Why don't you visit a Megachurch?

>Not visiting a megachurch
>between 2,000 and 47,000 people per weekend attendance
>Absolutely no jewish influence allowed
>No jews
>No muslims
>No blacks
>No hispanics
>99% white
>No degeneracy

Why Sup Forums, why are megachurches never mentioned or talked about?

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> Absolutely no jewish influence allowed
Except the entire thing is nothing but Jewish influence
>No blacks
>No hispanics
>99% white
t. someone who knows nothing about Megachurches
>No degeneracy
Isn't the vain pursuit of materialistic wealth considered degeneracy?

>Absolutely no jewish influence allowed

is this supposed to be a joke? Have you ever attended one that wasnt pro-Israel?

They shill for ISRAEL like fags

megachurches are degeneracy

Seems like it defeats the point. What if you have a question for your church leader? This seems to take the human connection out

>No degeneracy
Those pastors are constantly being caught fucking guys.

That's not it works. That's not how any of this works

I went to a mega church one time when I was a kid in Florida

They hosted a competition on how much money the kids can give

I gave a quarter funtimes, forgot who won, I am guessing the church one and he bought a new bentey car

/thread

>Bible Belt
>Not number one supporters of Israel

A little bit more effort on your slide thread next time.

let me guess. you work for a marketing agency that was hired by one of the pastors?

>megachurches

LOL. I'm not an obese geriatric moron, no thanks. Pic related is Joel Osteen's house. Good on you for lining the pockets of charlatans though, you absolute retard.

THese Protestant churches have such a low brow interpretation of scripture it's embarrassing

They are the ones that fuel atheists because they have childlike understanding of the religion they think they follow, they are caught up on the dogma of genesis and the predictions of revelations and have no concept of the deeper doctrines of the classical church

It's fucking embarrassing actually, their faith is shallow, they are more concerned with going to church on Sunday and praying to Jesus and not concerned about true morality or the wisdom of scripture

Fuck them

FPBP

I want to go to based Pastor Anderson's church, not Jew Olstein's (((church)))

It wasn't always this way. This is the guy that converted billy graham.

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>megachurch
>no non whites

Have you been to one in a major metropolitan area?

I'll stick to my community church in my comfy town thank you very much

the smell in there

>Why don't you visit a Megachurch?
Because they're a scam.

>n o j e w i s h i n f l u e n c e a l l o w e d
Except where you're collectively pooling your meme magic in a mass ritual to empower YHWH, the thoughtform-construct created by the Jews to curse and spiritually manipulate Gentiles for over 3,000 years?
Or just something more prosaic, like reinforcing servile anti-racialism and worshiping a literal Marxist Jew?

This

Just because megachurches are of white demographic does not mean they aren't riddled with degeneracy

Look at Seattle. >95% white and one of the most degenerate places around.

A church is not a building, but a congregation of 2 or more people in the name of Christ. This is a congregation of thousands of people in the name of tax-free donations.

fpbp; saged

>Absolutely no jewish influence allowed

Bullshit, you megachurch fundies such jewish cock the hardest.

>Megachurches
>No Jewish influence
O I am laffin

>No Jewish influence

Are you sure?

I sure hope he's working to miniaturize a camel. Otherwise he's fucked

God isn't real

Evangelicals are ruining the protestantism

>mouth of a serpent

>Absolutely no jewish influence allowed
>No jews
>No muslims
>No blacks
>No hispanics
>99% white
>No degeneracy
>Tfw you don't have to visit churches to experience this because whole country is like that

Because I am an atheist with more than two brain cells to rub together.

Prosperity gospel is a heresy.

All I see in OPs pic are recruits for the coming crusade.
Dues vault!

only contrarian retards are against mega churches they're badass

Do churches pay any taxes like property taxes? I mean I’ve read that the mormon church has massively declined in membership in recent years, in part due to truth revealed by the internet, but they dont care because it mainly is a business holding and they have a ton of property that makes money. I assume churches at least pay taxes on commercial properties they own that sre not used for religious purposes, right?

american architecture is so fucking disgusting jesus christ

If you think that mega churches are something special you should attend a concert or music festival because you get your dose of pop-music there while in church you should be contemplating and solemn not singing fucking pop music you degenerate scum.

How exactly do they administer the Holy Sacrament, the most important part of the Christian faith?

Christian Orthodoxy is the only form of Christianity that is not degenerate.
Return to god white man.

