I can:
1.) Tell the difference between a Swede, Finn, Estonian or Latvian based on looks
2). Know police "10 code" jargon (and a lot of that is regionally based but based on region, I know how to read it)
3). Can instantly give a radio frequency to listen to for any world event
4). Where applicable, can instantly find a webcam or periscope to watch the Happening from
How about you?
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I have no talents, I've been playing video games my entire life and never had a job.
I don't even know how to "modify(?)" a computer, I just play games and put everything to low settings.
I think I may be the most useless human being on the planet, but at least I'm white.
You're not useless. You just haven't found your calling.
My mommy says I'm very handsome
strong breeding genes
I can fuck your wife and make her cum instantly with muh dick
i post very frequently in all caps to hype up the happening
i also post appropriate thread themes
No, no you can't. She died trying to rescue a kid who fell in the undertow of the Detroit River a few years ago.
criminal mind
honed understanding of cause and effect.
chin up bud. if we met I would buy you a beer. instead im cracking one open for you.
Intuitive?
Being white is not enough.
You have to conjure up the will from within yourself to do something, learn a skill, anything.
Nature will not spare you just because your ancestors survived against the odds again and again, you have to prove to nature that you too can survive the odds.
Learn a craft, learn to shoot, learn to negotiate, anything.
Don't waste the European spirit that you have given.
Electrician and electrical hobbyist, car enthusiast, amateur machinist.
Experience rebuilding engines.
Experience in 'energetic chemistry'.
Also built pic related in middle school out of junk for a kickass 4th of July party, range is about 50 feet @ 130psi.
Also have access to boats and I know how to sail.
just pick up a hobby that interests you and start doing it on the side increasing how long you do it progressively, do it when you get dead brain from gaming too long and you realize youre not having fun playing/feel generally shitty, godspeed
He can still fuck her
I have a gun and basic military training
i have a car
im good at raising morale
i can smell a nig several meters away
He found Christine's body? We always figured whe sank somewhere near Fermi II or Luna Pier.
>We = She
I can shitpost and derail a tread pretty quickly.
What's the difference between swedenigger and a finn?
Also, is that a dude in pic related?
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Actually, I'm more like this
Imagine the braps from this one.
I'm apart of a group you guys may have heard of called "anonymous" whenever there is a happening, i send the info to them so that they may do something about it
I'd be useful during a happening. I'm a programmer but my hacking skill is maybe like 20%. I probably couldn't hack any terminals or keypads. And the power's probably going to die anyway. Unless you'd need me to spend a few weeks making a program I'm dead weight.
Man I could teach you everything I know in a few months it's no big deal. But there would be no more computers during the happening so fuck.
We could reminisce about video games.
That's it. We have to record video game history for future generations.
Each one of us must remember a video game by heart and be able to recount it to future generations.
>im good at raising morale
POST BOIPUSSY
>can cook a lot of things
>can hunt and fish, also traps
>know wild foods, and herbs and their various uses
>know how to make a lot of things, from manufacturing graphite, making gunpowder, to gold plating forks, I know how to make chemicals and extract them too.
>can make guns out of random shit
Oh also I used to have 2400 wn7 in world of tanks, I think that's 4000ish wn8 overall.
Medfag here
I can stitch you up and administer penicillin shots for the more rapey pollacks that are bound to reveal themselves.
You will never: youtube.com
Protein farts are okay.
i'm kind of attracted to androgynous girls who look a little like dudes but not in the "i'm transitioning" sense
but like a rainbow colored toad i know better than to touch
sigh
I'm just a really fun guy.
Electric/basic electronics, metallurgy if that's possible, I make my own bullets I'm overly attentive with mechanical maintenance. My desktop is minimalist I'm better than most with strategy
Almost always know when someone is lying or being disingenuous even when they're clever or subtle about it.
Instinctual sense of direction (I'm pretty good at just guessing at whatever direction it is I need to go for whatever)
I can shoot a bow and arrow with relatively reliable accuracy.
Good people person, if that's even a real skill and not just containing your autism. All my enemies are my friends, if you know what I mean.
Also I am a mechanical engineer and also know how to repair cars. Probably considerably more useful than an average amerishart.
