Why are ancaps so retarded?

Why are ancaps so retarded?
Who would maintain roads?
Who runs hospitals and prisons?
Who are the police?

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>tfw no cute brown gf to rub her ashy feet on my dick.

What's the difference between a corporation and a government?

>Who would maintain roads?
With the benefits of unchecked capitalism, you would be able to afford a small personal helicopter.
>Who runs hospitals and prisons?
A team of highly trained traps.
>Who are the police?
See above.

roads are a meme

One doesn't force you to pay for/use their services, while the other does.

I thought liberals were against monopolies and for competition? Apparently government monopolies (on roads, police, etc.) don't count, though.

Stop posting footslide threads you sad little lefty cunt

>yfw my wife & I open a business out of our home harvesting infant organs & the homeowners' association's private security force can't bother us because we obtained the babies' consent first under the terms of the NAP

>mfw someone makes this strawman, meanwhile clinics like Planned Parenthood already essentially do this with the government's blessing

No one, no one, and no one. That's the point of anarchy.

Now this is an underrated post.

>who would maintain the roads?
Its like asking who would maintain the hallway in a hotel. If theres a need for it people will pay for it, and it doesn't have to be directly in a package/bundle with other services.

>who runs hospitals and prisons?
Hospitals are easy enough, there is a service that the public needs. So they will pay for it. They already do pay for it via taxes. You just dont get any freedom of who to buy from at the moment. And as for prisons, you can have a legal system based off natural rights. If someone aggresses against you. you can morally aggress back.

>who are the police?
You dont need police as the state has it today. Police would act similar as security does today, but with the ability to apply their own force when needed instead of needing to go through the police.

No you are just retard. Im working in private hospital and we do not take shit from state. State shouldnt maintain hospitals.There is no reason for it.

>tax payer money
>(((businessmen)))
Keep private businesses out of the public sector.Especially germanic ones.

pay debts

>implying that the current system of roads is optimal
>implying that we don't have way too many roads

>Why are ancaps so retarded?
>(((Rothbard)))
>(((Van Mises)))
It's a jew ideology intended to destabilize the west, and pitched to the young and naive. It's supposed to be retarded.

>Who would maintain roads?
Same as now, private companies. Only people pay them directly.
>Who runs hospitals and prisons?
Most hospitals now and some prisons are private companies.
>Who are the police?
Private security.

>corporations need to maintain roads for their own purposes, and also to allow people to get to them and buy things
>plus, what are atvs
>hospitals are already run privately in the us, we get the best healthcare
>private police companies have their own prisons
>mercenaries, basically

ANCAP is the superior system. It is the only one that has absolutely no flaws in logic and is not naive at all.

>best healthcare
>not free

>free healthcare

There's no such thing.

>Libertarianism started by Jews
Read a book, dum dum.

this is gold
Checked

the answer to all of those is "people" (you may have heard of them). People will maintain roads, people will run hospitals and prisons, and people will be the police. Fucking retard.

>who will make the roads?
youtube.com/watch?v=E-m6vc7lsmE

>Planned Parenthood
how dare thee speak ill about the privately owned
government funded pp

They won't do it for free, idiot

>benefits of unchecked capitalism

what market failures that go unfixed?

>checks flag
ah i see why you dont understand these concepts.

Nothing is for free.

Would you rather pay for all the roads that you don't use, or pay for the ones you do?

Didn't Bioshock debunk anarcho-capitalism? Why are people wasting time with an ideology rekt by a video game?

Neither

i'd bleach that, but only as a side chick. i've never said that about a black girl.

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There is some hope in this world for black women, judging by OP's pic.

I can feel it with my dick.

who ran them before their was government??? Hmmm... THE RICH you dummy. Its as if you stupid commies don't understand basic needs. And the government is mostly privatizing roads because its far more efficient.

Market failure???? I'll buy your building for these 17 chickens. Let us.

Spits in hands
Shakes
Johann is a man of honor, You saw this deal Johann.

Aye I did.
And will you testify before all that this trade t'was fair and honorable.
Aye I will.
The trade 'tis done.

Who is this?

