Aus/pol/: ning nang nong edition

James Packer involved in Netanyahu scandal
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Yanks robbed abo shit
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Emu war continues - birds want medicare
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Cyclists cant handle irl bantz
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Labor steal greens voter info
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78-year-old qld stud muffin charged with 130 child love offences
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Aussie troops are apparently responsible for losing in Afghanistan
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Population growth masking Australia's economic weakness
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macrobusiness.com.au/2017/07/cory-bernardi-halve-immigration/
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia
abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia
paintballaustralia.com.au/shooters_licence.htm
ballisticfirearms.com.au/QPS/Crossbow Legislation.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia
ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws
productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls
productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters
productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products
productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia
theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497
traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy
next.ft.com/content/1853648c-cbc3-11e5-84df-70594b99fc47
dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47?nk=12acd4a5120fa9509bd8513af6075c5d-1466651873
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I'm getting really sick and tired of making these, the gook needs to take his job back.

Keep up the good work cobber, Aus/pol/ should be a gook free zone.

Bernadi says he wants to halve immigration.

macrobusiness.com.au/2017/07/cory-bernardi-halve-immigration/

The gook is dead mate. It's up to you from now on.

Good for him, I still don't trust him.

Yeah me neither.

The project is much more tolerable without the sand nigger and the bimbo on it.

cool
>Australia was a successful multicultural nation pre-2000 and we would remain so if immigration levels returned to those levels.
that's a good angle, it's not racist or prejudice in nature so more people might get behind it
yeah me neither, he wants a quick buck by selling our birth right
I had whinge to my grandma yesterday about how the most conservative options we have are willing to sell it all
it's shit

yes
no

might have to turn nisems going back to china threads into auspols

Population growth masking Australia's economic weakness: CBA report

archive.is/IHslp

Looks like gooks and shit skins are keeping the economy from crashing by taking on lots of new debt and pumping the housing prices up up up.

Alright lads, wrap your laughing gear around this one.

>archive.is/dmNTW
>archive.is/dmNTW

>Australian-born entrepreneur
>travelling across Asia buying damaged coins and banknotes in bulk
>for a fraction of the price
>ships them back to their origin country
>redeemed for a lump sum, usually the majority of their face value.

Something odd, can't quite put finger on it...

>Mr Shahar, who now lives in Israel with his wife and three children

Bingo
On a side note, does anyone else get the impression that Frank Chung is /ourchink/ ?

they are in debt?
also
>Mr Aird is also arguing the need to reduce the inward flow of immigration so that those jobs actually soak up some of the existing pool of unemployed and underemployed.
least people are talking about it

>Asian points out that some cunt is from Israel
>Asians are cool
there is no "ourchink"

That's exactly what's happening and why it's so hard to fuck the shitskin invasion off. Even Pauline won't say anything except for maybe a statement on some shitty small blog or media site.

Not the only reason but one of the main ones.

Of course. Most Australians are debt saturated. What would get the economy moving, albeit slowly? More debt! Bring in some shit skins and gooks without debts, loan them some shekels for a new car and house = more money in circulation. This just kicks the economic collapse can down the road just a little longer. We need to stop immigration and just bite the bullet.

You don't read his work, i see. Now I hate gooks as much as the next cunt, but every 3rd or 4th article this chink puts out is pretty redpilled.

I dont know about you but I cant foresee the gov doing anything significant besides slightly reducing the flow of immigration. I have no faith in anyone. Major parties are beyond cucked and minor right wing parties are too small to do anything or are complete morons. This country is fucked but I also cant wait for its demise

I thought the allure of gooks was that they had cash to spend

any caps/restrictions etc is a step in the right direction imo

It's not just gooks genius. Plenty of poos, Middle Easterners and more. Even if they have cash to spend, they're more than likely still taking out loans for new investment properties etc.

>they're more than likely still taking out loans
yeah good point

me in the middle

The government has absolutely no concern for its people. Its all economy, GDP and inflation. Like how the fuck is that going to effect Mr plumber or honest worker in his tight-knit white Australian suburb? Nowhere near as much as flooding that same suburb with poos, chinks and as of recent, 75 iq negroes from corrupt African shithole countries.

On another note, how do people live in places like this? I would rather off myself

Lads, I want to move out of the city and into the country.
Is this a red pilled idea?

I don't mind McMansion suburbs. Would suck to have to commute to the city though. We need to decentralise more. Can't have every office cunt going to the city.

Where you live now you snob cunt?

I'm sorry you have to do this, but the only way out now is suicide like the gook

...

Where you at currently?

I live in bum fuck nowhere in Tassie and its not all that great.
Although I haven't seen a non white for weeks

>How do people live in places like this
You see that sign that says "Liquor"?
Yeah.
t. suburbanite taxpaying family man

It will be one step forward two steps back. Like when turncuck introduced his revised 457 visa plan. Like that is going to do anything. For every minor victory theres going to be another dozen Trigaboff shoebox apartments filled with non-english speaking gooks and an extra 5 minutes added onto the drive home on the m4.

>Where you live now you snob cunt?

2088

Sydney. Hate the foreigners everywhere, how competitive it is, how expensive it is and how I'll never ever be able to buy a house here. If I move back to country, I can be closer to family and friends as I'm from there originally. Might even be able to buy a nice piece of land.

hey gay cunts

>immigrants do the jobs that australians dont want to do

hey cumguzzler
>is that you on the other one?

