WE WUZ GREEKZ

The BBC has teamed up with Netflix to make a series about the history of Troy, and is supposed to be one of the more expensives series, at least of the year, with a total budged of a £50million and £6million-an-episode series.
express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/786692/bbc-netflix-troy-fall-of-a-city-cast-release-date-filming

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Achilles will always be Brad Pitt to me

ummmmmmmm greeks were black sweetie

Just accept it

I hope we get to see Achilles x Patroklus lovemaking. It always bothers me when movies ignore that part of history.

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>Mediterranean people were fucking sub saharan Africans

I'm not laughing any more

werent they cousins?

In few years they will have a black cast portraying NatSoc Germany and Hitler will be black

make it happen plz

Sup Forums will defend blonde anglo-achilles but bitch about we wuz achilles.

Pic related, he was literally black. Learn your history, da white man is keeping africuns down.

Same, that movie is my go-to testosterone, war, epicness and dreams of a more glorious time movie. The duel, the killing of his cousin, the woman in the tent, the father, HOLY SHIT THIS MOVIE IS SO GOOD! Watched it maybe 30 times, should watch it again today.

Implying those urns weren´t simply libel and slander (((painted))) way after.

He wasn't though. Maybe sort of shitskin at best. Besides, Troy was in Turkey so they were more likely to have a slightly darker skin

It does stand the test of time. Even though it's such a romantification.
That fucking duel with Hector and Achilles, best duel on screen ever

In the iliad it was said that Achillies had long Golden hair, so they aren't sticking to the source material tisk tisk

this can't be real, someone's trolling me

cant you just jerk off to brokeback mountain

What the Golden One would look like without the FAS.

>inb4 Memnon is white

The entire Mediterranean used to be white before constant shitskin invasions.

logic is oppressive to the left

Das rite white boi we wuz Agamemnon n sheeit.

Das right RapeBabe. True Greek blood runs through the veins of the Black Man.

I don't really like the Golden One myself, he's an idealist and carries an absurd superiority complex. Sure his gains are joocy but fuck, when your lats are so big it's make it difficult to wipe your ass it's not really something to be proud of

It's pretty amazing how black we all used to be when you think about it.

I quite like him, his heart is in the right place and he offers some good advice which people should take on board. Wish he'd stop flexing and acting all narcissistic though.

I'm actually an ancient Greek, here's my selfie

>The clothes are actually closer to dark skin color than Achilles.
He's black to represent death or his spirit being out of his body you nigger.

WE WUZ HOPLITES
DAS RIGHT PERSIAN BOI

We need to do with BBC what we did with CNN. This is unnaccebtable levels of historical reinvisionism.

SHEEEEEEEIT Nigga, you finna proud of our truly black heritage.

my sides

Jesus fuck you are so retarded its gone beyond our solar system.
The whole of greece was black, ahuuru you fucking ape.

P*RSIAN WYBOI DICKLETS CANNOT DEFEAT THE BIG BOEOTIAN COCK

It's real I'm afraid

WE WUZ GREEKS AND SHIET

>he was literally black.

No he wasn't. He just lost his color when he died. The same thing happened to Optimus Prime.

It's some kind of racist anglo superiority to rewrite the history of a country, especially a med country. Bbc/netflix are such racist biggots.

shiet mayne we wuz black transformas n shiet????

ROMINZ WUZ BLAWND

And still is white.

fuck that
we're better than cuck wh*tes
we're meds

Marcus?

We can meme it into existence

This cast is actually shit half the damn characters are missing WHY WONT ANYONE DO A FAITHFUL ADAPTATION OF ONE OF THE GEATEST POEMS EVER MADE ACHILLES ISNT EVEN THE MAIN CHARACTER REEEEEEEEEEEE

Shut up cuck, nords have the same merit as sub saharan africans in advancing the hunan race.

If it wasn't for meds you would be hunting squirrels right now, peasant.

Optimus is kill?
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

DAS RYTE WHITEY WE WUZ PTOLEMY'S OF EGYPT, MAKING US DA KANGZ N SHIET BAKA WHITEY FINNA TAKE OUR HISTORYZ BURNING DA LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA, STAY WOKE.

Yes. I remember when I fist watched it, marvelous, elegant, rude, and with all of that - graceful. Indeed, something to print on in your memory box.
I also remember we used to have a fight with kids in the class, who's better: Terminator Or Achilles, of course majority was for Terminator, when me and couple of other guys was for the pupil of Aristotele; dixterity, agility, speed and reaction, that is what a value the most.

link very much related
youtube.com/watch?v=P-Rf1I9htJk

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They're turning their own stuff black user (King Arthur). Nobody can escape the Big Blackwashing Channel. UKers are supporting the comic book character Faiza Husain, who's a mudslime wielding Excalibur. They need to wake up.

