Ancap thread

Name the most ancap thing that you could possibly do Sup Forums

being a faggot

Destroying my driveway to feel like there are no roads.

bein born as jew.

Inviting your neighbors over, only to take away the offering after they are already on your property (thus making them on your property without your permission violating the nap) giving you the full right to use your recreational nukes to destroy any trace of their existence

>neighbor's kid sets a toe across my property line
>activates my Defence Solutions brand automated gun turret meant to protect my boundaries
>neighbor kid becomes tomato soup
>blood splatter ends up on my window
>demand neighbor clean up his dead son's biological matter that is occupying space within my property line
>justanotherdayattheranch.jpg

>Have some consent engage with some qt loli

>Accumulate enough resources and wealth to build a time machine.

>Travel back in time to now before ancap was adopted.

>Go to the super market buy all of the spices off the shelf. Nutmeg, cinnamon etc

>Travel back further in time to the 5th century

>Sell the spice for gold and silver

>Keep repeating the process until you build a spice empire worth billions

>Control the world

>Do it all by taking advantage of the two for one offer on Schwartz at Asda.

Create a successful business.

Starting a cult

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>buy every orphanage in the country
>all the children are now my private property
>command the army of millions to overrun all competing businesses
>kill all the children for trespassing once they're done

Shoot the mail man.

>Lead a non violent revolution in which everyone on Earth suddenly agrees with me.
>There is no such thing as a black market anymore.
>Adhere to the glory of supply and demand and a truly free market.
>Make millions from selling nukes, snuff/kiddy porn and InfoWars DVDs.

Muh libbardy

get out of my facebook group

Yard sales and lemonade stands

[fakespoiler]and not reporting that income to the IRS.[spoper]

fpbp

Respect the NAP

I have AIDS but still have butt sex with lots of guys to give them AIDS but since they are penetrating me (thereby violating the NAP) they truely deserve the revenge I have dished up in the form of an incurable immunodeath virus, cooked up in the anal canal of yours truely.

Fuck kids. I'm not an ancap, though.

Get FFFUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKINNNNGGGGG REKT finally

>when you're peacefully flying your tank over the river running red with blood and shit, and a ripple in the river flicks a droplet up that stains the bottom of your tank with shit blood violating the NAP, so you take a sample of the stain and do DNA analysis, pay several thousand dollars to PeopleFinder™ to find the name, home address, birth date, eye colour, password and number of sexual partners of your prey, and proceed to land your tank in their front lawn and blow their house down
>You had to fly because there are no roads

>Chilling out on the heroin farm, watching your child labourers farm the poppys
>suddenly the McDefenceGrid™ alerts you to a breach on the south side of the property
>quickly pay the 0.4btc for the alert, grab your M240B and jump in your personal humvee H1
>you spot two people wearing rags that have pushed past a hole in the fence
>make a mental note to sue Burger King Presents: Security Fences later
>one of them opens their mouth
>"Please sir we're lost and we havent eaten in three d.."
>cut short with a burst from your two-fowteh-bravo
>turn the other one into a fine mist before they can speak
>pop .3 btc into the gun to unlock the top to reload
>too late you realise the force blew a finger onto your neighbours consenting child sex farm
>you grab your Polycom™ personal phone and fumble as you try to dial the McSecurity services and pay the BTC at the same time
>too late, you look up in horror to find your neighbour has already launched a TOW Missile - in association with Ubiquiti Networks™
>you and your vehicle are vaporised
>shouldnt have violated the NAP
>your neigbour is compensated the rest of your bitcoins for the cost of the missile

>have a family
>get a job to take care of family
>become successful
>family becomes wealthy
>get best insurance, best defence, best land
>community wants a share of my services because they all live next to me
>begin pooling resources with my extended family, neighbours and church
>slowly localise the services that i've accumulated as i become more able to invest in them
>slowly cut ties with the rest of the world, excluding all threats to my family, friends and neighbours
>only use the outside world for trade and resources
>assume the position of king, governing the land which is my kingdom
>become more than neighbours, become a people
>in-group favouritism sets in
>work ethic heightens
>culture forms
>spirit of charity fills the kingdom
>huge economic advance due to no foreigners, no welfare and no taxes
>age of prosperity
>name myself dictator
>demand loyalty to the crown
>make laws based on the common good
>cult of personality forms
>start demanding certain social norms
>i'm allowed to marry whoever i want
>start marrying women who are already married
>men start to get pissed off
>begin implementing economic policies
>start collectivising money
>take a small margin for myself because nobody can do anything about it
>everybody starts getting pissed off
>people start leaving
>try to close borders
>people start fighting my knights
>close the borders to hold everyone who hasn't escaped
>they refuse to work
>no workforce, no income, extremely low morale
>economy dies
>knights have no reason to fight for me
>military fractures
>border collapses
>everyone leaves
>they take their business elsewhere

This one takes the cake

Fuck myself in the ass with a dildo and no lube.
Essentially the AnCap utopia, quanitfied.

>the only thing stopping me from fucking myself in the ass is the government

I said that it was the most AnCap thing I could do, not that I couldn't or don't do it regularly.

these but unironically
I want a vidya set in ancapistan, it'd be fucking amazing