1) I know algebraic topology
2) I can eat a bigmac in less than 40 seconds
3) I can smoke 40 cigarretes in 1 day
4) I can eat any disgusting thing I find, so no starvation during happening
I know how to UP vote.
Your move nigga.
Rape specialist in white women
I know a lot of people like you, you're not the most useless being, at least a tie with 5 more people I know.
kek
YO THIS A BAIT THREAD NEWFAGS-
DON'T GIVE THE CIA YOUR SKILLSET ASSHOLES
im a machinist by trade.
i can build primitive structures (im sure most of you can)
i can hunt.
i know basic first aid
and have been trying to atleast learn more
about it even if i cant practice it in a school
im white
i can burp the alphabet.
I have a rifle and a bottle of lube and I'm not afraid to use either.
I'm excellent at crafting fingerboxes
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Hello old friend
I'm a good talker. I also know basic veterinary and human medicine and have a lot of traditional farm knowledge and skills. Most importantly, I'm Texan.
Niggers tongue my anus.
roody poo
I can touch my nose with my tongue.
I am proficient in Tiger-Crane Style, and I am more than proficient in the exquisite art of the Samurai sword.
>Claims to be an expert at crafting fingerboxes
>Posts one with only one hole
Kill yourself.
Working EMT for 6 years. Worked as a deckhand for 2. Reload my own ammunition in all major calibers along with a few obscure ones like 6.5 jap, 9x21, and almost all straightwalled pistol calibers.
Once kept an 88 cutlass running for 16 years using only duck tape, zip ties, water bottles, and half a snorkel.
I'm also a savant at those "spot the difference" things in kids magazines.
I have impeccable transdar. To prove it: your picture is of a biological woman.
I´m determined and tireless. I can speak several languages. I can grow weed. I can orientate by night in southern hemisphere by looking the Southern Cross star formation in the sky. I can eat anything.
I can touch your tongue with my balls.
Your move.
multihole fingerboxes are a meme, much like 223
I have Sherlock level deduction skills. Like, noticing different lengths of your eyebrow hair and the color of the skin around your fingers, noticing immediately you've been trapping/transitioning. I should really become some kind of investigator.
Similarly, I can sneak into damn near anywhere, often affecting a persona with a backstory. It used to be a hobby of mine, getting into restricted or high security areas. Confidence and knowing the power of people's laziness is key.
I can pick locks. I can kick some serious ass if the need calls for asses to get kicked. I can make friends with near anyone, and I do mean anyone. I have theoretical but not working knowledge about improvised demolition substances.
Well, nothing in particular.
I spend most of my time studying paterns of prehistoric human migrations, civilisations, geography, mineralogy. Basicaly the stuff, that would be super useful 10.000 years ago, but is now meaningless.
If you want to know, if i was given group of folk i have to lead into glorious civilisation, iang had to chose place, it would be around La Paz river.
I'll have you know I had 3 different fingerboxes throughout my teens, and none of them had fewer than 2 holes. Single holers are for normies and you know it.
Oh yeah and I can sorta speak/understand Japanese, Spanish, Italian, and French.
Elaborate on the 1st point
I can ward women off by making them feel uncomfortable
>2). Know police "10 code" jargon (and a lot of that is regionally based but based on region, I know how to read it)
Not every agency uses the gay 10 code system.
I bring nothing of value.
You lads bring the content I am but a parasite that consumes it.
I drive
Yes, I tend to get the right answer even with only a handful of facts. I even consider angles that appear irrelevant because you never know how a thread will unravel until you start pulling. I would go as far as to say that simply creating chaos with the irrelevant can at times be sufficient to begin producing relevant facts as the other acting parties are forced to react around the created shitmess. If anything is my biggest limiter it would be the scarcity of good intel and my lack of education in regards to overcoming that limitation.
but I digress.
I'm good at the mechanical side of people. It's amazing what you can do with just a lever.
Now if only I can get a job as a sociopath instead of shitposting on a sudanese art trading forum
>implying a handful of honest shitposts at 3am on a chinese finger puppet usenet arent drowned out by the 6 millions shitposts all day every day on social media platforms
>implying actual rednecks with arsenals in bumfuck dixie arent 9999x a bigger threat than some larping lanklets on the internet
1. have seeds and spores and the knowledge on how to grow them
2. have a secret stash of mdma if the happening is confirmed
3. I'm a good shot and suicidal so I'm a good expendable resource
you can burn down a forest with a single match.
where human interaction differs from fire, is that where as fire spreads on its own, the spread of shitposting relies on the emotions of the beholder
overpowering their reason
>stronk and loyal
>good team leader
>I do construction so I'm good with my hands
>people like me for some fucking reason
>I'm a Mick so pretty much white
>pol ever contributes something to a happening
I can force people to be skeptical of me.
