Hue/pol/ - squid stuck tomorrow edition

Thread for discussing Brazilian politics.

Happening right now:
>Lula convicted
>Parliament analyses charges against the president Michel Temer
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2018 will be Dória vs Marina kek

I'll only believe it when he is actually in jail.

Doria vs Bolsonaro
I'm going to vote Doria all the way

Temer will not be convicted desu.

All of them will be arrested.

Top kek, is that the master plan to bring back the monarchy? Arrest all the presidents that are in power until nobody wants to be one?

Doria already said he has no interest in running. Alckmin will probably be the tucano candidate.

that's kinda shit. I like em both, but the biggest problem I have with it is that I think it will split the votes between "far right extremist" and libertarian bros.

lmao and you believed it

Unless Alkmin begins to do better in the polls, they'll push Doria to do it. It's inevitable.

He'll honor the mayoral term given to him by the people of São Paulo.

Besides, Alckmin helped him in 2016, so he'll help Alckmin in 2018.

>is that the master plan to bring back the monarchy?
I wish

>Arrest all the presidents that are in power until nobody wants to be one?
None of them are former presidents but Lula. Marina, Dória, Bolsonaro and Ciro Gomes are just the probable names we'll see winning in the next presidential elections, for now.

>Alckmin helped him in 2016

m8 seriously, Dória is 10 times more popular than Alckmin, he won the city government by his own merit when he destroyed everyone else during the debates.

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Doria doesn't want to run and he's a leftard and corrupt

Not him but the point isn't that he's more popular, everyone knows that. It's that he has repeatedly said he wouldn't run so if he backpedaled on his own word he would lose credibility. The party will probably put a lot of pressure on him to do it but If any other PSDB guy comes close to his numbers, he won't be the tucano candidate.

>not him
Oh, right. I forgot that Sup Forums has an ID tracker.

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that think Dória is a right-wing candidate

He's a left-leaning centrist AT BEST. The only thing close to a right-wing candidate that we have right now is Bolsonaro, and even he is kinda centrist too.

2nd plebicite when?

well, time to vote for PCO candidates :^)

he didn't categorically say he won't do it, he just diverted saying it's not in his plans, that he's focused on the mayor job, etc., but in some interviews (particularly one a few weeks ago when he was in New York) he suggests that if the situation calls for it, he'll be candidate.

When was the first one?

It depends on your political compass. I would actually agree with you that he's left leaning, in the traditional sense: he's a liberal with a progressive social leaning. But socialists have conditioned people to believe that liberal = right and lolbertarians have embraced that notion.

Dória has the right mentality in regards to criminals and the penal system. That's good enough for me.

Also, threadly reminder that Temer did nothing wrong.

JAIR BOLSONARO

Lula lá
Brilha na cadeia

1993. Monarchists are a tiny tiny minority, it's not happening any time soon, don't take them too seriously.

My father used to work on the Presidential Guard HQ of the Army, his friends there are saying they are on standby for the night because of the news. But to be fair, they have been on standby at least once a month for the past 3 years, and have actually been used by both Dilma and Temer recently.

It doesn't matter. His opponents won't get off his dick because of it, and will attempt to tarnish his reputation. It could even be damaging to him in the long run. If you actually want him to be president one day, you shoudn't want him to be a candidate this time around. He's young, why not wait 5 more years?

gibsmedat.

1993

If PT fags and the left decided to do anything other than burn a few buses and shant their retarded slogans if Lula was properly arrested , they'd be decimated. They can't be so stupid to think a large scale revolt will do anything other than hurt them.

So sad, the empire has broken us again.... Viva Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva!
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NO VUELVEN MAS

>His opponents won't get off his dick because of it

and they'll get blown the fuck out regardless, "he said he didn't intend to be candidate 2 years ago" is barely an argument that anyone cares about

NF: Golpistas
Estou relaxado, sei que esse processo não passará da segunda instância

You have no country, no history to be proud of and animals in your money.... sad... so sad, fuckin middle class thinking they are the elite... poorfags

Get the lube, commies
2018 is comming

Also Doria is against gun ownership. Other day he said cameras and drones are more efficient to bring the violence down. Guy is a fucking clown.

