Evening Latinos. You all told me to learn more about Latin America so I did just that. Hasta yo aprendí español. Here's what I learned about every single country. This is all as true as it gets.
> Argentina Mostly white people who act like niggers. Tons of sexual assaults and violence, lots of faggot liberals.
> Bolivia All indigenous Indians who still believe in magic but somehow are also Christian. Loves wearing gay hats.
> Brazil Hue-hue jungle monkey niggers who are completely inconsequential to the rest of Latin America. You will never meet a Brazilian who has accomplished anything remarkable in life. Incapable of living within the modern world.
> Chile Somewhat decent, probably the best country in South America. Lots of based people and has a growing economy. Has a stupid stupid accent that nobody understands. Outstanding helicopter tours.
> Colombia Who would have thought Colombia would be better than Venezuela? Best accent of all Latin American nations. Second best country in South America.
>Mexico Liberals got a law passed that would allow everyone to finish their sentences outside jail. Thousands of criminals are expected to leave jail soon. Grave crimes redefined.
Dominic White
am i white? hazel eyes,brown hair?
Ayden Thomas
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> Costa Rica Another tiny country, cool scenery, lots of whitish people who are generally very nice. Best country in Central America. Pura Vida.
> Ecuador Drugs are grown here. Nobody wants to live here forever. Wishes it were Peru.
> El Salvador Horrible. The average El Salvadorian would offend even the dirtiest Mexican.
> Guatemala See El Salvador.
> Honduras Short, weird, ugly gang members. You can come here to be killed quickly.
Eli Peterson
Colombia is my personal favorite. Brazil was a shithole and full of monkeys. But Brazil is pretty racist and they aren't allowed to loiter in the nicer parts of any given city. Bogota annexed their monkeys and losers to the south side.
Charles Campbell
Get the fuck out of the United States you brown parasite.
Benjamin Morales
>Cuba the only good country
Asher Jenkins
Those places are being raided by police and are trying to be reformed, people from there spread all over nearby areas.
Christian Brooks
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> Mexico 95% of the country is ugly, fat, greasy, shitskin beaners who speak with accents and phrases most would find horrendous. Somehow thinks its culture is meaningful and beautiful yet exists as a rotten corpse of a democracy. 5% of Mexico are based 'whites' who think they are the greatest of all Latinos but are really just jokes. Thinks "Chingar" and "Pinche" are Spanish words. Do not talk to Mexicans, all their opinions are literally retarded.
> Nicaragua Good scenery but lots of shitskins. Irrelevant. You will never meet someone from this Country.
> Panama Cool to visit, does tons of money laundering and works with all the Cartels and Drug Lords. Would live here if I could.
> Paraguay Literally who?
> Peru Cool country. Very easy to understand accent. Has a decent spread of rich, middle class, and poor. Somehow has really bad prisons. An up and coming first world nation.
> Uruguay Argentinian potheads.
Jeremiah Baker
Who cares.
Grayson Hernandez
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> Venezuela/Cuba Nuke this country. Communist costal fucking monkeys. The people ruined themselves through greed and those that are left are the lowest of the low. Starvation is too good for this country.
> Belize, Falkland Islands, French Guiana, Guyana, Suriname LITERALLY UNIMPORTANT. If everyone died in all of these countries right now, not only would nobody on EARTH care, but nobody would probably even realize it for weeks.
Grayson Ward
Butthurt Spanish Communist Detected
Aiden Smith
Dude, South America is the biggest concentration of communists ever. Our own communist party is lead by the same (((((((((intellectuals))))))))) who built the communist party that ruined Venezuela.
Oliver Cook
I stick to Zona T and I haven't had a problem.
Kevin Martin
>uruguay >argentina
LA PUTA QUE TE PARIO
Jaxon Murphy
.... How did Spain get hoodwinked by (((them)))?
Adam Clark
Because they saw their little experiment in Venezuela and Cuba was a fucking failure, so they came to ruin Spain too. Funny enough, the jews here hate them and call them anti-semitic.
Josiah Young
Burger here in Buenos Aires. Can confirm there is much faggotry here. Also, what a pathetic excuse for a capitol city. everything is in broken down, shitty looking, and there is dog shit everywhere. This is supposed to be the nicest part of Argentina too.
Adam Gomez
Your country has less people than the city I live in. You're lucky you are even mentioned.
