Planning to buy island. Lets get PRO and start motion to form REAL Kekistan

I have the skills, you have the need, we form the WILL.
Lets get a discord going.
Unify and talk REAL plans and ideas.
I have diplomatic experience and ties.
We form a fund and go NONPROFIT (we need ties to banks for this, sorry, has to be)
Petition govt for laws and certs (we need names)
Get everyone on island and build everything
Lord of the flys
WIN

the problem is youll get a bunch of autist who are smart and could probably code or whatever they do but youd have no farmers or sanitary workers or "hard" jobs for lack of better term jobs that require a skill trade and physical prowess in that skill

I can't wait to move out so my parents can't tell me what to do anymore!!! We should bring a bunch of based black guys and praise kek all day long!! DEATH TO SJWS!!!!

Then i hereby present myself as the very first proud citizen of your Island. I am at your command.

How big is the Island?

We learn, That is the beauty of humanity. It evolves to NEEDS

Depends on location and $$ I have been looking at 19 different ones

Someone set up a discord and post the address. I have a serious NEED to do this. I have always wanted to live FREE on an island

Will this be a banana republic?

get back

Im not joking around.

While I adore the idea, a single Sup Forums thread isn't going to get enough traction on its own. Archive will happen before progress is made.

Thats what the discord is for. We need ambassadors to post threads to get more people everyday

Hello CIA

BTW I am in the us

*Ahem!*

No joke I am basically living in a fucking garage right now... Fuck would the cia want to form an island group anyway?

OK well get them in here! Someone GET A FUCKING DISCORD GOING

I could work as a mechanic and do rudimantal electic works.
Farming would be ok as well.

How about making it part time work?
Half of the time a intellectual job, half of the time primitive job.

It should be a do what is needed when it is needed. Most of the time one must work for what we all need however ALL the time it is intellectual ALL THE TIME

Anyone on the discord? Want my name on there so we can really talk?

Ohhh I didnt even read that... Fuck

shh let these retards starve in their own little island.

Fuck you fuck. you fucked fuck fucking fuck

>planned economy
That didn´t work that well, even in germany.
We could do that for a short time untill we can build up markets.
We need a stable currency and a Reichsarbeitsdienst.

But it could work anyway since we are mostly autists.

I heard there´s a nice place to the southeast, by Ausland by and by, called something akin to Tuvalu aye matey. Perchance sail your shipperek there and take a peak

Praise kek

At least we can live until we die happy rather than dying any other way

Well fuck it then. No trust in anything. Its a great fucking idea and if people work together we CAN do it. How the fuck do you think every other border was set up?????

Mechanic/electrician here.
Good at farming as well.

I´m ok with a planned economy untill we hit 10.000 citizens over there.
At that point planning would become too much of a clustefuck, even for our planning autits.

Ive been here quite a while. There are some really fuckin stupid fucks here but I have had convos with a lot of smart ass people. Everyone has a skill and most people are just retarded due to the anonymity.

Praise kek!

I am an engineer, machinist, astrophysicist. I build a lot of cool shit.

Not with that flag you´re not coming. I need to come however, how much do I need to enter, how many shekels to setup? Oh and I have no skills but can do manual labour for maybe 10 years until my body gives up due to unhealthy degenerate lifestyle.

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Free to come. Non-profit. Everyone must do some work. Everyone adds to rules/ laws

>some really fuckin stupid fucks
We need guys like this for farming ond other simple stuff.
> Everyone has a skill
The question is: can we utilize that skill efficiently?

As far as I can see we do have plenty engineers and mechanics, so we should be able to build and maintain any machinery.
I see some farmers as well, so we could produce a sufficient amount of food.

Since we all know at least the basics of politics, forming a goverment shouldn´t be much of a problem.

My question is: What, except from autist panicing in front of other people, is stopping us from actualy building the Kekistani Island?
Since we all are weird autists, there is nothing to fear....

This.

How new are you my new friend? We have had multiple threads on this topic over the years. We were once planning an invasion to take an island but it got Shut Down. I admire your attempts though but you need to try multiple times, different times of the day and always include something on topic for Sup Forums like "what politics and policies shall we have" discussion etc. I will come after I get /fit/ and finish all Total War games.

>free to come
I don´t get it, we need to build houses, ensure safe drinking water, buy tons of seeds and some animals (chickens is bare minimum) and get fishing rights, and so much more. You think a non-profit bank-fund somehow will cover this? IDK mate.