Sheeeeeit mang, we finna black matrix of leaderzip?

>Terminator Or Achilles
STRfags vs DEXfags?

>The BBC
You all know what it stands for right?

Muh äncestors!

>greeks are black now

At least people will finally stop loaning them money

EY YO PATROKLUS HOL ME BAK DIS NIGGA TRIPPIN
EY YO MUFFGA WHY U BE HITTIN A MAN IN HIS HEEL DAT SHIT JUST WRO-

>werent they cousins?
It's okay: up the bum, no babies.

Troy has aged pretty well. I don't know why everyone hated it when it came out.

Huh? wasn't Patroklus Achilles's cousin?

Britain is a cuck nation. They are trying to rewrite history to resemble their failed state.

*smacks lips*

we gettin food stamps now wyteboi

Is this in reaction to that nog being stomped in Greece recently?

AYO HOL UP!

Big Blackwashing Channel?
Father?

>logic is oppressive to the left
Oh yeah, where did you get your membership to the National SOCIALIST party? What, got beat up by some black kids at school and now wanna larp a Nazi with no understanding of doctrine?

It's retards like you that are more detrimental then helpful.

*SMACKS ACROPOLIS*

He's speaking the truth. Not white like Nordic white but a lot whiter than now.
Ancient Egyptians often had green eyes, and so did many ME people.
You can still see these trends among the non Arabs in the ME, the Assyrians, Yazids Kopts and Maroonites are much whiter than the Arabs or the Turks.

The BBC is a joke.

>It's real
Jesus Christ that's fucking horrendous, it'd be great if there were a backlash in Greece for this "wonderful" reimagining of their legendary heroes.

Ahahah the fuck is that

Not much better, your country's getting invaded and cucked to a degree too. I don't blame you for wanting to avoid the burden of being classed as white though.

Is this really true?

The Iliad is my favorite piece of literature in the world. I can't handle this. I feel like I will kill someone if this is true.

God knows these people deserve to be flayed and crucified en masse.

>implying we can do anything
>implying anybody here will see this

user, GoT wanted to film here and the government rejected it. The leftie fucks in charge would probably congratulate the BBC.

I'm sure kangs and kweenz in 3017 would try to take credit for the current western civilization, if we didn't have audio-visual evidence.

Which wouldn't happen if wh*tes weren't influencial cucks

My sides

as if you understand a word of homeric or ionian greek

>muh favorite book guys

Oh, it's true. It's why I've dropped Marvel. That, and making Iron Man a black genius girl named RiRi. And erasing the nuclear family of the F4. And making the Hulk Asian. And making the smartest person in the universe a black girl. Marvel fucking sucks.
Alas, we don't have any say in the matter.

And then.....

Homeric Greek was a fucking mess
It doesn't matter if he doesn't know the actual language

Niggerfying Greek history? Well who the fuck would be so bold as to-

>Netflix
Oh.

How do poltards categorize Anglos and Frenchies? d'you acknowledge their contributions or d'you just class them as "nordcucks" like Scandinavians?

>its a western European doesn't understand the ancient Greek pederasty erogenous relationship post

[Rees in inarticulate Hellenic]

>Blonde haired blue eyed brit passing the mantle to Islam.

Breathtaking.

KYS you'reself

i am just teasing the slav janni

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BITCH ASS WHITEYS KNO NUFFIN OF HISTORY OF ANCIENT MELANOID HUEMAN
WE WUZ KANGZ AN SHIET BEFORE WHITEYS RUINED EVERYTHIN

Whatcha matter user? You razist? Glorious Izlam shall prevail!

Who's your daddy?!

You're top tier whites.

Meds > Slavs > Northern Europeans.

SHEEEEEIIIIIT,NOW I'M WOKE! It explains why the noble African is still raping and stealing in huts while the subhuman Greek is wallowing in debt. Shit nigga, that was deep AF.

Lol you're unironcally blaming the white man. You really are a Kang.

>sing o' muses of the rage of Achilleus
>scene cuts to assembly on the beach
>"HOL' UP AGAM"
>smacks greaves
>"SO YOU BE SAYIN'
>licks shield
>THAT WE BE MYRMIDONS N SHEEIT?
>eats feta

Does this explain why Achilleus chimps out when Agamemmnon takes his shit?

The Celts were Africans

they keepin us down homie

Typical more nigger offspring who don't know their daddy

What do you think, why are there so many watermelons in Greece? In my country they are known as 'Greek melons'.

Around Greeks never relax

>8 episodes
>about Troy
>Patroclus is in 6
>Hector is in 0
>Priam is in 1

>Paris is in 8
>Aphrodite is in 7

This will be garbage just like every (((screenwriter))) who tries to adapt the Illiad