Parents Explain Masturbation to kids

At what point does it become morally acceptable to gas these people? youtube.com/watch?v=-0vPqxSVaG4

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Only in America.

Mass report to fbi. Theyve committed a crime.

Please let this be true

This is fucking retarded. I have discovered masturbation when I was like 12 and I didn't tell my parents that I masturbate. But they will find out anyway. But why would parents teach kids younger than 18 about masturbation when it isn't the fucking time?

Why some people would record such a thing?

Is this what grooming looks like with jews?

I was on normiebook and I saw a girl comment on some random person's post about how she thought it was brave and good of teen vogue to post an article about how anal sex works.

I seriously don't want to live on the same planet as these fucked up people.

>Tfw fapping with dialup as your parents are at work and you are trying to finish as the garage door was opening
Those days were wild.

>Having a computer in a garage

>Sex education is a crime
>t. Christcuck

Obviously hear it across the house so you gotta wrap up, tard.

>literally child grooming
>wholeheartedly supported by youtube
>viewed by millions

fuck you, leaf, i lost 2 pounds in 3 months go fuck yourself

If this kids were 12 or 11, sure, fair game, in middle schools sometimes theh teach sex ed., now kids as young as 8, that's borderline grooming.
Now the red pill, California passed a law to stop prosecuting teens that do prostitution. So if a teen, becomes a prostitute, it's fair game.
This was in that package of bills that included shorter sentences for minorities, early release that already cost two police officers lives and another law where grand theft become a minor offense if the offender is a part of a minority.
People voted for this in their ballots!
My question, where is Jeff Sessions, his job is to enforce the Federal law.

get rid of faceberg dude. i swear it will ease some of your anxiety and lower your blood pressure

I don't actually understand what the grievances are towards this video. It is a sex-ed video, that's it, why are people so butt hurt about it? God, Sup Forums is retarded at times.

Have you ever seen the Norwegian sex education videos on YouTube. I bet you and would be reporting it to the FBI in record speed.

Literally autism

>implying you would ever need to do this with a kid unless he was retarded

kids find out about masturbation on their own

Austistic Christ fags who are LARPing the 17th century

ergergsergergergaq

Leaf. Seriously, leafs posting godawful posts is as predictable as Jews shilling degeneracy.

this is cringy

>doesnt realise this normalization process with props, videos, enthusiasm is exactly the same thing pedophiles do to get children having sex and not report it

>I have no argument so let me point out that I can recognize what your flag looks like

they're not even 10 fucking years old, fuckwit
>>>>you have to go back, syrupnigger

Sex education is a conspiracy to normalize pedophilia.
Are.. are you retarded?

Why is that dildo blurred?

I was touching my own penis when I was like 6
>Waits for user to reply something like molestation and I'm going to become a gay pedo

G rating

>giving your 4th grade children dildos to play with
>going into detail how to masturbate with props
>forcing them to have conversations about masturbation and ask uncomfortable questions
>tell them how cool and fun it is and that they should try it

>sex education
>not sex grooming

Why shouldn't kids be told about masturbation?

Kids that age should be learning about or preparing to learn about algebra. They're not going to perform well academically if they're more concerned about fucking and sucking each other than their school work.

So that's what those Spiderman and Elsa videos are about?

Cuz it's literally pedophilia

TFW your shitty internet cult overdoses on sexual repression

>I'll be rewarded... in the glorious afterlife... r-r-r-giht guies?

pedos will literally use this video to groom children for sex

>Masturbation turns into literal kids Fucking other kids
Really shows me how you think

Actually it is a well rounded argument. Canadians are faggots. Read up on the statistics. Also it is a logical fallacy to post and be canadian.

How about you fuck off you fat piece of shit. Go live in your polluted ass country and with...wait...how much debt?

risk thread

No, literal pedophilia is having physical sexual interactions with a child. Talking to a child about touching yourself - something they are inevitably going to do and should understand so they don't do anything dangerous - is not pedophilia

For what purpose would you click on that video? Do you think it'll be funny? Cringe? Entertaining? Sexy?

I saw the title and just kept scrolling.

All part of the plan

Why would a child need to have masturbation explained? That's something you discover alone.

FUCKING EXACTLY

No this is literally pedophilia and child grooming. Kek read the thread

It's not that large of a logical leap. How many years passed between the age you first masturbated to when you had sex for the first time? I know for certain that it wasn't more than a couple years for me, and I would have been a lot better off in high school had I not been so preoccupied with the opposite sex.

Yeah. You can discuss masturbation with your children, but make sure to blur the dildo. This has to be a sick joke.

