You have access to Trumps phone for 2mins what do you tweet?

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kim.

the greatest story never told

Posts Ivanka nudes

>I fucking love steak.

"Covfefe was a hoax"

Tower 7 collapsed because the earth is flat.

plz be my ai gf

Covfefe

"Traps r gay"

Trump tweeting the earth is flat could be the greatest triggering of all time

free tay

The jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

Wrestling is real

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I apologize and will never tweet again. Any other tweet after this is by an impostor. Now time to govern.

"Doublenigger" and nothing more.

Merkel's breath smells like baby shit.

"ayyyyyee lmao senpai" to some world star hip hop tweet.

Lock in the black vote 2020 to make sure we get him back in.

Anime is now illegal

We will make anime great again DESU.

I'm flipping a coin. Heads nukes fly. Tails - We'll see.

>implying i wouldnt be going through emails/messages

>Do not trust what I post after this. The Jews have taken control

Probably tweet Shia some thing along the line of 'them cheeks are going to be divided. Sad.' or 'gas the kikes. Race war. Now'

>"RACE WAR,MOTHERFUCKAS!"

> Who would have thought the aliens at area 51 are so unimpressive? Our space military will take care of them in 100 days.

"user Anon is a great man. If any of my associates are looking to hire for a leadership position, please contact him.

looking forward to instant ramen tonight.

>Dear Mr. Secretary
>I hereby resign the Office of President of the United States

>Sincerely, Flonald Flumpf

Trump 2020

1488 gas the kikes race war now

"Where can I get some fent? I'm ready to die."

Tweet "niggers tongue my anus" and then a bunch of refugee memes

fuck lol

HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH

fefecov

Obama sucks dick for coke.

Keep Tweeting like normal, I suppose!

>"F"
Nothing more, nothing less....just a simple nod

~or~

The truth about pizzagate and the zionist agenda and how infiltrated our gov....really is.

>Anything besides GKRWN

Reddit is down the hall and to the left kids

Whatever happened to that guy?

9/11 was an inside job. Controlled demolition. Foreign Intelligence services blah blah FUCK YOU I"M AN APE NIGGARE

execute order 66

Tick tock libshits

something innocent followed by kek
only to fix in next tweet correcting to lol

Our Intel services tell me Kim Jong Un regularly wets the bed with his tiny peen. SAD!

All non-whites (less than 90% European DNA) are ordered to leave the country voluntarily by reporting to your nearest airport immediately where you will inevitably be deported en mass, back to either: Africa, Asia or the Middle East.

Failure to do so will have lethal consequences.

6,000,000 retweets and I nuke California

1488 gas the fucking kikes race fucking war right now. also we need to build a wall to the north. day of the rake NOW!!!!

2 min?
>I have instructed our military to begin rounding up all fags muslims and commie democrats so we can make america great again.

We will investigate the ILLEGAL sale of U.S. uranium to Russia. Dems say we colluded with Russia? We will soon see about that.

checked, moving asap.

"I have just signed an executive order declaring Martial Law for the next 72 hours."

Heading off to the surgeon for my gender reassignment, can't wait to be the first female President! #ceilingbroken

There's just one kind of man that you can trust, that's a dead man- or a ____ ____ ____?

Make America White Again. #MAWA

>Just heard that the earth isn't round and people are saying it's flat. WOW!

Posts like this are exactly why i still come here after all these years, fucking glorious.

Kill all niggas white is right

>aliens exist pedophiles in top echelons of government there are only 2 genders climate change is NOT real being a faggot is a mental illness and cnn is a kike monopoly

Impressive numerals.

We begin annexing Canada tomorrow.

Wut Nigga

I am ordering the full power of the state to make Anime real by 2018. Waifu laifu Now!

We'd be done by lunch the following day.

>tired of north korea existing, going to turn it into glass
never cared for korean food anyway it looks weird sad.

SMASH DA MF'IN LYK BUTTON IF U UP RN FVM

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Activate it.

Asuka

Sometimes you have to set examples, sometimes you have to make them

>just had crying chuck mad maxine and pelosi frog marched to the middle of a swamp where a patriotic american is going to put a bullet in their pea brains. they shoulda listened

STOP WATCHING PORN.

KEK in NY and CA

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Wuz Kangz

Asuka is best girl

"yeah do it now"
then delete it about a minute later

>If this tweet gets 14K retweets, I will fire reince penis and make Bannon my chief of staff! This is Democracy!

Then

>Congrats Steve!

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"Merkel is a tranny with a huge hairy dick but don't fret... I have the nuclear codes.

Covfefe uber alles!"

Trust No One.
Not Even Yourself.

There are three genders: women, men, and all you fucks we are rounding up.

So sad, just nuked Best Korea.

Covfefe

kek

>he still buys the ((((((WSJ)))))) even after it attacked him for months

I hate boomer mentality so much.

So sad! Poor people and unemployed are off the dole starting... now.

COVFEFE MUTHAFUCKA

my sides

What the fuck would Kevin Bacon do in this situation?

Asuka is best girl, Reifags are just kidding themselves

"Enough! I just ordered the military to be deployed to the Mexican border. In 2 weeks, we'll have a wall!"

>A lot of people knock me, but a lot of people knock Hitler and he wasn't a bad guy. Look into it folks.
#TheGreatestStoryNeverTold

>"A nuke is currently flying towards Moscow"

Sit back and enjoy the ashes

Niggers tongue my anus

can someone post that fake trump tweet about honoring roof?

I would tweet:

The Governemt killed JFK, RFK, MLK. I am powerless to the unseen shadow (ZOG) Governent. Israel is responsible for 9/11. Obama was in fact born in Kenya. Bush rigged the 2000 election.

Gas the kikes race war now

>You have access to Trumps phone for 2mins what do you tweet?
piss pics

On works once leaf nigger

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