/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - REAL ADAM HOURS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
A Robert story courtesy RobertAuthor added 4 July 2017: pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
Chicago Police Body/Dash Cam Compilation: youtube.com/watch?ohT9BhBz8G4
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
cwbchicago.com/
>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
>The tales of Sir Robert in the land of Chicongo
pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?ohT9BhBz8G4
youtube.com/watch?v=7-z9EbsN_Jo
youtube.com/watch?v=ohT9BhBz8G4
youtube.com/watch?v=Bgq5nW8Arf0
youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A
youarelistening.to/chicago
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>Shotgun shell casings found next to a car owned by Male Hispanic
>His girfriend, Female Black got into his apartment and stole his TV and his AK-47

He relaxed way too much.

>youtube.com/watch?ohT9BhBz8G4
this just redirects me to YT front page

Thanks for fresh bread, Robert. Reminder to add this (not my OC) to your next OP: youtube.com/watch?v=7-z9EbsN_Jo

Also, thanks to namefag for gifs last night. pic related

Sorry, I fucked up my OP the other night and this current OP apparently copied my post. Here's the proper URL (I've fixed it in my txtfile since then): youtube.com/watch?v=ohT9BhBz8G4

Just searched for the first copypasta I could find. I will remove the video and replace with Next time I make a thread but this will probably last us until after midnight EST. Someone else will have to make the next thread as I may be asleep by then.

>stole his AK-47

We're going to have a sheboon get put down by the cops tonight aren't we?

Young male blacks with a gun in Chicago:

youtube.com/watch?v=Bgq5nW8Arf0

Yeah, wasn't directly implying tonight. These weeknight threads don't hit bump limit like last summer.

good morning!

A man can dream.

Yeah maybe there are people lurking the board has become nearly all cancer since the election.It is almost as bad the first few weeks when the board was restored to normal after Sup Forumsharbour.

Top kek. Saved

In. a. row.

/cpd/ threads are always blessed

Will be making more OC tonight lads.

These threads are fun as hell

Quit your jibba jabba

Keep up the excellent work.

Vet of summer '16 here. Thank you for your service, Robert. Also heads up that when I tried to add the /cpd/ intro I got rejected by 4chinks. OP text was apparently too long. You beat me to OP while I tried to fix the issue while at work.
(leddit spacing)
Yeah, cancer spreads like wildfire in an user community, but we have the staying power. Stay safe, Robert.

Every time she walks near Male Black he exposes himself

Was it the same guy who through the henny bottle?

>threatening people as they pass by
>saying they will fight the neighbors when it gets dark

Of course the coons wait for nightfall.

Nah, their kids wait for nothing.

this thread is dead

Hi, namefag friend from last night! Reminder to stay comfy and keep on keepin' on. We'll keep hanging out here regardless of the usual Sup Forums shenanigans. We may not be visible for months on end, but we always find each other. Stay comfy, Robert.

>dead communities
Well yeah, of course Poortugal would know about that.

MANDATORY E-LEARNING for Robert.

What ever happened to PicRobert?

>5-6 shots fired

Female war veteran Mia Garcia has a knife and she going to use if she needs to

I wanna see some more /cpd/ OC pics. Love these threads.

I'm all for the qt working the radio. Also barricaded in the bathroom.

>Female war veteran

She probably flew over Afghanistan or has PTSD like that cunt who tried to stump Trump at the one debate.

Another excited night as usual

I picture her as like Rambo's token assistant.

>all of these shots fired

Ah summer is in full swing

>tried to set her on fire with a lighter

Kek

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Hello Roberts! Comfy time...

>Group o' Gang Bangers

>child's mother abandoned the four children

...

>(negress) abandoned 4 children

>two soccer teams fighting

>two soccer teams are fighting

>football is a violent sport
pls weigh in on this, britbongs.

>male black his a pole wrapped in a sheet
>he's threatening to hit people with it

>man sitting in the grass, talking to himself

Probably going to be the tamest call tonight.

jackhammer in the alley

thats some rough raping

judging from the other posts, probably yeah haha

>Police responding to fucking dogs barking.
You fucks,You let them walk all over you

They'll stop eventually. I doubt they will dispatch anyone.

suspicious man with hammer

>hammer time?

>suspiciously with a hammer

>BOYFRIEND WAVING A GUN AROUND

black pirate!?

>male black with one leg screaming at invisible people and objects for the last hour

ONE LEGd MAN YELLING AT TRAFFIC

GOOD LUCK ROBERT

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>they waited an hour to call

Possible video of that scene:
youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A

it's pretty normal here in Chicago desu

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>Coons cooning

>male black scoping out a restaurant

>alarm's been going off on a black toyota for the last 10 hours

>Alarm going off on a Toyota for ten hours
>Ten hours

>>alarm's been going off on a black toyota for the last 10 hours

lmao the way she said that too, she's clearly frustrated

anyone else having trouble with the ambient music link? youarelistening.to/chicago
Can't get the music audio levels to rise that high.

fucking what?

Jesus Robert had a bad day. I'm going to take a really long hot shower and tune in.

>points gun at cops
>gets tazed instead of getting lit up
?????

i'm sure it came as a shock

Either that was a Russian surname or this Male White is half jap. てづか was what I heard.

hoho good one dane bro

Stuff like this is why people snap and shoot a car with a rocket laucher. It's chiraq...someone has gotta have at least a law tube there.

How has no one taken a baseball bat to it yet?

Dem numbers....Kek understands my frustrations.

Made some new OC for my fellow Roberts

>not even doubles

u new here lad?

Holy Fuck! what was wrong with that second guy. Was he dopped up, on pills, or meth? Wtf happened seriously?

evening jebus robert sorry to hear about your bad day

>once we get a car we will send them OVER
>sassy aint taking shit tonight.

Impressive battery desu

Keys checked, dispatch.

>Filming a music video

>remove that boyfriend

>the police are in front of he house calling for him to come outside
>he wants them to stop

Hello police, ya... stop calling me yo, I isn't home bae.

WHITE POWER robert checking in volks..
> btw next weds im in the belly of the beast
> anyone been to the "cop shop" like a army surplus but for robert?

anyone else in the heart of the beast, really feelin these robert hours?

>"i'm not home! go away!"

How long has this been the best general on pol?

>male black threw a garbage can lid at caller

>Shots fired

>off medication

> male black becomes antifa -
> creppy male in the basement
NOOOOOOOOOO ROBERT ITS FREDDDYYY

>creepy guy in the basement of construction site

sounds spooky

>creepy male in the basement

Good times Robert!