Jesus fuck, he's gone completely rogue
>says Africa's problems are "civilizational"
>says African women need to stop having 7 or 8 kids
>wants to expand France's military might tenfold
>appointed a rightwinger as his PM
>says he wants to restore the French empire
>retake the Louisiana territories
>expressed interest in restoring House of Bonaparte
>claims to be the karmic reincarnation of Napoleon I
>buddies with Trump and Putin
>crowned himself in a massive ceremony, styles himself the "Son of Jupiter"
>currently bombing former West African territories back into fealty to the Crown
>says "the French race lords above all others"
>troops on the borders with Germany, Belgium and Italy
>claims Rhineland is French territory
>beheads journalists in public
>claims direct descendance from the first Kings of France in the House of Capet
>appreciates older sluts
>thoughts indecipherable to mere mortals
>literally took the Bogpill
>sending stormtroopers to kebab shops to clear them out of Paris
>pledges to move the French capital to Versailles in the fall
>threatened Frexit if the EU did not capitulate to his demands
>told Merkel to go fuck herself
>aligned himself on the anti-globalist axis
>war of imperialism currently raging in Vietnam to retake former colonies
>pledged to end communism worldwide
>supports the true Pope in Avignon to counter Francis
>will immediately annex Catalonia and Basque Country in the event of independence
>amassing the largest French navy in years
>reestablished use of the guillotine in public executions
>personally beheaded opponents Le Pen, Fillon and Melenchon to cement his rule after two landslide elections
>outlawed all other parties
>respects the superior GILF pussy
>literally browses Sup Forums
>said niggers arent fit for Western society (rough translation)
>renowned as a brilliant military tactician
>declared Mars his "Sun Palace" and plans to build massive cities on its surface from which he will rule France and its colonies
Is he /ourguy/?
