/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "You Know What My Mother Used to Call Me? 'Dangerous" EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, audio only) 7/10/17
youtu.be/jVt9Tbkh5Xw
>WH Press Brief (Mark Short, audio only) 7/10/17
youtu.be/l_F49S-Z7z4
>Pres Trump @ G20 WH Video 7/10/17
youtu.be/hwbUJ2cb1AU
>SoS T-Rex w/Pres Poroshenko (Ukraine) presser 7/9/17
youtu.be/PnyB40F2-Wg
>Pres Trump helps marine with hat, wind takes it back 7/8/17
youtu.be/dHrQvIh0hxQ
>Pres Trump meets w/PM Lee Hsieng Loong (Singapore) 7/8/17
youtu.be/Za8FArAo8ak
>Pres Trump/Ivanka mingling @g20 7/8/17
youtu.be/Vgs2OFgrwPk
>Pres Trump @ Womens Econ Panel 7/8/17
youtu.be/IAmt4w9Du-8
>Pres Trump meets w/PM May (UK) 7/8/17
youtu.be/6RGRbYt424Y
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #24 7/7/17
youtu.be/PBN0G6PsQvI
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Trump & Women
youtu.be/DOwpW8cv730
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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nigbers

>tfw you are so in psychosis you create a fanfic alternate universe and fill it with your delusions because you can't accept your candidate lost

Look at the Youtube trends.

MR PRESIDENT

COMMENCE THE DAILY SHITPOSTING
TROLL THE LEFTIES

FOUR!

SCOOOOOOOPS!

Kill me

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>be /sg/
>hype up a game of virtual divegrass
>shit talk /ptg/ for days in advance
>shit talking reaches a crescendo during the hours before the game, amerisharting and death to pmurt intensifies
>game starts
>/sg/ loses
>/ptg/ barely even cared or knew this was going on in the first place
>tfw we win without even knowing it now

Speaking of which, did anybody follow that divegrass cup? How did we do?

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Jr is going to jail and will take drumpf downwith him

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AWOO~

Good Morning /ptg/

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I feel like it's ironic, but I know it's not and someone is still this assblasted.

I love Kellyanne.

MORNING?

Now show me the demographics of these statistics.

twitter.com/FoxNews/status/884567480336822277

Neon Demon was a load of wankery.

teenagers fucking each other is the natural way, it's the society that can't allow them to maintain a familly

It is absolutely not ironic and is 100% pure assblast

Most of these aren't even jokes in any way and are just REEEEEEEEE

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It's noon in here
>Woke up at 6am

Starting to get my sleeping schedule back, altho that does mean I do miss my daily tucking

You should get some sleep, you need to rest and save that energy for all the shitposting to come

Imagine a state will a large illegal population has a high teen birth rate. What are the odds?

Nice to see Krauthammer finally stand up for something

We could use some help over in Operation Crashing CNN.

PART

He committed no crime. Sleazy? Yes.
Ethically troubling? Yes. But there is no crime. Damaging to Trump? Yes.

>Trump says JonBenet Ramsey had "the makings of a 10"

It's neither sleazy nor damaging to anyone. It's standard campaign practice, everyone does it all the time.

I'll be fine, I just need some of my go juice: liberal tears.

We need to normalize it goy!

Who won the tournament in the end? And why is South Africa on the list? We dindu nuffin.

Trump literally wiggled around a dozen sexual assault charges, this Russia bullshit is nothing.

Wrong on all accounts summerfag

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Now that we flipped the 6th, repubs are confident enough to abandon the orange and begin the impeachment process.
Sorry, pumpkins!

50 out of 242
holy shit

Jewtube at its finest.

91% approval rating. Lol.
No president will ever get that.