I'm also God.
Delet this sham copy of a copy.
Meme master with Woodworking and gardening as hobbies
I can spin and twist arguments with help of advanced brain gymnastics. This year alone I have redpilled around 50 people including an Arab.
tell me about the fingerbox
what goes in the hole?
I'm a locksmith.
>I don't even know how to "modify(?)" a computer, I just play games and put everything to low settings.
Don't feel bad. I do this as well, I'm completely tech illiterate
I got a cheap pick set recently, its pretty fun except knowing how easily i could pick the doors to my house
Hmmmm...
1. I'm a decent shot with a rifle
2. I can do agricultural field work
3. I can do auto collision repair
4. Registered scuba diver (havnt been out in years)
5. I can ride horse
6. I'm good at submarine simulators
That's about all I can think of for now.
Same here, Always wanted a gaming pc, but I don't think I could manage putting one together.
Shit literally only goes in the hole its ment to these days
computers are actually simple as shit, they're basically like an 8-piece lego set. First you figure out what processor you want then check what socket it is and what motherboard will accommodate it. You can read reviews and easily steal ideas from other people's builds. Then you find a power supply, heatsink and fan for the cpu (if it doesnt come with one) cd-rom drive, HDD (dont get an m.2 unless you know for sure it's compatible), case, a fan or 2 and video card if you want one. Pirate an OS. They sell barebones kits as well that come with like half these parts that are compatible, together as a bundle
just go on pcpartspicker.com and look up people's builds to see what works and what has good reviews. Get parts on newegg, amazon or tigerdirect. You save a shitload of money and its not hard
Soldier, firefighter, paramedic, can shoot decent and carry large loads (lel) long distances. Also my blue eyed blonde hair genes will surely be worth a pretty silver quarter in our utopian future.
I was a small engine mechanic for years, can pick locks, am an ok shot, practice Jiu jitsu, and can always tell if a person is lying.
>I can draw
>I can play the guitar ,piano and harmonica
>I can identify females, newfags and redditors based on their posting style
>I can masturbate for 7+ hours if I feel like it
>I can handle a bow and arrow
>I can masturbate to traps without feeling like a faggot
>I can learn most languages to near expert proficiency in around 6 months
>I can rig up electronical contraptions and basic circuits
>can make guns
>can program
Nothing but my bp I'm afraid.
I heard that. With my $5 fasttech.com set I keep in my car I can get into most cars that have keyholes.
1) They the fact that Britainians can't afford for coffee
Poor poorfags
i can work on software for encrypted communication through the interwebs
I know how to tame boars
it's extremely easy to tell a swede from a finn though
But can you shit in a toilet?
literally me except I learned useful computer skills being too poor to buy all the video games I wanted to play
even made mmo bots with lua and python
also got sick of video games and moved on to linux because windows 10 sucks
Shitposting.
Clear and simple.
I don't think we'd have toilets during a happening,maybe we'd be digging holes in the ground. Indians shit in streets to prepare themselves for happenings :^)
>speak 3,5 languages (finnish, Swedish, English)(still learning german)
>can also Read danish, norwegian and Limited dutch
>armchair general
>armchair historian (as in I know the most history among my social circle but in reality only know basics)
>I can go 16 hours without peeing and 50 without shitting
>know some traditional stuff (basic farming, basic folk medicine etc.)
I can produce music and teleport. But I can only teleport on Saturdays, it really takes a lot outta me.
I can edge for several hours and accurately hit each blade of my ceiling fan.
I am not sure how splooge powers will help during the Day of the Rope, but when the time comes, I'll be ready, dick in hand.
I like you since I can recognise we have a similar mind.
pros:
>medical knowledge
>very good at recognising logical relations between pieces of information
>138IQ
>good at split second decisions
>wouldn't hesitate to pull a trigger
cons:
>bad stamina
>tend to forget about things
I can put my leg behind my head