Is it just me, or has Norway been making exceptional posts lately? great bants, wise critiques, thoughtful concerns...

is it just me, or has Norway been making exceptional posts lately? great bants, wise critiques, thoughtful concerns..maybe there is hope for you Nordics yet

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Norwegians are closer genetically to the Brits than Swedes

That's completely false, but one can't expect much from burger education.

>white and based
>quality posters
>destroyers of clickbait
Truly the most powerful race

unless you nordcucks take arms and invade sweden, slay the shitskins and enslave the feminists, you will forever be known as the doom of Europe

I hate Norwegians except for the archive Norwegian, he is a saint.

Why are burgers always wrong about everything in regard to the rest of the world?
Not even memeing, it's a very obvious pattern of retardation.

They always have, you'd know that if you weren't a filthy redditfugee
Poles and Irish are one point as well. Finns are okay too, burgers and brits are absolutely awful

Norway can suck my fat Illyrian dick, stupid useless communist country with no culture. Albania has Mother Teresa, Shkreli, Rita Ora, John Cena etc. how many relevant Norwegians even exist today? ZERO.
Norway only exists because they have oil, it's basically Saudi Arabia for fags.

bro

>flag

what dont you hate?

DELET or I will archive you to death

It's not you, it's a bot

Fuck off burger. Don't use my flag again for this shit post.

Albania isn't even on the list, plebs.

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W-what if you're half English and half Swedish?

Actually yes. There has been an uptick in quality from Norway as of late.

I could have fucked an albanian chick some time back, but I passed because of her excessive, disgusting forearm hair.

Enjoy your shitty women, you genetic miscreant.

The Balkans are clearly above Norway in the list you posted, authentic Balkanites are closer in genetics to an Albanian than to a Slav.

No.

no

The entirety of the balkans has accomplished less then Sweden and Denmark. Barely more than Norway. Pleb-tier.

Beef and broccoli apparently.

that's because they're primitive retards.

Don't ever call a Norwegian, swedish, unless you have a death wish. Swedes are subhuman and we don't even look like those feminine fags.

Thanks for being you Norway, you don't make me feel as alone trying to stand on my own two feet while everyone are joining the EU, mass immigration is rampant and nihilism surrounds Europe.

What did Denmark even do to benefit the world? Is the invention of Lego considered to be of greater importance than the resistance of Turkish invasion?

This, everyone I know thats not a cuck hates swedes.

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I hope norway will bomb my country along with sweden in the future

Ok after some research it turns out the Danes invented C++ and the pH scale, my sincere apology to Denmark.

This amuses me the same as the way all asians are basically identical yet at the same time all hate each other.

You dont hate irish people?

You're pretty smart for an Albanian gwern.net/docs/2003-murray-human-accomplishment.pdf
Open this, ctrl+f Denmark and if you're Curious about Norway do the same for us.
Look through our inventions accomplishments.

they are all gay

I have always thought Norwegians were some of the best posters here

And what is considered an accomplishment by this source?

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you didn't even realize he was trolling since the beginning huh. that probably makes him smarter than you.

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Did you forget Breivik? Literally a Sup Forumsterrorist. I think Norwegians are sleepers. And the sleepers will awaken.

Adequately impressive, I was going to share a few examples of Albanian inventions but I am quickly realizing that there isn't anything to show.

This. Also you have to consider population size and the difference was even bigger before the world wars.

Except he wasn't pothead

No, why would I ?

that John Cena guy isn't Albanian, so I doubt it.

Norwegians are some of the dumbest people around. A country of sluts, normalfags, faggots, pretentiousness oil money babies. If not for oil they'd still be poor and struggling to surpass anything more complex than a hut. They've invented nothing and their arrogance is all from being lucky.

Well, you did develop 18 different ways to fuck a goat. That was state of the art Albanian technology not to long ago.

they aren't dumb, their IQ is quite high, one of the highest in europe. but they are very gay as well.

according to this map posted earlier in this thread, we are literally brothers. how does that make you feel?

Also, Rita Ora isn't even from Albania, she's from Kosovo! I know it's improper etiquette to give up an act when trolling, but if I keep this up I might not wake up early enough to feed my chickens on time. Just know that I respect Norwegians and the Danes, they are white and therefore my brethren. 1488!

Well, to be honest, you make excellent military commanders and soldiers. Illyrians fighting in Alexander's army and the Roman army, officers and Marshalls in the Ottoman army etc.

Thanks

Why'd I get a new ID for that one post? This is the first time this has happened to me lmao

We should build a wall instead and literally become an Israel-like northern outpost.
Sweden can get fucked. They call us brothers and sisters but had no problem backstabbing us in WW2 to save their own asses.
>collapse of sweden when?

