>headed into Taco Bell trying to wanting to buy a burrito supreme
>Cashier is a fat black girl I hate niggers so I had to grit my teeth the whole time I was ordering
>Get a burrito supreme with a side of cinnamon dippers
>Ok sir I'll need to see your ID
>I-I don't have it I just want to eat some burritos
>Sir I'll need to see your ID
>Had forgotten it on the counter before I left for work
>n-no I just want to order some burritos what the hell
>sir if you refuse to show me your ID l can going to call security
>Please just let me order my burrito
>Calls over security
>He asks to see my ID
>Tell him I just want to order burritos
>Asks again to see my ID
>Tell him to leave me alone
>He forces my hands behind my back a walks me out of the store
>Can here other customers whispering to themselves about why I didn't just show them my ID
How do you guys tend to deal with not forgetting your IDs? Wheres a good place to keep it to assure it doesn't get lost/forgotten?
Headed into Taco Bell trying to wanting to buy a burrito supreme
What the fuck are you on about?
Such is life in America.
In your pocket.
You need ID to order for food ?
Yea single guys have to provide ID
in your phone case user if you are truly that forgetful
id? Are you high? For a burrito?
What taco bell are you going to that ID's you? And what taco bell has security? This is bait.
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Which part are you confused on?
Slide thread. You are fake news.
this is bait
sage
>Ok sir I'll need to see your ID
what?
Nigger what?
When have you ever, EVER needed an ID to buy taco bell
great now you have these retarded euroshits who think we need an ID to order food.
fuck off at least we dont surrender
what the literal fuck are you talking about
I spent $16 at Taco Bell the other day on just myself. Fuck that place. Never going back. I could go literally anywhere (Outback, Applebees, TGI Friday's, etc) and spend a similar amount if I was alone.
i wish it was that easy bro. i need to be more responsible i guess
Stop setting yourself up to be torn apart and making us look bad. What a shitty fucking come back.
This, what the fuck OP? Where do you live?
Leaf. cough. cough.
eh hem
Leaf.
>ID at Taco Bell
Were you trying to write a fucking check for your burrito? That'd be the only reason.
yea. you dont?
>ID required to order food
>security at goddamned taco bell
fake news.
>id
it's a fucking leaf!!
>also sage this shitty ass bait
> t. things that didn't happen
>driving to work
>ate indian food last night
>desperately have to take a lava shit
>emergency level, stop at a gas station
>get ID'd while asking for the bathroom key
>cashier tells me it's expired
>ask if he can just look at my driver's license instead
>sorry sir it's just protocol
>passport is in my glove compartment, ask if i can use that
>same reply
>go behind the gas station and start diarrheaing in the bushes
>police show up and take me to the station
>confiscate all my stuff including phone
>cant go to work or call in sick
>lose my job and get $6,000 fine
>didnt get to wipe
>all these newfags replying to old copypasta
>cinnamon twist
They made one batch of those in 1998 and they've been trying to get rid of that 1 crate all these years.
>>Ok sir I'll need to see your ID
He probably tried paying with a credit card or some shit. Some places ask to show ID and some don't
wtf then what would be left to post in Sup Forums?
>Needs ID
>That grammar
>Security guard
Sounds like you walked into a liquor store high as a kite, user.