1) outed himself as a monarchist who sees himself as Jupiter 2)wants to make France a military superpower again 3) cut taxes and shrank the government welfare for rapefugees 4) backed off ousting Assad 5) became buddies with Trump and Putin 6) started whining about foreigners taking French jerbs 7) told Italy to go fuck itself with its migration crisis 8) told journalists that he is too clever for them and literally stopped talking to them 9) blamed African problems on niggers having too many kids
now it's clear why pic related is macron and his wife
Elijah Hughes
too lazy, but someone should make an Iron Macron version of this
Kevin Gomez
the Trump effect.
Ayden Garcia
>tfw the 4th Reich will start in France
I always knew you lads were better than the krauts
Gavin Parker
was he playing 8*64(c) D inter-planetary vape-off from the very beginning?
Austin Gray
holy shit this is the best timeline
Noah Martin
PLEASE MAKE FRANCE GREAT AGAIN! Love from America you crazy fuck!
Parker Flores
fake
none existent article
SAGE
Dylan Hughes
tfw Roman god in cuck disguise
David Long
Wait wut?! I was under the impression that he was /(((their)))guy. Is this a case of placating certain elements within their electorate as we have all seen the overton window shifting toward the right or is he really Serious about what he has been saying and plans on developing on that? Baguettes explain pls
Colton Wilson
was it a mistake to show his power level this early tho
Christopher Peterson
I wouldn't trust a rothschild banker even if he started a natsoc movement. Fuck off with the Macron shilling.
Evan Lewis
kek
Lincoln Lee
It's almost better than if Le Pen got in because this way it's a pleasant surprise
Jaxon Turner
I concur!
Angel Thomas
Could we have been wrong after all? I severely doubt it since he has literal Rothschild connections, but it could be. Could he be /notregarçon/?
Hudson Wright
...
Ian Reed
He was always the best choice. Le Pen was a puppet, corrupt, and always in her family's shadow. Macron is his own man. He used his wife and his former job with the Rothschilds to propel himself to the position.
The only people who ever thought he was (((their))) guy were the idiots who couldn't see the long game, who weren't even French or European, and who fell for the Russian disinfo campaign.
>I wouldn't trust a rothschild banker even if he started a natsoc movement Wow I've seen this exact post before. Get different scripts Russiabots.
Wyatt Russell
If this is real then either the eu is suc a turbo trash that even mommas boy can't stay or he is playing some mad 4d chess, holy shit best timeline indeed
Nathan Fisher
Hitler was a Rothschild
Charles Campbell
∞ trans dimensional, prosthetic limb tossing hyper champion
Leo Robinson
What should we name this impossible timeline?
Andrew Parker
>"Haha take that Nazis! Le Pen lost!"
>"oh fug Macaroni is doing what we thought Le Pen would do"
Daniel Barnes
Wtf I love granny fuckers now
Cameron Phillips
>Macaroni bows to Bogdanoffs >Bogs bless macaroni by making him a king, usurping power from the globalist jew menace
I should have never doubted the bogpill
Jack Stewart
Did Trump get to him or was he a trojan horse?
Grayson Cooper
So what are you implying? He faked being a (((globalist))) to get elected?
++++SHILL THREAD ++++ Fake News Alert! Article does not exist.
Robert Bennett
>outed himself as a monarchist who sees himself as Jupiter
>started whining about foreigners taking French jerbs
> told journalists that he is too clever for them and literally stopped talking to them
do you have a citations for those claims?.
Jason Sanders
I can't believe this. Need a shitload of source on all that. That seems too good to be true.
James Mitchell
>Macron was just a Sup Forumstard hiding his power level the whole time. It's so beautiful. And to think we were rooting for Le Pen to win.
Andrew Foster
How about you read the fucking thread?
Landon James
Even when we lose, we still win
Adrian Flores
I personally find this underated af. Thanks for making me laugh faggot.
Connor Watson
looks like it. Brilliant move. He must have some kike blood in him
Parker Long
It appears as his he played the cards perfectly, he knew the voters would not go for frexit so he pretended to be super globalist. And now he is forcing EU to form after his imperialistic demands, just better hope france dosent start some war
Adrian Richardson
It isnt. Just some idiot posting bait.
Austin Lewis
A new Caesar/Napoleon?
Hail Caesar!
Jason Nguyen
>1) outed himself as a monarchist who sees himself as Jupiter I thought he sees himself as Oedipus
Josiah Hughes
Guys, what happened is he probably heard about Sup Forums during the elections and he started to lurk
Maybe Sup Forums redpilled Macron and now he is larping as one of us, using a VPN to post /ourguy/ threads about himself
We turned him into one of us
Jayden Lewis
Where is the link to the article fuck face.
Jordan Sanders
bump.
OP why are you such a faggot i googled it.
This must be a psy-op because I have seen 3 threads just in the last hour saying this.
Connor Sullivan
>there are people that are in this thread >RIGHT NOW >that doubt the Bogpill my sides
you'll be the first recipients of Bodabots
Joseph Scott
this.
FUCK OP LYING SACK OF NIGGER SHIT. FUCK MACAROON
Luis Powell
I will post it again if you do not understand How threads work
I am still very skeptical, but if this guy has pulled some kind of ruse on the globalists who backed him and the lefties who voted for him I might actually die of laugh induced trauma to my sides.
Jordan Hernandez
Gonna need to see proof - because this means France is based. I have a hard time believing that.
Thomas Anderson
This thread is as bollocks as the big steaming dump of Macrons Emails that were dropped here to help him win the election. Fool me once shame on you Fool me twice shame on me Fuck this loathsome granny shagger He's a Jew bank operative
Probably wanted to know who was sorting and analyzing all his emails so fast. I mean, we analyzed 13 hours of CNN audio in 40 minutes.