>Megachurch
too much mass collective psychology at work
perfect for propaganda and showmanship to steal the show from the religious substance

a small group in a medium sized old church 1000 times better

>Absolutely no jewish influence allowed

AHAHAHHAHAHAA

Yeah attend John Hagee to pray for Israel

those megachurch pastors are clearly satanic, and kike lovers

Keep your fucking stupid shitskin opinion to yourself akmed

Megachurches have massive potential to be excellent but blow it.

All that tax exempt money, all that unity among people and they don't flex it. They could pool money negotiate killer deals on coffee and donuts to provide to the congregation.

Turns out it's more effective to sell it to people. Why do good for your members when you can take their money?

>Isn't the vain pursuit of materialistic wealth considered degeneracy?

Once back when I had satellite TV I saw one of them claim that rich people are closer to God.

We already have one.

Totally degenerate.

That roofline could be on McMansion Hell.

schurtz in megachurch

That is an abomination and an insult to the Lord, Jesus Christ.
Jesus would never have condoned such a monstrosity. What in gods green earth is that thing?

im not one to defend americans but that's hardly american architecture
it's just no specific style, or the style of that particular architect

or am I missing something?

>reminder that megachurches literally have ATMs inside them

This looks like a casino, except from a casino you have a chance to win some of your money back

>Christian Orthodoxy

The only remaining bastion of true Christianity.

Doesn't have one cross in his church. He has plenty of L's with fire symbolism though, almost like he worships Lucifer.

looks like extreme idolatry

>nazi flag

What's even more surreal is that people will take the word of a small church pastor as though it is just as good and Christian as anything else.

Small local churches congregations with unique denominations under 100 and people. Their members pretend like they aren't cultists when they're going off the word of one guy who has no oversight from elder/higher ranking church members.

They will tell kids that Matthew 5:38-40 means be a giant pacifist weenie. My father was convinced of this and spent the first 45 years of his life being a weenie. Unfortunately, when he finally cast off these shackles it just primed him to go from cuckservative to liberal atheist cuck.

Temple of Solomon.

made with the exactly specs described in historical inscriptions.

Those stones where shipped straight from Israel by the way.

That is worst and a cassino. Look how it is inside and try to see the (((hidden))) symbols.

Given that they ARE worshiping a Jewish prophet.

>Be magachurch pastor
>make billions of tax free shekles
>have multiple private jets, and yachts
>not Jewish

>no jewish influence
Umm, no sweetie. How about the fact that it is only about shekels, and promotion of zionism.

Kind of looks like the shitty Sim mansions I used to make with the infinite money cheat.

The name he chose for his book. It's almost like he doesn't intend to actually go to heaven.

i wouldnt be able to see the pastor, im too lazy to get new glasses and i am saving up for laser eye surgery

maybe later

They do not.

Anyone calling for them to be taxed are statist fucks that want everyone to be equal in misery then unequal in freedom.

Charitable/religions/brotherhood organizations having deductible contributions is important. It's freedom to opt out of the system and rely only on your congregation.

Those are called McMansions

They are low quality shit boxes with thousands of edges and no logical form.

Fucking waste of space

LOOK AT ALL THE BACKFAT!

I was looking for a hottie traditional Christian but all I see are fucking landwhales. I mean just look at the front row.

I'm fucking disgusted with this country. We need a fucking war. We need everyone in this room wiped out. TBQH I think we need about 50% of the American population eliminated to get back on track. I didn't used to think this way, but it seems the stadiums that house the mentally ill and terminally fat/stupid just keep getting bigger.

Going to doctor shows your lack of faith that God will heal you.
/sarc

Christians are the untermensch version of white people, only christians want Jews in Isreal, only christians ruin europe again and again, with their dumb taking care of the poor and foreigners.

Because it looks fucking hideous and doesn't resemble the divinity of Christianity at all, unlike cathedrals and other gothic churches.

>>Not visiting a megachurch
>>between 2,000 and 47,000 people per weekend attendance
>>Absolutely no jewish influence allowed
>>No jews
>>No muslims
>>No blacks
>>No hispanics
% white
>>No degeneracy

and sadly
>No God
only sin.

>>Absolutely no jewish influence allowed

megachurches are the walmarts of the religious world

I'm sure with the low low cost of 70k, Paster Joel could, if you have enough faith of course, cure your eyesight with merely a touch (as well as a purchase of his book "The Power of I Am", a message 100% approved by Jesus Himself).

No refunds, as Jesus said in the Bible.

do they sell popcorn?

