"uh..guys... its looking like trump may start a war with North Korea."

> "uh..guys... its looking like trump may start a war with North Korea."
> "shit! How can we spin THAT?"
>mumbling across newsroom
>retard raises hand
>"DEFEND DICTATORS"
>GENIUS

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jpost.com/Israel-News/North-Korea-threatens-Israel-with-merciless-thousand-fold-punishment-489316
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>> "uh..guys... its looking like trump may start a war with North Korea."
>> "shit! How can we spin THAT?"
>>mumbling across newsroom
>>retard raises hand
>>"DEFEND DICTATORS"
>>GENIUS

The (((media))) will stop at nothing

Itd literally nothing but this cuck defending decades of dictators and saying they are/were succesful.

Ah yes, north korea, the true world
savvy economic wise men

They're right you know.

Just look at how happy norks are.

>no homeless or beggars
why beg when no one has any food?

Already seeing normie memes on Facebook saying shit like "NO WONDER NORTH KOREA WANTS TO DEFEND ITSELF"

JIDF pls go

shoo shoo amerijew

>north korea
>an actual threat
whaT?

seriously, that'a the best you got?

This isn't the first CNN tried propping up tyrants.

And all it took was hundreds of thousands of dead people.

What's next? Isis are actually good guy freedom fighters? Lynch these "reporters" or face the consequences.

Fuck you cuckservative /ptg/ers leave Best Korea alone
All they want to do is build model missles and worship the Kim family

Not even a trumpfag but what they are doing is so transparent.

None of this is a condition for being "democratic" lmao. These people are fucking retarded.

It's a democratic peoples' republic. Do YOU live in a democratic peoples' republic?

Didn't think so.

Isnt there some law that they HAVE to smile for Kim in his presence?

are you retarded? why would JIDF defend North Korea? are you a newfag from reddit? a literal downie nigger? an actual kike working for JIDF? Please enlighten me you stupid piece of shit. What angle would a JIDF agent have posting on a random Sup Forums thread have towards defending North Korea, the one state who denies the holocaust, sells missiles and weapons to "rogue states" like Iran, Syria, Libya, and Yemen, and is one of the last countries without a Rothschild bank? Kill yourself my man, not ironically, not metaphorically, literally unironically take a gun and shoot yourself.

Fucking trolled

Start a war? The war never ended.

memed

>99.9% alphabetization
as in all of their books are in alphabetical order?

are their people alphabetized?
do people in north korea live only near people with extremely similar names?
there's no such thing as free education, but we do have a tax and spend education system to compliment our universities.

He's not wrong tho. Imagine that since the inception of your country the most powerful state in the world has been trying to overthrow your government. Wouldn't you want nukes?

To be fair, I have kind of wondered what North Korea actually is like a couple of times.
It's almost impossible to tell due to how secluded they are. I heard a lot of interviews where people who went to visit NK said that they had the feeling the population did not actually see this as an oppressive regime but legitimately loved their dictators, but then again they were tourists and it would be easy to only let them into areas where that is the truth.

It's pretty fucking obvious that CNN does not care about the truth but only about spinning something against Trump though.

>make being homeless illegal
>There are no homeless!

>make unemplyoment illegal
>Nobody is unemployed

Wow, guess socialism really does work

Tourists aren't allowed to explore and see the country as it is. They're given a planned tour and a tour guide is with them at all times.

unironically CNN is actually saying something smart here for once.

If everything is so wonderful why are they fleeing to South Korea?

Can't entirely hate Zakaria because he is an Indian that wants Pakis to be nuked

...

South Korea is much worse. Look at what happened to thier President. I still hate Commies tho so killing Commie gooks is fine with me.

>saying someone is intentionally doing bad things rather than just a crazy person acting at random is defending them

this is what drumpftards actually believe

Let's just ignore the fact that nobody has any food and anybody the government doesn't like gets killed

Whoa, you're right! We should just let everybody have nukes if they want them, nothing could go wrong.

North Korea is not so much crazy...

Well for starters you can't really declare an entire nation crazy. However lets take a look at things.

Crazy not so much...
Impoverished yes!
Corrupt yes!
Dangerous yes!
Communist yes!
Dictatorship yes!
Cult of personality yes!
War mongers No!

Well.. They like to BARK BARK BARK! over in North Korea... however if you actually look at their record they rarely BITE BITE BITE!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_North_Korea

They rarely go to war, and when they do it's typically limited involvement basically moral support for other socialist nations friendly with them.

Yes the law of keeping your head attached to your shoulders.

>Communists defending Communists

It was only a matter of time.

Why did the retards in South Korea place their biggest city right on the North Korean border

What wrong has north korea done?

There's nothing new here, this is the same conversation with the same talking points we've been having since 2002.

>put sanctions on norks
>omg why don't you have fod why are you starving

you cant be this giga retarded lol

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Man who feed his uncle to starving dogs, and killed defense minister because he felt asleep Is not at all crazy, Fucking liberals! they'll always will get sucked into authoritarian ideas only to defend equality and communism

>being that much of a non-country you cant grow your own food, even after 60+ years of building socialism

can they just stop talking about it and just nuke them. I'm sick of all the inaction

If it's from CNN, it's fake news

SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION

>The slouching vice premier was interrogated and found to be an 'anti-revolutionary agitator' before his execution in July, a South Korean official said.
>South Korean

You're a faggot not showing your flag, but as an American, would you trust the news Iran said about you? It's the same thing.

All that and weed is legal, too

Yet still a starving country without Munichs

Lol stupid American.

How is what he just posted JIDF?

