Brit/pol/ - Beautiful Britain Edition

>"Defend Europe": "Far-right" activists launch mission to rescue, send back illegals from Libya
rt.com/news/396045-far-right-mission-libya/

>Footage shows all that is left of Grenfell tower as police reveal they are using sieves to search for victim's remains
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4688112/Haunting-footage-inside-Grenfell-Tower.html

>Cozy relationship between Blair government and Gaddafi regime uncovered in secret files
rt.com/uk/396010-libya-gaddafi-close-relations/

>UK state visit by Spanish royals to begin
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40577753

>"No benefits" from £60m offender tags
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40577748

>Political upheaval will lead to UK economy slowing down, says Moody's
theguardian.com/business/2017/jul/11/uk-economy-living-standards-squeeze-s-and-p-interest-rates-brexit

>Minister promises victims say in contaminated blood inquiry
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-parliaments-40557391

>Hospitals refuse to take Charlie Gard as relations between his parents and Great Ormond Street plummet
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/11/hospitals-refuse-take-charlie-gard-relations-parents-great-ormond/

>Theresa May 'Shed a Tear' when her disastrous political move didn't pay off:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40592808

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>While it seems that the infighting and brawling within the Labour party has died down a bit in the last few weeks, the problems haven't ended for Jeremy Corbyn.
>His cat, El Gato, is still trying to run the mean streets of Islington North, by beating up all the neighborhood cats and refusing to share its food.
>Corbyn has tried to reason with the cat (literally on one occasion saying "That's not very socialist, El Gato" to it) but it's apparently falling on deaf ears.

>Jeremy Corbyn has revealed he fears his cat, El Gato, is "a bit of a Tory" because of its behavioral habits.
>The Labour leader said he had grown concerned after the feline displayed a "disappointing individualism and lack of concern for others".

P.S. Neither of these are parodies. The second one is from the Telegraph.

Reminder to NEVER reply to kekistani flag cunts.

Britain is ruled by the Cornish.
>Rothschilds bow to the Cornish
>The Cornish are in regular contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control the south of England with an iron (but fair) fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Penzanctonia will be the first city)
>99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth are in Cornwall
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Cornish babies
>the Cornish are said to have a 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth was thought only to exist deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Cornish scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Pastybots inside you right now
>The Cornish are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel who are also Cornish, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Cornish bunker in Penzance?
>They learned fluent English in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves to Cornwall. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Cornwall
>Cornwall is 1000 millenia old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, the Cornish are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

Reminder to have a full understanding of the entire British constitution.

>>the Magna Carta (1215), the Provisions of Oxford (1258), the Provisions of Westminister (1259), the Statue of Marlborough (1267), the Welsh Acts of 1535 & 1542, the Petition of Right (1628), Instrument of government (1653), Humble Petition & Advice (1657), Habeas Corpus Act (1679), the Bill of Rights (1689), the Act of Settlement (1701), and the Act of Union (1706), Acts of Union (1800), Reform Acts (1832, 1867, 1884), Representation of the People Act (1928, 1949, 1969), Parliament Acts (1911, 1949), Government of Ireland Act (1920), Irish Free State Act (1922), Irish Free State Constitution Act (1922), Royal and Parliamentary Titles Act (1927), Statue of Westminister (1931), His Majesty's Declaration of Abdication Act (1936), Life Peerages Act (1958), House of Lords Act (1999), European Communities Act (1972), European Union Act (2011), Northern Ireland Constitution Act (1973), Human Rights Act (1998), Scotland Act (1998, 2012, 2016), Wales Act (1998, 2006, 2014), Northern Ireland Act (1998), Freedom of Information Act (2000), Political Parties, Elections & Referendums Act (2000), Civil Contingencies Act (2005), Constitutional Reform Act (2005), Constitutional Reform & Governance Act (2010), Fixed-term Parliaments Act (2011), Succession to the Crown Act (2013), For Scotland, Laws of the Brets (1124), the Declaration of Arbroath (1320), the Claim of Right Act (1689) and for Wales, the Statue of Rhuddian (1284).

