Is this how strip clubs really are? How can the opposite sex get away with this?
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I've always found strip clubs kind of awk because the dancers are always going around "flirting," with you so you give them more money when they dance and I don't have time for it.
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You sit around and watch the girls work the pole. Some wander around the floor and ask if you want a dance. They usually take you to a back of the room area or another room entirely, wait for the next song, and then they give you a lap dance, usually for $20. While you're waiting for your song to start up there's some small talk that can either be natural and fun or pretty awkward.
Its nothing like that vid desu
My local strip club would charge $250 for 1hr lap dance. The prostitutes in the area charge $200 an hour. I don't get it?
well, I just went to a stip club on a lark with a friend of mine.
>walk in, no cover charge but two drink minimun.
>two polls, two girls dancein on the pol.
>sit down, order two beers, one for me one for friend. $15dollars
>some girls on the floor walk up to us, and one starts to grind me, and rub my crotch.
>another girl comes over and starts rubbing my back.
>she said she is a massage therapist.
>20 dollars for a backrub,
>20 dollars for the lapdance. But the lapdance girl starts to do a liitle extra, and grabs my dick.
>back rub done, was actually bretty good.
>lapdance girl offers to suck my dick in the back rooms for $40.
>I decline because just read about super Gonorrhea. She continues to rub my peni with her hands while I grab her bare tits and touch her torso.
>song ends and lap dance ends. She walks away.
>after ordering another beer, i head over to the rest room.
>three stalls, two urinals, center stall has a gloryhole on once side.
Sydney or Perth? Because Brisbane and Adelaide are far fairer.
>strip clubs that serve alcohol
Which state?
They do in Rhode Island, I assumed they did everywhere
Do they not everywhere? What's the point, then?
Gold Coast
Strip clubs are a joke. I went to one a long while ago with a bunch of friends. I sat down, and laughed at the strippers the entire time. There's just nothing appealing about strip clubs. There's nothing appealing about disgusting, old men fawning over cracked-out, desperate-for-money whores, drugs, and crime.
Oh, right. I think i know the one you mean, then. But that's just the Surfer's Tax.
Holywood
I have a strip club in my town but I've never gone in. Every time I walk by on my way to the gym downtown, the girls outside on their smoke break look disgusting.
>strip clubs
>no alcohol
I can't even.
forgot to mention that you really cant see the girls properly because the lighting is dark, But if you look carefully you can see the scars of a tough life. Bad bewb jobs. One girl had vertical scars on the tit, like the boob job was done on some couch in an apartment.
anyway, on with the night:
>return from bathroom, wondering why there would be a gloryhole in the restroom of a stripclub.
>mention it to my friend, who goes to take alook.
>he returns, says "wtf, there was a guy sucking dick in the restroom". Says he heard it.
>we leave and head on home.
Also, the dancers come up to you and give them money. SOme clubs don't allow touching, but since I don't look like a creep/thug I can usually grab their tits and ass for three dollars.
Some guys use strip clubs like viagara. I know that my hands and shirt smelled like the perfume/skin softener that the girls were using, and there was glitter on my shirt and pants. So you gotta becarefull with strip clubs and the wife.
I regretted going to the club, not because I spent $80 dollars in total, and the bewb touching and stuff was fun. It's just that they rub on everyone there. Then the question about the hole in the bathrrom partition. Glad I didn't take the CBJ offer fro the girl.
When I got home, I showered and tossed the clothing in the wash before the wife could smell it.
Finally, she was asleep but woke when my erection poked her back. She blew me then we fucked for a bit.
>going to a ridiculously overpriced shithole (most likely run by criminals) to have STD ridden used up whores dance a bit for you
It's absolutely pathetic.
Some are better than others. It's the fucking vultures working the floor who really rob you. You go around trying to get you pay them for a lap dance and you basically have to give them a dollar to fuck off for the moment until the next one comes. Show and Tell in Philadelphia is foking lousy with that.
