Greek statues were painted in bright primary colors and kitschy as fuck.
Logan Williams
Better post some wymenz you homos
Camden Cook
Fantastic thread.
Bump.
Tyler Collins
The method used to discern what paint was used only reveals the colour of the base coat, of course it looks ridiculous.
Camden Price
Based black guy here.
Where's the statues where their shriveled little white boy sissy clits are showing?
LOL never seen so many greek statues without seeing a baby dick before
Connor Cruz
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Jackson Diaz
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Easton Russell
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Kayden Roberts
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Gabriel Gomez
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Daniel Anderson
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Jack Evans
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William Howard
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Ayden Stewart
>never seen so many greek statues
Where are the nigger statues at again?
Bentley King
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Carter Garcia
>>>fit/
Gabriel Gomez
LOL there we go
Why's there many where they're holding big black snakes and looking upset
Jace Cook
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Evan Ramirez
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Camden Lewis
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Jason Edwards
>aesthetic
Looks like gay porn to me.
Kevin Turner
David's facial features somehow reminds me of this guy
Benjamin Watson
begone ahmed
Wyatt Cox
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Logan Thomas
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Christopher Sanchez
That poem is really beautiful
Christopher Gonzalez
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Michael Garcia
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Elijah Perez
anyone got that one with some naked lady with net over her body, absolutely god tier
Isaiah Anderson
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Oliver Thomas
>being this culturally ignorant
it makes me more sad than angry user
google the filename and learn something
Adam Hernandez
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Xavier Morris
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Chase Perez
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Josiah Hall
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Hunter Gonzalez
very nice
William Gomez
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Josiah Bennett
>Based black guy here.
>greek statues without seeing a baby dick
The Greek statues were intentionally made with small genitals to signify the domination of the accomplishments of mind to the passions of the body. aids people would not understand.
Owen Stewart
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Ryan Thomas
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Alexander Adams
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Oliver Roberts
not a statue, but still
Adrian Gray
>muh dik!
Aaron White
Not really related to the rest, but this one if my favorite one.
Julian Butler
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Wyatt Reyes
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Jonathan Moore
how can modern art even compete
Jordan Nelson
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Eli Reed
If i remember right, the reason david looks the way that he does, and has a somewhat infamously shrunken genitalia, is that the statue depicts him preparing to face Goliath. He's about to face the largest man most of the armies on either side have ever seen, armed with little more then a sling and faith in God. And while faith is powerful, entering the field with someone who looks like they might actually kill and eat you can shake anyone.
He looks a bit off because he's scared shitless, his dick has retreated because fucking hell man, the guy he's facing has been butchering battalions nearly single-handedly. His whole posture radiates a sense of nervousness, which hits home when you get a good look at his face.
It's a lovely sculpture, and all the moreso when someone digs in to the history, sadly used as the poster child of the "lol greek babydick" camp.
Bentley Bailey
Clearly a moor, that's why I've always David kind of allahu akbarish
Leo Long
>moor
(you)
Look up Alexis Pappas, he is pure Mediterranean
Camden Gray
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Easton Bailey
>His whole posture radiates a sense of nervousness
>his dick has retreated
>He's about to face the largest man
I don't even need to say anything....search your heart, you know it to be true
Andrew Bell
That is perhaps the most beautiful thing I have seen all year. THOSE
P R O P O R T I O N S
Scrutonposting as have nothing I can add.
Hudson Richardson
>12 cm national average
>We intentionally portrayed dicks smaller
WE WUZ WELL HUNG
>I've always David kind of allahu akbarish
Wow. A jew that looks semitic.
Ryder Richardson
I was just kidding :(
Alexander Nguyen
Greeks > Croatians
What have you people ever done?
Jose King
>12 cm national average
Wut ? Also, only plebs think that dick size matters
Brandon Bennett
It can't. one reason is the artists who were capable of creating these things are long dead and cannot be replaced, that knowledge died with them. no man alive can replicate some of the pieces.
This issue is even more pronounced in paintings, no artist alive can shade the human body with such realism like they did. They don't even try.
Jack Cruz
hot af
Justin Allen
y'all threw cockblades at eachother for a few thousand years while wearing four foot gourds over your dicks. Simmer down, go have a wank over your superiority, let the poor, lowly cave dwellers talk sculpture.
Brody Ramirez
>What have you people ever done?
Held back the mudslime invasion. Not that a Swede would understand.
Joshua Thompson
Nikolas Tesla
Wait, he's serbian
Adam Watson
>that glossy finish on the ass from a few generations worth of pats
we are just humans after all.
Jason Rodriguez
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Easton Sullivan
Plebs and people who have sex.....and women.
Also friendly reminder the greeks were exagerating the features on their statues. The Grecian ideal is not attainable by a human, which makes the baby dicks even funnier. They thought that was HUGE.
Robert Young
>shriveled little
That is how a flaccid penis SHOULD look, even with a large erect size.
Excessive masturbation and sex produces chronic inflammation of the penis, and causes scar tissue (ie, collagen formation) and destroys the penis's ability to contract fully. i.e., the result being a "shower".
Until my middle 20s, I used to have a "grower". Now, I have a disgusting grotesque, "shower" because I indulged in sexual excesses.
The larger flaccid penis isn't a harmless thing either, running is painful without wearing boxers, it's constantly on my mind at times, and makes you more prone to penile injuries (like fractures).
Charles Carter
Why did you do that , though ?
Now you triggered hours of Yugo butthurtness and revisionism
Hunter Cooper
That was the Austrians.
Jaxson Ramirez
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Leo Phillips
He was bullying our European island friends.
Cameron Cruz
Not sure how that URL got there...
Ryder Barnes
Nice try, Mehmed.
Ryan Hall
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Colton Fisher
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Grayson Bell
You are going to trigger the jews posting all of these nonmutilated penises.
Christian Thomas
Fuck off don't derail a good thread. Keep it
G R E E K
Anthony Gomez
bump
Henry Barnes
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Christian Gonzalez
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Matthew Walker
One for the Russians to admire
Joseph Murphy
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Leo Sanders
>mfw my girlfriend's ass looks like a roman statue's ass
Isaac Robinson
Impressive
Brandon Parker
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Nathaniel King
This spot in Kyiv has a lot of 10~ meters tall statues of the Great Patriotic War. It's great.
Christian Campbell
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Joshua Hernandez
Get fucked Romania
Brody Williams
Is that a faggot in it's hand?
William Gray
No, they used paint to highlight some parts, thats all