Oliver Robinson
>Falkland Islands >Latino m8
Chase Anderson
Ehh I guess thats fair
Jaxson Morales
And? There are irrelevant asian shitholes with millions of people. At least you could have mentioned football or the u r gay meme.
Zachary Brooks
If you want to see a good sampling of Latin America phenotypes matched with genotypes beyond the usual sperging here, browse this thread:
>Tons of sexual assaults if you define catcalling as sexual assault > and violence same violence rates as America.
Kevin Green
>This is supposed to be the nicest part of Argentina too. not really, no.
Jack Young
>Hue-hue jungle monkey niggers who are completely inconsequential to the rest of Latin America. You will never meet a Brazilian who has accomplished anything remarkable in life. Incapable of living within the modern world.
We have accomplished a lot through memes tho.
What else do a man even need nowadays?
Gavin Peterson
>fat cracka >u lucky, me, the superior sharter, recongnize u
got jack off to blacked.com, fag beta dicklet
Eli Diaz
Here's an average Brazilian University Class.
JUST
Angel Gray
Stop calling them latinos. They aren't even close to being Latin.
Ryan White
Yeah but that means your whites are niggers (who commit all of our crime) and hence that makes you subhuman.
I rest my case.
Hudson Barnes
What should I call them then based chinaman?
Nicholas Edwards
>Argentinian potheads Well deserved.
Dominic Evans
Shitskins
Austin Lopez
mestizos
Elijah Miller
>peru >up and coming first world nation
Not quite lad, the wage gap is increasing exponentially (which can be mistaken as economic progress), meaning that an increasing number of people are becoming poorer since products/services are rising up in price due to inflation. As well our economic growth has been slowing down after the rush it had back on the 2000s. Our health/transport system is absolute dogshit (any kind of public entity is as well). There are lots of illiterate people in the highlands/rainforest, and I don't think the Peruvian government is doing much to revert this. Peru's a great country to live in if you're well-off, otherwise it's pretty much still a fairly undeveloped country.
Best food in Latin America though, by far (although it wrecks your stomach).
Josiah Hill
You've got to be kidding me. Mexico is actually a decent country once you step outside. Paraguay is like Argentina and Uruguay.
Connor Parker
Leopoldo Lopez is controlled opposition.
Why was he released but not real right-wing, non socialist international opposition people? Where is General Angel? Broken. Where is Esclusa? Not free and fine in Venezuela. Where's that big-boobed jewish girl? Had to run to Spain.
He was released to empty the streets so the blue chavista fabian socialists in the opposition can keep propping up the regime by keeping up the false impression that there is a institutional way out of this situation.There isn't, the referendum is a pathetic attempt to legitimize the regime and pretend it is an actual democracy.
The MUD socialists are traitors and scum and will be defeated by the people together with their frenemies in the PSUV. They're allies protecting socialism together (that Lillian ho even said Maduro betrayed Chavez, as if that scum was good)
This is why nothing serious ever happens to them, while real opposition gets hunted down and murdered. This is why CNN and other scum take their side, but ignore the rightful cries of the people
La victoria viene de las calles.
Abajo Maduro, Abajo PSUV, Abajo MUD, Abajo oposicion fake, Abajo CNN, Abajo Castro, Abajo Cuba y sus agentes subversivos, Abajo islámicos infiltrados
No al referéndum, no a la falsa democracia
Viva Venezuela, ¡Dios y Federación!
DEUS VULT!
Jeremiah Martinez
>Somewhat decent, probably the best country in South America. Lots of based people and has a growing economy No, we are full. Fuck off out of my country.
Only blondies and redheads are allowed, male and female alike.
Benjamin Stewart
Amerisharts?
Josiah Jackson
paraguay has nothing to do with them, it's a very unique country and more based than average, especially for gun-loving burgers aren't you people actively importing BCC? youtube.com/watch?v=rxcd3YbICdc
William Perry
Dont know spanish but one thing I know is that they call el salvadorans "sorotes" here.
Cooper Garcia
go back to Sup Forums faggot this board is for politics
Samuel Bell
I will try with outsider eyes.
