>Be Tunisian
>26
>Aerospace Engineering degree ,master's
>Atheist
>Unemployed
>French is Second Language
>190cm , 95 kg,physicly active due to construction jobs
>Broke as fuck
I think about applying for the FFL , But since Tunisia was invaded the FFL to become a french colony , would that make me a traitor ?
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>Atheist
Nobody wants you in the French Anything.
>I think about applying for the Best Goyim Army
>would that make me a traitor ?
yes
>Atheist
Lol they're all christians in the Legion, especially the officers
If you don't mind a bunch of poor angry slavs, then sure.
stfu sissy , all you french males do is surrender , that's why you call out for us.
He means 'not muzzie'
there you go
Why would you be an aerospace engineer in a country that has no aerospace industry?
How the fuck can you be broke with an aerospace engineering degree, user?
If you are a qualified specialist, you should just move to Germany, Sweden, UK and apply for a decent job there.
Why in the hell would you go and die for Israel?
>Aerospace Engineering degree ,master's
>speaks multiple languages
>thinking about joining the military
What the fuck are you doing, lad?
a traitor to what?
6th century arabic retardation?
Actually , there is, many airbus parts production is outsurces to Tunisia and Morroco due to proximty and very cheap skilled workforce, i was a production assistant manager for a french engineering company working exclisively on Airbus projects , 350 euros/month.
You won't do it.
You don't have the balls
and you're thinking of applying to the best army in the world with that attitude?
oh please do
for one thing, you wont make it
they take only 10% of applicants
Why not get a us green card, join the usaf and get citizenship through their service program?
>Aerospace Engineering degree ,master's
it's a toonisian degree
Kill urself , ez
My boyfriend has the same degree. He got it 8 years ago. Been working at a job making 12 an hour for 2 years. Im a chemical engineer, and frankly I'm about to cook heroin.
This world is trashed unless you have enough cash to be a full on venture capitalist.
i kind of agreeto , also i know it's 2017 and it's a new whole world now , but still , War happened and we were rivals , the same way u feel about Germans
The FFL is far more accessible.
You literally just need to physically make it to their recruitment centres.
Europe doesn't need a skilled worker like you who already speaks two european languages fluently, we need more third worlders who can't even read and barely speak broken english.
don't worry, you won't fight for France
Be in the British Army
>Paid 33k a year
>Zero bills apart from phone, car and internet
>Cool job, can deploy if i ask to.
>Free gym
>More time off than civilian friend, finish work at 1230 on a wednesday and friday.
>Good mates.
Become Civilian
>Paid less
>Much more bills
>Less time off
>Have to work more
>Have to work with retards
>Only benefit is being home most nights and being able to walk to the shop or bars after work.
I am rejoining in the next few months, you should join the FFL, it will give you experiences you will remember forever.
Word of warning: If you try to live in a Euro country as an ex-muslim, there's nothing the police can do to protect you.
Ex-muslims in Britain are regarded by muslims as lower than the white children they rape, I'm sure the same is true for France.
I don't really know much about the FFL but if I were you, I'd concentrate on helping my country.
Why would you join the army when you can sign up for better jobs you monkey.
Funny cus Toonsian degrees hloders are filling your job market year after year, check ur statistics baguette
Yeah well if you do get into the Legion, avoid making that kind of jokes, they won't let it slide.
Friendly reminder that frenchmen make up a good percentage of legionnaires, most of the non-coms, and all of the officers.
So the whole "lulz foreign legion is good because there are no frogs in it" is usual anglo propaganda, but reality is very diffferent
Yeah, fair enough man, but I thought things were at least a little bit better in the states.
I mean here in Europe, you are stuck as a slave if you can't find the money to start your own business and even then, you have to cough up money to the "right people" just so you don't get shut down.
I really thought the US offered more options to people with talents/education.
Just kill yourself you taqiyya muzzie fuck
Do it!
not sure about the us but ffl is renown to be hard
the basic tests aren't theat difficult but the first 4 months of training are tests too and get pretty hard
>12 an hour
Jesus, get your arses over here. Big money in engineering. I had mates making more straight from uni.