However, the Grand View in the Poconos is pretty alright and the girls are nice once it gets crowded. If you can find a seat at the stage you can basically smoke, drink, and hurl ones at the dancers unmolested by the vulture women circling behind you.
Its topless, not totally nude. My bad.
Strip clubs "sterilize" a sexual desire. If you go to VIP clubs all of them will mask the fact they are indeed a flesh bar and will print on your bank statement / credit card a fake invoice.
There are some clubs in NYC who will invoice a US$40,000.00 orgy as a "Audit" or "Steakhouse".
This allows Normies to have all the joy of a redpill existence but have a cover story to tell their wives & other Normies that it was "just a club"
Most clubs however to operate either as fronts for INT agencies or brothels. I'd estimate over 80% of women who work the pole can be bought out of their contract for the night and most work side gigs as informants and gang candy to identify easy corporate espionage marks.
The girls themselves get into debt with less then 20% of the night's actions going towards the girl. About 60% goes to the House (gang) and about 10% is stolen by the till / door.
Markup on booze is usually to layer or launder money. LE will usually let the clubs exist to monitor how funds flow from offshore / global gangs into the local ecosystem.
I'd wager about 60% of US domestic strippers are imported and are former sex slaves.
Agency gigs and managers specifically set the buyout prices and takehomes for the girls such that mathmatically it is impossible for a girl to ever leave the industry on her own. Nearly all "former strippers" enter into a buyout agreement with their John / local mark.
>Bad bewb jobs.
That's why you always go for the smaller ones. Or ask to feel them before you get a lapdance.
So weird.
Strip club really sucks and have never understand the meaning of it. Only been 2-3 times when I was drunk as fuck years ago.
>be me and 1 other friend
>shit faced hammered
>come up with the great idea of go to strip club
>walk in
>more or less a junk place, like a mc-club with dirty tattoed sluts
>two girls approach
>"want lap dance with two of us?"
>"sure why not"
>go to a room with the womyn
>one says "it's really hot in here" and takes off her shirt
>cringe as fuck
>plastictittes.jpg
>startdancing.webm
>other girl follows
>they start kissing and try to look hot which they aren't
>After awhile they asking if I want to got to a special booth
>"sure why not"
>thought I was going to get a bj or whatever my drunk fucked up brain thought
>NOPE
>Get in the booth and it's was a glass wall
>the girls get in on the other side
>started playing with themself and dirty talk
>"take out your hard big dick for us" etc
>started laughing bc everything was so ridiculous
>walks out and paid foh da show
>Told my friend about everything, we laughed and walked to another bar instead
>1hr lapdance
Who the fuck wants a one hour lapdance?
How do I know which strip clubs offer blowjobs/sex?
From here, it sounds like it's cheaper than a hooker for some fucking reason.
You have any credible sources to back up that shit you're pulling out your ass or is it all "gut feeling".
You're probably right about the imported/ former sex slaves.
At the club I was at the floor workers were mostly Dominican. The pol dancers were- as they told me while I touched their ass and tits:
2 twins from Johannesburg. I remembered this one because of the South Africa meme about aids. These girls were black but bleached at some point.
1 Ukrane. I remembered this because the Ukraine meme.
1 Asain girl from the Philipeans with bad teeth.
The rest I didn't bother to ask.
I cant wait until God destroys every last one of you immoral pieces of trash.
In the US there's stripclubs and tittybars
tittybars serve alcohol
That hurts user...
>"take out your hard big dick for us" etc
At least they tried to make you feel "big"
>styrip club
>cheaper than a hooker
just curious how do you take all the available information and make the completely wrong decision based on it
what is it like to be stupid
brace yourself, froggy
in some states they girls aren't even allowed to expose their nipples
so in addition to no alcohol they have pasties on their breasts
I've taken 3 strippers home after they finished work. I also dated/fucked one for awhile. They can be fun, just go in and forget the world and be whoever you want. Enjoy some lush tits. Be degenerate. Who cares.