Also start buying guns.

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>Theresa May 'Shed a Tear' when her disastrous political move didn't pay off

The fucking state of this nation. And people still flock to Labour and Cons. Just drown this sad island, please.

Truth hurts,does it?

Why shouldn't you vote for the winning party every time even if they hate you goy?

Why is Tesco such a hard place to apply for?

I give you a toast Ladies and gentlemen
May this fair land we love so well
In Dignity and freedom dwell
While worlds may change and go awry
There'll always be an England
While there's a country lane
Wherever there's a cottage small
Beside a field of grain
There'll always be an England
While there's a busy street
Wherever there's a turning wheel
A million marching feet
Red, white and blue
What does it mean to you?
Surely you're proud
Shout it loud
Britons awake!
The Empire too
We can depend on you
Freedom remains
These are the chains
Nothing can break
There'll always be an England
And England shall be free
If England means as much to you
As England means to me

Honestly even Corbyn would be better at least he was against the (((Establishment)))

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Not much point in the fixed term parliaments act if both main parties are going to vote for a general election anyway less one of them look cowardly.

Is the application form in polish?

>Northern Ireland is a wilting bouquet

The absolute state of America

Check out the new Granada Reports presenter lads. Uber MILF

He still has a party full of blairite MP's that will fuck him no matter how well he does for their (((Agenda))). See the single market vote

SIEVES
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Sources?

Oh yea they don't exist.Just more Anglo lies

Nah, he honestly wouldn't.

Tories:
>We're bringing immigration down (even if its a miniscule amount) and geting brexit done

Labour:
>Who knows what will happen tbqh :^)
>we'll just spend and it will get better we think

disclaimer I fucking hate all parties

ons.gov.uk/census/2011census

This isn't me giving a (You) to a Kekistan flag. This is me leaving the source for all who care.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40591750

decay unabated

That's quite the reading list. Guess I should get stuck in.

>tfw no civil war

How can I get someone at the bbc to read my script? Do you think people send them sitcom pitches all the time or should I do the pilot first?

>2011

Lol

I'm pretty sure there is an option for it but the problem is that it takes so long.

>Darren Osborne
>Rhodri Philipps
What will we do next?

dear bbc
please read my script

lots of love

Saul Makwambe

I wouldn't bother m8, anyone you can't just (e)mail a cv to is probably shit.

Corbyn

>Against war in Syria
>Has no problem with Russia
>Is against Merkel
>Is against Establishment
>Does not like (((Bankers)))

"Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.

"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.

"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"

kek

If your daughter brought home a big black man who was intelligent, rich and a good man would you accept him?

And only about 10% of those are Brit-Yanks

WTF is IRELAND doing there for God's sake?

Guys...

GUYS.... listen.//// right....

So... what I;ve got is....

This one... this one on the left.... you see her?

That one....

I'd cum on her face.

Read Othello.

Is that Colin Ferell?

It's Farell not Ferell dude.

>big black man who was intelligent, rich and a good man would you accept him?

Personally no, I'd rather my grandchildren look like me and that her children look like her.

change terry to deshawn, change woman to man, deshawn is a post op transgender otherkin, change genitals, mix it up man we're in the 21st century

and to really interested you need the bad guy to be a white male

Labour MP's
>Elected in 1997/2001 so know no better than Blair's way
>Stabbed him in the back 2 years in a row with the shittest leadership contests ever witnessed in history
>Stabbed him in the back with the single market vote 3 days into parliament despite a three line whip and a better than expected election result
>Don't give a shit about him
>Only answer to the calls of master Blair

Rather BEADY isn't he?

>Fiction

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Yet.

Am I the only one who thinks all girls should always wear stocking/tights/pantyhose

It's a play m8

Which sites to you use to get your legit unbiased news? I've got HuffPo, the Guardian and the New Statesmen so far...

My mate keeps calling me a cuck because I don't believe in a white European ethnostate

Don't have many comfy city pics in my British picture collection. Thanks m8

Parable.