Why would they want to have a degenerate shithole like Munich under their control? They're smart for not following the west's path to cultural suicide.

why dont we just leave Korea alone

>>Defend dictators
>say the people defending the president that sucks Putuns cock

>CNN
>not JIDF

Pls go

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fuck North Korea

>restrictions
>free shit
>democratic

>Burgers believing jew propaganda about the Norks again
desu, Death to America

archive.is/nwIl9

I always wondered why they can't just end the war. It's not like the fear of the spread of Communism isn't the problem anymore. Why not just end the war and tell each to just stay on their side.

wtf I'm alphabetized now

looks like they have more of a problem with the Israeli's than they do with us Americans

>NORTH KOREA IS A THREAT BECAUSE THEY THREATEN TO DEFEND THEMSELVES IF ATTACKED

and this is the dumb shit Americans actually believe

the only one threatening anyone here is the U.S who drops 26000 bombs a year and refuses any form of peace or negotiations.

there is literally nothing to be argued so all these braindead westerns can really say is "fat kim" or "fuck north korea" as they barely know where it is on a map.

because if they actually try to argue anything they cannot defend the pathetic U.S hostile policy. because it makes no sense.

again the U.S has no problem with dictators that behead gays if they are U.S allies

pathetic cheap arguments as always

>death to america
>american
Kike

Fuck off commie

Yeah

>siding with the Zionists States of America
brit pls

But he is correct. North Korea wants to negotiate for a peace deal but Americans keep the tensions high to serve their (((masters))). North Koreans also have a legit reason to be afraid of America given the massive destruction Americans caused in North Korea and keep causing everywhere they go.

> rejects peace talks.
Diplomacy really works when both countries are equals.

They also look at examples of Libya and Iraq to see what happens when you make deals with the US without the bargaining chip of nuclear weapons

I'm sure South Korea is pretty grateful for the deal American's gave them. I doubt there is a single South Korean alive who thinks they'd be better off having lost against NK or without guarantees of their independence against Nork aggression.

But yeah, okay, stay dumb and gay.

Easy to have no homeless or unemployed when you kill all of the homeless & unemployed people.

According to (((you))) it's a good idea to let an oppressive regime grow to a point where it could, at the very least, invade and bomb neighboring nations and kill thousands, rather than stop it now before it becomes a threat.

>NORTH KOREA IS A THREAT BECAUSE THEY THREATEN TO DEFEND THEMSELVES IF ATTACKED
Like it or not we're the world's policeman. If you have a guy running around with a gun shooting at his neighbors and making threatening statements towards you, do you stop him?

forcing its entire population into an ideological open air prison where anyone who expresses a critical thought of the state is imprisoned, and not just them but their future kids AND grandkids. They will grow up and die in the labour camps where they are raped, beaten, starved and tortured.

Also Kim spends milions on building theme parks while the countryside starves to death

Also they once kidnapped a movie director and his famous actress wife and forced them to make films about North Korea. Then they put them in jail, actually they escaped after a few years, pretty good story.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abduction_of_Shin_Sang-ok_and_Choi_Eun-hee

Also the constant threats of nuclear apocalypse, cant forget about those.

, thats why the U.S is so upset, because with a nuclear North Korea they can no longer bully and sanction yet another country into submission.

indeed the arrogant attitude of the U:S government is exactly why only nuclear weapons will finally bring them to the negotiation table. because the language of FORCE is the only thing they understand

>AMERICA FUCK YEAAAAH 2ND AMENDMENT TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM OTHERS AND IF GOVERNMENT GOES NUTS
>W-what, Norks are trying to defend themselves from the possibility of a superior force smacking them down? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE fat asshole kim

This

>why would JIDF defend North Korea?

Because it defends everybody who is opposed to the west. They will stop at nothing and use every tool available to undermine the West.

You have no clue about Korean history.

I agree. USA should have been destroyed from the beginning.

jpost.com/Israel-News/North-Korea-threatens-Israel-with-merciless-thousand-fold-punishment-489316

damn, known liars are such a great source.

>Also the constant threats of nuclear apocalypse

>Also the constant threats of nuclear apocalypse, cant forget about those.

giving up nuclear weapons is a mistake. even when all their lies about invasion gets shattered it wont matter. the only thing that stops the west from more military adventures is making them realize they cannot start a war without consequences

THIS, damn i agree to this after seeing just one side of the story for 2 decades

remember when Sup Forums actually had some political incorrect views? instead of just blindly following the cheap already debunked narrative?

And according to (((((((you))))))), the best idea is to let globalist regimes remain the only ones who can invade and bomb anyone in the world, while the latter remain unable to even remotely defend themselves.
Cool!

DAMN NORTH KOREA IS A THREAT AND IS GONNA ATTACK ANY TIME NOW

It's not like SK doesn't embody the worst aspects of all western degeneracy to the point where their government was until recently run by a mixture of batshit insane feminists, a literal cult and a small group of billionaires... oh wait, that's exactly what happened.

Led to establishment of present-day northern borders.

500+year old border. Neat.

Old borders list for the curious.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_land_borders_with_dates_of_establishment

>america is a globalist regime

ctrl+c ctrl+v ctrl+c ctrl+v
ctrl+a
ctrl+c ctrl+v ctrl+c ctrl+v

Don't forget this
washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/former-south-korean-president-park-arrested-in-corruption-probe/2017/03/30/895a496a-1579-11e7-924b-58851f3a675d_story.html

You're right man, it isn't :DDD hahaha.

>99.9% alphabetization
What does this even mean?

Okay, you have the choice between the two, go live in NK if its so much better.

Imperialism=globalism

And what if CNN ere even relevant? What if?

>ITT

And what if CNN were even relevant? What if?

>Potato, potato
Ok I'll humor you, you're right, imperialism is so much better. Replace globalist with imperialist here and try again if you think it's easier this way.