/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - REAL ADAM HOURS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>the march toward the inevitable backlog

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
A Robert story courtesy RobertAuthor added 4 July 2017: pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
Chicago Police Body/Dash Cam Compilation: youtube.com/watch?ohT9BhBz8G4
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/
Crime in Wrigleyville and Boystown:
cwbchicago.com/
>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
>The tales of Sir Robert in the land of Chicongo
pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=BuekySmNs1g
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
youtube.com/watch?v=7-z9EbsN_Jo
youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I AM SORRY ANONS IF I FUCKED THIS UP!
I have never done a /CPD/ thread, but Robert hours are upon us, and I panicked when I didn't see a thread

be right back ROBERT.
D.C. user checking in.
let me finish shit posting then get comfy..

p.s. About fucking time someone started a /cpd/ ..
fuck it . I post it here.. this just happened..
>happening

Kek you made this one 90 seconds before me. I'll link mine here as it has no posts yet.

You didn't use my OC :(

It's still technically Adam hours. Also you used the copypasta and put /CPD/ in the title so 9/10.

I'm sorry user! I panicked. Didn't really know what to do, but I wanted this up before an even newer newfag split the thread again.

Thank you!!

I know, and Adam is awfully boring, too. But, I've seen Adam hours up recently and with the catalog being cucked, I wanted something more comfy

>how about you guys hold your keys down and speak up

>12 year old threatening people on the platform
>unknown weapons
>now he has a group of 12 year olds around him

>being told to hold your keys down

>shot in the left butt cheek
>good condition

Ready to check my keys and get comfy with the Roberts.

>distress flare a mile or two offshore

Nothing like a nighttime boat sinking.

>Robert

>caller was threatened by a 300 pound male black

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9/11 robbert, white relative needs to be removed

< D.C. user just finished Shit posting.
CHECKING MY KEYS ROBERTS..
>lets do this

This video popped up in my youtube feed.
youtube.com/watch?v=BuekySmNs1g

Show hosted by retired cops and they talk about cop news and happenings, but this one is about Chicago and how Robert can't get assault weapons.

Apparently Rahm hasn't funded them enough, so the CPD doesn't have enough fire arms instructors so it can take up to 3 years for a cop to get certified to even have a rifle in his car.

Good chance that if Robert is responding to a call of Male Black with a Rifle that Robert may only have his service pistol and no body armor thanks to Rahm.

Is there a way I can listen on my smartphone?

This one works on my phone
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

or you can download the broadcastify app, but I think that costs $2.

OC

I have seen this feed b4..
bringing back memories .
hey Trump sent in ATF for the 4th July week .
let them bitch. the PREZ is watching and GAF.

I'm using a Galaxy S5 and it works just fine.

Speaking of rifles, did we ever get an update on that M4 that got stolen when male black carjacked the FBI?

How did that go anyways? Have you heard anything if it has given any results?

How come soundcloud wont work for me any more?

>Authorities would not say if all of the weapons and gear that had been in the vehicle were recovered.

wew lads, it was gettin' late. /cpd/ active now, normalcy restored. btw, sorry to toot my own horn but i had a pretty good get last night. w-what does it mean? is kek signalling that we are on the right track?

>stole the air conditioner

Male Black will claim he is transgender.

>tfw on mobile this week while on business

Stays safe, Robert.

Okay so not everything was recovered

can someone help a lurker
who/what is Robert

The hero Chiraq needs.

I'm here guys is it nog radio time

> Prositute

I'm guessing none of it was. Even male black is smart enough to haul that kind of shit off after he dumps the car.

Just kidding... There si not Robert. "Robert" is like "roger" (as in roger that) and it's used by the Chicago PD.

Robert is the code word for officers working from 10 PM to approx. 6 AM.

I think that's a safe assumption. Maybe they're waiting to see if someone tries to sell it.

Fixed flag

>gunshot wound to the left side of the head

which one of you fags is lying

Robert here. AMA.

fuck it brah let's do some vicodins and hit the bildeberg

>"ho is acting nuts, someone get this bitch a snickers"

New to these threads. Any culture/vocab I should know. You guys seem pretty chill

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Looked up an addy they mentioned on the radio. hiding his piece?

Yes.
Refer to the resources in OP

Thanks user.

>neighbor's dog tried to attack her three year old son

Dog breed of peace strikes again?

mister blutarski.. do cops make racist jokes on the job? or open keys too big a risk? rep pilled cops?

Likely me. While I have see the "roger" explanation online it does not seem to be used that way here. The other explanation makes better sense. Thanks Anons for clarifying.

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Did he just say Liquid Fire?

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whats up user. glad to have you. as you read I'm sure you'll pick up on things.

>Guy with a backpack breaking into trucks with ladders on a bicycle.

haha wrong pic, not so comfy

>male white just beat a male black, fire is responding??

>Shoebird, shoebird. BLACK MALE, white shoes, black shirt
>shoebird

The fucks a shoebird?

F

>male black dark complexion hit complainant in the head

That's just a the standard greeting in vibrant communities

>male passed out

Hello Roberts, how is my city treating you?

Stellar OC from a regular who isn't me: /cpd/ - Opening Credits (feat. Robert): youtube.com/watch?v=7-z9EbsN_Jo

I'm an hour late, but I still love you, shirofag.

Hi, NC Robert! Same entertainment as always. Nothin' too special tonight.

Whatever happened to PicRobert?

Wonder if that creepy fuck who hacks into the transmission will return.

This might be overly nostalgic, but I still wanna know what happened to storm drain nigga.

>FOUR
>FOUR SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>lacking in quantity

>Wonder if that creepy fuck who hacks into the transmission will return.

we can only hope

youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs

Dammit 0796, check your keys.

I don't think I was around for him given I've only been following since May.

he retreated to his home station, will be back to grab more white bitches next season

Bump, real Robert hours haven't even been up that long.

He was a recurring special event call from last summer. Notably more rare than U-HAUL carjacking.

too much fakerobertfags and shit OC lately, running off all the talent (well really other things, apparently, but that sounds nice), keep the dream alive, you're the one that has to live in that turd hole

/cpd/ is no bully zone so yes, faggots, keep posting whatever you've got, don't let me detract from your experience, we need to keep going, Make /CPD/ Great Again

>retreated to home drain
ftfy, Robert

works for me, I got king kong in da trunk and male black in da sewer

Some sheboon probably lrft her oven on

I'll pop for LOUD MARIACHI band in the neighbors backyard.

Shit, I missed out.

I'm sure we could keep it going.

i miss anything tonight? just checking in.

Just routine coonery so far.

white guy yelling racial slurs? This any of you guys?

>Male white
>Kicking mailboxes
>Spitting
>Shouting racial slurs

Ok which one of you guys is this?

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>male ran inside
>was shot on the first floor

shots fired!

1421 roberts needs gas