Reminder that Australia is an over regulated overtaxed nanny state shit hole
Reminder that Australia is an over regulated overtaxed nanny state shit hole
Adam Smith
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Aiden Kelly
That's why I left
Jackson Sanders
top bantz
Elijah Sullivan
lol they are treating people like retards
Jaxson Butler
not moving to FNQ
Hunter Miller
It's true, and your average person is totally okay with it. The people here are... "interesting" in that they fucking hate authority and the government, and think the government is full of lying crooks while also falling to their knees in worship of the government, government handouts, and the law. It's contradictory.
>The government? Buncha fuckin' lyin' pollies mate, hate 'em all.
>What do you mean the government should be less powerful and regulate our lives less?
David Williams
How does retarded shit like this even pass? Lmao
>run down beach with surfboard
>may as well run straight to jail
Austin Flores
>over regulated
Agree
>overtaxed
Agree
> nanny state
Agree
>shit hole
Fuck off, best country in the world you traitor
Bentley Wood
>its real
hahaha. Im glad our law enforcement is understaffed so they can't pull shit like this
Ian Cook
>jogging with a helmet on
Benjamin Mitchell
PNG best country ever.
For cannibals.
James Fisher
someone probably tried to sue the local council because they were jogging and tripped over. So then the council just pass a stupid law making everyone who wants to jog has to wear a helmet
Michael Edwards
why are Australians so stupid? their leaders are all such cucks.
William Morgan
WTF you can't even walk faast without having to wear a helmet? Next you will have to wear mouth pieces so you don't bite your tongue or chew on fingernails.
Gavin Powell
We have been a homogenous, united nation no socialist policies have worked fine here to maintain i high standard of living and stability. Although the more heterogeneous be become the less favourbale of socialism i become in turn. I don't want to pay taxes to look after non-euros. Also the appetite to bring back gun ownership is rising with myself as i feel as if i may need it these days with the increase in crime.
Andrew Gutierrez
what the literal fuck? lol. this can't be real.
Jonathan Torres
They gave up their guns
Sebastian Harris
It could be dangerous though, some brat drops it's ice cream or banana peel, I think helmets should be mandatory for runners. The ancient Greeks wore them for the same reason.
Daniel Rivera
>all joggers must wear helmet
T-that is satire, is it?
Caleb Richardson
how true is this video:
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>Bought into the wind meme.
>Mining boom over.
>Shale investments gone.
>costly licenses to do anything (more costly than the UK even)
>Housing market bubble.
>food prices raising
Was going to come over but my uncle over there warned me off emigrating, said the only English over there are ex-Cockney cunts fleeing Londonistan (meaning they'll vote Leftie down there too, like the Gooks), going over for holiday next year to see if i can handle the heat still.
Jaxson Rogers
No this is just the end result of giving up your fire arms
Nolan Jones
Australia is doing fucking amazing, and people here are used to a cushy life. However, doom is over the horizon and we're not ready for it. Nobody young I know saves or looks after themselves properly, the older folks (Boomers and Gen X) are in massive denial about the coming economic and social issues, and our government hates us more than you can imagine. They'd sell us out for a box of Cheezles, and have probably done so a few times.
Still better off than the UK, though.
Logan Gray
Someone probably tried to sue the gov after slipping on the wet path and bumping their noggin. Now we have this, wew mate.
Isaiah Sanchez
>Fuck off, best country in the world you traitor
yeah but dont type that too loudly on Sup Forums m8. Otherwise we will have endless fat burger and eurocuck autists wanting to immigrate here on top of the endless bongs, kiwis, poos and chinks that come here anyway.
Anthony Roberts
Australians are funnier and more virile than Canadians
Nathaniel Cooper
It's all true and we're full as well. Especially to whinging Poms which is what you would be.
Jordan Gray
agreed
I'm buying a house overseas as soon as I can
Jackson Bailey
>Still better off than the UK, though.
Probably but i'm fucking melting here at 15C. So at least i'm comfy in my shithole.
Isaiah White
That's what a chink would do.
Adrian White
stop telling people, we are fucking full cunt
Carson Morales
>talks shit about a nation
>doesnt use geographic flag
fuck off
Benjamin Bennett
Europe is like that. Pretty much anything you do requires govt permission which they will promise only takes 24 hours but usually ends up taking days or weeks. Everything is always kate, nothing happens when its supposed to and always manages to generate even more forms applications and requests.