1488 Nibba

this is what we call the "little brother complex"

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Third-world internet witchcraft

There are good ones also. Some smart ones even. #notallnordmenn

>collapse of sweden when?
Hasn't it already happened? Last I heard they are not even collecting garbage in their capitol city anymore. They just leave it in the street like in other nigger countries.

>"invented nothing"
>Talking about Norway
>The inventor of the cheese slicer

think again leaf

Norway is the most feminist country in the world and is taken as an example as how Sweden should be progress in the future on feminist issues.
>based
>WTF

Many Norwegians go on this board and brainwash you people into liking their country and wanting you to call them "based nords" when they are just as cucked as Sweden if not more. In reality they have as much rape as Sweden and Denmark, it's at the same level, and they also take in immigrants. They are more socialistic and the Norwegian government takes much more control over society, some of their state acts like the USSR, American and Russian immigrants even ask their governments to protect them from the Norwegian state because they realized that the citizens in Norway have literally no rights.
Who cares, oil prices are going through the ground now so Norway will probably collapse soon.

You know nothing about WW2 you fucking cuck. Quisling begged Hitler to invade you to save you from a communist revolution as happened in Finland which your government were preparing for by destroying Norway and it's ability to defend itself so it could be more successful after their defeat in Finland,. Sweden just let the Germans go there.

You should thank us, Norcuck.

If only we invented the rake, we would have been their natural predator...

liberal brainwash in schools

the only reason sweden is more cucked than norway is because norway has been irrelevant for about 99.9% of history, so infiltrating your society and brainwashing your people has been a low priority.

True, they did invent that thing. We call it the "cheapskate-cheasecutter". We use, pic related. With a thin, and a thick side option - the thin side makes slices about 5 timers thicker than the Norwegian one and only put out the Norwegian one when mother in law visits. I'm amazed that fjeldaberne still use their own invention, now they have oil-money and don't have to be so stingy

I personally don't see it too often from Norwegians, but all those faggots from other countries must have gotten that 'based'/'uncucked' bullshit from somewhere.

I have seen many threads about how great Norway is created by Norwegians. They many times create threads about how much they hate Swedish feminism too which is just hilarious..

You're that Swede who raves on how Norway fucked you by sending you all our jews, aren't you?

Why do you need a special appliance to slice cheese?

No, I usually post on the crippled board and just read on 4pol from time to time. You haven't read my posts before, but I have read some Norwegian threads here.
What I said was true though, so I'm not sure why you want to accuse me of something to make what I said illegitimate. Hitler and Quisling saved you from a communist revolution.

norja

Norway is Whi-..

poor uncivilized burger

I never said it was illegitimate, I've seen some Swede posting very similarly to you.

Went to Albania once for holiday. Never again. Smelled like shit and the people are inbreed faggots who are jelly of my western money. 1/10 never visit

I hate Denmark though, so you can accuse me of that. Bunch of sausage-in-the-hand holding idiots that can't learn how to use bread properly.

Because we're not American, we don't get our "cheese from a tube.

Oh, you did that too? For reasons similar to ours I suppose. Nothing less than what they deserve, but no wonder they are cucked if they had to suffer both your and our joo's

You hang in there broder.

From my experience living around the country most of the population is anti-EU (polls also show this) so it looks like we will never join it thankfully. Being anti-eu is bipartisan here. We are also extremely patriotic compared to most of europe. Its very common to see the flag on private properties, we make a huge deal out of our national day, and pretty much everyone I know take pride in the country.

I mean we arent without issues, we still take migrants, but at least we arent a completely lost cause yet.

Stay mad sven.

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Nice bait, my fellow burger.
A bit stale, but a nice midnight sun snack.

Any based Norwegians I should read up on?

Also nice Fjords

Quisling

>American """""""""""""""""""""""""education"""""""""""""""""""""""""

Who is more based Norway or Denmark. Reminder, Norway has rejected the EU but Denmark is less diverse.

Look up "The 4 greats" of norwegian litterature, look up the viking sagas as penned by the skald Snorre available as Snorres Saga.

Why am I not surprised that Sven thinks that Quisling is based. In the other countries around here the name is synonymous with coward and traitor. Alas, not to Sven. There really is no hope for Sven.

what a stupid question :)

No, because they didn't have a time to develop peacefully being bogged down by constant wars and tragedies.

Yeah, because you're not a nationalist or a national socialist, you're brainwashed with communist jewish education from your school. They told us the same thing in my school about how evil he was when in reality he just saved Norway from marxism.

What do you call a Norwegian prostitute?

A fjord escort.

Good night.

I don't know why Quisling gets a lot of hate. Most of Fascists in WWII were sympathizers to the Nazis like Petain. Quisling was just more uncharistmatic and did a poor job at it. Even without his Administration, Nords were still pretty meh about the occupation.

quisling is obviously synonymous with traitor in sweden as well, just as hitler is synonymous with monster. this is all the doing of your (((education)))

norway please let this man finish his work