/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD: A GALLON OF PCP EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
A Robert story courtesy RobertAuthor added 4 July 2017: pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
Chicago Police Body/Dash Cam Compilation: youtube.com/watch?ohT9BhBz8G4
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
cwbchicago.com/
>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
>The tales of Sir Robert in the land of Chicongo
pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Other urls found in this thread:

reuters.com/article/us-illinois-budget-idUSKBN19V2PS
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

I received a report complaining about this thread. I am going to monitor and it may be subject to removal if I find that it's a thinly-veiled excuse to shitpost and circlejerk.

Thanks. Support your local PD :)

Keys Checked.
Stay safe Adam and Roberts. Don't get Rahmicided in the badlands.

Thanks, mate. I've been sick and out of the loop for a few weeks, and it warms my heart to see these threads still going strong. Cheers to you, OP.

that rham illustration looks like a courtroom sketch artists rendition of the the man. the myth. the failure....i think this thread might be a failure. the 4th of July hype is gone. which is fucked up. this thread needs to be up daily/nightly to spread awareness about the brave roberts stemming the tide of chaos

Cause facts are racist!!!!!!!!!!!

10-4 leafbro

Here for you, man. Nice job.

>with a backpack wearing all black

possible antifa

False reports, prank calls and the real dangers on the street were all covered during the roll call brief.

Getting bumped downwards, so counter-bumping. Lean into the mast, gentlemen, as we're getting slid. DYB DYB DYB, DOB DOB DOB, etc.

CPD best thread
Bumperino

We're trying to keep the torch lit for Adam and Robert. Some nights we have more traffic than others.

Bumpity

>9 people fighting

Chipotle for lunch!

click click boomp

Robertn has counterparts in some other lands don't fuck around.

>watch your keys
with a whisper

>Brazilian shiieeeeettt

No more armed robberies will be committed by that one.

>two males white with firearms

Rare

>que romantico roberto

>two white niggers
ftfy

shocking cctv footage of the gunmen. they can't keep getting away with this.

WHEN are we FINALLY going to lock up ALl WHITE MALES?

>Animal bite on Armitage

that squirrel got 3 warrants and some bullet pieces still lodged in his knee

>Fresh from budget deal, Illinois awaits fate of credit ratings
reuters.com/article/us-illinois-budget-idUSKBN19V2PS

>make a plan to avoid getting a junk rating on your bonds
>step 1: sell $6 billion worth of bonds that are probably junk

>THREE TO FOUR
>THREE TO FOUR SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>SIX TO SEVEN
>SIX TO SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>SEVEN TO EIGHT
>SEVEN TO EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

what happens if you graffiti in the hood? will you get bashed?

If you tag the wrong gang's logo on a building, absolutely.

I've missed the last couple of threads, anything interesting that I wasn't here for?

From Saturday night
>be male black
>try to steal a bottle of juice from a gas station
>clerk pulls a gun on you and takes your EBT card

>male hispanic masturbating while driving

Male black. Stolen bicycles

>guy got shot at the chinese restaurant

Real robert hour soon

Chinese restaurants

Good morning, Robert.
How's night so far?

>shots fired
>people getting shot
>dindus stealing bananas
>couple dindus lying about where they got shot

Average Monday really.

frequent climber
squirrel hate thread when?

that was me

anyone call shotty on real robert hours? if not ill fire that shit up at 300 or by midnight.

Damned fuzzy rats

>stripping my tomato plants bare
>stripping my cherry trees bare
>stripping my raspberry bushes bare
>chewing open my bird feeders

Male black

>male hispanic in a metallica shirt pulled a knife on caller and her daughter
>on crack and heroin

Who is ready for august when Illinois runs out of money to pay cops and other civil workers!

Chances are, I will be moving to Chicongo around that time.

>be illinois
>shove through a big tax hike to delay bankruptcy
>only manage to push it back for a month

ThisIsYourStateOnDemocrats.jpg

This is my first time, what's going on in this thread?

we listen to the happenings in chiraq and joke about them

also waddup pirate pal here

10:00 Central time
we in the robert zone boys
hope you got comfy

>2nd person shot

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO

>Male wearing hat
>Known to steal liquor

>Man with warrant out on him
>complainer said he was disrupting traffic
>complainer didn't lodge a report
?

I am comfy in bed so sleepy

>user is the caller

>domestic abuse
>white woman hispanic male
>in front of a daycare
some kid is gunna get a shock

also why is this thread so quiet

Seems like a quiet night in Chicagistan

odd for (((the physical representation of mexico in one city

damn this is boring

>Caller says she has orders against downstairs neighbors
>They are harassing her now

Shots fired!

3 times!

bump

Evening, Roberts.

You're already violating the NAP.

>domestic
>roommate threw cheese at the caller
>he is drunk

is there an animal control 3?

>tan buick took off on robert
>male black driver
>he's stuck at a light

>and he may be wanted for a homicide

Careful Robert, you might summon thst reddit faggot again who doesn't know how pension funds work.

Evening Roberts...time to get comfy

Sounds like Charlie Kelly.

>it's just neighbors hating neighbors
>it's an ongoing thing

>Just neighbors hating neighbors, an ongoing thing

Neighbors hating neighbors... Chiraq style.

Why is the thread so dead tonight? Do we not have a lot of Roberts listening tonight?

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Scanner says 1700. I just joined like 20 min ago.

>Panhandler touched his wife
>Check your keys please!

Check yo' keys Robert!

>Aggressive black male in do rag
>Grabbed victims wife
Check your keys

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>Sounds like child being beaten.
Get that MF

>neighbors in the basement are fighting
>there are kids down there

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>Male white
>In a parking lot
>Hitting people with a metal rod

Isn't that what you do for fun on a Monday?

>criminal sexual assault reported by children's hospital

Robert, get the gun.

dem kids in da driveway

>homeless males performing sexual acts on each other

>Having sex in the driveway
... wat?

>3 homeless negroes fuckin

3 homeless homos suckin each others dicks.