Josiah Murphy
Enjoying rooting Canadian sheilas on your working holiday Davo?
Josiah Hill
thats fucking cold as
Parker Scott
Truely a nation of pussy faggots
Julian Reed
It's not real you ducking retards
Ayden Murphy
Its true, fellow old school brit colony standing by for the assist as always. Only term go/stay based fuckers
Nicholas Torres
I'm a leaf and even I don't root sheilas
Jaxon Gutierrez
Waverley Council has since responded to 7 News Online, advising that the signs were not real.
"The signs relating to joggers wearing helmets are not Council signs and are fake. We believe they were put up on Wednesday evening, and our rangers had taken them down by early Thursday morning," a Council spokesperson said.
Ethan Bennett
>15C
>Cold
Maybe if you're a fucking bitch. "Cold" is anything under 9C, and "hot" is anything over 30C.
Carson Bennett
I detect a loophole. The cop has no helmet, so they can't catch you if you are running without one.
Dumb af
Elijah Thompson
>log your jog
If only India had a website
>poo in
Wyatt Moore
>whinging Poms
>this fucking meme
nah, you've usurped us in the whinging league. its all you do now.
Jacob Campbell
Didn't think there might have been something in between over 'regulated nanny state' and 'Somalia but worse and in the jungle'?
Robert Wright
35c is a nice day, where are you at
Michael Stewart
New Zealand?
Wyatt Nelson
It's fake news m8
Nathaniel Ward
Uncuck yourself quickly before you get Brazillified like the U.S.
Cooper Taylor
socialism isn't moral and it doesn't work
it holds people down, costs a fuckton, and breeds resentment
i don't want to see loser whites held down by a fucking centrelink cheque and a bong addiction
natural law of getting off your arse is exactly the kick in the behind they fuckin need
Eli Murphy
au.news.yahoo.com
>"The signs relating to joggers wearing helmets are not Council signs and are fake. We believe they were put up on Wednesday evening, and our rangers had taken them down by early Thursday morning," a Council spokesperson said.
It's fake m8, it's a prank.
Carson Perez
35C is hot. I lived out in the desert where it got into the high 40-50C range and I still consider anything over 30 to be uncomfortably warm. The best possible temperature is around 25C on a sunny day.
Henry Cox
LOG THAT JOG
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Levi Gonzalez
>the appetite to bring back gun ownership is rising with myself
>He thinks we can bring back guns after giving them up
Just a pity I was born to late to have had a gun and "lost" it before the buyback
Levi Butler
>30 °C
>Hot
Pussy
Ayden Barnes
At least they have better gun laws
Gavin Cox
yeah 25c is fucking great for the beach but with high temperatures, alot of it has to do with how humid the air is. i find high temperatures bearable as long as there like no humidity
Jonathan Ortiz
Australians are a bunch of queers lmao
Christian Allen
FOSTERS > VB
Ryan Carter
He's probably a dirty southerner.
They breed them weak down there
Isaiah Myers
What if they're wearing a helmet and rhey still get seriously hurt?
Henry Watson
This. Always what happens.
>Someone acts like a retard and hurts themselves
>Gets a jew lawyer
>Jew lawyer points out that the town/company/city didn't have a sign telling his client not to hurt himself
>$10,000,000 payout
>Jews get richer, quality of life for everyone else goes down
Gavin Murphy
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Caleb Ward
yeah m8. Go for a walk around the centre of Melbourne or Sydney and you will literally see 5 chinks that looks exactly like that faggot on the right within 1 min. It is the end of times for us. You guys are getting nigged and beaned, the eurocucks are getting nigged and sandnigged and us and the leafs are getting chinked. Only in Qld and rural areas are there any real aussies left
Grayson Williams
How are they going to catch you to fine you if you can run faster than the police chasing you?
William Foster
>(dramatic news music plays)
>Its now day 3 of the helmetless joggers reign of terror
>be on the lookout for a young white male running without a helmet
>thus far authorities have been powerless to stop him as they themselves do not posess helmets and cannot run to catch him
>the local police department applied for 10 bicycle helmets to be distributed to officers but the request was denied as some felt over-militarization of the police might offend some aboriginial groups who have a history of being opressed by authorities
>police are experimenting with new powerwalking techniques that will hopefully bring the psychotic sprinter's rampages to an end
>until then we advise beachside residents to stay indoors, and the police chief would like to remind you, dont forget to wear saftey glasses when cooking or watching TV!