If you google the club, you might be able to deduce what goes on there from any headlines in the local paper.
If you ever go, always keep your eye on your drink. Strippers have been known to drop drugs in your drink, then steal your wallet. Unless its a high end Vegas type club, don't get mixed drinks. Stick to bottle beer.
>I'd wager about 60% of US domestic strippers are imported and are former sex slaves.
rofl the shit that people say authoritatively on this board that reveals they have just never ever left the house
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I have unironically fucked strippers in a strip club for free.
If you dont have 500 to blow or better dont walk in the door. Spend your face off or its pointless
Yep at least they tried...
>Who cares.
Your aids
That is how you get stds
Don't have to.
An user asked for some public proof so I used the googlefu to help him along. Now even the shareblue late shift has something to keep them occupied.
Saudi's & Turks are the worst. I thought it was Odessians but no girl ever 'willingly' goes to Dubai.
You cheated on her m8
This but I'd say not just a joke, strip clubs are completely degenerate for any man with self-respect
Jesus fuck, I wouldn't do it without a condom man.
You losers need to go a club with young, good looking women.
It ain't no joke then.
Pretty much.
Strip clubs are a place for female drug addicts to go to get money from dumb drunk men.
Sounds like a cover for prostitution.
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$40 blowjobs.
It is, a champagne room that costs a few hundred is just a private room to fuck strippers.
You give the stripper the few hundred and tip the bouncer like $40 or so...
Sure it is. I can spend a tenth of what would otherwise at the bar and take them home
B-but Hollywood said that having children and a stable relationship is bad and that strip clubs are full of hot women that want to fugg without any consequences.
If anyone of you is married and go to strip clubs, you deserve your woman doing the same. Degenerates.
I married a stripper, but dumped that bitch when I found out she was a slut.
Fuck off
Rofl, oh america.
Pascha brothel / stripclub in cologne, one of the biggest in europe.
25 euros entrance to the stripclub, drinks (yes shitloads of alcohol) included in the entry all night, hot 18-30 year old slav chicks dancing fully naked, next door is the brothel. 30 euros bj 50 euros half an hour fucking.
Thats next level, it also has the gentlemans club which is like 250 euro entry and no free drinks but free fucking as much as you want all night with the chicks present. Did that one night with my Ultra group, was fun as hell. gentlemans club only had chicks that just turned 18 or werent older than 20.
literally what is the point of a strip club?
why would you pay money to see naked girls you cant do anything with while getting horny next to your male friends?
I can imagine this being exciting if it's like 60 years ago before internet porn and women being sluts who will fuck you for free but in 2017 it seems turbo retarded
Might as well just buy one of these sex dolls if you want to fuck a piece of rubber with plastic tits.
No risk of STDs, no saliva, sweat or semen from other men on it and it will be cheaper in the long run.
>leave these places
>beaten to death by "migrants"
oh, yermany
>proof that the jews won ww2
Well, there is a difference. First the dancers rub on you. With a sex doll, you rub on the doll. Dancers are animated, while a doll is not.
Body heat also has something to do with it. Its hard to deal with room temp latex.
Just get a wife/gf. Get her into some kinky stuff like giving you a lapdance or some sort of role play for fun.
Or just go all out on VR. Haptic feedback dakimakura with automatic suction action. Connect the drainage pipe to your local spermbank and you can autocuck sterile people as well.
I always wanted to go to a strip club at least once, but I'm worried it will smell gross inside and I won't be able to enjoy anything. also I don't know how I would react if a black girl was trying to get money from me.
confirmed retard who does not know shit about strip clubs
used to be a limo driver for some clubs over the years and got to know the ins and out pretty well. the vast majority of the women working at strip clubs are just normal women, mostly single moms.
strippers do not have a "contract" for the night, never even heard of such a thing. the standard is the girl pays a fee, usually something like $40 to dance a shift, like 6 hours. she keeps everything she earns, but has to tip out the floor manager and dj, like $20 each. ex-gf used to be a stripper, not the best looking, but she made nearly $1200 every night at the club. it is easy to take beta's money.