Stucco/Framing/Drywall Contractor here. Can do all these jobs myself and teach as well.

Only problem I see, obviously, will be the ratio of males and females on this island. Seems troubling to me.

We have been "surviving" world wide (sometimes in some crazy ass places) for thousands of years. Farming and whatnot will come to us slowly and being a non profit we can ask for help.
Question:NOTHING. Just the trust that we all seem to lack so far with each other. We need to get a REAL way of talking. Anyone suggest a chatroom or anything since no one will get a discord going

Lack of internet and electricity? I would venture a guess that most of us are massively addicted to the (((computer))) and related entertainment. Starving oneself for two months can make it much easier though, to live more amish-like.

Oh and the most basic problem: Rights to move and live? What country will take in a bunch of autists to live on their island without working and paying shekels into the globalists trustfunds?

See first few posts. We need people to reach out and actually get mofos together and have a way to meet WITH NAMES (not real but a way to keep the talk going)

One solution to this is for people to assume that it´s short term, half a year to one year investment of your life. Doing something new, fresh and exciting. Getting that adventuring lust and manual labour / group connectedness that we might be lacking in this high-tech bluepilled "civilization" etc. Maybe people sign a brotherly fair contract to invest X time and then re-evaluate. And no more contracts after that of course, this is just to assure people don´t come to surf and go for vacation in the early days,.

This still implies you´ll be able to pay rent for the place back home in case this all goes to shit, while not having a pay-generating job on the island. Sounds very complex unless some very ingenious solutions are conjured up.

Yes however we will do that ourselves. You do know that there are places, and always have been, that work 100% without money...... We can build things to sell, we can "trade" in and outside the markets of the world.. SOO many ways of getting funding

You are jumping too far too fast... We need to start with the basics. A foundation must be built first before we worry about all this. We need to all SPEAK about this and get real ideas going FIRST

Good idea!

I agree but it seems hard to keep peoples interest up, we´ve had several discords trying this. I am not trying to demoralize you here, just stating facts. Maybe a few people need to do a LOT of the groundwork, then setup a website of a very cheap sort, and start organizing. You need some meat to lure people in and stay on target. Planning, checking laws and possibilities etc, calculating some basic initial costs. Not the fun stuff, that should be up for discussion. Also pictures of the islands, size and climate, price ranges etc.

>electricity
I can build up a basic grid for that.
>lack of computer
Well, we can´t run towers 24/7 for the first weeks, but laptops will do.
We could also make a intranet imageboard.
>What country
Buy island and make our own country.

Yes people need a leader! People need some REAL ideas. I have been planning on getting an island for about 12 years now. I have the ground work

True but there WILL be initial costs, but they really don´t need to be much larger than cost of travel and bringing some basic essentials, clothes etc.

Also, what about my question on the taxes? Why would the govt of X nation accept us living there, not working nor being part of the "social contract" socialism scheme all modern nations have?

One option is to go full sperg and be a cult / religion. Amish-style but Kekistani (I´m not a Sup Forumselitist but this name, sheesh)

Very good, start compiling this work together in short yet nutrient rich information packets, take some inspirational pictures, find some quotes or actual journals of settlers or shit, and start making the website! Wish I had done that coding practice I planned to do 4-5 years ago, but yeah if wishes were fishes etc.

>leader
We need our biology autists to work on cloning Hitler.
Untill then we need a parlament of autists.

State philosophy would be: What would Hitler do?

if this actually happens i would love to join, as a USAF vet being in your defense force would be quite the experience

Again too far too fast. Gotta start from the bottom. Exactly like tent city or the like. People will handle it. Just like an army works, we have had training our whole lives. In a battle the army acts as a whole however each person acts and works on their own and watches out for their brothers.

Who says Kekistan needs to be an existing island? Build the island yourselves.

- Hydroponic farming/natural gas production
- Oil drilling/pumping
- Fish farming
- Shipping hub
- Small vessel port
- Tax haven

Can build out of recycled plastics and some new fiberglass. 3D print things. Storms and hurricanes; just move out of the way. It'd work.

Im.skilled in the transmission field kinda

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE! I hope we never need to defend but you never know in this world

There is a guy, in Aussi land I think, who did this exact thing. Good idea!! However I do not think you can reg a man made island as a govt..

The defence system should be like in Switzerland, small regular army in peace time, whole male population is army in wartime.