Aiden Sullivan
>Self made man Except he's consumed enough Jew semen to choke a hungry hippo & he was an insignificant minister in Hollande's gov.
Your tri colour surrender isn't being hidden very well.
Jason Lee
i fucking love this guy
Jose Martinez
the shoulder hug that saved europe
Charles Collins
Thank you user have some tits.
Hudson Wilson
he obviously is a globalist as long as it benefits france.
He wants to use the EU and the climate panic to damage the german economy so france will be the big dog in europe.
France already closed its borders after the paris attacks and he sure as fuck wont open them for dangerous "refugees"
Isaiah Morris
Underrated
Samuel Myers
Once again, our shitposting distorts the fabric of space and time.
Luis Morgan
Fuck off, new N*ggers fag.
>OrRrRrR he sed *shart* some ebin memes XDDD *sharts* huh huh /our guy/
Jackson Lopez
the first time I read this, i thought you were calling me a prosthetic limb tossing hyper champion as an insult
Aiden Howard
So this is why Macron won... Kek really is real!
Hunter James
N-NANI!?
David Hill
Jews took over by becoming "Court Jews", no reason to not use their tricks against them
Noah Ramirez
...
Benjamin Miller
I am not OP, I only found the cite and provided it
Cooper Gomez
It is him or Front National, he kind of has them by the balls politically speaking. Once again, I remain highly skeptical, but if he does turn out to be some kind of anti-globalist turncoat I will fucking die of laughter.
Juan Gomez
Get to (le point) already!
Isaac Garcia
>being this new not knowing Sup Forums always has and always will be a macaroni board
Jayden Baker
Pretty smooth skin for being that fat. Everything he does he does perfectly!
Nolan Miller
I've always had this thought. In theory whats to stop a politician from completely hiding his agenda and pandering to a massive base and then going the complete opposite direction once he's elected. I always have this dream of the next corporate sjw shill getting (((elected))) in canada and everyone on the right being super bummed but then he goes out and says "fuck you im elected now and there's nothing you leftist fags can do I was totally kidding about everything i promised like migrating the entire continent of Africa to Canada and lowering the age of consent to 5. guess what faggots 1488 save the white race youve got me for 4 years and in that time there will not be a single nonwhite left in Canada im implementing Right Wing Death Squads and any niggers, kikes, fags, leftists and marxists seen on the street past curfew will be executed."
Dominic Campbell
He actually doesn't seem like a complete tool, which is surprising coming from France.
>"But at the same time we have to face the situation, to listen to our people, and to listen to the fact that they are extremely angry today, impatient and the dysfunction of the EU is no more sustainable. >"So I do consider that my mandate, the day after, will be at the same time to reform in depth the European Union and our European project." Mr Macron added that if he were to allow the EU to continue to function as it was would be a "betrayal".
Gavin Gray
please link to any articles or thoughts in comment sections which show this blatant long-game you speak of?
Cameron Richardson
...
Owen Gray
Easy there trudeau
Joseph Garcia
NO I don't think you guys realize what has been done here this is an even bigger heartbreak for liberals and rapefugees than when the unstumpable was elected because with him we saw this coming Macron gave them a teddy bear then ripped it's head off in front of them he is /ourguy/
Cameron Nelson
the bogs really do pull the strings
Elijah Perry
here's a quick rundown -5 stages
- ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes -Prickly sensation on skin - No Bog contact
-γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes - Become hypersensitive to sound - Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend - May be able to hear colors -Uncontrollable Shaking
- ω (Omega Phase) - Extreme pain -No movement -90% will drop out of this phase -May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes - In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never G****a -High chance of blackpilling at this stage
- ⍋ Phase - Bogface -Ability to see anything ; other universes ; talk to aliens ; addiction the bogposting ; can last up to 6 weeks ; must abandon your freinds and family ; p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̾ͧ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage ; t̺̱̣̣̼͑̓͞r̷̫̠̩̬͊ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̗̖̳̹̙̐̌͌͑ͧl͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍ͣ̇̓͌̚͞ ; ;will see aliens that will test mental capacity ; a̘̪̬͙̟̘̓ͩͪ́́͜ͅb̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̔ͫ̕asked ;able to citrus-dick without pain ; flying
; rumor of 6th bogstage ;never been reached ; immortality is granted ; replace igor ;﷼⸎
We told you straight shota was a thinking man's fetish
Jayden Cooper
Lads when is Macron going to declare himself Emperor?
Caleb Peterson
I'm very fucking wary about all of this. Something seems very jewwy about all of this.
Oliver Cooper
i don't know about you bois but I bow to our new emperor
Wyatt Young
I don't buy it. OH WOW LOOK GUYS, HE'S OURGUY!!!!! Totally not the enemy just doing something smart for once, and making a little change on the facade.
Zachary Sanders
Wow Macron has flip turned on his head?!
For a guy that had the EU anthem at his inauguration he's putting many cats amongst pigeons.
/Ourguy/?
Jacob Adams
Are you kidding me? Sup Forums was shitting on him for months. Instead there were tons of pro Le Pen threads.
Jonathan White
go back
Zachary Murphy
He just all over the place politically an absolute madman
Xavier Moore
>7) told Italy to go fuck itself with its migration crisis
Literally didn't happen. Anyway, it is France who bombed lybia and France deserves the rapegess we feed her with.
Daniel Roberts
I meant to say trans dimensional, prosthetic limb tossing hyper champion playing playing 8*64(c) D inter-planetary vape-off. just curious, in what dimension would that be considered an insult?
Connor Peterson
Macron just 180 on entire leftist France... Well fucking played!