Contrary to popular belief, in most civilized areas, you really are never going to find "extras" inside a club, pretty much every place has cameras now and bouncers peeking in every 5 minutes in the vip rooms. The most you can hope for is getting a dancer's number and working something out, outside of the club.
>just get a wife/gf
says the guy who cheated on his wife with 3rd world scum at a strip club
I've been to strip clubs all over the world.
Varies so much from place to place.
Most places in the west, you have high-class strip clubs where you can do a lot if you're so loaded our don't give a shit, but you're reduced to, yes, being robbed if you're normal or even a little rich. You will sit around and get largely nothing for a lot of money, as well as be subject to highly trained and experienced women trying to hustle you.
There's also always the lowly, degenerate rapefugee/immigrant strip clubs. There you pay a lot less, they treat you a lot better and you'll likely get a lot more, but you might get killed, raped or some such.
Here in the east, strip clubs are more like a mall of prostitutes. 90% of strippers will agree to sleep with you for a very modest fee (bit more than escorts, but not THAT much more) and they let you touch anything you want (within reason) while dancing. The downside is a lot of these clubs are owned by retards who will tell them to treat you like shit, as in for example if you forgot to take out cash and go to an ATM outside the club (all good clubs have ATMs right outside) they will have two security guards go with you, even if you left your wallet or w/e at the club. Just shit customer service.
In the UK and US strip clubs are an absolute waste imo, you get nothing for a lot of money and the atmosphere is quite sub-par.
$1000 for a cold latex hole. I can't imagine what happens when you die, and your relatives are cleaning out your place, and they find the life like sex doll with dried sperm all over the place.
What will they say about you when they find your sex dolls and your porn stash?
Also strippers are usually very nasty, very conniving bitches who want to cheat and screw you over.
Escorts are much nicer.
No the people who always get beat up in front of these establishments are drunk shitskins who cant behave. Almost exclusivly. Most of the bouncers are bikers anyway.
We only went there on a lark. I've only gone a handfull of times in my life.
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who cares? you're dead.
I mean really what's more embarrassing, your family finding out you spend money fucking junkies in a strip club when you catch aids or herpes or finding out you own an expensive sex toy? Either way how embarrassed could a dead guy possibly be?
Internet can't give you a lapdance, nor can you feel it up with a G&T in your other hand.
But you're exemplifying that nothing exceeds like excess.
They advertise or people talk about lamb chops in their reviews
Still cheating, you had sexual contact with a woman other than your wife, even worse you paid for it.
You think your wife would prefer you to pay scarred up diseased drug addicts to touch your dick or have a piece of rubber you occasionally masturbate with when she's not in the mood?
Nobody ever left their wife to go mastubate with a piece of rubber. Plenty of men have been through hellish divorces for cheating.
And even if you are fucking these whore you have to wrap you dick in rubber anyway so if anything the sex doll will probably feel better than fucking the stripper and you don't have to deal with the guilt or fear of being caught out.
You cheated bro. You even hid it from your wife. Would you want your wife feeling up a dude and letting him rub up on her.
What ever Stacey. This guy did nothing wrong.
Depends on the club but over here you can usually fuck them
t. guy who got to fuck a Swedish stripper once but couldnt cum because I was too drunk :(
Always knowledge in digits
lol, my current gf loves it when i visit strippers, especially if she can smell them on me. hottest sex ever from her when I come home from the club and tell her all the women I was with.
Yeah but you told your gf the other guy hid it.
If it wasn't cheating why did he have to come home, have a secret shower and quickly wash the clothes he wore from his wife. Why wouldn't he just tell her what he did?
I'm not condemning him for it, I don't give a shit. I'm just saying that fucking a rubber doll is preferable to strip clubs. Strip clubs are gross and nobody should support them by giving them money.