Imagine living under the impression that the KKK is a massive organization still roaming the streets

I mean you can so easily tell what kind of a basic liberal white millennial the blog owner is

>muh climate change
>muh womyn's rights
>muh celebrities
>muh ebil Russians
>muh ebil Republicans
>muh literally Hitler^3 Blumpf
>muh amazing minorities

That's about it. That's all that goes trough her head

is anybody else screenshotting them now? I'm taking a break until they bother us again. you can only see enough death to americas and plebbit tier memes like pic related before it loses it's punch, it's always the same thing with that bunch

anyways, I don't know about the divegrass thing, I only watched the first day

>Late October 2020
>muh Russia is still a thing
>voters are thoroughly sick of it, but it's all the Democrats have left after getting decimated at the last midterms
>Finally a new leak arrives
>Definitive proof Trump colluded
>He wins in a landslide anyway
>Leaks later proved to come from a Mr John Miller

You can never appease niggers.

Well go ahead and list the crimes. And remember, she wasn't a foreign government. She was a foreign private citizen hired by the DNC

a cute

Hello again, Zeena poster.

I missed your crime part, because I didn't read your shit post. You're wrong on everything else though

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gonna tell you one more time, take it easy on that shit wolfie

Kellyanne is so fucking hot

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/ptg/ won

Are you fucking serious? She looks like a waxwork that's been left out in the sun

tucker sold out!

This actually speaks to me a bit

It strikes a mix of optimism wanting to pursue your hopes and dreams just to spite the universe

and wanting to give it all up

and something in the middle, which most of us all settle in.

Yeah I know I just regurgitated what the text is but fuck you its strong

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So no crimes. Got it. Which means no jail

I don't take screenshots. I just save some of the funny ones you others post.
Maybe so. Someone posted pic related recently and it tells a different story.

Jesus Christ shut the fuck up you failed abortion.

Who did we win against?

BTFO!

vdare.com/articles/pat-buchanan-alone-perhaps-but-is-trump-right

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There there, /sg/. Maybe you can win in the semi finals, or next year. I told you all this shit talking would backfire

A slimy looking jew telling everyone about the evils of Judaism isn't selling out. Its more like a public service announcement.

/mlpol/. Then as tradition we got JUST by the boss

The General that shall not be mentioned

>Jew defines terms differently than Anglos do
Odd. It's almost like they speak a different language, or are a different race entirely.

BREAKING NEWS!

no way, links?
what about /sg/, who did they lose to?

> Pretends he's laughing
> In reality has an obsession that literally keeps him awake at night about people who don't care for him, bothering people who don't care about the obsession

Sad!

>”I’m calling for the immediate arrest of Jared Kushner.”

That’s the the opening line of the video. I can’t decide. Does this hysterical content help or hurt us? It may be revealing how crazy the left is getting, or does it radicalize?

hooktube.com/watch?v=YdnT4fmWq18&feature=youtu.be

He's quick on his feet.

The final was against /mlpol/

The best game was probably against /eirepol/

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Sounds like something Hamilton would say

If I'm not mistaken, to Sup Forums too

Got a link?

Reminder that this is what the chat looked like not even an hour before the big game

All of that was gone once we won, really makes you think

scores? was /sg/ buttblasted like maltafag is?

AND

PARCEL

> He actually thinks I'm assblasted about a game of FIFA set on AI with custom teams

Get help, man. This obsession is unhealthy.

who got him, us or the ruskies?

PARCEL

If the Founders came back, which state would they want to live in?

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Detroit, MI

Spics m8

can't find a VOD on it. Don't remember the streamer

Only /sg/ was obsessed enough to make oc of the upcoming game. Then, they lost, while they shit talked all the way. /ptg/ didn't even care, most people didn't even know the game was going to happen

I told you I'm never letting this go. You tried so hard, but in the end, it didn't even matter. Pathetic, just like your general. Looking forward to kicking your ass again next year

a state of despair

OR probably Vermont of NH or Maine.

>tfw the summer 2014 Sup Forums vs. /mlp/ game

What are the g20 meetings anyways?

They would form an army. They wouldn't recognise anyone as huwhite.

florida

>Reality upsets me
You don't say

>not making content for Sup Forums cups
Prime time for autism m8. /ptg/ didnt make anything for it?