90% of millennials can't answer this correctly

>see this posted on millennialbook
>say 'just call 911'
>'o shit user that's actually really smart'
>actually really smart
How do we fix the millennial problem, Sup Forums?

Ghostbusters

My buddy Jamal who has Cricket wireless.

My second mobile phone in my pocket

The point of this thread isn't to answer the picture's question. It's to brainstorm ways to make millennials think more critically about the world.

>not calling the guy holding the gun
will he answer and save you, or not answer and murder you?

Liam Neeson of course.

fuck, that's a hard one.
maybe stop rewarding them for failures and non-accomplishments and take away the dopamine machine in their pockets
just a thought.

oh and i would actually call the police here because they never fucking answer the phone and take upwards of 50 minutes to arrive at an emergency

You can call urself.

>my dad lmbao
>my ex
>my dead sibling lmbao rip

there i covered every top liked normie reply

411, operator

Call myself/2nd phone
Or Bell Canada.

If I was the guy on the pic I would have called my dad .

I call my house

Call yourself.

My father.

RIP 1958 - 2011

Miss you :(

too late

Call any 555- number in the states and it won't pick up. 555- doesn't exist

I would just call my other SIM card

Call some random ducking number

The only woman I loved.

A speaking clock is more reliable desu

The govt runs a couple

why the fuck do you type "lmbao"?

(Area code) 867-5309
If they have a meme number like that they probably never answer unknown numbers

mind = blown XD

I call my mother and then ask the perp to fire after about 5 minutes.

Microsoft support

...

laughing my bitch ass off XD

A government agency, DMV etc.

Just type in 30 random numbers and no one will pick up

Myself

Call yourself

randoms russian roulette, tho.

my old number

Oh ive def got enough x's where this shouldnt be a problem.

555-5555

911

I would call bullshit.
On this thread

callcomcast obviously

no seriously you fucking nigger what does the b stand for

Call yourself

My number. Don't answer. Duh.

id call my drug dealer HAY OH

How would you answer he would probably think your pulling a weapon

just call his dad

OP's mom, fuck this life.

Call your own number


Next

>Autism answer:

If you live in pretty much any area in the Americas, check your listings for 333-3333.

It's almost always going to be an accident lawyer, or a cab company. They'll be guaranteed to answer.

Go on, check it for yourself.

i would call bones the rapper from teamsesh because his phone is always dead because he is also a dead boy as to answer you question about millennials we do nothing and let them learn naturally through trial and error like we all did

/pol mods.

Call yourself

I'd call Jesus

My doctor. Literally never picks up his phone and will generally just check his missed calls once a week and call me back at some point unless I leave a message with his nurse practitioner that I'm seriously ill.

can't you just call your own cell phone number?

My wife ;_;

This isn't political in the slightest, fuck you.
Everyone will obviously glance over your stupid fuck last ditch effort at the end
>How do we fix the millennial problem, Sup Forums?
Because you provided two questions.
Kill yourself for shitting up the board.

my gf or any women in my family, would go to voicemail but voicemail is full

Mom. She always drops the call to call me back (in purpose of saving my money). Does that counts?

...

obviously the police

Good luck trying to kill the police faggots

Why would he answer?

>call myself
so hard

The Refund Department of Bernie Sanders campaign.

i saw what you did there, mr.not-france.

8679305

My wife at work.

Or 555-555-555...

>reading comprehension

This is the only good answer

Does living without a smartphone really improve your life? I imagine most people would go back to carrying around 40 devices.

Lol

kek

this

call the bogs so they can teleport behind the guy with the gun.

>be black
Call 911

What if I want them to answer? I'll just call my mom.

>laughing my benis ayyyy o

I'd call my mom
she never answers

FPBP

then it goes to voicemail, the machine answers you idiot

Call VA suicide hotline. Shit goes to voicemail.

a 555 number

My bannnk

I call the person holding the gun.

just call a taxi
underrated

The racial discrimination against whites help hotline

Finish the cycle of eternal return

867-5309.
It's my number

ya but who would you call senpai?

Your family female foul bloodline genes should go extinct.

Can't I just mash the buttons and call a random and invalid number?

what the fuck

the flag isn't even faded or anything, the ultimate stealth rare

>there are people on Sup Forums too young for this

Someone call this autist

I have a friend who has a tablet with a SIM. He can text, but not take calls. I call the tablet.

I would just dial one of the robot cold-callers I get 3-4 times a day

I would have shot the guy before letting him put a gun to my head.

>i miss you too son

>say 'just call 911'
congrats, they answer and you die, per the picture you posted. is everyone in this thread retarded?

Just about anyone, if they dont answer then its business as usual.
If they do then BINGO!

If it's past the shift i call my boss.

would call my own mobile number