Anglo/German thread?

What do we honestly think of each other? Of all the peoples in Europe I've always found you, the Dutch and the Norweigians to be most similar to us. Despite our similarities though I think geography will always make us enemies - you are in the heart of Europe and will always try dominate it, whereas we are an island and will always seek to keep Europe split.

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>be anglo
>bow to kike masters
>genocide aryans throughout the war, particularly dresden
>allow shitskins to conquer your capital city for free

never trust the eternal anglo

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Norweigans are closest to swedes, and dutch to germans. Englishmen are much closer to the rest of the U.K

>bomb London and other major cities with planes, rockets
>kill over 40'000, injure far more
>destroy most of London's architecture and housing
>surprised when the British people band together
>Harris doesn't pull any punches
>kills the very concrete of the meme city Dresden

The fact it made Goebbels cry like a little bitch in his bunker was just the icing on the cake.

Other than that I love Germans.

I find the Germans alright, I find the non-Germans who fanboy over Germany the worst.
best enemy desu

its a shame your empire ended

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>fight our cousins to stay top dog
>lose top dog position to our own colony anyway

JUST
U
S
T

Can we take over again like it's 1815?

at least your language still dominates the world

I like that you put malt vinegar on your fries. It tastes really good.

>The French fear these two

Honestly? We Germans as care as much about England as we care about Molvania. Not at all.

Should be friends

btw Anglos are just germans with a sense of humor

seconded

Sure, Hans. We don't think about the French either.

>btw Anglos are just germans with a sense of humor
wtf i love swedes now

I love Germany. It has sensible, hardworking and competent people. The national guilt has led to a suicidal political system though.

germany is closer to britain than the french and the scandinavians and the southern europeans.

that is why it is more americanized than most other countries, and the cancer from the english speaking world is stronger here than elsewhere (with the sole exception of sweden who just chose to go crazy for whatever reason)

but that proximity is not something I am too happy about. I don't dislike the english on principle but in ww2 they were traitors and unfortunately their cultural export, like americans, is pretty damn destructive to everyone who recieves it
add to that they are historically a protestant country too and my conclusion is something is wrong with them, moreso than with other european peoples

Gerkels are scum

>Germany is the most cucked nation on the planet, at least the Anglo's have a shred of dignity and voted to leave the EU. The German people have given up, there is no other way of looking at it. + Nigel is a based as hell.

Catholic countries are always more leftwing than protestant countries. This is an econometric fact and is well now among developmental economists

t. educated fag

Your opinion is interesting though. We both clearly see the similarities between us but to both of us something just seems 'off', For me Germans just seem too socialistic, pic related. This is why I like the Dutch - they're pretty much a mix of us both.

you're like the retarded version of germans. i thank my ancestors that the BTFYO

*known

and forgot pic

Germany has never beaten Britain in a war. Where on the doll did the Anglo touch you? Oh that's right, NW Germany and Dresden.

not all german people have given up
but if pic related were to come true I'd be happy to live in the european colonies
anything is better than >nigel is based
no argument there

>Im Felde unbesiegt
>unbeaten on the battlefield
you're a piece of shit and you know it

No matter how cucked they might be the krauts will always be more productive and higher quality peoples than the anglos and that's why the anglos keep on moaning about muh world wars.

.....You dumb cunts started the war.

Warum habt ihr so viel Flüchtlinge genommen?

ja, ich glaube mein deutsche, nicht so gut ist.

came here to say this
fuck anglos
thanks pajeet or leaf

>be brit
>wake up
>hmm, i'm hungry, what should i eat for breakfast?
>oh, i know
>fucking sausage and beans

Good to hear, Although it isn't looking good is it.

You lot shouldn't hate on us so badly, we all know how fond your Fuhrer was of us. and we are a Germanic/Celtic/Norse mix

OI I OM HOIGHER QUOLITI THON DUH GURHMUNZ

WTF is that

I have eaten english breakfast several times on a british airways flight. Almost threw up every time. It was probably from the thyme.

try pesto and cheddar cheese than you know what's disgusting

I know that GB will try to harm us again if the opportunity presents itself, so I hope that GB gets balkanized. May Scotland leave, may Northern Ireland go back to Ireland and may Wales become independant. They don't need the English to fuck sheeps.

>Warum habt ihr so viel Flüchtlinge genommen?
Look man our government just pushed that shit above our heads.

Do you think average joe likes getting over a million enrichers in his country in 2 years ?