Keep dreaming man.

Brazilian poorfags don't understand English.

>muh empire
These are words heard from a latin american socialist, while he farts and babbles incoherently after another of their attempts to control the continent fails spetacularly, mostly due to their own incompetence and laziness. It is often heard after one of their failed populist governments finally collapses under the weight of its own stupidity.

You have to look north to see why the latin american "socialist/popular" movement is failing.
And also and even more importantly the traitors inside our own countries. Without does this couldn't be done.
Have no doubt that this right is going to fail AGAIN, killing and leaving millions more in poverty.
poorfags are the ones that fight popular governments against their own interests

How far is Brazil away from Venezuela?

Didn't the police force of some city quit for a bit?

Lmao shitty socialist policies and kleptocracy are hardly in my interest.

But like, will Lula ACTUALLLY be arrested though?

technically 0 far since we border each other but there's a large sea of jungle that separates the populations.

>You have to look north to see why the latin american "socialist/popular" movement is failing.
If you looked a little bit more inwards instead of always pissing your pants while blaming everything that goes wrong in your governments on the big evil american boogeyman, maybe socialism wouldn't be such a joke in this continent.
>killing and leaving millions more in poverty.
You mean like Chavez and Maduro did in Venezuela? You mean after pretty much the entire continent flipped to the left in a land with more than enough resources to keep itself together, yet you still manage to install the biggest crysis we've ever fucking had in a century? Your movement failed because it was run by failures, who only care about cultural-political wars but couln't run a fruitstand, let alone a country's economy. Have some pride.

The border between both countries is at the state of Roraima, which is basically a distant and foreign land for most of Brazil.

>Didn't the police force of some city quit for a bit?
You're talking about the police force of the state of Espirito Santo going on strike, I suppose. But actually that's not an uncommon thing, police in here are underpaid and underprepared, so they occasionally go on strikes and the cities turn into real life GTA. I was actually on one city (Fortaleza) when the police declared a strike once, it was madness, the army was running around with tanks trying to keep the criminals of the streets, who on the other hand were running wild with huge guns on the back of trucks and bikes, it was insane. Another time, in another state (Bahia), the police of the entire state entered a week-long strike. I'm on college here and my college cancelled classes for the entire week, I had to leave the state until my classes returned.

>poorfags are the ones that fight popular governments against their own interests
Poorfags are not even smart enough to do that. They just vote for the populist cunt who sprinkles them with the most amount of benefits, and when the conomy collapses maybe they consider changing their mind, hesitantly.

The people who vote against their own interests are the retarded overeducated middle-class champagne socialists, who follow their retarded ideology and vote for the very same people who will enslave them to sustain our idiotic idea of democratic-populism in this country, which involves putting all resources in the army and the loyalist portion of the population while the middle-class bleeds, leaves en-mass and the country slowly burns itself into the ground.

You should go an read some books....

You should start reading books ouside of your religious beliefs.

>jornal nacional starting half an hour earlier
Dis gonna be gud

>(((Globo)))
Fake news.

Jornal da Band is objectively better.

seeing Lula getting fucked is so good

>believing tv news
>(you)
I only watch it for the memes, m8,

where do you get your news from?

They are the less bad option for TV news.

Unironically on Twitter. It is updated in real time and there are always lots of people to either confirm it on the spot or to call it fake news with proofs of why it is so.

If either João Dolly or Bolsomito becomes president we are good

twitter is full of leftists propaganda though.