>Keep private businesses out of the public sector
uh.

>who ran them before their was government

They didn't exist before the government.

We can thank the Roman government for the integrated road network.

Pre-government healthcare involved leeches...

There were no "police", just hired mercenaries.

>video game
>real life

You're retarded

Does Grand Theft Auto debunk the concept that humans die too?

I want her to tickle my ballsack with her toenails.

GTA doesn't set out to that, unlike Bioshock, which setsout of show how ridiculous and dangerous anarcho-capitalism is.

Her feet look quite white for the rest of her body.

I'm not complaining or anything, but why do people keep starting threads with feet pics? Are there more footfags here than I thought?

Those nails make me puke

Stop complaining like a faggot

Fag

footfags need to be gassed

The only people against anarcho capitalism are retards and those who lack cunning. Ancap is all about exploitation and those who do it best, win.
Risk/reward
Go back to California you socialist cuck

But I like the feet....

Ancap is for edgy retards, you mean

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>An unintelligent post by an unintelligent person
Go figure

not an argument

Not an argument

>hiding your (((flag)))

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You got me I'm also UK

>who would maintain roads
Those who have a vested interest in a specific road would invest privately in the maintenance of that road instead of forcing others who don't use that road to pay for it.

>Who runs hospitals and prisons
Since when do hospitals need govt involvement? Works fine without it in the US. A penal system would not exist - if you attempt to incur upon my property or harm my person I would just kill you.

>Who are the police

Protect yourself you cuck.

Not an argument

>Works fine without it in the US
Fine-ish

I wasn't arguing, I was posting a reaction face.

(((anarchism))) and (((capitalism))) are both tools of the jew

Calling ancaps edgy retards is literally not an argument.

the funny thing is private companies already do most of those things in real life because the government can't get it done themselves lmao

Better than anywhere else. The socialized healthcare system in Canada is abhorrent.

Ancaps are naive retards who believe in an ideology that doesn't account for human greed or lust for power.

>(((arguing)))

>leaf arguments
Like you can come up with a better one.

this is largely to do with the state realizing there's no point in ownership if you can just regulate.

Except it does. Ancap is an ideology for the cunning and intelligent. The strawmen for ancap propose ideas like tricking a neighbor into violating the NAP and then taking their property through retaliation

>Sees thread
>Sigh.jpg
>Warms up chopper

This.

Classic example of private company competence vs govt incompetence:

>be me in my city
>govt tries to build simple bridge, after much difficulties during building such as girders breaking (?) It takes them two and a half years to build, for a simple fucking bridge
>private company builds huge state of the art stadium without a hitch in 2 years at the same time in my city, under budget and ahead of schedule

Yeah, the only counter arguments are "memeballs".

See

Ancap is the opiate of the contrarian teenager

>t. literal retard

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This would result in a new dark age

Nice. Saved.

Wow well done.

>Responds to intelligent post with literal retard
The retarded one is you

Talk about an emotional argument, holy smokes.

More like they organise a cartel and even the government would be more efficient.

What???

>being such a believer in the (((free market)))
ancaps must have small brains

Wow, well done

Ancap would take us to something worse than the wild west
Atleast the wild west had some roads

Yes, anyone who believes in a system proven wanton times over to bring prosperity and freedom has a small brain.

People who advocate for systems that fail miserably and cause starvation and misery have big brains

>this is your brain on statism

Debating ancaps isn't even worth my time or effort. You will grow up one day and see the error of your ways until then enjoy your summer off from school children.

Same. Long toenails are the most digusting thing.

>you are a retard for not supporting stealing from others and calling it taxation
okay, mister Satan.

Haha yes the roads! Talk about a straw man argument.

Sorry that you are a little babby who needs the government to protect them, and force others to pay for said protection.

More jobs to go around!
A good thing right

I'm probably more successful than you. Thus my aversion towards big govt, since I have a more vested interest in keeping the fruits of my labours and not giving it to welfare queens like you.

>Repooblican
>Calling other people summer fags

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Do you know how incoherent you sound right now?

Great argument.

>cucking yourself for mcroads
Also, what about virus and disease research? Fire departments?