There isn't anything left of your nation to harm, just Muslims and a bunch of soviet monuments

No, it is British flag. Is not France flag or Poland flag.

>whole blitz campaign : 40.000 dead
>Dresden bombings alone : 25.000 dead
bro.....

>may Northern Ireland go back to Ireland
Fuck off Hans. The Ulster Volunteers paid for every square inch of NI, by bayoneting your great grandad in the face at the Somme in 1916

wir wollen das nicht.(((they))) want

I like both sepparately desu. They're nice. Haven't tried them together though.

Wir haben so viele aufgenommen weil es die Menschen entweder nicht interessiert oder sie dem glauben was die staatlichen Medien ihnen erzählen, die Leute die es hinterfragen sind in der Minderheit und die Regierung arbeitet gegen sie.

Your german is ok, the first sentence is right, the second not so much but i can understand you.

I used to hate Anglos, but since my english got better and I read into your history and culture I started to like you. Still, i can understand why other germans here hate you, if britain would have stayed neutral germany would have won ww1/ww2

Just look on the bright side guys, very soon we will all be new Europeans all worshipping Islam

WW1 was us securing our place as the most powerful European Empire, you would have done the same if in our position, I have no excuse for WW2, Jews ? ,

I guess we are just too much alike, Anglos that is , not those Scottish savages

But I would argue that you are hated more in Europe, for ..... obvious reasons.

It's OK. We fucked it up worse than you could ever have imagined. So there's that.

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Bulgarians are the niggers of Europe, as well as the Romanians

DONT MENTION ZE WAR

new germany is a bit of a worry but old germany is an absolute inspiration and we stabbed them in the back.

I'm not arguing that you didnt have a reason to join in, every reasonable country would have honored its commitments to allied countries, especially if you are the the most prestigious nation on earth.
Still, from the german point of view britian is what stopped us from becoming a superpower, twice.

>bomb Germany
>Germany asks you to please stop killing civillians
>"lol no"
>get bombed
>"OMG WTF WHY ARE YOU KILLING CIVILLIANZ?!!!11!"

death to England

Yay Hans is our friend now :D

>fighting against resistance
>telling everybody to leave the city multiple times
we don't come at night with the sole purpose to bomb civilians

All the Germans I've met have been friendly lads, very similar to us in the UK. Lots who were anti-EU too.

How bad is it in England anyway? I'm reading The Strange Death of Europe atm and it seems England has been hit even harder than us from the mass migration and funnily enough it was a Jew who opened the floodgates.

No

Stop arguing about old wars,while we are all loseing the current culture war with immigrants and Islam

London is pretty much non-white at this point. Leicester is confirmed White minority, Birmingham, Manchester, Bradford, Luton and many other places to follow suit by as soon as 2025-2030 i'd wager.

That's the shitty one, at least post the webm from that Finnish website.

>Auto
Yeah i completely understand, But this time your government are the bad guys, WW1 - neutral, WW2 - you where right.

Also whenever we go on holiday you guys are always there. But you ain't the rudest in europe like people say, the Danes are far worse, i am never going back to Copenhagen ever again

Still, not as bad as Germany to be fair

I think that we are probably in a pretty similar state of affairs, and France is slightly worse than both. About 5.5% of your population is Muslim compared to 4.8% of ours, but lots of yours are Turkish (slightly better?) whereas ours are Pakistani and Bangladeshi primarily. London is now less than 50% white British, not sure if it's like that for Berlin/Munich. Then there's a few other areas of the UK with significant Muslim majorities, such as Luton, Birmingham, and Rotherham.

Aside from Islamic immigration, we have a shitload of Poles and quite a lot of other Eastern Euros. A fair amount of blacks, but they're mostly located in the big cities. I live in London now, and without getting too hysterical, it's not really an English city anymore - it's a multicultural city that happens to be in England. That's just how it is. Other western European capitals are going the same way.

I truly regret what has happened to the British Empire despite winning the wars. I think you were the only sane force in this whole mess, supposed to be a stable traditionalist rock, but unfortunately you couldn't stop your progressive allies from taking the reins and running away.
now we know what the world is like where that bastard child of yours rules
"enormous Megatherions, as ugly as were ever born of mud, loom huge and hideous out of the twilight Future on America; and she will have her own agony, and her own victory, but on other terms than she is yet quite aware of." - Thomas Carlyle

>runs out of burgers in Pacific
>fuck this nuke the noodle eating cunts
>murka fuck yeah

No its not....

