Failure to find a sexual partner is now a DISABILITY says World Health Organization

Are you ready for those neetbux, Sup Forums?

Oh shit. I won the motherfucking lottery, bitch!

They'll just force you to fuck a fatty

Fake.

I want gibs, backdated.

Being a virgin finally paid off.

I woulden't be surprised if this sort of thing eventually would spring out of the left. The more shitty the genetics the better. They need weak people, because only the weak will use their only power which they have in a democratic society to take from others so that they may continue to shit out kids until there is no one left to pull the load and it all falls to shit

when do I get handicapped parking

At least it would be sex.

better start sending me those neet bux

this

pls no

government issued waifus when ?

Chad pls go, the rest of us losers need love too

Sounds good. It would help white woman that put off getting preggo by making fertility treatments more likely to be covered by insurance. It's not the minorities that need help with reproducing

After all these years, I finally get to be oppressed too.

It better be a robot

Meh, I've never seen an ugly girl with a dick in her mouth

>government issued waifus when ?
probably just a little more money for jerking it into a cup. if they will take seed from a specimen like you.

I'm ready for UBI.

Universal Basic Intercourse

Everybody should get some sex everyday. If you want more then go out and work for it.

So what would this most likely do, realistically? I don't really know much about the WHO, and the article highlighting "people" in all caps worries me just a little.

top kek

And why isn't Homosexuality or any other LGBT degeneracy a disability?
Also why isn't Atheism a disability?

Because religion is a mental disability already

How is this a problem? Everyone can get a sexual partner
>White beta male
Travel to Thailand and get a nice south east Asian girl
>White fat female
Travel to Ghana or Senegal

Is rather fuck a flesh light glued to my computer than fuck a dirty jungle gook

OH HEEEEELLLLLLLLL NO!

I agree, but that wasn't the point. Finding a sexual partner is easy as fuck, betas just need to lower their standards first

Where do I secure my nogfbux? I'm okay with this type of welfare.

>October 2016

It just proves how many motherfuckers read things here, but hey, it is still funny.

>excuse me sir you're not supposed to park there
>it's ok ma'am I'm a virgin!

>all these poor fucks thinking it'll ever be applied to men

It says 'Sexual partner TO HAVE CHILDREN WITH', not sexual partner.
Face it, they only care about the poor unmarried 30+ roasties who can't find a beta to leech off and give them the kids they want.
This is how they'll phase in the bachelor tax

Are you guys really not having sex on a regular basis? That's sad. Everyone deserves pleasure

If they do that I'll move out of cuckanada

They are right though. In fairness.

They will import an extra arab or African for every childless woman that asks xD

>The year is 2060
>everyone worships the one true god satan
>I can't find a sexual partner and am labeled defective
>thrown into an oven which can cremate 1million defectives an hour
>the neet holocaust is NOW

Arranged marriages coming back bois.

Kek

Pic very related

Handicap parking access when? More welfare gibs when?

White men keeping the womens down.

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What if I don't want to fuck a black guy. What if I want a pure white US. veteran.
I don't think I would want neetbux
I just want cuddles.

We're are my final and free prostitutes?

>worry more about getting money than chasing pussy
>everyone gets to fuck a virgin girl
>nobody can fuck until they have a stable job

Find a flaw.

government issued waifus

You think you'll get neetbux and be left alone, but in reality your $ will be contingent. You will become pathologized, medicated, treated mostly by having a psychiatrist say you need SRS becuae you would be happier the opposite sex, and since you're so sick and mentally disabled, you'll never be allowed firearms again.

As an ugly, fat, balding, saggy virgin woman of 29, I know I'll never find a partner and/or reproduce and I'm ok with that.

PAY FOR MY WELFARE

Apparently not me

>"Why the fuck are you parking in the handicapped spot, you prick?"
>"I can't get laid"

>"I'm so sorry...."

>now
>2016

Slide thread move on

Is it true?

your standards must be too high

>29 year old female virgin

I'm calling this bullshit, there are no female wizards

They're going to call us disabled and then make it illegal not to fuck trannies and fatties. They'll say it's for our own good and we won't be able to legally say no, because we're disabled and need government help.

I'd voluntarily be celibate if I got neetbux for it.

No but I edge for hours with my onaholes while in VR all the time, you don't know pleasure

do it on cam. I want to watch

THAT HOMOPHOBIC SHITLORD

Feels great user haha

>Female
>29
>virign
5/10

Greeks were degenerate, so I assume it was tried.