The FFL is te only regiment in french that actually earned its reputation , no french nationals accepted though , lel
>no french nationals accepted though
you don't really know anything about the ffl do you?
the ban is just theoretical, most of them are french
No there is not.
>FFL
If you do happen to pass the test, which not only has an incredibly high fail rate, but also it's pretty common for people to die during training then you'll have the privilege of being in the FFL and being cannon fodder.
literally six posts earlier. If you really consider joining the Legion, you should start studying it a little bit.
>also it's pretty common for people to die during training
where the fuck did you hear that?
also tmost of the time they're not real cannon fodder because they're elite soldiers although being in the military makes you cannon fodder
watch salo before joining because thats going to happen to you
>where the fuck did you hear that?
Je connaissais des gars de la Légion par mon instructeur de boxe. Ils venaient s'entrainer avec nous certains week-ends. C'est ce qu'ils m'ont racontés.
Bro , there you go
tu es sur qu'ils essayaient pas de se faire mousser?
je connais pas mal de légionnaires gradés ou non, jamais entendu parler.
l'un d'entre eux est mort en entrainement par contre, tué accidentellement par un de ces hommes
i know , but again it's Sup Forums , i can say anything on my mind
States are trash. The Nordic countries are my dream place to move. However, one of us needs to have a doctorate. I'm tempted to go back to school for just to have a Ph.D in Philosophy.
Funny, my friend from Leeds whom I drink with, came to the US because there was nothing.
Become a sucide bomber and blow yourself up like the true sandnigger you are.
be sure to know how to run backwards it's the most desired ability in french forces
peut etre qu'ils parlaient du le 2ème régiments , les paras , il y a toujours un haut taux de mortalité pendant l'entrainement pour ce genre de régiments..
Je n'en suis pas sur, c'était pas des types à trop parler. Mais vu qu'à l'époque, je voulais partir à l'armée, c'est possible qu'ils ont cherchés à m'en décourager.
Ils m'avaient dit que l'entrainement en Somalie et en Guyanne entre autre n'était pas de la rigolade.
Calling the FFL cowards
lol
>best army in the world
Nice bait
kys Burger, if you don't ,some nigger probably will, if not diabetes definitely ...
l'entrainement en Guyanne de la llf c'est juste pire que l'enfer. En fait mourir durant l'entrainement est un soulagement.
>joining legion when you
>have degree in arespace engineering
>are an atheist middle eastern
>are 190cm
>speak more than one language
You are an idiot for even thinking of that
Tfw I'm still in my second year of "licence" and already losing hope of finding a job
i know bro... , there are jobs out there , just shitty , i need better , gotta change coutries man , not gonna live for ever
i am not calling them cowards
i mean they do have other people besides french
>Pole talking shit
made me kek
>it will give you experiences you will remember forever.
If he survives, and not everything is good to remember
maybe it's changed now but working with my father I met a former legionnaire, guy must nearing 70 by now, told us some stories, like this time they were dropped 2-3km off coast fully packed, saw two guys sink, just like that.
One entire company they found with dirt and rocks where their intestines used to be
His company dropped on those who did this, did the exact same.
Told us about the time he almost died knifing two guys, one of them was bigger and well trained, sliced his throat in the struggle by chance
The guy couldn't sleep in bed with his wife whenever he came back from deployment.
Legion is no joke.
What he'll learn in the Legion will seve him for the rest of his life (if he survives)
Yeah, I had some rough days in the Navy, but I worked way less than I do now as a civilian for less money. I won't go back enlisted, but being an officer sounds real nice about now.
you better pray the next U.S. president gives half a shit about poland, or you are gonna be fucked. what will that be, the 7th partition of poland? christ
>350 euros/month.
>areospece enginer
WHAT THE FUCK
I mean I get more than double that selling cell contratcs in Poland.
Come here to work in Skiorsky or other factory in our Aerospace valley (boeing and few others have productions facility here) and you will be looking at 2k euros EASY if not more.
Or its oblivious bait and i`m falling for that.
Most of the legionnaires are french though, including all the officers, and as far as I know they are as good as their foreign comrades
>'ils parlaient du le 2ème régiments , les paras
Je suis pas sur, ça doit faire bien 12 ans que je les connaissais.