>Not discovering masturbation with a friend
>Not having sleepovers to experiment
>Not promising to be boyfriends forever
>Not getting gay married to your childhood fap partner
>Not fighting Muslims with your husbando

I explained explicitly how it wasn't. Get out of your cognitive dissonance. Kids need to be taught these things so they don't do something dangerous they don't understand.

Never forget. Based Big Bad Booty Daddy Joey is /ourguy/

>Started fapping at 6
>Realized I was gay at 17
>Still a virgin at 23
Does this make you happy? You deviant slippery sloping fagamuffin

Just a reminder that it's people like OP who are the reason Americans are cutting their babies foreskins off.

Do i use that one? *points to dragon dildo*

>no hon, that's mommys special one for BBC mondays, you can use this smaller one mommy uses to hit her g-spot

Read the thread.
Educate yourself, emu

Like what? Stick their penis in a toaster?

girls in 4th grade are going to watch other girls their age playing with dildos and start shoving sharpies in their vagoos

their hymens will rupture and bleed

they will lose their virginity at age 8

gg youtube

Sharpie in pooper

First of all, this doesn't need to be explained to anyone.

Second, this is just more of the same Jewish attempt to force hypersexuality to corrupt the population at a younger and younger age.

However, I think it will backfire. These retarded Generation Xers bought into all this dumb lefty bullshit and are now trying to force-feed it to the generation under us which is their children.
You know why the WW2 generation grew up so conservative? Because their parents, the retarded WW1 generation, broke the world with their degenerate bullshit in the 20's. With parents that retarded, being responsible was a brave new frontier for them.

It's going to be the same way with the generation that are children right now. They'll rebel against the degenerate Xers. We have to be morally prepared to gas the Boomers and the Xers when we get the chance guys.

there's literally nothing wrong with this, better than kids thinking it's bad like all pathetic americucks do and then feeling like shit for the rest of their life when they do it, not realizing how fucked up their dicks are and go onto circumcise their own sons, getting into trouble getting addicted to porn because no one warned them, getting things stuck up their ass because they see it in porn and think its normal or talking to an older kid who molests them and then they think they have to hide it from their parents or whatever bullshit

Those are to eventually spark controversy on what should be allowed like on YouTube, eventually make it to where the news reports, parents will be horrified and will vote or be fine with mass censorship on YT and they can slip in political channels like Murdoch under the radar.

>t. Pedo
Muhammad

in 2015 omeegle and younow deleted over 2,500 videos of girls under 12 being coerced into doing insertions of sharpies and other objects

let that sink in

Shills and their antisemitism. Sad part is stormfront posters buy it. They do not realize that it is a leftypol troll just fucking with them.

Funny thing is some of the most vitriolic antisemitic comments i have seen here on /pol have come from progressive shills. If only I could track them back to a source and then show their friends what they are writing online.

>kids daily being mutilated, feed hormones, and pushed into being other gender and attending LGBT events by parents who want the progressive brownie points

but appearantly talking about fapping is where Sup Forums crosses the line. stay classy

Admit it, you've only been here since the election.

>they will lose their virginity at age 8
No. They will lose their hymens...which they won't have anyway by age 10 thanks to bicycles and gym classes and playground equipment.

It is bad, user. It is not the end of the world, but it definitely should not be promoted. There is a reason why sex is so taboo. It is a powerful thing, and to fuck with it leads a culture down the path of amorality and confusion. Are you happy with crazy progressives and their identity politics? Are you happy with sex being the driving force of large portions of westerners? Please stop being a weirdo.

Congrats on outing yourself as a newfag
Go Back r/eTarD

>Hey son, if you wank you will need lube because mom and I let someone mutilate your genitals
Gee, thanks pa!

Though you did just imply that you are an oldfag and used that as leverage in your post, You forgot to tell me to go back to plebbit, and to lurk moar. You must be a tired shill.

>There is a reason why sex is so taboo
>it's taboo
Wut?

I'm tired of earth, these people. what happened to us? we used to be the beacon of light, the bearers of the torch of light, civilization, and purity, how low can we fall? is the pit of filth infinite?
how can we look forward and say with certainty the future is bright? how can we bring back our values? i'm tired, i'm exhausted, i need something to hold myself into, but as time passes the abyss comes closer, it's deep and dark, we could stop this at any time, but it is as if we were paralyzed, hypnotized, cursed, falling into the class of pigs addicted to rolling ourselves in dirt and filth until the slaughterhouse ends us for once and for all.

>Tissues, a sock, lotion, lube, and a dildo
>For his son
>Dildo
Jesus Christ the things he is teaching his son to do.