What you brits have to understand about shitskin meme is that most of them live in major cities and especially in one state which is NRW(Where I live).

I think of 14 million people in NRW 2 Million are turks.

Also I honestly think London probably took the biggest hit of diversity,maybe with Paris.

I mean even lived one year in London near Brixton and there was one morning where I was the only white person in a bus full of 20 people.

I thought London would have been alot different than this multi cultural hell hole it is honestly insane how some city parts look like.

You couldn't notice a difference between London and the middle east.

Did you hear about the UN voting to outlaw nukes, threatening people with nukes, or "stoke piling" nukes?

New world war is going to be fought, FINALLY we get to work with the USA and Russia and Japan against... well, the lesser races.

DESU all this is bullshit, Germans like English, English like Germans.
> Both fucking hate their, and each others governments.
> Both fucking hate the sandniggers and shitskins being flooded into their countries.
> Neither want their daughters and sons murdered by shitskins and sandniggers that the Jews are letting in.
> Neither like the Jews and what they are doing to crush these once great nations.
> Both would happily work together and crush the eternal enemy.
> Both will rejoice when the race war starts with shitskins and sandniggers in their countries, and ends in Israel.

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>genocide aryans

the actions of nazi faggots killed more innocent whites than all of British colonialism until the great war. GFY

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Yes, but at least we see one of the many root causes, the EU, we voted to leave, after decades of campaigning, you guys just allow the " Cultural enrichment " continue .

You lot ain't Hungary and Poland, Your not putting up a fight,
>cucked
Shame i like you guys.

>What do we honestly think of each other?
To be honest, why do you even care what we think of you? There was a time when the Brits had self-respect and dignity.

same is true for us

If Germany could fix its progressiveness problem it could be a fantastic country, but it's a shame the country can't stop being authoritarian, whether it be the EU or the Third Reich.

>but lots of yours are Turkish (slightly better?)
Turks are a good deal better than "true arabs", soley because they come from an industrial country, which isn't a shariah hellhole. Well, in theory. In practice, the ones who came to germany, were in majority poor farmers from their eastern boonies, which is kinda their "shariah belt". So we kinda got the worst turkey has to offer - but even they, are a far cry from any arab.

We got destroyed in 1945, what is their excuse?

Only anti-white shitskins hate other white nationalities. I respect all european cultures for their diversity, we don't need shitskins for diversity; we already have it. Jews are ultimately going to have to be forced out of Europe in order to survive. Travel between countries must be somewhat restricted in-order to prevent their movement.

Your EU

A 11/10 in Bongistan

Turks always seemed like American Blacks to me, same hostility and disproportionate Turk/Black on German/White violence and seeing White/German women as a massive prize.

But what's coming now is something else entirely. Just google Afghan and Vergewaltigung for example. Other groups are also bad. Also all the supposed moderates are making excuses for not only the bombings and trucks of peace but also the rapes, theft, etc. Integration is pretty much dead on arrival, but we knew that since we couldn't even deal with the Turks.

Germans should be exterminated, along with the rest of germanics.

Celtic master race

aahh get them away from our border

>Auto
Celts are primitive.
>Anglos and other Germanics are master race

As the new face of Britain I can tell you I hate you both. Slavic master race. Thank you based EU for letting me culturally enrich you

Erm no your mass immigration started independently of the EU in the late 1940s, look up some of the crown acts (I think that's what they're called?). You guys took in people from the colonies to surpress wages, same with our Gastarbeiters from Southern Europe (Turks were forced on us by the Americans).

When Barabara Roche removed all immigration controls under Blair the only EU related stuff was allowing Eastern Europeans to come.

Anglos aren't germanics, subhuman

>Anglos aren't germanics, subhuman

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angeln
>Angeln, also known as Anglia (German: Angeln, Danish: Angel, Latin: Anglia), is a small peninsula within the larger Jutland (Cimbric) Peninsula in the region of Southern Schleswig, which constitutes the Northern part of the German federal state of Schleswig-Holstein, protruding into the Bay of Kiel.

really made me think

nope we will move some over there.

the saddest thing is that many germans today are proud of living in a democratic country

stop using german words, thanks

Your national dish is literally SAUSAGE AND CABBAGE

We got our shit cuisine from you, Grandpa Hans

What planet are you on, Anglo-Saxons come from Germany and Denmark you idiot

Speak for yourself, Celtboi.

Brits in here talking like they were the ones won the war.

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