Yeah so good luck getting literally three million bucks for some shit old house. That's literally what they cost in your area now. Gooked to the fuck.

Man I am sick to death of brainwashed boomers who say shit like "Australians are so lazy" without a shred of empathy or understanding of circumstances as to why you Australians are lazy and despondent.

Pic related actually looks pretty nice. A nice big wide road with what looks to be a shopping/community centre over to the left. Better than most new suburbs which are just masses of houses crammed into the smallest space possible with tiny, narrow and bendy streets.

Yeah I have always thought it is the same guy. I am impressed he never mixes them up.

Rent this place goy
It's in the suburb of Glebe Sydney
I'ts only $480 a week plus $2000 bond

The house 2 doors from me sold for 3 million last month. the previous owners bough it for 1.8 14 months earlier. Insane.

I dont care I dont want to live in Sydney.

>an "incredible frustration for everyone"

That's what my mother calls me.

What do you lads think of KFC's new promotion?

www.kfc.com.au/menu/boxed-meals/dipping-box

www.kfc.com.au/menu/shared-meals/dippin-bucket

I'll just stick with the 3 piece box

how much are they? the links don't say

They look nice, but anything other than the 3 piece box isn't worth it.

it was a joke you retard

ah, worked it out
>$12 for the little one
too pricey for my neet lifestyle

The 3 piece box is a great choice but Im excited about this new offer. Dipping fun!

Price varies, check your local store.

Give it a wizz!

>eating meat
get the fuck out of my country chink

>not eating meat
get out of my country hindu vegetarian POO

>being a literal KFC shill

This is the healthiest thing KFC has ever sold

I do like a good dipping sauce.

Oi Lads, how come almost none of the meals include a dinner roll anymore. Fucken blasphemy

Well, shit. I stand corrected. Well thats lunch tomorrow sorted

Treat yourself and get 3 or 4 dipping boxes it's 0kJ so no guilt

I know just voicing my opinion anyway

wat? fuk u

>my country
this land is aboriginal land fuck off back to england

Think of the gains. all that protein, and 0 kj

based kfc true blue australian cuisine

bought one of these today, fucking terrible

Fuck, that was the laugh I needed. And now I can sleep.

they're pretty comfy desu, have chill cashed up neighbours with no worries about crime etc

you fucked up mate

Haha! Good one!

Site glitch but here's hoping to one day 0 guilt chicken ;)

Don't we all love a good dipping sauce!?

Well most places outside of those good parts of Sydney are going to have the same atmosphere as Kellyville. It's not as bad as you think it's quite comfy and down to earth I live on the northern beaches but I have relos out that way.

Not even as a joke cunt.

Abos are fauna, animals can't own land.

I know, I wanted to try something different, I wanted to be spontaneous and go a little wild.
last time i'll try anything so foolish.

>animals cant own land
and yet we owned australia for 6 million years

I prefer Dare to FUIC. FUIC is too sweet.

Fucking disgusting. Also avoid these ones like the plague.

thats what you want

fucking soft cock

Have you ever tried the Iced Mocha Krusher? They are pretty good!

www.kfc.com.au/menu/drinks/iced-mocha-krusher

Your diabetes from FUIC is what will give you a soft cock m8.

>turned a lush continent into a desert
you owned it alright, pwned it even

you didn't own anything dickhead, get back to us when you invent another stick

+1 for 3 piece box.

Popcorn chicken is just fake chicken puss. Never had tenders.

>turned a lush continent into a desert
That is pseudoscience and an urban myth.

for me it's the gaytime
love them, especially with a large Kentucky burger box with two supercharged sauces and a side of wicked wings
finger lickin good

>Never had tenders.
the fuck are you?

tell that to the mungo man

they are pretty shitty

>mungo man
That he is a different species is pseudosceince too.

Why tenders were ever invented escapes me, just eat fuckin nuggets. Tenders are too dry. Ok I may have had one or two.

>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia
abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918
>downright draconian gun laws

Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt actions.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia
>need a fucking license for paintball guns
paintballaustralia.com.au/shooters_licence.htm
>need a license for crossbows
ballisticfirearms.com.au/QPS/Crossbow Legislation.html
>airsoft is banned
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia
>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters
>smokeless tobacco is banned
productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products

>toys containing beads are banned

productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads

>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia

>plain packaging on cigarettes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
>video games are expensive as shit

they are okay if you get some gravy and dip them in that

>tendies are nuggets
didn't mummybot ever treat you?

>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis

Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.

bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497

traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy

next.ft.com/content/1853648c-cbc3-11e5-84df-70594b99fc47

dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47?nk=12acd4a5120fa9509bd8513af6075c5d-1466651873

>"h-heh at least w-we don't get shot" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under constant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper

AUTISTRALIA IS AN ORWELLIAN SHITHOLE

Did you ever try the special promotional chocoholic krusher? Did you like it?

>muh nanny state
>checks flag
literally kill yourself

whos watching state of origin?

>pseudosceince
ooga booga indeed

the mint choc one was nice, I used to like the ones with fruit stuff
just found this while looking for a pic of it
is this still available?

>blocks path

>needed 85% exam to pass a unit
>passed
Now I can just drink away weeks of stress. Feels good m8s.

*crushes her skull*

realistically how do we fix Australia from diversity?