>Argentina Don't know much about them other than I hear people say they are white >Bolivia I know that it's a shithole, that's it. >Brazil Should cease to exist, If God exists and the time comes a lot of people there will be paying the price, they will never get better. Breeding ground for rapists, murderers, sister fuckers and the like. >Chile Don't know much about them >Colombia Drugs? >Costa Rica I know stuff is made there and remember it from Jurassic park movie. >El Salvador Probably my least favorite because it happens where I live, bunch of gang banging faggots who will never grow up. Give other hispanic countries a bad name and make their life harder. >Guatamala I know they are hated just as much, but I never see it. >Honduras Dont know much >Mexico Can be cool but also can be faggots >Nicaragua Dont know much >Panama I know people go there to run away >Peru Dont know much >Uruguay Dont know much
Kevin Rogers
You have to go back
Andrew Russell
Enlighten us then about the current political news in your Monkey Island nation? Literally on an Island of niggers. How the FUCK do you share an Island with Haiti?
Jayden Bennett
From mokey to mokey they get along.
Aaron Fisher
Miraflores looks cool.
William Anderson
>Peru >An up and coming first world nation. I took the bait
Cameron Baker
also only country with a jewish president
Ian Anderson
I honestly think Lima has the worse traffic in the world. But Chile and Peru are the only countries I could ever see myself moving to if shit gets bad enough here.
Wyatt Ortiz
>no quebec
Mason Thompson
>95% of the country is ugly, fat, greasy, shitskin beaners who speak with accents and phrases most would find horrendous. Somehow thinks its culture is meaningful and beautiful yet exists as a rotten corpse of a democracy. 5% of Mexico are based 'whites' who think they are the greatest of all Latinos but are really just jokes. Thinks "Chingar" and "Pinche" are Spanish words. Do not talk to Mexicans, all their opinions are literally retarded.
Wew lad, 10/10 answer right here. You nailed Mexicans.
Love the Eternal cubANO.
Lincoln Rogers
Cuba is okay, I just wish they would drop the Communist aesthetic, there is little reason for it at this point.
Elijah Parker
>Somehow has really bad prisons That is only if you poor.
If you are from South America and you are a nationalist you must accept Peru as the heart of South America and the cradle of Indian-American civilization
Bolivia and Peru are the same, same culture, same predominant race (Indigena) Ecuador is very similar, they are similar to Peru and Bolivia
Congombia is where the problem is, they have more niggers and their society is corrupt full of whores and drugs
Gavin Perry
>Bolivia and Peru are the same, same culture, same predominant race (Indigena) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Fuera de aqui boliviANO Peru = Lima
Gabriel Brooks
> Peru -Best civilization of America (Incas) -Contacts with the Nordics - Counting system - Philosophy of duality in the universe, Man woman, goodness and evil, etc. Cranial Operations Adoption System Genetic modifications in plants -The first pioneer of aeronautics -One of the best gastronomy -One of the best hymns -One of the best flags in the world -One of the most biodiverse countries -The country with more types of climates -The country with the most beautiful landscapes in 2011 - We conquer Polynesia and expand our culture -Incas Rains in Norway -Valores Cristianos / Catholics rooted in Peru -We hate the LGWT and the feminists -Ultra conservatives -We have fucking potatoes
Noah Walker
you got bolivia right
Matthew Martin
Men , bolivia fue separado de perú por el puto simon bolivar , separo a ecuador colombia y bolivia del perú y nos dejo en bancarrota , debemos anexionar bolivia a nuestro pais para que tengan algo de relevancia
El imperio peruano debe dominar sudamerica , la raza peruana sera la misma de antes con la nobleza incaica y mediremos 1.80 promedio :¨¨¨
Cooper Edwards
>WE WUZ NOBLE N SHEET
Nathan Watson
El Salvador may as well be a failed state at this point, any decent people that were left in the country either ran for the hills or died. You can only do so much to fight for your country before realizing that most people in it don't want to help themselves
>t. Dad and Uncles were in a Anti-Com death squad
Lincoln Scott
kkkkkkkkkk
Julian Sullivan
>cool scenery, lots of whitish people who are generally very nice. Best country in Central America. Pura Vida.
Aww, thank you! Pura vida to you too senpai.
Carter Watson
>the only good country When overthrow the communism government.
Andrew Barnes
>But Brazil is pretty racist and they aren't allowed to loiter in the nicer parts of any given city
How do you know that?
Jacob Barnes
This University look like a poor highschool on Mexico.