You could probably even convince your wife to allow you to own a sex doll. For instance get one custom made and modeled after some pics you have of her at her hottest and tell her it's because you want to preserve her beauty or some bullshit, she's gonna hit menopause and loose all interest in sex at some point anyway, and you will always have some hot thing stashed in a closet to fuck. If she's unreasonable about you having a sex toy like that tell her it's like a man being jealous of a vibrator or table or something. The point being all kinds of women own dildos and nobody gets all mad about it and until now seeing a prostitute or going to a strip club to have drug addicts cheat you out of excess amounts of money was the only option men had to get a sexual release except from their hand. If you just want the release just get a flesh-ight and watch some porn. If you really want to play with rubber tits you can spend ten grand and buy some for your aging wife and risk all kinds of other medical problems for her in the future, pay some scarred up drug addict for 10 minutes of shame, or buy a rubber toy to use when you get in the mood. Toy is the best option in the long run and has no real risk other than some embarrassment if someone judgmental finds out about it before you die.
Your gf is a cuck.
What's the deal with female cucks?
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>went to one a long while ago with a bunch of friends. I sat down, and laughed at the strippers the entire time
Cunt's a leaf whattaya expect
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that chick looks like a nigga in a wig
this is one of the main reasons i wont go to these places
Dude lapdances are like $20 and last like 5 minutes tops. That was just a cover for them giving you a full service. lol
That video is pretty spot on. Obviously the strip club is owned by a man and the bouncers are men but the rest is under the control of women who despise their jobs and you. This means the customer service will be god awful. They go out of there way to suck out as much money from you as they can (obviously) and often try to get you black out drunk so you're more prone to their tricks. I'm completely understanding of this but I hate just how much they hate you and how the less professional ones show it (although that can be a turn on). That said it can be a fuckton of fun if you keep your wits about you and you drag out as much free shit as you can before having to gtfo so the bouncers don't mash you to pulp. You just have to accept that you're walking into a scam, any money you pay will be a complete rip off, hookers are cheaper and you actually get what you want, enjoy the nude women and fucking leg it when you've pushed them too far. Basically its a degenerate roller-coaster where you have to balance your horniness, bartering, alcohol consumption, charisma and physical well being. The rush is almost worth it.
>Not going to the strip club with your sexy red pilled black wife
Get on my level
>Go to first strip club at 25
>My two friends purchased me some drinks and we sat down watching girls
>As soon as I Sit down a girl tells me to buy a rose for $20 which I did
>I bought her the rose she was holding and she walked away
>Back to the girls on stage
>They keep telling me that each girl is super hot as the girls walk around the stage
>I forgot my glasses so I couldn't even see
>No matter
>Eventually they gasp and tell me one girl there is a girl from highschool we knew called Amy
>She eventually gets to our side and they all have a laugh and she runs off stage
>I only knew because of their conversation I didn't see shit
>She also got no tips lel
>I'm pretty drunk now and one old woman comes up and asks me to buy a dance
>Shes 5/10 and about 40
>I have never touched a girl let along seen one dance before so I consider it
>I only have $300 in my account and she costs $250
>I ask her if she can split it with me and my bro without realising how awkward that would be and how stupid it sounded as a question
>I tell her to never mind and I'll pay her $100
>She tells me to be a man and pay her $250 so I pay her $250
>We walk to the private room and she asks me if I'm a virgin
>I say yes and she tells me she knew it.
>We sit down and she starts getting naked
>Can't see her because no glasses
>She asks me why i'm so quiet
>Tell her I'm blind without my glasses
>She thinks i something about "her ass being gassy" or some shit and is now clearly pissed due to tone in her voice
>Dance is over before my eyes could focus to see a nipple
>We all leave because I'm out of money and I feel ripped off because I can't see shit and all the girls now know I'm a virgin
>Redpilled
>Black wife
>Going to strip club
There are so many contradictions here but I am intrigued nonetheless
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Go to Chinese KTV or Korean KTV if you want some fun that the wife can't really find out about.