Carson Ross
Reminder we take 200k immigrants each year and have 500k working visas. Most go to melbourne and sydney. Melbourne will be a white minority in a decade at most.
Daniel Richardson
BETTER LOG YOUR JOG CUNT
Joseph Wright
I just came for the bantz, not to feel.
Juan Carter
The gun that made thousands of liberal zombies cry across Australia
Xavier Roberts
You guys should be forced to wear helmets all the time. You don't have to be running to slip and fall. Should also just give your entire paycheck to the government and let them spend it to provide you with what you should have. Wouldn't want people to make the wrong choices afterall.
William Thomas
Who cares then, lelbourne and shitney are shitholes
Jacob Ortiz
Bondi is still shit. Can't even catch a sneaky peaky anymore without The Man hassling you.
Don't forget the racism.
Angel Cooper
Kinda why so many people bought it.
Spite is a very effective marketing tool.
Adrian Morris
the most underrated post eber
Nolan Hill
>Melbourne will be a white minority in a decade at most.
Nah m8. In melbourne and I just came back from a meeting in the city. Barely saw any whites at all. We must already be a minority there - unless all the whites are in the suburbs. The gov is literally shipping them in by the millions. Really makes you think what the ((gov)) is doing?
Nicholas Gonzalez
Every Western country is an overregulated nanny state shit hole.
Aaron Walker
If you can't cannibalise your children then you're not free m8
Robert Morris
You make it sound like our government isn't just an extension of the Chinese ruling party.
Luis Gutierrez
this and only this
Parker Lewis
Too many jews in Oz. It's like the Netherlands of the anglosphere.
David Ortiz
incredible income taxes
lots of hidden taxes so even idiots with average incomes don't realise they're actually closer to 50% income rather than 35%
if you are a high achiever, or want to be, do not come
Camden Miller
>even I don't root sheilas
So you are a poofta then?
Adrian Peterson
Daily reminder the real Crocodile Dundee died in a shoot out with police.
Jace Phillips
Most people are retarded, stop doing stupid shit and you'll be left alone.
David Myers
This guy gets it. Lots of guns, no taxes, prison for faggots. This is paradise
Carter Carter
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
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>downright draconian gun laws
Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt actions.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
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>need a fucking license for paintball guns
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>need a license for crossbows
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>airsoft is banned
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>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
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>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
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>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
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>smokeless tobacco is banned
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>toys containing beads are banned
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>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
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>plain packaging on cigarettes
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>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
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>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
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>video games are expensive as shit
Dominic Jenkins
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis
Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.
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>"h-heh at least w-we don't get shot" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under constant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper
AUTISTRALIA IS AN ORWELLIAN SHITHOLE
Anthony Bailey
see
It's fake.
Jaxson Reed
the real question: stay and fight (and how) or where to go?
Nicholas Sanders
Would not surprise me m8. We are getting chinked real bad and I know working for a gov agency that they are just getting started. They have a plan to make Melbourne grow to 10 million including a doubling of population within 15 years - yes thats right -15 years doubling of population. Guess where all these people are coming from? Guess (((who))) drives that decision:
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State govs are now almost totally reliant on housing dev for revenue and that needs permanent and population growth to maintain demand. They will make us a chinese dystopia within 30 years. You will not even hear english in the streets of small towns within 20.
Justin Hughes
You think an Australian would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?
Get the fuck out of here.
Matthew Stewart
What's the cost of living over there? I wouldn't mind one day having an estate or something there.
Carter Cox
hey faggots crtl + f type in OPs id. He has not responded EVEN ONCE.
You all fell for his faggotry. Pic related.
Dominic Flores
Loli is illegal in Ausfailia
Jordan Turner
Of course. He's a leaf.
Jaxson Harris
New pedestrian attire proposed by the ANS.
Ian Thomas
what are you doing in PNG?
Jackson Ross
Kek sucked in bondi wankers
Cameron Wright
No shit
Outback (literally no state presence) or bust