>En fait mourir durant l'entrainement est un soulagement.
En pleine jungle, c'est sur.
FFL is acctualy the part of french armed forces that gets shit done and has balls of steel
so stop with EH LEL WHITE FLAG LELELEL since they arent your usual french fires
Those are real wages over there m8
you clearly don't have the mental strenght to apply you whiny cuck.
They will eat you alive, transform your anus in a black hole then dump you on the side of the road like the waste you seems to be.
Most shitskins don't have the skin thick enough to join the legion. It was clearly made for crazy slavs and turks. Not weak tunisians or algerians betas.
>aerospace engineering with masters
>pleb job in construction
>350euro a month
Get out of Tunisia OP. Nobody will blame you.
Go home to roachland
>>French is Second Language
Never, EVER reveal that fact to your superiors. They'll pair you up with someone who doesn't speak french, and you will be responsible for everything he does.
You're not taking into account 350euros over there is proabably twice the average wage
If you want info about the FFL you can ask the military recruitment general on /k/ or I can try to answer.
look at me.
it's my home now.
>t. happy roach :3
>Lol they're all christians in the Legion
False.
Half of the people claim "no religion".
ESPECIALLY officers, since only French citizens can become officers, and most religious people in the FFL are eastern europe/south america.
Please do not lie.
>FFL
>best army in the world
This isn't the 80's anymore, user.
Since they went under the control of the Regular, the quality lowered considerably.
kek
TIL you are richer with government welfare in Germany than being an aerospace engineer in Tunisia
no wonder they all come here
Just make sure you Arabed.com some of the French sluts
>You literally just need to physically make it to their recruitment centres.
And to not fail the physical, medical, and IQ tests.
And to endure the 4 months of boot camp.
im in a situation of some sort as well
>blue eyes, blond hair, chemistry degree, my country is a brown shithole that cant employ person with my skills, i would be making mountains of cash abroad
if i leave, how will i be any different from 'refugees welcome' liberals??? if i leave, nations are clearly irrelevant, places of origin are clearly irrelevant, all of that is clearly irrelevant and we really are 'all equal'
my family is 100% serbian and i have blue eyes and blond hair, but this shithole is hyper brown and we have zero relevant industries or businesses
What is purchasing power?
Congrats, that's still less than shitskins get for breathing in my country.
>no french nationals accepted though
All officers are French and 10~% of the recruits are French.
>Yeah, fair enough man, but I thought things were at least a little bit better in the states.
The states are fine, the other user is just lazy.
There is rarely more than a few people dying every year, sometimes in the 2 REP, sure, but it's nothing to write home about.
I would join the FFL if I didn't already have a son together with my GF (for the past 10 years).
I'm 32, so the window of opportunity is closing. Guess my civilian training will have to suffice for the coming conflict.
true but 350 euro as an aerospace engineer still sounds awful
I would have expected 1k +
>>"tunisians or algerians betas"
lol
You want to go kill people for money?
How about... you know... kill yourself? It honestly sounds like a better deal all around and the accommodations are the best.
Das rite, you only want muzzies.
Why not become a merc for the saudis in Yemen ? Thats way better payed.
>It was clearly made for crazy slavs and turks
Found the roach
Careful not to cut yourself on that edge
fucking kid
Welp I know wage gap bewten Germany and Poland but this is even worse..
Thing is, no shitskins here.
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now you specificly sound like a retard witha thic slavic accent, i wouldn't hire you to clean the windows.
Why?
The pay is shit, unless you are doing it for french citizenship its not worth it.
>ESPECIALLY officers
Kek, you couldn't be more wrong about legion officers.
The stuff I heard from legion officers is pretty hardcore, I mean it's literally the only place where I heard officers advocating the merits of "real" monarchy, meaning absolute monarchy of divine right, over a "bastardized" constitutional monarchy, in a room where half the people were not only catholics, but several in the Saint Pie X hardcore traditionalist movement.
The officers corps of the French military is pretty much like this, though to a lesser degree.
It's worth it for the military training.