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Ask what you will

If you're truly ok with this post, you are a traitor. Memes aside, there's gotta be a limit.

how much meth skippy?

Im here to answer questions not fuck spiders

Are you an Anglo? Also Canadian here, AMA

Are you an abo?

got any good fart stories?

100% anglo

Negative on that one

This guy is from the Eastern States. Guaranteed.

Cunt, what city?

When I travel there, what accent should I use to pick up women?

Why are you up at 3am?

Do a Canadian one, women will flock to your call.

How do I move to Australia (from USA)?

Nunya

If you are from the south you've got fuck all chance, try and keep it somewhat clean and you shouldn't have a problem getting some aussie broads

QUEENSLAND

What a kangaroo taste like?

What do you think of turncuck pretending the libs didnt start as a conservative party?

In back school they told us you lads hold the World map upside down so 'stralia is on top of everyone else

do you really do something this cringy?

Are Aussies born shitposters, or is there a school for that art form?

fucking amazing, no joke

tastes excellent, a tender red meat that is great marinated

What's the actual Aussie beer of choice, since I've been told Fosters doesn't even exist over there.

Great northern co here

Do you like the Vengaboys?

catch a plane

What is your expirience with hue monkeys there?

no we don't
we don't have to look at a map to know we're better than other countries

What kind of Aboriginal meme magick do you use that grants you omnipotent shitposting powers?

degenerate trash

this

also, for OP, I heard through the grapevine a while back that the aus navy would take prior american squids, sound like bullshit or nah?

Sick as a dog with not much else to do

From my understanding if you are a skilled labourer or have a degree you shouldnt have much of a problem getting a working visa and eventually be able to apply for citizenship after x amount of years

I've never met a hue monkey in real life

meant for

Why are you up so late? Go to bed Bruce

>I've never met a hue monkey in real life
Lucky you

Tough to chew, has a metallic taste.

rate my crummydore

I drink Carlton Draught

You guys EAT kangaroos? WHAT THE FUCK

r8 my face

Pretty strong flavour but with a marinade i quite like it.

I think at the moment he is right (as much as i think he is a fool), the Libs are far to centrist and are pandering for votes. The parties are extremely unstable at the moment internally.

Thats literally the gayest thing i have ever heard.

We just excel at it.

Personally im a VB drinker. Forsters is huge in the UK but we wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

t. shlomo goldstein

careful, user, you can just about read the plate there (someone with better photoshop skills wouldn't have much trouble)

yeah aussie,you are lucky you didn't meet a REAL hue monkey.

hoon/10


>Personally im a VB drinker.
fucking disgusting

Ipswich/10

Isnt everyone who owns a commo a fucking thong flinging bogan monkey

lets see your faggot

Do a burnout

Its a hard earned thirst

There's a shit ton of beers here, Fosters is the swill we export.

VB and 4X are our Budweiser.

what, for cock?

Floridafag here, would you say Australian summers are worse than Floridian summers?

Im guessing you drink smirnoff double blacks?

Depends on what you consider worse, a dry heat or a humid heat.

>drinking

I'v not been to the states, however we do have extremely hot summers in certain areas. Inland, east and west coast is more of a dry heat, where as Northern Queensland is more of a tropical heat, the humidity is pretty fucked.

Explain

Some defective aussie with a complex has fucked with your maps. You might want to get that checked.

Why are wogs so damn superior to original aussie?

Why do Australians come onto Sup Forums when they're obviously not very hard trying to improve their country?

...

Our government is more cucked than swedens, and more corrupt than yours

Our country isnt fucked, because australians try very fucking hard to keep it that way

How quickly could you go out from your house and see a kangaroo?

>not very hard trying
At least we spoke proppa down here

Probably would have to drive about 20 minutes to have a good chance of seeing one.

>Personally im a VB drinker
Fucking boong tier beer mate. You probably drink Bintang when you go to Bali.

Don't tell me you are into that craft beer bullshit.

>Craft beer
>bullshit

Unironically kill yourself for not supporting local business, you are the kind of nigger killing this country

What do you think about Greek immigrants in Australia? We portray them as hard workers and/or low end bussinessmen here (i.e. Restauraunt owners) is that any true?

Make a decent craft beer that doesn't taste like fruit juice with rubbing alcohol, and ill start buying the overpriced shit.

Next thing that needs to happen is for all cyclists to be shot on sight and anyone caught watching Neighbors or Acurrent affair needs a bullet too.

You have to be a chink, there's no way you're that much of a faggot, even melbournites love craft beer

I haven't got a problem with them, generally pretty hard workers as are most wog's. Most Greek-Australians i know are either carpenters or restaurant owners so thats a pretty accurate depiction.

You've been locked in a room with an Brit, a Canadian, and a German. You have a gun with only two bullets. Who do you shoot?

How do you lose a war to a large chicken?

>Melbourne
>Faggot
>Craft beer
Well there's your problem

So many Greeceballs in Australia, I love it. I once saw a guy like pic related at a train station outside of Sydney and had a full fledged convo in Greek with him.

Fop

Canada and Germany, no brainer.
Have you seen the size of the fuckers?

I would shot myself. In the head. Twice

The Leaf and the Kraut

the canadian. twice.

Calm down Napoleon

Yeah ill second that.

I don't have any friends. I have never had a gf. I'm 34.

What are you doing up so late m8.

At least you're not a Slav.

Fuck off leaf noone asked you
Hmmm. Good to know. Thanks man

HAVE YE SEEN A SALTY CROC???

WHAT ABOUT EH FRESHIE!?!

Meth

How do I get a gf?

Question time, not Dr Phil. But go the the gym and read a book or something.

Is the internet really that bad there? I heard you guys get like 1 MB down

You Don't.

Take a few xanax, drink a beer, and get out of your house.

I'm sure some slavs have had gf's before. That makes them superior to me.

No, most of us are fucking boring cucks.
and this is the most controlled boring expensive cunt place on the planet and there fuck all to do but shit post.

Talking to girls is generally a pretty good start.

My D/L speed is around 4Mb/s. So yeah, its 3rd world. Smoke signal is a better form of information sharing down here.

Coopers