UMA BOLSONARO

I wanna get out of here and so I'm planning to go to based Chile before 2018. If the TRF confirms Moro's sentence and send Lula to jail there'll probably be a civil war here where I live.

news from Brazil

>Lula charged with corruption
>Rousseff impeached for corruption
>Temer faces corruption probe

Is this your entire country? Why is everyone putting up with this shit? How does this even work, who's making money off this? If the president is corrupt, isn't literally everything corrupt?

Take a month long vacation and shill in some small town in Paraná or Santa Catarina where Petistas are unheard of. If there's a far-left chimpout in the near future, they'll be purged in a matter of weeks.

Temer was framed though, and Dilma wasn't impeached over corruption, but for fucking our budget up.

>Is this your entire country?
Yes
>Why is everyone putting up with this shit?
Because people got used to it
>How does this even work, who's making money off this?
Politicians, big corporations, the usual
>If the president is corrupt, isn't literally everything corrupt?
Yes

Welcome to the banana republic.

There are a LOT of redpilled people there, lefties are becoming more and more in closed little groups.
Almost every president after the end of the military dictatorship was corrupt at some level, but those three were corrupt at a cartoonish level, they got caught on the biggest anti-corruption operation in the history of manking, alongside over 2000 politicians across the country (no, seriously).

>How does this even work, who's making money off this?
Big companies and politicians on their payroll.

>Why is everyone putting up with this shit?
Because the alternatives are dire. Optimally, we would have complete general elections and everything would be renewed, but ALL big political movements have dirt on them, they all claim innocence in the grand scheme of things and no one trusts anyone else while everyone keeps pointing fingers.

EEEEEEEEE LELE OOO LELE OO LLELE OO LELE OO
LULA NA CADEIA PORRAAAAA

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>Because the alternatives are dire. Optimally, we would have complete general elections and everything would be renewed, but ALL big political movements have dirt on them, they all claim innocence in the grand scheme of things and no one trusts anyone else while everyone keeps pointing fingers.
More importantly, if they give up their mandates they lose their immunity and can be prosecuted.

Se should be speaking portuguese, pretentious pile of shit!

Obviously, I was just pointing out that all big political movements who would generally organize themselves in this situation are immobilized, because the parties that they are stuck with have dirt on them. You can't have a big CUT or MBL movement fighting for complete general elections because it would hurt them

This isn't Sup Forums. Speaking too much in any other langauage that isn't english is actually bannable offense. Read the rules, faggot.

We are purging politicians because we can. Fuck them.

Speaking Portuguese here will get you b&.

racist pieces of shit, you arrest him coz he BLACK

This caped cracker motherfucker was one of the first to denounce Lula and his party over a decade ago. Racism has a long history, sadly.

1889 -Worst Year Ever

>Geographic Location without Monarchist

Lula isn't even black

he mad coz he BLACK, he dont knows the TRUTH so he fightin' against his own PEOPLES

a white supremacist BLACK MAN brainwashed by white mainstream MEDIA

t. white supremacist

he has a BLACK family, he a BLACK MAN

Doria is against people owning guns. He could run next year, but I won't vote for him

UMA DELÍCIA!

spr white

He looks like a Muslim desu.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanqueamiento

Why was this stopped?

>In order to dilute/dissolve the black 'race', Brazil executed public measures to increase European immigration

You guys were doing so well ;_;

Getúlio Vargas was afraid of foreigners and no european wished to move here afterwards.

Fascism is bad for immigration, who knew!

30's happened, then the sexual revolution. Mass white immigration stopped around that time, and then europeans stopped breeding.

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tava uns 3 dias sem lavar a cabeça do pau, tava com um cheiro extremamente agradável de peixe.
me arrependo fortemente de ter lavado.

>Blanqueamiento
But the important question is: Did it work?

Meanwhile, at commie book

Kek, leftists are like ostriches hiding their heads in the ground.

It probably needs a European origin person in every couple, not 1/32 European origin father like the Cape Verdians.

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Our FBI (Policia Federal) is pretty based, they're doing god's work, uncovering TONS of shit

Normie-tier opinions 2bh

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