>>Absolutely no jewish influence allowed
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HAS ANYONE EVER BTFO OF THEMSELVES SO QUICKLY

Gotta love these Evangelical "Christians"! Here's his alma matter Oral Roberts University

>Temple of Solomon.
wut

aren't the israelis supposed to build this

>ice cream social Christianity
Just a way for middle class white people to forget how materialistic and shallow they all are. None of those people in OP's pic are religious in the true sense. They wear their faith as an accessory. It's glorified self-help with JESUS slapped onto it.

i see a shitload of blacks in that picture

Sadly true, Catholicism folded over, Protestantism is the bastion of sin.
Only Orthodoxy remains standing in its original light.

Why can't I opt out of the system without being homeless it killing myself?

Tax everyone or no one. This country is being ruined by our 'one foot in, one foot out' bullshit. Wars, drugs, taxes, faggotry... You name it, we can't make a firm decision on anything.

Yes.
It said that the anti-christ will be born from the land that build a fake Temple in the name of God.

I assume the next Hitler will be Huelander.

Preach, my northern brethren.

That's a big building.

>A church is not a building, but a congregation of 2 or more people in the name of Christ. This is a congregation of thousands of people in the name of tax-free donations.

Well said brother.
In the name of Jesus Christ.

Joel Osteen is constantly fixated with the idea that we are guaranteed to be blessed on this Earth, despite that so many more blessings await us in Heaven and the world to come. Christians suffer hardships, too, and outside of his main demographics from America, many such hardships. I don't believe the typical Osteen speech is going to resonate with too many Christians from Egypt, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Nepal, China, or many other countries. The most concerning aspect of Osteen's ministry is that he proposes the idea that, effectively, if Christians "say it and claim it," they will get their blessings, and apparently, if you did not get what you wanted, he would urge you to pray harder and many more times. Osteen's brand of Christianity is called Prosperity Gospel for a reason, it is too obsessed with worldly materialism and making God fit the role of a wish-granting genie. God is all-powerful, and we are at his mercy, saved by the grace of Jesus Christ the son of God (the Earthly manifestation and aspect of God). God may not always give us what we want, and what we want is not always justified.

Some rich as fuck "evangelical" protestant that pockets a lot of the money built this massive temple here. Its less than 15 minutes away from my home by car. The place is absolutely massive. 30m tall pillars, almost 2 street blocks large.

Some jews were actually butt blustered because they saw it as a disrespect to th original one.

because I would rather stay home and masturbate to /gif

I have family members that are into this shit. Bless their souls but I'll be damned if they haven't turned into deluded, glossy eyed shits.

or to quote the rolling stones
you don't always get what you want, sometimes you get what you need

you pastor and dad messed up.

Our churches are less than 50 people, sometimes less than 20, and ee abide by one simple rule, what the bible says, take it at face value with 2 or 3 (biblical) witnesses. I.e. verses.

Any other interpretations are to treated as private revelations. Not for the whole congregation.

I feel disgusted by those mega church.

My local church, the one i attend, is rather small. The father knows a nearly everyone, he is very transparent about the church matters and maintenance, it feels like, you know, a community, the thing a church is supposed to be.

fucking yankee cancer making it all the way down to South America. This shit gets started by cultist evangelicals in the Midwest and somehow spreads all the way to fucking South America... If a religion spreads that quickly it's usually fucked up in some manner. Islam, Mormonism, "new Buddhism" and Evangelical psychos are all fucked up.

4Him

Yes, exactly! Christians can pray for a long time, and while communicating with God is good, one cannot expect that everything they pray for will come to pass, unless it is God's will. His will is to be done, and it may include our desires, but God knows much more than we do, and in His wisdom, He may turn down our requests in favor of furthering His glory in the world instead of our own glory.

>blaming literally everything on the white man

No thank

The only religion I like is CrossFit.
At least their female followers have a really nice bunda.

t. Tyrone DeShawn Washington the 3rd

as an actual house builder, McMansions are a distinctly California sorta thing.

Most houses we build that are valuable are generally highly customized and sturdy, with layouts per customer demands.

Recent trends in American residential building include open spaces, usually accomplished by linking the living room and kitchen to make a large "grand hall" style room that lends itself well to parties. Usually the deck or patio is attached too. Finished basements are becoming common for tax purposes (it isnt technically a second story in most states, and heating and cooling costs drop).

Nowadays due to firecodes, the houses are much sturdier. Joists are being made with new fiberglass materials that are much more flame resistant and water resistant than wood. Unfortunately, per piece it is more expensive.

Many customers also prefer tile over hardwood for common areas, as it is more resistant to scratches and water damage/pet damage/kid damage. Geothermal is becoming more popular to lower heating and cooling costs.