How would you react if you found out that the girl you are dating is a roastie?

How would you react if you found out that the girl you are dating is a roastie?

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This is why I only date Japanese women.

Fuck off back to /r9k/

Do mental gymnastics about how I shouldn't dump her while also expect not to be dumped because of my curved and circumcised (mutilated) penis

Also OP is a huge faggot

Israeli song calls for open borders and peace worldwide
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ask her to show it then put my penis inside it

tfw NEVER encountered a roastie in the wild before
>feelsbadman

>Dating

She's already a roastie. "Dating" was unthinkable 100 years ago.

What a beautiful cunt

>dating a sarlacc
>much less a roastie boss sarlacc

Fun fact:
Pussies look different, not all are innies, not all are outies.
Thats not a roastie thats just a simple outie.
You faggots would know if youd ever seen a few chicks in person.

would this happen to my cousin if I fuck her every day for 3 years?

only faggots like u think a circumsized penis is bad. women crave my well formed snipped dick. not my fault you have literally smegma and stis dripping from your nasty covering (which also makes the head really small). i bet women giggle when they see it, wondering if they will feel it or enjoy the thin weak head. fucking loser

I am. Not my favorite thing aesthetically but she's incredibly tight, by far the tightest pussy I've ever fucked, so I can deal with it.

i dunno, if i loved her, i'd ignore it, if i was on the fence maybe a deal breaker?

is she also hard to stimulate?

The shocking part would be finding out that I was dating a girl.

Enjoy your lost sensetivity, abused redneck

Well Muhammad, even goats come in two genders.

>"I AM NOT ANGRY!!": the post

Who could be behind this post?

this kid still thinks chicks cunts change with mileage.

exception for stretched out whores

pic not related.. perfect cunt. i'd suck that all day beta fag

2nd cousin even. Just be done with it and fuck your sister.

Point is outies are vile and no man with standards would dare touch one

Oh boy is it that time again?

Double plus Kek

This.

Shhh... let the virgins have their delusional fantasies.
It's not like they're going to actually see a vagina in person.

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>Israeli song calls for open borders
The why isn't Israel accepting refugees?
Check mate schlomo.

All women are roasties until proven otherwise
>camping trip camping on dicks
>spring break springing on dick
>study abroad studying dicks
>volunteer work giving dicks a home
>bachelorette party buying dick
she a good girl she didnt do nuffin

I avoid the problem altogether by exclusively dating traps and fembois

And? did that little rant make you feel better about your gimped dick?

I literaly never have any smegma on my dick because i shower daily. My gland is pretty big so no idea what you are on about.
You have literaly no idea about it. Because you dont know anything else but an unsensitive dried out dick. Its sad and i feel bad for you but you shouldnt go one some ape shit flinging rant just because you are mad you had no say in it.
Your parents got played by the jews and your infantile foreskin probably refreshed some rich ladies face in switzerland ;^)

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What's wrong with her being a nromie.
I can always info dump her with my private library before i cum up her ass.

Calm down there buddy. We dont need any Jihads around here.

You do know that the posision of the labia has nothing to do with how much sex you've had, right?

Sure thing, leave them to us while you search for your perfect virgin right-wing anime-loving blonde blue-eyed pubescent looking accordeon-playing dreamgirl
Dumbass

kek

holy shit

>when the real Sup Forumsack posts on Sup Forums

Im cut and dont really care, i get sufficient sexual enjoyment.

But im pretty sure uncut guys have more. Sex is primitive, nasty, animal, and the more animalistic it is the better it is. So, "the way nature intended" will feel best. If nature and evolution has done anything well it has been making sex intrinsically desirable.

You don't have to be upset, Tyrone.

The fuck does "roastie" even mean?

If you're talking about labia minora... you won't ever get laid with that attitude anyway so enjoy your sad little delusions, permavirgin

Highly underrated post

holy shit

>not all are innies
Dude what? I've been with my fair share, what the fuck are you talking about.
Life isn't like porn

>How would you react if you found out that the girl you are dating is a roastie?

All the more reason to stay away.

No way...

Can't happen to me, because 2D women are always perfect and pure down there.

Roasties detected

The nose knows

Imam Achmed is going to circumcise your grandkids Hans.

This is SO going on reddit :D

t.pissy woman

Relax sperglord. Methinks you might have a cock obsession? Suppose it's understandable since you do have a kikeumcision! lol

>I avoid the problem altogether by being a faggot
FTFY

Wow, namefagging it too, porncuck

You going to ask to see their labia before you talk to them? That'll go well

trips of truth squared

>Says the namefag

fuckin kek

>when you realize you've been too long on Sup Forums

audible kek