Sex is only taboo because of (((religion)))
Even nudity is taboo because of religion fagging.
The Olympics in ancient Greece were done nude. Primitive and early humans wore a minimum of clothing.
Where did all this taboo shit come from? Christcucks, Jews, catholicucks, mooslimes, oh yes, all the religions derived from the same source around the same time by people claiming to be prophets

>thinks there's some new organization shilling Sup Forums with traditional values
Nigger, go back to being locked up in Ben Shapiro's sex dungeon. Get that disgusting magafag kekistani dribble off my Sup Forums.

>Have pleasure button in ass
>Only want penis
>Only enjoy half your masturbatory potential

Sup Forums is retarded

WTF BABIES DON'T MASTURBATE. EVERY PSYCHOLOGIST, PEDIATRICIAN, NANNY, TEACHER, PARENT IS WRONG!!! CUT THAT FUCKING BABY'S FORESKIN OFF, RABBI!!!!!!!! WE HAVE TO STOP THIS MASTURBATION DEGENERACY!!!

look, don't get me wrong. If an uncle was telling their 7 year old niece how to masturbate then feminists would probably be outraged. Most normal people would because it has odd implications. I find this push towards sexuality ridiculous. Children don't need parents to tell them how to stimulate their genitals. They also don't need parents telling them that they're wrong for doing it in private if doesn't interfere with other things. I would prefer parents sitting down their kids, telling them masturbation is normal but try to avoid pornography.

youtube.com/watch?v=coryt8IZ-DE&index=4&list=PLJic7bfGlo3pvlMXMebnPJBbnMiGjamb-
i laughed at this

What? The old guards against promiscuity are being destroyed. This is a bad thing? What are you not able to comprehend? Stop being retarded.

Let me guess, Melbourne?

can't wait to see all these little sluts on periscope. at least now they know what they're doing.

20 seconds in. Those landwhales oh God

It's because Sup Forums unironically embraced far right christcuckoldry and went full horseshoe few years ago

>be a leaf
>be mad mom never taught you how to harvest maple syrup from your cock

Fuck off, boomer Jew worshipper

You are simplifying classical civilization. Males may have performed nude, but there were guidelines followed. You also did not usually have the sexes mixed together with that nudity. There were protocols followed, and you forget that the Olympics were apart of a religious event.

All you can say is "christcucks" and "jews". You are fucking retarded. Are you one of the pagan assholes who posts here?

Ancient Greeks fucked little boys?
Where's your argument now, Canuck?

Sex isn't taboo, degeneracy is. Think what you want leaf, but none of us can escape the gaze of the Lord. He is watching, and you WILL be judged.

#EndAbrahamicReligion

I taught myself :3
Would you like to taste my syrup?

Is this real life? What the fuck? Since when did this shit become collectively acceptable in our society? Kids should never be taught this degenerate shit, they should discover it themselves like a normal human being.

>Little
The boys were early to mid teens

???

There's nothing wrong going on in this video.

Kids learn about masturbation from peers, media, and alone around the ages shown. It's better to learn about it from their parents or other authority figures so they don't get incorrect knowledge.

There's nothing wrong with masturbation.

Shills are using antisemitism to ingratiate themselves with /pol posters. See above post.

Also, what the hell does foreskin have to do with not wanting to promote teaching kids how to masturbate? You do realize that kids can figure that shit out for themselves? Do you not see that parents doing this shit are either really misguided, or are doing it for some creepy purpose? People have gone through life for a long time without having to be taught how to masturbate. This is just perverted creepiness.

why would any of those penetrate the vagina by ~2 inches and rupture the hymen?

FUCKING PEDO, the kids were 10 or 11!

>Jesus Christ the things he is teaching his son to do.
Evil. He is teaching his son to do evil.

>all the religions derived from the same source around the same time
You have zero historical awareness. Rake yourself, leaf.
Religion itself is as old as humanity. People have been worshiping spirits in the environment and the animals, as evidenced by archaeological evidence from cave drawings and early inhabited areas. Christianity originated in the Iron Age with Abraham. Hinduism comes from the Iron Age. Zoroastrianism came from about the eleventh century BC or so. Buddhism comes from about the sixth century BC. Judaism originated in the first century BC with the rise of the Pharisee faction of Rabbis. Islam comes from the sixth century AD with Muhammad. That is a time period spanning roughly 3000 years. That is the amount of time separating us from King David.
>around the same time
Kill yourself retard.

Any sexual interaction beyond reproduction is degeneracy. Fuck only to continue your lineage and use your time to pursue greater things.
>Implying I won't see you in hell
I'm sure you've broken several commandments and are indulging in at least 1 of the Cardinal sins