Would be nice to have a physical island. Connection to the land is real desu

I get that but you aren´t hearing me (lol just watched that video). HOW will it be legal, why aren´t people doing this already? Have you looked into any laws, to be more precise:

4 swedes 5 finngols 2 roaches (implying) and 3 ruskies and finally 2 burger traps want to move to an island in the US. How in the fuck do we get greencards? "So what do you plan to do here?" Well, start a new civilization to plot our last stand against globalism and communism, make our own food and shit and just live off grid but with a good internet heh feel me brah. No taxes no sry we will work for our own community like the amish. ???

THIS is the bottom, not when we´re actually there, then we can use instinct, own and brother´s knowledge, enviromental cues and so forth.

Want to help? We need people to get together for real not user. email, chat, discord, site anything

I do gardening , fruit, veggies etc. Flowers , trees, watchmaker and jeweller

I have looked into this. I have been looking into it for 12 years. It is A LOT to type on on the chan chan. This is why VOICE is a great idea...

I had that austistic idea as well:

>1. buy ship
>2. catch platic debris in sea
>3. melt into sheets like 1000x2000x50mm
>4. weld sheets into bigger ship like form
>5. weld ship like objects together
>6. repeat untill island is big enough

BADASS I make jewelry and blacksmith knives in my hobby time!

Will this be like a modern concentration camp? If so, I am available to keep the ovens ready.

Import mexicans. Duh.

A lot of the time you dont even need to buy one. You can own one for free if you find one in int. waters.

Doesn´t realy change my point.

Idealy it would be a steam powered ship, since plastic is basicly free fuel.

lol you seriously think farming would be hard work? roflmao humans have been farming for like, 2000 years, pretty sure we can figure it out

do we form a proto alliance with greens for cleaning up oceans?
I don't know how i feel m8

Only if you are talking to at least 100+ people at once. Writings is far easier to spread, put up on website etc. So hey, make a youtube video! Get some material and use your 12 years of work. This is a great first step man, make a YT account for this purpose and start producing content! Then get Sargon to mention you so it spreads a bit. Don´t worry, normies won´t come anyway but the word will get out.

Cool. How much is an island again?

If anyone wants to talk on the dis im #7398

Can we have a list. I'm (((rich))).

We could claim to be a green organisation to get money from kickstarter, but not allow actual greens on ships.

And post the name you will use here so I can check up on it later! Better yet make the channel NOW and post it. Then plan to make your first videos about the project.

FUCKING farming IS ONE OF THE HARDEST JOBS EVER!!

every single one of these libertarian enclaves turns into a comedy gold. Just sit back and encourage them so we can all get some laughs when it fails spectacularly.

Depends on location.. Between 10 mill to 1.8 billion from the ones I have looked at..

>put shit in the ground
>come back 6 months later
>it's now food
>"hard"

We aren´t planting wheat or useless unhealthy shit, we´ll plant stuff that grows well with little input at first. Potatoes are great! Onions as well, leeks and beets etc.

>we need ties to banks for this, sorry, has to be
There is no way this is happening unless we have people who are big figures in the banking world. I don't think banks will see much profit in a planned island nation for internet people.

Are trucks allowed?

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>Sup Forums makes an island nation
>Ends up being about 20% white

You just know it will happen

Also go back the fuck to Reddit please.

We have some wealthy posters on here, some might be LARPing but I´ve seen at least some "evidence". Problem is, why the fuck would you /comfy/ richies come live in our amish autismo society? Still, hope some of you want to.

Its NONPROFIT that comes with a shit ton of benefits and uses

Just an idea.

Never even been there. Dont really get around on the net (boards) much at all

I've been sailing a lot and i've seen islands where all kind of fruit grow everywhere and houses are free. It's many paradise islands around, but you need internet connection and freshwater.

I would fucking live on that island.

Island has fish? Crabs? I mean ya some farming but it's not like you don't have choices. I live near a river and I could eat free every day if I wanted too. Redfish, flounder, and trout is good.

>being this simple and thinking feeding a whole country of people with first world appetites is easy. Kys

Have a sort of constitutional monarchy. King/Emperor/Furher makes laws and a Judiciary of judges elected by the people judge whether those laws are constitutional and watch over lesser courts.

Question then is what is allowed and prohibited constitutionally?

>the Fyre Festivel of Sup Forums
I really hope you guys end up with the island and your failures are documented for us all to laugh at

Gib username it won´t let me add you by number. Are you in a specific discord already? Also it´s bedtime here so I´m just adding for interest for now.