Wtf I get better parking spaces now

This shit is getting scary.

Been writing a dystopian novel where the nuclear family has completely vanished, only to be replaced with government madated sex partners and sex dates (but result in no biological children).

This shit is becoming reality.

>tfw I can get disability benefits now

I know that feel

Aimed at all the hordes of marginalized shitskin males in the coming years, pressure is coming to white women
> thinking this will benefit you

You should probably stop writing.

Or shift the topic on how to correct it, rather than expand on the fall.

>government prescribed girlfriends

OH GOD YES

wow I don't know about that. If I did though I would put a mask on Wouldn't want to reveal my face.

Maybe one day on chaturbate if money's tight

Yeah they said...in fucking October 2 years ago

just kys, OP

How about never at all?
Haven't trusted a girl's signals since having had to deal with the queen of mixed signals.
>kisses me and hugs seemingly at random
>"no you're just a friend"
Fucking whores.

Oh that's just a small part of it.

Long story short: One world government where everyones life is pretty much pre-determined. Everything from their birth, education, occupation, and even day of death. This world is built, quite literarlly, on top of and over the ruins of Europe and America. Small resistance groups who live 'under' the earth (i.e. in the old europe/america) try to eek out existence while attempting to piece together the history of this forgotten world ultimately resulting in the destruction of both parties to the point of near extinction.

>Are you ready for those neetbux, Sup Forums?
No, but I'm ready to laugh at the cishetero males that think they have a right to discriminate against "women" fucking them in the ass. To each according to zir need, taken from the oppressor class.

The only person that openly flirted with me creeped me out, followed me after we left the same bus to ask my number, then never called me.

But you're no wrong, but not for the reasons you think. I'm far too formal for my state/country but I'm not religious. That leaves me without options in men and situations to meet them. I don't even like nerd events, too many people.

There are more of us than you think, mostly religious though. I know a lady a bit older than me, fit and good looking, nice personality, that is saving herself for marriage. I suspect 2 other as well, but I don't have confirmation.

In my case, it's because I'm disgusting and can't connect to people, though.

Acredite ou não, portuga.

I stopped standard dating (because women are shit) and just fuck escorts now.
What do I do?

that's alright they have something to prove and they're always hungry for cock

just wait
itll be government mandated to fuck someone no matter their gender... pitcher or catcher

I always knew I was retarded

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>29 virgin woman

VOCE DEVE SER GORDA PRA CARALHO

neetbux WHEN

The problem is too many faggots missing out on basic milestones in life, I saw it during my high school years, it's just rampant now. Not confident enough, too blue pilled, material things interest them, anime, etc. This is very bad for people like me who though have a significant other, so many perverts out there who have been sex starved, not even your kids are safe. The ONLY good thing is these people are not having kids, maybe now we can control the flow of decent citizens instead of dumb mother fuckers who make it harder for everyone else.

100 kg e baixa.

meus pesames. mora aonde? quer tc?

:^)

I think she wants sex, not rape

>carry on

Or they will just pair up lonely lads.

nutbux = disability $$. I know people who receive a nice nut-nut check and just go on shopping sprees on the side and buy stupid trinkets with help of their mummy and daddy. The future of neetbux will be for everyone, everyone will receive basic funds to live. It's a good thing people aren't having as many kids, and btw it does get suck when you're at 50 and 60, no kids, nothing, its not a nice way to go. So if you are not degenerate and can reproduce, do it, but don't be a stupid spic catholic who spits out 8 kids for the $$. These people are driving brand new cars and dont do anything but have kids.

Social Security was always doomed to failure.

The source is from 9 months ago, and this is the first I've heard of it.

Also the fact that the writer uses the word "barmy" to describe the new classification leads me to believe that there is a ton of disinformation going on, if not downright trolling/parody.

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>mfw womyns get their polygamous irresponsible ride dream crushed by state power wich they helped to install

SUCK IT, LOLBERTARIANS

go out on a date with >>>>

Your both Canadian you both agree on the same idea of not wanting to screw jungle nigs and you both share same interests (browse Sup Forums)
go ahead give it a try you might like it :^)

Didn't upload my cat picture.

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How much money can I get for this exactly?

Now where the fuck is my gub'mint issued medical cock depository whore

d-do i get cripplebux now?

WHO is going off script, UN says otherwise