Be white

>be white
>get sunburn
>biggest enemy is the sun

holy fuck that must suck lmfao

i guess mutated genes and recessive phenotypes are bound to have their flaws though

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i mean, who is tougher than the fucking sun?

>not wanting to turn into a human slowpoke

>Recessive phenotypes

This is a contradiction isn't it? Wouldn't it just mean it's a genotype?

I wonder if different races evolved to be efficient in their native environments

>be black
>already look like a burnt piece of shit for life

>all these newfags taking the bait
sage slide threads you fucking retards

>be black
>70% of the earth is covered in water
>can't swim
UM NO SWEETIE

Black & brown people also get sunburns.

Nothing on Sup Forums should be taken seriously.

I don't get sunburned and Im whiter than that guys

That's quite a conundrum.

b-b-but the shirt will protect us.

if only our superior white intelligence could invent some technology to get around this problem

oh wait

>be sub-saharan sub-human
>go to Europe and America for gibs
>vitamin D deficiency
>bones get weak
>bone break
>become even dumber
>die

>be white
>go to tropical climate
>get a sunburn
>experience some discomfort for a short while

Gee, really makes you think...

>be black
>not understand tanning

Here you go:
All white people have to do to avoid sunburn is slowly build up a tan.

White people who have to spend all their time outside never sunburn.

Literally we can handle just as much sun as you can, our bodies just don't waste resources on pigment when they don't require it.

>have dark skin
>melanoma goes undetected
>die of skin cancer

Ask bob marley

mad dogs and englishmen go out in the midday sun

if only whites were smart enough to be able to invent things to overcome their weaknesses. maybe something that helped prevent sunburn. some kind of lotion or cream, perhaps

>be black
>live in the cradle of humanity
>food falls from trees. Diamonds grow beneath your feet
>a veritable garden of Eden
>the only times you ever produce anything worth noting is when lighter skinned races come and force you into slavery.
> literally, the luckiest of you were kidnapped from your homes, sold to white men, and brought to a completely different continent.

I think I'd rather just be white and Invent sunscreen

I would reformulate that sentence as niggers haven't been evolved to efficiently use language to dominate all of this globe in the light of the sun, therefor making your message incomprehensible for said species.

Me being the Florida fag i am, i can go into the sun for hours and barely get burnt

Whites are able to survive in the sun despite having light skin due to having invented something called "clothing", unlike niggers.

I...IT'S J-JUST A TAN..

This is why I'm going to racemix with a brown qt
At least I can tan unlike a*glos, but I don't want my kids to have to deal with sunburns and being executed in the coming race war. Best to be on the winning side

>Earth is over 70% covered with water
>be black
>can't swim

>black people don't get sunburned
they do retard.

slide thread, shill thread, bait thread. Saged

>Recessive=bad
>Intelligence=recessive
>Intelligence=bad
Fuck off back to your rat hole nigger

Based Sun is weeding out unnatural albinoids.

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>be white
>stereotypes with no statistical backing are good talking points

or some kind of... cloth-like material to put over their skin

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That really got mah ballsack bouncin'

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>going outside

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>be black
>get arrested
>biggest enemy is law and order

holy fuck that must suck lmfao

i guess ape genes and a lack of natural selection factors are bound to have their flaws though

why do you think they never left africa

>being a traitor to my race will keep me from being killed in a race war

Wow, you're a smart one.

Crackers S.M.H

>be Ameriburger
> thinks blacks can't sunburn

Dear World, I give (you): the Republican War on Education.

I got sunburn a few days ago. Fucking nigger, It is not a fucking joke

>Be nigger
>live in holy mudhut
>be slaves but think you was kangs

>be white
>go in the sun get sunburn once
>be tan the rest of summer and don't sunburn anymore

really makes me think

>stereotypes with no statistical backing are good talking point
You mean like your OP?

>Be black
>Head into colder climates
>Sub saharan skin needs 2-3 hours per day of sun compared to European 15 minutes.
>DNA breaks down and causes your heart to fail, bones to grow brittle,insulin systems to fail and your digestive system cannot handle the cure to weak bones.

I don't sunburn, I tan you spic.
And yes, I'm white. German.

Sweet Christ lol.

>thinks ages long wives tale stereotype is as credible as a stereotype that has an entire sunscreen production industry behind it

You do know that whites developed larger brains because of this right? People in could climates had to learn to save for winter and not only satisfy their current desires. People in warm places never had to do that and so they are lazy and unintelligent.

Good thing we had the IQ to invent things such as sunscreen and clothing and stuff, unlike others.

They'll still be white depending on who asks
Also what has the white race ever done for me? Why should I limit my reproductive options

Still not providing statistical backing.

Luckily I don't live in the south so I don't have to worry about nigger swamp heat

I'm 99.4% white (unless kikey3andme is lying to me) broadly northern European and I've never had a sunburn, even in extreme temperatures with long exposure times.

Only blacks in Africa walk around without clothes. If the white hypothesis is true, they'd be in the shade using the black labor.

>be white
>use clothes

Apes can't swim