Nice argument, half-caste.

You will lose at the end!

CYMRU REPRESENT.

Don't thank me, thank Dave.

Northumberia here m8

zaha hadid is dead

>Is a socialist and neo-Marxist
>Panders to the middle class bourgeois
>Pretends to be something he isn't
>hypocrite
>republican
>pacifist
>atheist
>hates the UK

>Calling Shakespeare Jesus

>Nips be romanticizing England but in reality it looks like this
Smdh

Is Joyce the tripfag dead yet?

Cheers Dave

What an interesting observation.

You have money why don't you built those houses and streets better?

Lads, who's the cunt who draws the brilliant SNP and British Pepe/Wojak cartoons? I have a draw request for him.

I think it's more to do with the fact the right champions personal liberty over state control, and this is a classic example of state control taking away personal liberty. But sure, make it a hit piece against the latest boogymen.

And? You want me to list all the real world examples? Domestic abuse statistics? Wouldn't take long, and you know that so I'm not going to bother.

Give it a rest lad, you had your fun in the last thread, now is the time for relaxation, not cuckery from German scum. You are filth, we know you are filth and you will die a slow, painful death as it is destined for you. This is the way of engineering and hydrodynamics. It is the way of the world my friend. You shall suffer, it is known.

Spicey.
I wonder how long it'll take for France to pull out.

As far as modern architecture goes, at least hers was interesting and had some kind of sleek vibe going on.

They're old houses on comfy medieval streets you star flag fuck.

Lichfield is comfy af.

>I wonder how long it'll take for France to pull out.
Fucking cucks, submitting to Goymany so easily. Macron has an ugly cuck face. He shall die.

No, because I want to have a homogenous community

some kind of sleek vibe? in england?

no thank you m8

>Be anglo
>Go to a flat viewing with my aryan girlfriend earlier
>Place is a mess
>They've known for days we are coming AND the lease ends in like 3 weeks
>Flat is a shit hole
>Dirty socks and stinking sandals in lounge
>Used dishes on table
>Estate agent is apologetic
>Bedroom door opens
>Young white girl with nose ring appears
>Clearly met agent before as they have a conversation in lounge while we look around
>Get told we can get a quick look in the bedroom
>Black guy in his underwear sitting on the edge of the bed playing on his phone
>Look briefly around room from the doorway, just in awe at the nigh-tangible hedonistic degeneracy of gen Z and the complete lack of shame
>Dirty clothes all over the place, stinks of sweat and sex and filth

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>two nations plan to spend billions developing a useless fighter jet that neither nation will keep in any significant numbers to actually be useful in a war

Honestly hate how demilitarised the continent is.

Everyone's a super hero
Everyone's a Captain Kirk

Thoughts?

Sounds like the name of a prison or psychiatric hospital.

You know what? He has many flaws but he is better then that bitch with no husband or children.She isn't even conservative she is basically liberal and at least some of Corbyn's views are more /our guy/ then Teresa May who's basically totally opposite.

cuck

May as well be.

>his playlist isn't entirely composed of anime ops

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>the right champions personal liberty over state control
Not necessarily true, that is how it's currently presented though.

That looks so boring sorry dude.

I was at RAF Cosford museum recently. Amazing the diversity of planes we used to have, and the projects we funded.
Nowadays it's gotta all go on bennies and pensions

I'd honestly prefer a marxist to a neo-liberal like May.

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my house is probably worse desu
but there's 9 of us
and about 6 are slobs
the rest are resentful of the slobs so won't clean their shit

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>but he is better then that bitch

The collective of Tory MPs are better than the collective of Labour MPs. Plus she is married. I hate both of them but Corbyn is infinitely worse. I despise him on a very personal level.

That looks shit.

Far from it. There's a comfy Tudor cafe too.

wow that is absolutely beautiful
I wish the people weren't so ugly though

Not sure how you think that but ok desu. This better?

Good buy for now,but don't forget GERMANY was always better to Britistan and will always be.WE will not be suppressed

beautiful, i can picture jo coxs corpse just around the corner